Uncle PhilTMND: turkey dog
Created on: November 19th, 2009
Uncle PhilTMND: turkey dog
lickitwellhiem 
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martinprince
November 19th, 2009
3:42:21 PM CST
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Do you still want to use my account to post comments?
amindlessidiot
November 19th, 2009
4:06:35 PM CST
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I am drawn to this site.
martinprince
November 19th, 2009
4:18:46 PM CST
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i sometimes draw pics of girls vaginas. i used to hook up with a girl and go in her bedroom and instead of having sex with her she'd pose and i'd draw her picture. it was a phase i went through were i drew her about 30 different times from different angles. i enterd some of the pics in a contest that was being run but since she had lots of pubic hair it did not win. most people like a shaved bush. i do not. me. lickit. ok.
igetpaid
November 19th, 2009
8:36:01 PM CST
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she was on the floor all naked and convulsing and sh*t
tzsjynx
November 19th, 2009
11:47:00 PM CST
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I remember you saying something about you used to like hairy tacos a lot when you were younger, but then you stumbled onto an extreme hair porn site and it ruined your fantasies.
Drealgrin
November 20th, 2009
1:52:18 PM CST
(1)
i enjoy some pube, landing strip tbh
Turtleproof
November 24th, 2009
3:35:14 PM CST
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This is the most erotic site since http://clubsauce.ytmnd.com/
tikkimann
November 19th, 2009
5:34:39 PM CST
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Somewhere around the time this fad started involving piano loops with chopped n' skrewd vocals of Uncle Phil, this thing got really weird.
jasonkrowe
November 19th, 2009
6:59:10 PM CST
(3)
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Brandon00151
November 20th, 2009
1:29:30 PM CST
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Turkey!
montereymatt
November 19th, 2009
7:04:35 PM CST
(1)
5 for description
wisdumcube
November 19th, 2009
7:59:04 PM CST
(9)
An entire turkey compressed into a hot dog bun? Oh my god.
Compdude
November 19th, 2009
10:29:08 PM CST
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Haha holy sh*t look at it get bigger!
soggytoast
November 19th, 2009
11:01:43 PM CST
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I think that plumping effect as it exits the bun is the best thing ever.
syncan
November 20th, 2009
12:07:21 AM CST
(8)
Agreed. Plumping effect is the best thing ever.
tikkimann
November 20th, 2009
12:31:18 PM CST
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Someone needs to make Uncle PhilTMND: Plumping effect
shizzle5150
November 19th, 2009
8:14:04 PM CST
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It sucks max comment banned you but on the other hand, it has brought about pillowy mounds of good sites.
prairiedogeric10
November 19th, 2009
8:34:36 PM CST
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That reminds me of one of our guppies that finally had her babies a few hours ago. As they are coming out, they are so squished together and then they magically expand.
SSgtTCZ
November 19th, 2009
9:22:31 PM CST
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Boing
seanlole
November 19th, 2009
9:57:17 PM CST
(2)
turkey....
NiteSky
November 20th, 2009
12:55:01 AM CST
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
cactusjack666
November 19th, 2009
10:05:06 PM CST
(2)
You keep making em, I'll keep faving em.
Smeagolisfree99
November 19th, 2009
10:14:49 PM CST
(3)
Better than the original. Damn you're en fuego!
Hoplite
November 19th, 2009
11:05:18 PM CST
(2)
The pillowy mounds AAAAAAAHHHHH one was better, but still: lol
ShadowSL
November 19th, 2009
11:06:25 PM CST
(1)
TURKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
keatonkeaton999
November 19th, 2009
11:43:55 PM CST
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FUN FACT: THIS IS MY FIRST COMMENT SINCE OCTOBER 29TH. FUN FACT: THE REAL KEATON DIED AND THIS IS JUST HIS MOM.
Hoplite
November 20th, 2009
1:11:31 AM CST
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That's not a fun fact. You're a terrible mother. I bet you went all Munchausen on ol' Keaton. Bitch.
WilyPeyote
November 20th, 2009
11:27:25 PM CST
(1)
Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVPGsY7NMs8
Hoplite
November 22nd, 2009
12:21:40 AM CST
(-1)
LMFAO!
LordFlux
November 20th, 2009
12:51:06 AM CST
(1)
What the heck is this?
max
November 20th, 2009
1:13:01 AM CST
(7)
never wanted turkey so bad.
Intellectawe
November 20th, 2009
2:56:13 AM CST
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Turkey.... Its whats for diner!
MrMuskOx
November 20th, 2009
5:39:13 PM CST
(3)
...Mr. Cheney.
CottonCM
November 20th, 2009
8:44:34 AM CST
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lmao.. I don't know why.. but I can't stop laughing. It's those fat innocent eyes of that turkey loving Prince!
jewterrorist
November 20th, 2009
9:53:30 AM CST
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hmmm. turkey
RipperGSX
November 20th, 2009
1:32:03 PM CST
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omg compact tukey
moonlitfire
November 20th, 2009
3:51:35 PM CST
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Reject
November 20th, 2009
5:21:59 PM CST
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It's bizarre... disturbing... and I just can't look away
GordonFremen
November 20th, 2009
5:25:53 PM CST
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lickitwellhiem : Uncle Phil :: Nitesky : Billy V. Koen
OmniIcyshelf
November 21st, 2009
8:28:54 AM CST
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that i understand this analogy means that i've been on this website for too long
DwideSchrude
November 25th, 2009
12:56:28 PM CST
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need to be interbreeded with Carmein
MrMuskOx
November 20th, 2009
5:37:52 PM CST
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Your sites are like the missing link between DarthWang and fearcondom.
BOOMcumshot
November 20th, 2009
5:54:40 PM CST
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omg,turkey
b7571439
November 20th, 2009
6:12:22 PM CST
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why THE F*CK is he sharing his turkey
niku
November 20th, 2009
6:41:21 PM CST
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I wanted to 5 it really badly, but the audio gave me a headache, which I assume was intentional, so minus 4 stars, then plus 3 because I turned the sound off and it was good again.
ac6517
November 20th, 2009
9:15:09 PM CST
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WTF I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS
travbrack
November 21st, 2009
3:43:00 AM CST
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<3 alfonso
Whatisryan
November 21st, 2009
3:45:50 PM CST
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The way it was made, had it loop perfectly 4 times :D
mastershake916
November 21st, 2009
6:16:54 PM CST
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Nice squash and stretch on that turkey.
Anig
November 22nd, 2009
1:37:35 AM CST
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5 soley for the dog to turkey transition
GargameI
November 22nd, 2009
10:27:52 PM CST
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smurfs
ZaxCG2
November 23rd, 2009
10:45:55 AM CST
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Aldiggy2000
November 24th, 2009
6:47:30 AM CST
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yummmmmmmmmmmy turkey!
CalientePockets
November 25th, 2009
7:56:12 PM CST
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Audio is fantastic, and I want a turkey that can fit in a hot dog bun.
Gremlinz
November 27th, 2009
11:24:38 PM CST
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turkey wiggly
IWillEatYourFuckingS
January 24th, 2010
3:12:03 PM CST
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Fair enough.
lickitwellhiem
November 25th, 2010
3:16:40 PM CST
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thanks again assrmr for sponsoring this dopey siter once again
shizzle5150
November 25th, 2010
9:39:35 PM CST
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yea, I was hoping for a new release. We actually had a conversation over dinner about how disappointed we were with a lack of uncle phil on ytmnd this holiday. I figured it might be for the best because no matter the quality of the site some fucking ass hats would have downvoted simply because it was a fad or popular.
NiteSky
November 26th, 2010
2:21:03 AM CST
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I know eh? I logged in and was like OMG, no . . . turkey.
NiteSky
November 26th, 2010
2:21:55 AM CST
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awwwwww...
wisdumcube
November 27th, 2010
2:17:41 AM CST
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You have dinner conversations about ytmnd? Oh my god.
assrmr
November 27th, 2010
11:04:16 AM CST
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I was shocked at the lack of Uncle Phil this Thanksgiving. So, I had to make sure some TURKEY was on the front page.
assrmr
November 27th, 2010
11:05:33 AM CST
(1)
Hells yes
rug
December 2nd, 2010
11:47:39 PM CST
(1)
this sucks.
soapalope
February 11th, 2011
7:37:46 PM CST
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this blows my fucking mind
lickitwellhiem
April 8th, 2011
12:30:33 AM CDT
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given whatever context, an audience will expect what they will expect. that doesn't mean the people who create the context need to limit themselves to what they believe the audience will expect.