Another dumb Koen site
Created on: October 5th, 2008
Another dumb Koen site
There. I split the difference on the title. And yes, I do deserve the Ultimate Tool Award for changing the title twice while it was in U&C. I guess I'll change it again tomorrow night.

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56 https://www.bing.com
7 https://www.youtube.com/
5 http://nekoshota.com/blog/?page_id=3724
3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCjeEN8YTcg
3 https://lm.facebook.com/

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October 5th, 2008
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Ithink this site would get better ratings if you changed the title; however, it is hilarious!
October 5th, 2008
(1)
you think you can use snowshoes?
October 5th, 2008
(0)
LMAO
October 5th, 2008
(11)
Koen for President because he's the only computer literate candidate.
October 6th, 2008
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changins your site name to get more views! awesome!
October 7th, 2008
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Obama | Koen '08 Needs more C and Matlab
October 8th, 2008
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Gay Obama = 5
October 12th, 2008
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combo breaker
October 19th, 2008
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Title of song in background plz?
October 5th, 2008
(9)
so neither one of the candidates is computer literate???????
October 5th, 2008
(9)
PTKFGS: You had me at Matlab.
October 5th, 2008
(14)
This was the happiest most fun time I ever had.
October 5th, 2008
(10)
do you realize you're beginning to harass me?
October 6th, 2008
(1)
Obama just loves too much.
October 5th, 2008
(0)
this is sillariously well done
October 5th, 2008
(1)
I was hoping for something more like this: http://millafadmachine.ytmnd.com/. I still liked what I saw, though.
October 5th, 2008
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Sorry, vote changed before this becomes massively overrated. I fear I may be too late.
October 5th, 2008
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Seems to have stabilized enough. Enjoy your 4 again.
October 5th, 2008
(1)
f*ck no. top rated ytmnd ever!
October 6th, 2008
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Changed the name = 1. I thought the joke was that all NiteSky does is stick Koen into a movie. That was a good joke. This is just a votewhoring KOENTMND now. Doesn't matter how well edited it is, there can only be so many Koen sites before they stop being funny.
October 6th, 2008
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WRONG
October 6th, 2008
(1)
I thought that was the joke, too. Apparently though, you and I are the only people who found that to be funny. Most people didn't even get it. I wish people's response had been more along the lines of "lol that's exactly how those sites are," and I definitely lost a small part of my dignity for changing it, but what's the point in making a joke no one here understands. It's was a choice between being a jaded prick or a huge whore, and I just didn't get enough positive feedback from fellow jaded pricks.
October 6th, 2008
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Nice edits =/= funny site. Koen has been done so many times that it has lost its humor. Before he made a good joke playing off that in the site title. Now he's just shamelessly votewhoring.
October 6th, 2008
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It didn't come off as making fun of NiteSky. Check out f*ggyfeatureduser's brilliant Fourest Koen series on how to make fun of a fad including the death of a fad.
October 6th, 2008
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You're the only person to even refer to that joke as being funny, and you 4'd the site and then 1'd it for being overrated. If you found it funny you should have expressed that somehow, cause I wouldn't have changed it.
October 6th, 2008
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Plus, Nitesky didn't even start it, for god's sake. It was the FPA, but since many mindless idiots (no pun intended) made the fad mainstream, they :forget: that they started it.
October 6th, 2008
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It was stupid to one for overratedness, but my (flawed) reasoning was that no one was getting the joke. It was doing fine before with the nitesky title. Change it back and you will get your dignity and my five back. Plus it was kinda funny seeing people miss the joke. FOOSH (that was the sound of the joke going over most YTMNDers heads).
October 6th, 2008
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New title is alright. I liked the nitesky one better. Change this to ear rape tomorrow. That would be awesome + it would get you FPA votes.
October 5th, 2008
(0)
i wish he knew how to use a computer so they could be together forever!
October 5th, 2008
(0)
Nor streit'ning Vale, nor Wood, nor Stream divides [ 70 ] Thir perfet ranks; for high above the ground Thir march was, and the passive Air upbore
October 5th, 2008
(2)
while this is good and I do like it, I don't believe nitesky would have uploaded it until koen's head looked right from a side profile. He is a perfectionist when it comes to KOENTMND's.
October 6th, 2008
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Also, the KOENTMND watermark should be incorporated. You MUST finish it!
January 25th, 2011
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right. you're insisting on that which further proves how formulaic you are.
October 5th, 2008
(0)
Billy Koen found out about Obama and Larry Sinclair.
October 5th, 2008
(1)
But...but...I thought everyone finishes it!
October 5th, 2008
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Koen really needs a better closing line
October 5th, 2008
(2)
5 for clair de lune
October 8th, 2008
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Debussy'd.
October 5th, 2008
(2)
More KOENTMND, plz
October 5th, 2008
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this is funny because obama is a real life f*ggot
October 5th, 2008
(2)
Koen joex
October 5th, 2008
(1)
Sorry for being late
October 5th, 2008
(3)
How long until McCain works this into one of his campaign ads?
October 6th, 2008
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Barack Obama is not so charming as you might think, he was dumped by Dr. Billy V. Koen - Ready to form unstable relationships? Yes. Ready to lead? No. My name is John McCain and I support this message.
October 12th, 2008
(0)
Barack Obama and his Liberal Congressional YTMND allies. Ready to downvote. Not ready to lead.
October 5th, 2008
(0)
This is awesome
October 5th, 2008
(3)
amusing...in my opinion itd be better without any references to "nitesky" but its too late for that
October 5th, 2008
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It's never too late. Don't give up hope.
October 5th, 2008
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fine
October 5th, 2008
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I admit, this got a smile out of me. Not a laugh or even a chuckle, but a smile. So 3
October 5th, 2008
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You just can't use... a computer.
October 5th, 2008
(0)
Koen pitches and Obama catches. I almost pissed myself when he said 'you just can't use a computer'.
October 5th, 2008
(0)
needs moar yamaguchi
October 5th, 2008
(2)
I actually tried working him in, but the site was too large. As it turned out, the next thing Obama knew, Koen was going out with Steve "No Neck" Yamaguchi. The two of them eloped.
October 5th, 2008
(0)
Obama looks like he's having too much fun in that bumper car.
October 5th, 2008
(2)
Thank you for making a funny site that has nothing to do with the economy and tetris
October 5th, 2008
(2)
Stop that, stop it now! This YTMND is getting incredibly silly!
October 5th, 2008
(1)
wow, all I can say is wow.
October 5th, 2008
(2)
amindlessidiot makes a site
October 6th, 2008
(0)
Wow! Nice job
October 6th, 2008
(2)
Where do these Audio files of Koen come from? I mean, I doubt He'd have talked about being harrassed in his lectures unless he was telling off students who were harrassing him to say something.
October 6th, 2008
(1)
-1 for not incorporating eeeeeeeeeeeee, or sliderule
October 6th, 2008
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agreed, i love koen sites, but you got to find a way to at least fit in EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. But that being said, I feel this was done too well be rated lower than 5....i might change my mind though
October 6th, 2008
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Hahaha the picture made me lose my milk XD
October 6th, 2008
(2)
Not enough Matlab
October 6th, 2008
(10)
Can you believe it? Inside sources suggest that Dr. Billy V. Koen will be Obama's pick for Secretary of the TreasureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHeheheheheheeeeee...
October 6th, 2008
(1)
LOL CLEVAR
October 6th, 2008
(2)
F*cking amazing. Incredible. Outstanding even. I feel bad for Obama though.
October 6th, 2008
(0)
It is better to have loved and to have lost... poor Obama. Koen you bastard, stop tormenting our presidential candidates!
October 6th, 2008
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Obama's a black man, and thus a heartbreaker. learn the whole story.
October 9th, 2008
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He's not a black man. He's a BI-RACIAL man. He's not even from the hood!
October 11th, 2008
(0)
knew that comment was coming
October 6th, 2008
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this conversation seems so natural. i mean honestly. this is the BEST ytmnd ever made. god damnit dude, god damnit.
October 6th, 2008
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Even then, it might have worked out
October 6th, 2008
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What was the name of the song that played at the end?
November 30th, 2008
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Clair de Lune
October 6th, 2008
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This is amazing!
October 6th, 2008
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He didn't finish C...... C as in Congress.
October 6th, 2008
(0)
hah they're a good pair
October 6th, 2008
(0)
Can you believe it? You've already clinched the nomination. Do you think you can be president? P-p-president-esident?
October 6th, 2008
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F*ggy short film
October 6th, 2008
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Obama already won an Emmy, I think he's now in line to win an Oscar
October 6th, 2008
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you've guys have mutilated the once great KOENTMND. I hope you f*gs are happy.
October 6th, 2008
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I fugging laughed out loud. Inside joke or not that was just hilarious.
October 7th, 2008
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Oh...THIS one again
October 7th, 2008
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can you believe it you've already finished deb u C
October 8th, 2008
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Epic win.
October 7th, 2008
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c isn't the only thing finished here
October 7th, 2008
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i must know the music that played at the end. its so beautiful. :'(
October 7th, 2008
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i agree what is it? I want to put it on my walkman
October 8th, 2008
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Clair de Lune, Debussy
October 7th, 2008
(0)
nice title
October 7th, 2008
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maybe you could insert the EEEEEEEEEEEEEE when obama takes out the picture...in an echo-y, flashback-y way.
October 7th, 2008
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F*ck you and your EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right in your EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ass. I hate EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
October 7th, 2008
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YOU JUST can't use a computer :,(
October 7th, 2008
(0)
you realize you're beginning to harass me
October 8th, 2008
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Since hes from Texas, it makes sense that Koen would be a Ron Paul supporter.
October 8th, 2008
(1)
F*ggy Short Film = 5555555555555555555555
October 8th, 2008
(1)
sitting here long long long long time.
October 8th, 2008
(1)
5 because I have no idea what I just watched. Also uhhh... you had to listen to that dude talk to make this.
October 8th, 2008
(1)
This needs to be higher rated.
October 8th, 2008
(1)
I laughed. I cried. I sh*tted my Hanes.
October 8th, 2008
(0)
Sounds like every relationship I've ever had...
October 9th, 2008
(5)
Do you realize you're beginning to harass me?
October 10th, 2008
(1)
i logged in on someones pc using only the on screen keyboard when i saw this ... wow ur awesome good job! srsly! very nicely done
October 12th, 2008
(2)
I cried for Barack at the end
October 19th, 2008
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Which "Out of Reach" is this on imdb? Also, this reminds me of my first girlfriend :(
November 30th, 2008
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Tear Jerker.
January 25th, 2011
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this is literally the best kowen site ever made.