the pianist
Created on: February 13th, 2009
the pianist
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February 13th, 2009
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internet
February 13th, 2009
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What can I say? It's fearcondom.
February 13th, 2009
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The Penist?
February 13th, 2009
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h3h
February 14th, 2009
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I made this comment from my iPhone
February 14th, 2009
(3)
Pianos give great head.
February 15th, 2009
(2)
I thought it was Tim Roth at first.
February 16th, 2009
(1)
Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.
February 17th, 2009
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From this user, I expect quality. He has delivered it.
February 13th, 2009
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*cue clever sex pun he can't think of right now*
February 13th, 2009
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hey what the? Minus me will you??????
February 13th, 2009
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^haha, good one! 'MINUS' me! loollollo
February 13th, 2009
(2)
Piano C*ck
February 13th, 2009
(6)
looks like he fine tuning her klavier
February 17th, 2009
(2)
I believe you were looking for something along the lines of "a twelve-inch pianist"
February 13th, 2009
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PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!
February 13th, 2009
(43)
Yes! ...YES!
February 13th, 2009
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More like PUMP the keys...amirite?
February 13th, 2009
(21)
not right now you don't
February 13th, 2009
(7)
Nooo you must feel the music FEEL THE MUSIC
February 13th, 2009
(10)
Donkey punch the keys?
February 14th, 2009
(8)
Classial music is orgasmic, some say.
February 16th, 2009
(9)
"The creative process is like music which takes root with extraordinary force and rapidity"- Tchaikovsky.
February 13th, 2009
(7)
ACTING!
February 13th, 2009
(5)
BRILLIANT!
February 20th, 2009
(3)
DRAMATIC!
February 13th, 2009
(3)
I have no words to describe what I'm feeling right now
February 13th, 2009
(14)
Is he giving or taking? Honestly, it's hard to tell, lol.
February 13th, 2009
(6)
both
February 13th, 2009
(11)
needless to say, it was one crazy night.
February 15th, 2009
(0)
agreed
February 13th, 2009
(10)
This is art. In a very obscene, jerking-back-and-forth-in-orgasmic-pleasure sort of way.
February 13th, 2009
(10)
My only beef with this site is that the pianist's legs aren't moving. He'd have to work awfully hard to keep his legs still with his upper body squirming around like that. But that's a trifle.
February 13th, 2009
(2)
Also, you should add a woman's face on the side of the piano...No, that wasn't a serious suggestion.
February 13th, 2009
(3)
Youtube "Keith Jarrett"
February 13th, 2009
(2)
When I read the image origin I finally saw what you did there, and then I lol'd. My only complaint: his legs don't move lol
March 15th, 2009
(1)
UH CAN'T FEEL MUH LEGZ!!!!!!!
February 13th, 2009
(5)
You know what they say about musicians... they have great rhythm...
February 13th, 2009
(7)
You know what they say about porn stars... they are good at making music...
February 13th, 2009
(2)
ALL TOASTERS...
February 13th, 2009
(32)
but i compose symphony's from there
February 13th, 2009
(26)
not right now you don't
February 13th, 2009
(2)
full of WIN!
February 13th, 2009
(0)
Too awesome!
February 13th, 2009
(2)
Who doesn't f*ck pianos?
February 13th, 2009
(2)
btw is that you with the Tevas?
February 13th, 2009
(0)
lol you should find a girl giving a bj and have her play the flute. Perhaps a trumpet if it is a black guy
February 13th, 2009
(8)
fearcondom: putting the c*ck in Khachaturian
February 13th, 2009
(5)
He seems really into it.
December 15th, 2009
(0)
That's what she said.
February 13th, 2009
(0)
I like this.
February 13th, 2009
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fearcondom thought it was porn because it was called Naked.
February 13th, 2009
(3)
lol. why would this guy play the piano with his shirt off?
February 13th, 2009
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actually this was common practice by Beethoven during his studies in counterpoint at Vienna. This is why the period became known as Romanticism
March 1st, 2009
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Haha.
February 13th, 2009
(2)
Twelve Inch Pianist?
February 13th, 2009
(10)
considering the vast array of porn subgenres, i'm surprised i haven't seen a porn opera yet.
February 14th, 2009
(9)
It wouldn't be over until the fat lady screams.
March 1st, 2009
(0)
Wow, this YTMND is just a treasure trove of wordplay.
February 13th, 2009
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February 13th, 2009
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LOL! Bravo! What a novel idea. Of course you know Tchaikovsky was gay; I'm not sure if you used a clip from gay porn or not, but if you did then you would have made this YTMND site perfectly. I'll still give you 5 and FAV anyway. :D Cheers.
February 13th, 2009
(4)
He seems pretty frustrated.
February 13th, 2009
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Must've hit the wrong key.
February 13th, 2009
(0)
:D
February 14th, 2009
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more like >XE
February 13th, 2009
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it needs to be more obvious what he's really doing.
February 13th, 2009
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5! 5! A thousand times 5!
February 13th, 2009
(2)
this site is work for safe
February 13th, 2009
(8)
my favorite part is how he is able to sustain notes without moving his foot
February 13th, 2009
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He is playing the sh*t out of it! LOL
February 13th, 2009
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5. Also, Bach.
February 13th, 2009
(0)
does he also fear condoms?
February 13th, 2009
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http://f*ggot-invoke.myminicity.com
February 13th, 2009
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I'm almost afraid to ask what he's holding in his hands.
February 13th, 2009
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Inspired
February 13th, 2009
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wow....
February 13th, 2009
(4)
"the pianist" sounds like "the penis"
February 13th, 2009
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Eh.
February 13th, 2009
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February 13th, 2009
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But I compose from there!
February 13th, 2009
(3)
Big throbbing erect pianist indeed!
February 13th, 2009
(4)
I'm curious, when did it occur to you that it looked like he was playing piano from the waist up?
February 13th, 2009
(21)
I have a YTMND filter that runs all the time
February 14th, 2009
(4)
you know yanni f*cks his piano like this on the weekend
February 14th, 2009
(0)
So romantic.
February 14th, 2009
(0)
This site is quality.
February 14th, 2009
(0)
Love those combos...artistic!
February 14th, 2009
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IM HITTING THE KEYS SO HARD I JUS MIGHT BREAK THEM
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Best image editing ever. I like Tchaikovsky, too.
February 14th, 2009
(1)
That made me laugh so hard, a snot bubble came out of my nose.
February 14th, 2009
(3)
Quite brilliant actually
February 14th, 2009
(1)
thanks, it was an inspired moment
February 14th, 2009
(0)
lolz
February 14th, 2009
(2)
Porn is always one inch from becumming a ytmnd. Always...
February 14th, 2009
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No matter how vigorous he plays the piano, it doesn't hide the fact that he's paralyzed from the waist down.
February 14th, 2009
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Bravo.
February 15th, 2009
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5'd for the greatest piano concerto ever written
February 15th, 2009
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Isn't it illegal to bang a c minor? [/horrible joke]
February 17th, 2009
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lol
February 18th, 2009
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that was a real knee-slapper....
February 16th, 2009
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It looks like the original clip had him holding onto something as he's piledriven from behind. I wonder about your choice of adult entertainment, fearcondom.
February 16th, 2009
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Odd, I just finished watching The Pianist, but this is Holocaustic in a whole different way.
February 16th, 2009
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another great one. brilliant even
February 17th, 2009
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I just reliazed he is wearing sandels. He must be German :O
February 17th, 2009
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I kid you not, his facial expressions reminded me of my 6th grade music teacher. It's ok to love music, just dont LOVE music
February 17th, 2009
(1)
And by don't LOVE music, he means don't f*ck your piano.
February 17th, 2009
(1)
u rock man LOL
February 17th, 2009
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Wait, why is he playing the piano shirtles- OOOoooooooohhhh!
February 18th, 2009
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It's almost frightening how well his throes of ecstasy are timed with the piano chords. I need to l2piano like this man.
February 18th, 2009
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In a weird way this is actually beautiful and artistic.
February 18th, 2009
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Pianos are for porn
February 18th, 2009
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I wonder if he was pitching or catching?
February 18th, 2009
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stupid didnt even watch
February 19th, 2009
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brilliant
February 19th, 2009
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Nice shoes!
February 19th, 2009
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This took some f*cking vision.
February 19th, 2009
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Was that pr0n? For some reason I'm thinking Mike Nichols' _Naked_..
February 20th, 2009
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http://i40.tinypic.com/8xj8li.gif - Mike Leigh's 'Naked', actually.
February 19th, 2009
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Mesmerized by his hair. 5.
February 20th, 2009
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Stupendous penis concerto!
February 20th, 2009
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wow hahahaha
February 20th, 2009
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This guy knows style with the Teva's.
February 20th, 2009
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this baby gets better every time i watch it
February 20th, 2009
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nazi ass, tchaikovsky's piano concerto no. 1 is copyright zomglolwtfzor you should know this
February 20th, 2009
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Fearcondom... you have brought me more joy through this site than anything else has in the world. I only hope I die before you do.
February 23rd, 2009
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This is f*cking amazing.
February 25th, 2009
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The legs add so much lol.
March 1st, 2009
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Holy cow. I don't believe that's an actual porn clip, it's so perfect.
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I keep cumming back to this site so FAV'd... lol I made a funny
March 30th, 2009
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he's not playing that piano, he's raping Brahms while Brahms plays the piano
March 30th, 2009
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(+2 for not correcting my idea that Brahms is getting raped in this ytmnd)
May 15th, 2009
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He's really hard on that piano... Waaiiit that cum out wrong... Damit i did it again. >:( WAIT.
July 14th, 2010
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Tobias alert
June 17th, 2009
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Sweet Jesus! I need a towel in a bad way
September 26th, 2009
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I love it when you Bach that *ss up.
October 20th, 2009
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this is your best site.
November 10th, 2009
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This is the essence of YTMND.
September 1st, 2010
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You don't even watch [u]porn[/u] that isn't from the 80's.

Still your best site ever.
February 20th, 2011
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Definitely should have gone with Liszt.