The Cost of Being King
Created on: September 20th, 2008
The Cost of Being King
Aramis and Porthos are dead. Long live the King.

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September 20th, 2008
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ha ha blue pages
September 21st, 2008
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Been a lot of good Myst YTMND's lately.
September 22nd, 2008
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You stop in the local Burger King to grab a snack. A bunch of twelve year old kids sitting in a booth off to the side greet you with a rousing “Skate or die, dude!” and a hand symbol that looks kinda like what Spiderman does except the thumb’s tucked in. You think it might be affiliated with rock and roll music, but when you were seven your dad told you it meant ‘F*ck you’ so you decide to ignore the kids and just order a Whopper.
September 22nd, 2008
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You are simply astonished when the dopey looking teen behind the counter informs you that they no longer serve Whoppers at Burger King. Your eyes pop out of your head ever so slightly and as you lean in on the counter you spit out a cool, quiet “What? What did you say?” to this acne-ridden Eugene (as the nametag reads).
September 22nd, 2008
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He starts to repeat himself, but you don’t like what you hear so you cut him off with a louder, angrier “WHAT!?” and your blood pressure rises and you flip your bangs back onto the the top of your head and slam your fist into the cheap plastic countertop.
September 22nd, 2008
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Then suddenly, from the foreign domain of the world behind the register, appears the most awe-inspiring – nay, the most downright majestic figure of contemporary times: The Burger King. You struggle to compose your unworthy self before his legendary regal appearance. He approaches the counter and His static but all seeing eyes stare into your soul. You piously avert His gaze, slowly bowing before Him and kissing the hand He so nonchalantly extends to you.
September 22nd, 2008
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The King performs the most elegant and impressive dance moves known to mankind; it simultaneously charms and sexually motivates you. Then - just as your heart feels as if it may overflow throughout your breast - He hands you one of His world famous Whoppers from deep within the folds of His cape. The King then makes a gallant gesture to the menu with His soft, gloved hand. You choke out the words “chicken tenders-please” and they are instantaneously at your side. You had never known love before this day.
September 23rd, 2008
(2)
i love junior whopper sandwiches... it makes my TACO POP!
September 23rd, 2008
(2)
Burger on paper, on sword, on table.
September 23rd, 2008
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Then as quickly as it began, your moment of true happiness is over. The King turns and leaves, yet even in retreat he looks gallant. You spin around to find the cause of the King's hasty withdrawal, it's as you feared: n*gg*rs. Burger King had become the last good thing in your life after you lost your job to affirmative action and your wife to a black man's 12 inch dick. And here the n*gg*rs were to ruin this for you too.
September 23rd, 2008
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Oh fair King, how could you abandon this last refuge from the brutal tyranny of everyday. But lo, on the horizon you spy the king, he had not abandoned you; instead his brilliant tactical mind was working as soon as he saw the apes enter his store. The instant the largest "man" manages to sputter out in what can only be described as rape of the English language, "beat up or pay foo'," the King performs a brilliant flanking maneuver. Taken aback by his glory, the man beasts stumble unsure of what to do.
September 23rd, 2008
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However, this uncertainty is brief. Drawing his sword, the King dispatches of all the vermin before they come to their senses. You begin to thank your saviour, but you discover that as quickly as he had entered and enlightened your average life, the King is gone. You retrieve your Whopper and chicken tenders and sit down. Comprehending the Kings valiance and primordial beauty is a daunting task. But this brief encounter with the King has had a major impact on your life. You are sure to never be the same.
October 5th, 2008
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good
September 20th, 2008
(2)
lol
September 22nd, 2008
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Robyn Miller vs. Robert Euvino
September 23rd, 2008
(1)
In Polend they call it "Le Royale"
September 20th, 2008
(5)
Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!
September 20th, 2008
(3)
Burger King burgers are tasty, but Hardee's is even taster
September 20th, 2008
(3)
TCBCR, EVER HEARD OF THAT?!?!?!
September 21st, 2008
(0)
wanna try it? its real tasty
September 21st, 2008
(4)
Close your eyes for a big suprise.
September 21st, 2008
(5)
That's the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
September 21st, 2008
(4)
Hardee's burgers taste like dehydrated babies
September 21st, 2008
(1)
Two words. 5 guys. Look it up, drive there, eat there. I don't f*cking care how far away it is.
September 21st, 2008
(1)
You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
September 22nd, 2008
(1)
dehydrated babies sounds pretty good right about now
September 22nd, 2008
(0)
It aint easy being king baby.
September 23rd, 2008
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Wait-when did retronooborzxhaxorsz get pink status??? Not that I'm hatin or anything ) ;- {>
September 20th, 2008
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haha
September 20th, 2008
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Guy Fawkes > The King > Colonel Sanders
September 20th, 2008
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LOL fav'd
September 21st, 2008
(5)
That ole Ganon's no match for The King
September 21st, 2008
(3)
Wake up with The King.
September 21st, 2008
(3)
Oh man, this would make for some GREAT BK fanfiction.
September 22nd, 2008
(1)
I now understand where they got the idea for Sneak King from.
September 21st, 2008
(1)
Age of Empires 5!??!
September 21st, 2008
(1)
Needs moar Riven.
September 21st, 2008
(0)
been buying their salads lately 4d
September 21st, 2008
(3)
et tu Brute?
September 21st, 2008
(5)
did you somehow find a birds-eye pic of a whopper or did you go out, buy one, bring it back and photograph it? either way, i'm impressed.
September 21st, 2008
(4)
He would have to have the best burger king ever to actually get a burger that looks just like it does in the ads.
September 21st, 2008
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That burger does look absolutely perfect. Ugoff is hungry.
September 21st, 2008
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I'm really, REALLY tired of viral marketing for Burger King.
September 21st, 2008
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5 for myst sound
September 21st, 2008
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Now I'm hungry. Damn.
September 21st, 2008
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wake up with the king..... his two brothers did, years ago, and it was the last thing they ever saw.....
September 21st, 2008
(2)
Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my hand?
September 21st, 2008
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stop zooming in
September 21st, 2008
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I'm also thinkin the site could be better without the zoom.
September 21st, 2008
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or perhaps lenthen the unzoomed portion of the loop?
September 21st, 2008
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I tried lengthening the unzoomed portion, (like dbomob suggested) but it made the file size inordinately big. Is there a way to make the .GIF reference the same frame loop over and over several times before moving to a new frame without it actually adding to the file size? Or should I just get rid of the zoom entirely? (That is really easy) Does anyone know how to do this?
September 21st, 2008
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what? the file size shouldn't change if all you're changing is frame rates, lol
September 21st, 2008
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Im not just changing frame rates, I need to make a loop for the flickering candle light to keep playing before the zoom
September 22nd, 2008
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id actually say, keep it how it is originally.
September 22nd, 2008
(1)
I like it the way it is.
September 23rd, 2008
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The King likes it the way it is.
September 28th, 2008
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I know of no way to do that, and it drives me crazy too. If you ever find a way, please tell me.
September 21st, 2008
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Win
September 21st, 2008
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Just give me my hamburger sandwhich
September 21st, 2008
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burger king fad resurrection = win
September 21st, 2008
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September 21st, 2008
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hmm.......comment system doesn't like cyrillic.
September 21st, 2008
(1)
To succeed in life you've just got to Have It Your Way®
September 21st, 2008
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Dehydrated babies. Dehydrated babies. Dehydrated babies.
September 21st, 2008
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Aramis died!? oh well. he's probably going to go 0fer in the playoffs once again anyway... sh*t
September 21st, 2008
(0)
5'd for Myst.
September 21st, 2008
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This is amazing...and wait, that's Myst music? I've had the games sitting around but never played them...
September 22nd, 2008
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CHOW DOWN WITH THE, CHOW DOWN WITH THE KING!
September 22nd, 2008
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Wait that's the Earl of Sandwich.
September 22nd, 2008
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Klingon Promotion
September 22nd, 2008
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I love it.
September 22nd, 2008
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Nope featured anymore??? Gay.
September 22nd, 2008
(1)
just beat myst again after like 10 years just beat my c*ck again too
September 22nd, 2008
(1)
Great, now I need to play Riven again.
September 22nd, 2008
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So yeah I get it, but it's not very good at all. The overratedness of this site makes me want to throw up. To be completely honest this is really kind of stupid...
September 22nd, 2008
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how much did u get paid to do this?
September 22nd, 2008
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I found a Three Musketeers model sheet by Alex Toth, http://drawn.ca/ , noticed that the middle guy looked like the king, and inspiration struck. But I wouldnt work for Burger King if they gave me a solid gold crown covered in special sauce.
September 22nd, 2008
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By the by, I just discovered I'm not a featured user anymore. What happened?
September 23rd, 2008
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max was actually smart enough to un-feature everybody who wasn't funny.
September 22nd, 2008
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didn't watch
September 22nd, 2008
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He starts to repeat himself, but you don’t like what you hear so you cut him off with a louder, angrier “WHAT!?” and your blood pressure rises and you flip your bangs back onto the the top of your head and slam your fist into the cheap plastic countertop.
September 22nd, 2008
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Delicious. I like to walk into a Burger King and order a whopper--not because a whopper is the best burger in the world but because a whopper takes me back to my earliest childhood memories of wearing that paper-crown and eating burgers with my family in 1986. That was the first year I played NES and I wore that paper crown while playing my first few games of Excitebike and Super Mario Brothers. Yes, Burger King whoppers are a veritable time machine.
September 22nd, 2008
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Gold. Only one problem. What did he do with D' Artagnon? You know, the random guy who comes in to save their ass?
September 22nd, 2008
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September 22nd, 2008
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i'm sure someone's said it, but epic domain name. (SPOILER ALERT)
September 23rd, 2008
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http://fishbizkit.ytmnd.com/
September 23rd, 2008
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I like where this is going.
September 23rd, 2008
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5'd for MYST. I played that game back in the day, never beat it. I lately rediscovered it and am attempting to finish what i started
September 23rd, 2008
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and BTW: Dont buy the nintendo DS version of myst. It's n*gg*r-rigged
September 23rd, 2008
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Where is your brother now?
September 23rd, 2008
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love this. so many sh*tty ytmnds out there, but not this guy.
September 23rd, 2008
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A MYST YTMND!?!?!? F*CKING FIVED!!!
September 24th, 2008
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:O
September 25th, 2008
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Burgin'.
September 25th, 2008
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MYST music = win. +5 internetz.
September 25th, 2008
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I knew he was trouble even before he started reverse pickpocketing.
September 26th, 2008
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Intentionally downvoted. Have an awful day.
September 27th, 2008
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Bloody wonderful.
August 26th, 2009
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Words can not express the awesome which is this site.