Billy Mays calls Vince from Shamwow Out
Created on: February 10th, 2009
Billy Mays calls Vince from Shamwow Out
sh*t just got real.

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February 10th, 2009
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I hope this doesn't get HTPAT'd
February 10th, 2009
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get what?
February 11th, 2009
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that would be bad. very very bad.
February 11th, 2009
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this is good
February 11th, 2009
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Isn't it?
February 11th, 2009
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oh. yeah. that would be awesome XD
February 11th, 2009
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WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE; GOD HELP US ALL.
February 11th, 2009
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NEBM
February 11th, 2009
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the difference between HTPAT and this, is that THIS is funny. HTPAT WASN'T.
February 11th, 2009
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I'm not gonna vote yet
February 11th, 2009
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shamPOW
February 12th, 2009
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HTPAT Threat level Yellow
February 12th, 2009
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oh shi-
February 12th, 2009
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Well, only a little over 1000 views today, so that's not so bad. 5 because its Billy Mays
February 12th, 2009
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Mays 2012
February 12th, 2009
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HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HT
February 10th, 2009
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HEY!
February 11th, 2009
(2)
are you on the ball?
February 11th, 2009
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THAT'S RIGHT.
February 10th, 2009
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he loves DEZ NUTS
February 10th, 2009
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Are you followin me, camera guy?
February 12th, 2009
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Mays will kick the SH*T out of Vince.
December 18th, 2009
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No he won't. Vince is still alive... ... ... THIS WAS A TRIUMPH, I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE: HUGE SUCCESS! IT'S HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION!
February 10th, 2009
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wtf is with the downvotes?
February 12th, 2009
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HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPAT HTPA
February 11th, 2009
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YOU SH*TTIN ME
February 12th, 2009
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I don't need a cabinet full of cleaners.
February 11th, 2009
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February 11th, 2009
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full of interest and entertainment
February 11th, 2009
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It's on
February 11th, 2009
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HTPAT brings to many bad memories.
February 11th, 2009
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YES. I was waiting for this.
February 11th, 2009
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sex with men
February 11th, 2009
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htpat
February 12th, 2009
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ungrammatical title
February 11th, 2009
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1 HTPAT SITE WAS MORE THEN WE NEEDED - DELETE THIS SH*T NOW
February 11th, 2009
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There needs to be a Zoolander-esque film made about Pitchmen.
February 11th, 2009
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F*ck this is long
February 11th, 2009
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T
February 11th, 2009
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billy mays REPRESENT! Billy sh*ts bigger than vince.
February 11th, 2009
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Vince is going to love Billy's nuts.
February 11th, 2009
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Oh yeah, well i didn't see billy mays making any comedy movies. I look forward to this battle.
February 11th, 2009
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February 11th, 2009
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Couldn't agree more.
February 11th, 2009
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OOOOOH SH*T ITS ON
February 11th, 2009
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sound is popping.. firefox problem?
February 12th, 2009
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SH*T IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SH*T COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. F*CK.
February 12th, 2009
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IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SH*T AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS F*CKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, N*GG*R. THOSE F*CKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR F*CKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK.
February 12th, 2009
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BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SH*T, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? F*CK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO F*CK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT N*GG*RS.
February 12th, 2009
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FYI- vince is an ex-scientologist, using all his shamwow money to fight them in court for ruining his life. vince got fair-gamed for making "underground comedy movie" back in the 90's google that sh*t. it's for reals.
February 12th, 2009
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It's still a sh*tty movie.
February 12th, 2009
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holy sh*t, its gunna be shamwow versus the scout....GO BILLY MAYS
February 12th, 2009
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Cheetos Boredom Busters
February 12th, 2009
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Whoever Falcon Punches first will win.
February 12th, 2009
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A breakdance battle, except for selling towels. I get it.
February 12th, 2009
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MAYS/VINCE AT WRESTLEMANIA
February 12th, 2009
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OH SH*T IT'S ON NOW
February 12th, 2009
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Billy Mays: Mighty Mendit! Mighty Putty! Big City Slider Station! Handy Switch! Steam Buddy! Simoniz Fix It! Zorbeez! THE AWESOME AUGER!!!!!! Simoniz Liquid Diamond! Hercules Hook! Orange Glo!!! Vincy Vince: *plop!*
February 12th, 2009
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My mom bought a ShamWow and I was like, "what?"
February 12th, 2009
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Funny radio bit.
February 12th, 2009
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upvoted this with z3keVoLTa, great site.
February 12th, 2009
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This is gay.
February 12th, 2009
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Billy is gonna punch Vince's stupid f*cking skull in but then use the Simoniz FixIt instant scratch remover. Good as new.
February 12th, 2009
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I think they're both just going to end up liking the way they look, I GUARANTEE IT
February 13th, 2009
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HI, IíM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENíS WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY C*CK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE,
February 13th, 2009
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HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDEíS SACRED DOMAIN ó YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH.
February 13th, 2009
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I GUARANTEE IT.
February 13th, 2009
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haha oh man. http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Billy_Mays_calls_out_Vince_from_ShamWow
February 13th, 2009
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F*CK YOU
February 13th, 2009
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infomercial throwdown. shamwow works on blood right?
February 13th, 2009
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Billy Mays here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E
February 13th, 2009
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matthew lesko wins
February 14th, 2009
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billy mayes didnt invent the shamwow or anything like it.. these have existed for awhile.. its really more like synthetic lamb skin.. or some animal.. swimers have uses them to dry off for.. many years. so yeah...
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Oh sh*t! It's on! It's on!
February 14th, 2009
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you dont f*ck with the Ding King