Bush dodges EVERYTHING
Created on: December 15th, 2008
Bush dodges EVERYTHING

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December 16th, 2008
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POLEND!
December 16th, 2008
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And CoaKiS!
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and funnee internets jokez™
December 16th, 2008
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i got to say, i enjoyed this one the MOST>
December 16th, 2008
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30 seconds
December 16th, 2008
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Im declaring this one best of fad and for no more sites to be made. I enjoy how the iraqi PM looks like hes jiggling to the music as bush is dodging.
December 16th, 2008
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Well actually, you didn't forget Poland.
December 16th, 2008
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forgot khan
December 16th, 2008
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Hmmm...that's strange. In my version of Hardware Store, Weird Al didn't mention the Death Star. He also forgot Poland.
December 16th, 2008
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allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
December 16th, 2008
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Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
December 16th, 2008
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George Bush dodges more than just the draft
December 16th, 2008
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double comment replies fixed
December 16th, 2008
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Anyone else wonder why fuzzhammersignificant and ASSC*CKredux often seem to be on at the same time?
December 16th, 2008
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because we are both gr33nscr33n alts
December 16th, 2008
(0)
That makes sense!
December 17th, 2008
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When an old fad that has been forgotten makes a resurgence, it warms my heart just so.
December 17th, 2008
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Mine even more so, as I created the forgotten fad. XD
December 19th, 2008
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A fad must be drawn HERE.
December 20th, 2008
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iraqi bush looks like hes meditating
December 26th, 2008
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jew
December 16th, 2008
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POLEND!
December 16th, 2008
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And CoaKiS!
December 16th, 2008
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and funnee internets jokez™
December 16th, 2008
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i got to say, i enjoyed this one the MOST>
December 16th, 2008
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30 seconds
December 16th, 2008
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Im declaring this one best of fad and for no more sites to be made. I enjoy how the iraqi PM looks like hes jiggling to the music as bush is dodging.
December 16th, 2008
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Well actually, you didn't forget Poland.
December 16th, 2008
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forgot khan
December 16th, 2008
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Hmmm...that's strange. In my version of Hardware Store, Weird Al didn't mention the Death Star. He also forgot Poland.
December 16th, 2008
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allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
December 16th, 2008
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Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
December 16th, 2008
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George Bush dodges more than just the draft
December 16th, 2008
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boingboing'd
December 16th, 2008
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double comment replies fixed
December 16th, 2008
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because we are both gr33nscr33n alts
December 19th, 2008
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You can't make baking soda and surgar interchangeable. U'll ruin the pizza.
December 21st, 2008
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that makes sense
December 16th, 2008
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im feeling the ween right now
December 16th, 2008
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top rated this week bait. and also cat on keyboard.
December 16th, 2008
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Wow, did you start making this as soon as you got a hold of that clip?
December 16th, 2008
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I think I heard weird all say "circumsizer"? Is that a special machine, or you just hurl a rabbi?
December 16th, 2008
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It looks like the other dude is just grooving to the mix.
December 16th, 2008
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It's the Iraqi PM.
December 16th, 2008
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I was going to give you a bad rating because I'm sick of this fad, but then I saw the cat on a keyboard. well done sir.
December 16th, 2008
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I feel bad for fiving this.
December 16th, 2008
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i just feel bad in general after watching this
December 16th, 2008
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I just got home from a long night of drinking, and I might feel bad for 5'ing his tomorrow. Good job.
December 16th, 2008
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5 for the tgawgftsehtcjesrawmwtcwsgrtbbprmfadphpcwiwsprwlmtapgkfftwsjchatgaspfsalpffhplmrwpmpiacbcwcsdtghctabdthdactra bdaespcbvccmcgmsaps universe
December 16th, 2008
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Make the background NOT BLINDING WHITE for 5.
December 16th, 2008
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Its black now
December 16th, 2008
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^_^ and LOL @ keyword
December 16th, 2008
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Damn, I was hoping you'd use every object listed in the song.
December 16th, 2008
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I used 26 and the gif is 2.96MB, theres like 60 objects in the song so I dont think id be able to upload it without failing
December 16th, 2008
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max should uncap the .gif size and everyone should be forced to get T1 lines.
December 16th, 2008
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When did gr33nscr33n become such a curmudgeon?
December 16th, 2008
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you could have made the object change into something else every frame you fail
December 16th, 2008
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^^Since when hasn't gr33nscr33n been a curmudgeon?
December 16th, 2008
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^Projecting much?
December 17th, 2008
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Oh hell, I completely missed that comment. I've been put in my place.
December 20th, 2008
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years of watching msnbc have made cretincretin a nutless surrender monkey
December 23rd, 2008
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Someone's butthurt.
December 16th, 2008
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-2 for not using all objects from song. +1 for keywords.
December 18th, 2008
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I was really hoping all the objects in the song would be included for added awesomeness and remembered the automatic circumciser... then my head exploded thinking he should have thrown a rabbi ;P i keed, i keed
December 16th, 2008
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YOU JUST FELL THE TRAP *LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE SCREAM/3500HZ SQUARE WAVE/MCFLY!!!*
December 16th, 2008
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The fact that you made the guy next to Bush dance is why I give this a 5. Especially the eyebrows going up and down.
December 16th, 2008
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4 only because he couldn't dodge catonakeyboardinspace. You should know better.
December 17th, 2008
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but he can dodge catonakeyboardiniraq.
December 16th, 2008
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that is awesome! love it!
December 16th, 2008
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I enjoyed watching this
December 16th, 2008
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It is great to see a fad that has produced such a high percentage of quality sites.
December 16th, 2008
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It HAS been a while, hasn't it?
December 16th, 2008
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Lol, I love how the other guy is just groovin' to the beat.
December 16th, 2008
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Maliki can get down.
December 16th, 2008
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December 16th, 2008
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SOMEONE FLOATS A RUMOR
December 16th, 2008
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poland
December 16th, 2008
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I liked the part when the funny country was thrown at the president and he ducked and it didn't hit him and it was funny
December 16th, 2008
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then why the fave?
December 16th, 2008
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You can't dodge catonakeyboardinspace
December 16th, 2008
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS!!!!!!!!!!
December 16th, 2008
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wow nice
December 16th, 2008
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When is the "Shoe On Head" fad going to come into play...
December 16th, 2008
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Was gonna take off points for not syncing until I realized he was throwing some items that weren't in the song.
December 16th, 2008
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Perfect
December 16th, 2008
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I like this, I just wish it had every item from the song. That would be impressive.
December 16th, 2008
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lol?
December 16th, 2008
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4
December 16th, 2008
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I love how the Prime Minister looks like he's just grooving to the music. XP
December 16th, 2008
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Damn you for having an un-funny version of what I was about to say. >.<
December 16th, 2008
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WIN!
December 16th, 2008
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-1 for not the objects in the song
December 16th, 2008
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The Iraqi Prime Minister is dancing.
December 16th, 2008
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to you i give a hearty and well-deserved YOURE THE MAN NOW DOG
December 16th, 2008
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The Iraqi guy is Stan's favorite customer.
December 16th, 2008
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i knew exactly what this was going to be when i clicked on it, and it did not dissapoint.
December 16th, 2008
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No no, this was creative. This gets a 5.
December 16th, 2008
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but can he dodge a full force fist of chuck norris?
December 17th, 2008
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F*ck Chuck.
December 16th, 2008
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH 5 FOR POLAND
December 16th, 2008
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5'd for dodging the Death Star.
December 16th, 2008
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Great edits, 5'd and fav'd.
December 16th, 2008
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Best moment in presidency!
December 16th, 2008
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Indeed
December 16th, 2008
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He dodged the cuffs, but he did not break them.
December 16th, 2008
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al-Maliki is just doing a little dance.
December 16th, 2008
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LOL the green shell and the poland.
December 16th, 2008
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i really wish you included everything but i know the size limit wont allow it.
December 16th, 2008
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Predictable. But it had to be done. No question. 5 stars and FAV'd.
December 16th, 2008
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this is what fads are for. doing this.
December 16th, 2008
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hey Max you forgot to repaint my username its gone all rusty......max? ...Max???!!!............. but..... NOOOoOOOooO000Oo0Ooooo
December 16th, 2008
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call marty mcfly. tell him I'm sorry :(
January 30th, 2009
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RIP
December 16th, 2008
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Sure you got everything?
December 16th, 2008
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as a baker in real life i am well aware of cookie cutting. this is overrated as f*ck.
December 16th, 2008
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5 for catonakeyboard in space.
December 17th, 2008
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Same reason here, 5 for you sir.
December 16th, 2008
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Bush's ytmnd approval rating just went up
December 16th, 2008
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Didn't find this very funny, but at least you made it unlike half the stuff on U and C.
December 16th, 2008
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:D::D:D:D
December 16th, 2008
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Best one of the fad
December 16th, 2008
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awesome work
December 16th, 2008
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%
December 16th, 2008
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I love you Locke5 best friends forever
December 16th, 2008
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I like how you just gave up and used crap not even associated with the song.
December 16th, 2008
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N*gg*rs
December 16th, 2008
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5'd and fav'd for Poland
December 16th, 2008
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excellent
December 16th, 2008
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5 for like not stolen gif
December 16th, 2008
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he didn't forget to throw poland!
December 16th, 2008
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The way Maliki rocks to the music is WIN.
December 16th, 2008
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LOLand
December 16th, 2008
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:O
December 16th, 2008
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LOL I GET IT NEWS + FAD
December 16th, 2008
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Did I just see poland?
December 16th, 2008
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5 for keywords
December 17th, 2008
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Looks like you didn't forget something. And I didn't forget your 5 sir.
December 17th, 2008
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You can't dodge that shoe.
December 18th, 2008
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I can.... dodge this.... shoe... NNNNNAAUUUUUUGGHHHHH
December 17th, 2008
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Awesome. This is the best YTMND made in a while...
December 17th, 2008
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lol bush avoided the whatyouseewhenyoudie cat
December 17th, 2008
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haha good sh*t
December 17th, 2008
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Good fad brought back appropriately.
December 17th, 2008
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Look at Malaki! He really digs Weird Al!
December 17th, 2008
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POLAND
December 17th, 2008
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Dubya at his best
December 17th, 2008
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good job :)
December 17th, 2008
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lets rub WENISES together
December 17th, 2008
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guitarsolo.ytmnd.com
December 17th, 2008
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1 for Poland. And that weird blue on his suit.
December 17th, 2008
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the hypnosis of sound is all i got off of this
December 17th, 2008
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this song will never die
December 17th, 2008
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lol, death star
December 17th, 2008
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+6 for durd rdurrudr
December 17th, 2008
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If this isn't a 5 star, then I don't know what is.
December 17th, 2008
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5'd for the keywords.
December 18th, 2008
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Anything less than 5 would mean I was a downvoting f*ggot. Let everyone else congratulate themselves on not creating quality fad sites.
December 18th, 2008
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This took forever to load and wasn't any good. You're a f*ggot.
December 18th, 2008
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True. Get a better connection. That sh*t was hilarious. FIVED.
December 18th, 2008
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I laughed so hard I sharted.
December 18th, 2008
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If you watch long enough he throws HAPPY CAT
December 20th, 2008
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And cat on a keyboard in space
December 18th, 2008
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Ewe Forgot Poe-Land.
December 18th, 2008
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I see you remembered Polend.
December 19th, 2008
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Yeah must be my connection couldn't be that ytmnd is a sh*tty slow site and everything takes forever to load
December 19th, 2008
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hahahahahahaha it's funny to make fun of that guy
December 19th, 2008
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look at the iraqi guy dancing at the podium and raising his eyebrows
December 19th, 2008
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Wow, he even dodged Poland!
December 20th, 2008
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Expected/5
December 20th, 2008
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Great!
December 20th, 2008
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lol
December 20th, 2008
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I never laughed so hard when i saw the original video of this on the news. Makes me think that your country has the most hated and stupid person running it.
December 20th, 2008
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and the copyright still needs updating. Come on guys, its nearly 3 years now.
December 20th, 2008
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it had to be done
December 20th, 2008
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:D sites like this may one day save YTMND from mediocrity! We need more stuff like this..
December 21st, 2008
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lol thats awesome, looks like the dude on the right is dancing too
December 21st, 2008
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you remembered poland
December 23rd, 2008
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He forgot poland...that f*ck....
December 23rd, 2008
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Absolute genius... 5 stars!
December 23rd, 2008
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did he dodge PINGAZ ?
December 23rd, 2008
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its like he saw it coming!!
December 23rd, 2008
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5 and fave
January 1st, 2009
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It would be so much better if he was actually dodging the things Weird Al describes in the song.
January 10th, 2009
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"automatic circumsizer" still confuses me to date.
January 12th, 2009
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The Iraqi president dances to Weird Al, while Bush dodges everything... including what he forgot.
August 27th, 2009
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January 21st, 2010
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still awesome
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5 from the awsome weird al song
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I gotta ask dose wenis have a wife named bagina?
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i remember when i first saw that on the news i was actually really impressed with his reflexes
November 30th, 2013
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6.
March 18th, 2016
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I love how he dodged Poland!
May 11th, 2016
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he's so strong that he can even throw POLAND at Bush!