Ghost of Christmas Present reveals all
Created on: December 18th, 2008
Ghost of Christmas Present reveals all
The Ghost of Christmas Present is always trying to create opportunities for himself to whip out his junk.

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December 18th, 2008
(6)
lol cover them! Also, DMAZ! I love you dmaz. How's your little brother? (Gabbly.)
December 18th, 2008
(6)
He's pretty fabulous. He's more into the youtube poops now than YTMND tho, haha
December 18th, 2008
(13)
Nice of the princess to invite us to a picnic Gay Luigi?
December 18th, 2008
(12)
Agh YOSHI NO LIKE BALLS!
December 18th, 2008
(6)
^perfect comment MAH BOI!
December 19th, 2008
(4)
I think this site single-handedly saved ytmnd...for now.
December 19th, 2008
(3)
good job with the censor mosaic
December 19th, 2008
(2)
Damn, I need to get onto making my Christmas site.
December 19th, 2008
(2)
epic domain grab
December 19th, 2008
(2)
OMFG, THEY'RE SHAVED AND READY TO GO.
December 19th, 2008
(2)
I've got big balls, I've got big balls, and they're such big balls, dirty big balls. And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, BUT THIS GHOSTS GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!
December 20th, 2008
(3)
The fact that they're censored just makes it that much better
December 20th, 2008
(2)
He takes "sounding off like he's got a pair" to a whole new plateau.
December 21st, 2008
(2)
atributetodmaz.ytmnd.com
December 21st, 2008
(0)
l,ao
December 22nd, 2008
(1)
gaaaaabb
December 22nd, 2008
(3)
I tired to keep a straight face, until he said "ignorance" and "want."
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
They're hidden... but they live... oh yes... they live.
December 23rd, 2008
(4)
If you watch the entire thing, there were so many more epic lines like this ^ but with the 3 MB limit I couldn't fit them all and still have a quality f*ggy short film. Anyone is more than welcome to sequel it up if they want to.
December 23rd, 2008
(0)
looked more like tits to me, but heck, it's a dmaz site. 5'd.
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
Notedog, you're so right.
December 24th, 2008
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you sir are and idiot :(
December 24th, 2008
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December 25th, 2008
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I acctually saw this movie on AMC and when I was two children instead of two balls, I cried.
January 8th, 2009
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December 18th, 2008
(4)
ha ha. balls.
December 19th, 2008
(0)
Deeezzz Nuts
December 19th, 2008
(5)
It seems that want is bigger than ignorance.
December 19th, 2008
(0)
fav!
December 20th, 2008
(4)
They even frikkin jiggle a bit when he pulls back the robe, outstanding stuff!
December 21st, 2008
(4)
Haha I was hoping someone would notice the jiggle. Only the best for you guys.
December 22nd, 2008
(3)
or worst, depending on how you want to look at it.
December 18th, 2008
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December 18th, 2008
(4)
:)
December 18th, 2008
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B 0:
December 18th, 2008
(1)
NEDM
December 18th, 2008
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this site will be killed™
December 18th, 2008
(11)
A flawless, hilarious edit that makes sense. It's also not about shoes.
December 18th, 2008
(15)
You also have to be pretty arrogant to name your balls.
December 18th, 2008
(11)
You'd have to have to have a large set of balls, metaphorically, to name your large set of balls.
December 18th, 2008
(10)
You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
If you have to be arrogant to name your ballz, how arrogant do you have to be to five them separate names?
December 19th, 2008
(4)
Prospero, Merlin, Fievel, Alfred, Sparkles
December 18th, 2008
(5)
I think the Patrick Stewart version of Christmas Carol was probably the best, except for maybe the muppets one. lolol
December 18th, 2008
(7)
Yeah. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful Ghost of Christmas Present, and I think I'd like to see him naked, and so all his clothes fall off.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
Muppets christmas carol certainly the best, hahahha
December 24th, 2008
(1)
the best one was made in 1951
December 18th, 2008
(10)
Also pretty damn epic music for a nutsack-flashing
December 23rd, 2008
(0)
And rightfully so, Joe. But three of a kind always beats a pair.
December 18th, 2008
(7)
giblets
December 18th, 2008
(3)
December 18th, 2008
(3)
You just gave my favorite Christmas movie all new meaning, for that, I thank ye for this YTMND
December 18th, 2008
(5)
I named mine Hector and Agamemnon
December 18th, 2008
(2)
Needs more Goofy twirling his ears and scrunching his nose.
December 18th, 2008
(3)
Finally! dmaz makes a new site and this one is one of his funniest. "Look here beneath my robe!" wow.
December 18th, 2008
(3)
THE HORROR
December 18th, 2008
(1)
THE MEXICAN BORDER
December 18th, 2008
(11)
cover them, i do not wish to seem them...
December 19th, 2008
(4)
i thought as much!
December 18th, 2008
(3)
Elephantiasis FTW.
December 18th, 2008
(5)
Up and Cumming
December 18th, 2008
(3)
You're a little absent-minded, spirit.
December 18th, 2008
(13)
NO I'M A LARGE ABSENTMINDED SPIRIT LOLOLOLOL
December 18th, 2008
(3)
my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
December 18th, 2008
(2)
not funny
December 18th, 2008
(2)
nicely done
December 18th, 2008
(15)
Their names are Ignorance and Want. My wife wanted to name them Plato and Aristotle, but I punched that bitch in the face and told her to make me a sandwich named AWESOME.
December 18th, 2008
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You guys do know that there are three other votes besides 1 and 5, right?
December 18th, 2008
(2)
!
December 18th, 2008
(5)
f*ck shaving, he must wax that sh*t
December 18th, 2008
(5)
It gets sweaty under that robe
December 18th, 2008
(3)
BEWARE OF THEM!
December 18th, 2008
(3)
Ignorance and Want
December 18th, 2008
(2)
that's some present awright
December 18th, 2008
(2)
Amazing
December 18th, 2008
(2)
6
December 18th, 2008
(2)
good show dmaz. By the size of them bad boys they should be blue.
December 18th, 2008
(1)
lol, he's got trucknutz
December 18th, 2008
(2)
ahahaha
December 18th, 2008
(2)
I honestly haven't 5'd something for months, but this deserves it
December 18th, 2008
(3)
and what in God's name is Patton doing in a porno with Jesus?
December 18th, 2008
(3)
*a porno starring Jesus
December 18th, 2008
(3)
This is the Christmas YTMND we've all been waiting for!
December 18th, 2008
(3)
God bless us every one!
December 18th, 2008
(3)
OMGreatest
December 18th, 2008
(4)
LOL, nice...
December 18th, 2008
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pneis LOLL
December 18th, 2008
(5)
He just looks so satisfied in the last frame
December 18th, 2008
(2)
!
December 18th, 2008
(3)
You win, my friend.
December 18th, 2008
(2)
Oh, wow. This is awesome, if a little explicit.
December 18th, 2008
(3)
This is the most amazing YTMND ever.
December 18th, 2008
(0)
SILLY PUTTY
December 18th, 2008
(2)
sites like this is what keeps YTMND alive and breathing
December 18th, 2008
(2)
Frankly I'm surprised to see you're still alive and breathing, fourest. Missing from ytmnd for three months without making 12 consecutive goodbye sites? I just came to the logical conclusion you were hit by a bus.
December 18th, 2008
(2)
Classic Dmaz godliness.
December 18th, 2008
(5)
MAKE DMAZ PINK
December 18th, 2008
(2)
instant classic, genius
December 18th, 2008
(2)
fap
December 18th, 2008
(3)
the balls are inert
December 19th, 2008
(1)
does that mean they don't work?
December 18th, 2008
(2)
Ignorance would have been bliss and oh gawd my eyes do not Want. Then again, I was expecting a horsedick here. It burns us, the five stars!
December 19th, 2008
(5)
I thought as much.
December 19th, 2008
(3)
Who keeps a Space Hopper under their... SWEET JESUS!!
December 19th, 2008
(1)
What's in the original? Little sniveling people?
December 19th, 2008
(2)
Two ragged, dirty little children.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
He shaves his balls?
December 19th, 2008
(4)
Ignorance and Want like to be clean-shaven.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
http://god.ytmnd.com/
December 19th, 2008
(2)
One of the best YTMND's of all time.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
Honest to god, this is perfect. The facial expressions, the speech, the robe. Everything.
December 19th, 2008
(3)
as wisdumcube said, you just saved YTMND;
December 19th, 2008
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http://marxmith.blogspot.com/search?q=+11617.9+
December 19th, 2008
(2)
One of the most epic things I have ever seen.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
Those aren't names I'd give my balls. I'd call them Grampaface and Pruney.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
in the movie, what does he really show him under his robe?
December 19th, 2008
(1)
Two children.
December 19th, 2008
(1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8CiJMp_3M
December 19th, 2008
(2)
The two kids under the robe.... thats pretty sketchy.
December 19th, 2008
(0)
The wrong testicle is sagging.
December 19th, 2008
(2)
OMG! This YTMND is better then all my YTMND! IMPOSSIBILE!
December 19th, 2008
(2)
thank god, a YTMND that doesn't suck. just when i thought all hope was lost...
December 19th, 2008
(3)
my favorite part was the balls
December 19th, 2008
(3)
What did he name his c*ck, Tiny Tim?
December 19th, 2008
(4)
Need. When the Ghost needs you, it's time to be filled with the spirit of the holidays.
December 19th, 2008
(2)
Look upon deez!
December 26th, 2008
(-1)
deez nuts!
December 19th, 2008
(0)
Whos got big balls? Hes got big balls.
December 19th, 2008
(0)
lol
December 19th, 2008
(3)
thats funny i call my balls , "James Westfall" and "Dr. Kenneth Noisewater" oh and as for my penis is called the Octagon
December 19th, 2008
(2)
OMG HAWT
December 19th, 2008
(3)
hahha Ignorance and Want.. im gonna name my pair that.
December 19th, 2008
(2)
I do not wish to see them! I figured as much! (smiles) three cheers for Dmaz!
December 19th, 2008
(3)
Epic scrooge facial expressions.
December 20th, 2008
(1)
Epic spooge facial expressions: http://jizz.ytmnd.com
December 19th, 2008
(2)
the music makes it that much sweeter
December 19th, 2008
(0)
shweet
December 20th, 2008
(1)
The look on Scrooge's face is priceless.
December 20th, 2008
(3)
LOOK HERE! BENEATH MY ROBE!
December 26th, 2008
(0)
*Testicles*
December 20th, 2008
(1)
I should really name my balls
December 20th, 2008
(2)
The look on his face... priceless.
December 20th, 2008
(2)
What is that slapping noise 8 seconds in?
December 20th, 2008
(1)
This is one of those great sites where you think to yourself, "Why didn't I think of this!?"
December 20th, 2008
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balls
December 20th, 2008
(4)
You f*cking suck, I was working on this EXACT f*cking site.
December 20th, 2008
(2)
perfect
December 20th, 2008
(2)
Spot on, good chap!
December 20th, 2008
(0)
truck nuts?
December 20th, 2008
(5)
it works all too well
December 21st, 2008
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Immensely overrated
December 21st, 2008
(0)
TRUCK NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 21st, 2008
(3)
LOOK HERE, BENEATH MY ROBE.
December 21st, 2008
(2)
This is mad f*ckin funny
December 21st, 2008
(2)
lol ho ho holy sh*t that was hilarious
December 21st, 2008
(2)
Five for using the George C Scott version, which is, as everyone knows, the best version of A Christmas Carol.
December 21st, 2008
(2)
w00t
December 21st, 2008
(0)
EPIC
December 21st, 2008
(0)
I can't even guess what it was originally
December 29th, 2008
(0)
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1984-xmas-ignorance-want.html
December 21st, 2008
(3)
He got balls saying that.
December 21st, 2008
(0)
How's it feel to have the top rated YTMND of all time?
December 21st, 2008
(0)
MYSTERIOUSDISAPPEARANCEFROMFRONTPAGETMND
December 21st, 2008
(0)
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Oh, it was nsfw'd. Guess I can't argue with that.
December 21st, 2008
(2)
Really? I censored this SPECIFICALLY so it wouldn't. But I guess whoever keeps NSFWing it thinks that YTMND should have standards on par with a preacher's wife forum rather than an internet humor community.
December 21st, 2008
(0)
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Seriously though, I don't care too much and prolly won't fight the next one. It would be kind of sweet for the top rated to also be nsfw. I think it would speak volumes for the site as a whole.
December 21st, 2008
(0)
Ignorance is the lower one.
December 21st, 2008
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I haven't logged in to YTMND since September 2007. That changed today when I returned to give this site a five. Well done, bravo!
December 21st, 2008
(3)
LOLOMG
December 22nd, 2008
(2)
I came.
December 22nd, 2008
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1'd because I did not laugh.
December 22nd, 2008
(1)
PERFECT!
December 22nd, 2008
(3)
"I do not wish to see them." - That's a lie and we all know it.
December 22nd, 2008
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Welcome to Gabbly! Learn how to make money from hosting a chat by registering your name here! gabbly.com/ytmnd.com
December 22nd, 2008
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apparently christmas cums more than once a year huh....
December 23rd, 2008
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Highest rated YTMND of all time? Get the hell out.
December 23rd, 2008
(3)
Perfect beyond belief.
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
DEATH TO ALL YOUTUBE POOP! MORE OF THIS!!
December 23rd, 2008
(2)
nick sack santa.
December 23rd, 2008
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That sucked...what a f*cking waste of time. 1STAR.
December 23rd, 2008
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December 23rd, 2008
(1)
f*ck. win!
December 23rd, 2008
(0)
I thought I 5'd this...late to the ball sack party.
December 23rd, 2008
(1)
I see very, very little that can top this.
December 23rd, 2008
(1)
daamn he must have got those things waxed...they're so shiny...
December 24th, 2008
(1)
Wow what a rating! Way to earn it dude
December 24th, 2008
(0)
I have bigger balls.
December 24th, 2008
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4.73 average? As in one of the highest rated ytmnds ever? Gimme a f*ckin break.
December 24th, 2008
(1)
i personally believe this site is awwwwwwwwight
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Scrooge looks like he wants to grab his nuts. His facial expressions make it funny...
December 24th, 2008
(1)
I call mine "Tim" and "Tom", and my schwanger "Pete".
December 24th, 2008
(1)
awesome. 5d
December 24th, 2008
(1)
Thank you for a great Yuletide Lol!
December 25th, 2008
(2)
dmaz
December 26th, 2008
(1)
hilarious
December 26th, 2008
(1)
BALLZ
December 26th, 2008
(1)
lol
December 26th, 2008
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1'd cause not marked as NWS.
December 26th, 2008
(0)
hadouken.
December 29th, 2008
(0)
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1984-xmas-ignorance-want.html
December 30th, 2008
(1)
I named mine Starscream and Megatron.
January 9th, 2009
(0)
ahahahahahaha
January 14th, 2009
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5
February 16th, 2009
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lol definitely one of the best
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