E-harmony Rejection E-mail
Created on: November 17th, 2008
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what the f*ck?

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November 17th, 2008
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epic
November 17th, 2008
(19)
Yeah that got me too, you have to say penis.
November 22nd, 2008
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d1ck works also.
November 24th, 2008
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Penish!
November 17th, 2008
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lol YOU WIN! Your prize is one FREE Internets!
November 17th, 2008
(9)
How would you know?
November 17th, 2008
(0)
good one
November 20th, 2008
(3)
OH SNAP
November 17th, 2008
(1)
awesome, totally awesome. Alright, hamilton.
November 17th, 2008
(1)
No one likes the truth
November 17th, 2008
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that answer doesn't really make sense but it is still kind of funny that e harmony actually rejected you.
November 17th, 2008
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5
November 17th, 2008
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5'vd and fav'd
November 17th, 2008
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The full answer was "My dick, after she bites it off and swallows it. What? It's a common fetish"
November 17th, 2008
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAKLGSDAGLKSDGJF F*CKING AMAZING
November 17th, 2008
(0)
Adorable
November 17th, 2008
(-2)
*whispering* wait until you see my dick
November 17th, 2008
(0)
spiced rum?
November 17th, 2008
(0)
BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS
November 17th, 2008
(5)
seriously, I was rejected too, what is the correct answer?
November 17th, 2008
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My tounge?
November 17th, 2008
(-3)
a steel dick
November 17th, 2008
(9)
roofies?
December 4th, 2008
(0)
gallons of jizz
December 8th, 2008
(0)
my fingers
November 17th, 2008
(0)
Candy
November 17th, 2008
(1)
why is this on the u&c. also avg.
November 23rd, 2008
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why is this on top of the week. also way overrated
November 17th, 2008
(-1)
Ho man that's a laff.
November 17th, 2008
(0)
I can't give this a decent vote with that awful music.
November 17th, 2008
(1)
Maybe you shouldn't have capitalized "Dick". E-harmony screeners are probably grammar nazis.
November 17th, 2008
(5)
and they didn't even bother to give you a virus? how rude.
November 17th, 2008
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November 17th, 2008
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also c*cks
November 20th, 2008
(0)
No, dick. It says dick, dick.
November 17th, 2008
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"Price is Right fad generic bullsh*t"
November 17th, 2008
(3)
my unborn child.
November 17th, 2008
(1)
I bet they spout some lie about appreciating honesty, and yet they reject you for being too honest.
November 17th, 2008
(2)
sorry, I've already REDDIT
November 17th, 2008
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well I laughed...I don't care if the sound is overused
November 17th, 2008
(0)
awesome except the audio sucks
November 17th, 2008
(0)
i lol'd a couple times
November 17th, 2008
(3)
4.41 get off my plane
November 17th, 2008
(0)
meh, honesty never gets us anywhere... my wife asks what i would like to do, and f*ck is usually the answer and never the result... odds are E-harmony is ran by f*gs and dykes... NOW... if you had answered that in reference to "what do you like most in guys", they would deliver the accecptance letter in person.
November 17th, 2008
(-1)
dumbass
November 17th, 2008
(0)
moderately funny idea but i can't tell you how tired i am of this music. also screenshots
November 17th, 2008
(2)
Money well wasted.
November 17th, 2008
(1)
really? so much for first month free bullsh*t
November 17th, 2008
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You can at least find some original music.
November 17th, 2008
(0)
-1 for the music.
November 17th, 2008
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Haha nice!
November 17th, 2008
(0)
Reminds me of the April Fool's site from those Jasmine cam rooms, LOL
November 17th, 2008
(5)
Clever Girl....
November 17th, 2008
(0)
I have to 5 because I laughed
November 18th, 2008
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nah, ah ah.. you didn't say the magic word.
November 18th, 2008
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YES!
November 18th, 2008
(0)
awesome
November 18th, 2008
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Oh boy, a screenshot that contains a lame unwitty joke with an MP3 that's been used 355 times. Apparently, 4.4 star content.
November 18th, 2008
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all dating sites are just there to feed hungry women with more baggage than TWA. The only difference between them and sickly cats is that you can't always take them home.
November 18th, 2008
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how the hell do you fail at e harmony?
November 19th, 2008
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NARV sh*t...1'd for screenshotmnd and unoriginal music
November 19th, 2008
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My seed.
November 20th, 2008
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ALRIGHT!
November 20th, 2008
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Having the idea to do this: 3 stars. Actually going through with it: 5 stars. Citing your audio as "Price is Right fad generic bullsh*t": priceless.
November 22nd, 2008
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That's whats wrong with society these days, you get punished for honesty.
November 23rd, 2008
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thanks for the lol'z.
November 23rd, 2008
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I think anything would be funny with that price is right music.
November 23rd, 2008
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Good, he he...he he...smartass...he he...
November 24th, 2008
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November 26th, 2008
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funny
December 8th, 2008
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It's funny because it's true! lol
December 11th, 2008
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best e-harmony evar!!!
December 11th, 2008
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I'm sure at least some women would find that amusing lol.
December 14th, 2008
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+1 Win
December 26th, 2008
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f*ck you
January 7th, 2009
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Well, there's always match.com