Uncle PhilTMND: turkey dog
Created on: November 19th, 2009
Uncle PhilTMND: turkey dog
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November 19th, 2009
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Do you still want to use my account to post comments?
November 19th, 2009
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I am drawn to this site.
November 19th, 2009
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i sometimes draw pics of girls vaginas. i used to hook up with a girl and go in her bedroom and instead of having sex with her she'd pose and i'd draw her picture. it was a phase i went through were i drew her about 30 different times from different angles. i enterd some of the pics in a contest that was being run but since she had lots of pubic hair it did not win. most people like a shaved bush. i do not. me. lickit. ok.
November 19th, 2009
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she was on the floor all naked and convulsing and sh*t
November 19th, 2009
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I remember you saying something about you used to like hairy tacos a lot when you were younger, but then you stumbled onto an extreme hair porn site and it ruined your fantasies.
November 20th, 2009
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i enjoy some pube, landing strip tbh
November 24th, 2009
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This is the most erotic site since http://clubsauce.ytmnd.com/
November 19th, 2009
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Somewhere around the time this fad started involving piano loops with chopped n' skrewd vocals of Uncle Phil, this thing got really weird.
November 19th, 2009
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
November 20th, 2009
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Turkey!
November 19th, 2009
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5 for description
November 19th, 2009
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An entire turkey compressed into a hot dog bun? Oh my god.
November 19th, 2009
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Haha holy sh*t look at it get bigger!
November 19th, 2009
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I think that plumping effect as it exits the bun is the best thing ever.
November 20th, 2009
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Agreed. Plumping effect is the best thing ever.
November 20th, 2009
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Someone needs to make Uncle PhilTMND: Plumping effect
November 19th, 2009
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It sucks max comment banned you but on the other hand, it has brought about pillowy mounds of good sites.
November 19th, 2009
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That reminds me of one of our guppies that finally had her babies a few hours ago. As they are coming out, they are so squished together and then they magically expand.
November 19th, 2009
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Boing
November 19th, 2009
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turkey....
November 20th, 2009
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
November 19th, 2009
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You keep making em, I'll keep faving em.
November 19th, 2009
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Better than the original. Damn you're en fuego!
November 19th, 2009
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The pillowy mounds AAAAAAAHHHHH one was better, but still: lol
November 19th, 2009
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TURKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
November 19th, 2009
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FUN FACT: THIS IS MY FIRST COMMENT SINCE OCTOBER 29TH. FUN FACT: THE REAL KEATON DIED AND THIS IS JUST HIS MOM.
November 20th, 2009
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That's not a fun fact. You're a terrible mother. I bet you went all Munchausen on ol' Keaton. Bitch.
November 20th, 2009
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Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVPGsY7NMs8
November 22nd, 2009
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LMFAO!
November 20th, 2009
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What the heck is this?
November 20th, 2009
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never wanted turkey so bad.
November 20th, 2009
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Turkey.... Its whats for diner!
November 20th, 2009
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...Mr. Cheney.
November 20th, 2009
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lmao.. I don't know why.. but I can't stop laughing. It's those fat innocent eyes of that turkey loving Prince!
November 20th, 2009
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hmmm. turkey
November 20th, 2009
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omg compact tukey
November 20th, 2009
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
November 20th, 2009
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It's bizarre... disturbing... and I just can't look away
November 20th, 2009
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lickitwellhiem : Uncle Phil :: Nitesky : Billy V. Koen
November 21st, 2009
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that i understand this analogy means that i've been on this website for too long
November 25th, 2009
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need to be interbreeded with Carmein
November 20th, 2009
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Your sites are like the missing link between DarthWang and fearcondom.
November 20th, 2009
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omg,turkey
November 20th, 2009
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why THE F*CK is he sharing his turkey
November 20th, 2009
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I wanted to 5 it really badly, but the audio gave me a headache, which I assume was intentional, so minus 4 stars, then plus 3 because I turned the sound off and it was good again.
November 20th, 2009
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WTF I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS
November 21st, 2009
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<3 alfonso
November 21st, 2009
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The way it was made, had it loop perfectly 4 times :D
November 21st, 2009
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Nice squash and stretch on that turkey.
November 22nd, 2009
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5 soley for the dog to turkey transition
November 22nd, 2009
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smurfs
November 23rd, 2009
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
November 24th, 2009
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yummmmmmmmmmmy turkey!
November 25th, 2009
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Audio is fantastic, and I want a turkey that can fit in a hot dog bun.
November 27th, 2009
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turkey wiggly
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Fair enough.
November 25th, 2010
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thanks again assrmr for sponsoring this dopey siter once again
November 25th, 2010
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yea, I was hoping for a new release. We actually had a conversation over dinner about how disappointed we were with a lack of uncle phil on ytmnd this holiday. I figured it might be for the best because no matter the quality of the site some fucking ass hats would have downvoted simply because it was a fad or popular.
November 26th, 2010
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I know eh? I logged in and was like OMG, no . . . turkey.
November 26th, 2010
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awwwwww...
November 27th, 2010
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You have dinner conversations about ytmnd? Oh my god.
November 27th, 2010
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I was shocked at the lack of Uncle Phil this Thanksgiving. So, I had to make sure some TURKEY was on the front page.
November 27th, 2010
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Hells yes
December 2nd, 2010
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this sucks.
February 11th, 2011
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this blows my fucking mind
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given whatever context, an audience will expect what they will expect. that doesn't mean the people who create the context need to limit themselves to what they believe the audience will expect.
November 30th, 2013
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impurity.ytmnd.com
November 30th, 2013
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Yeah but have you ever seen it - ON MUSHROOMS?
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why can't you sponsor an asset
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excellent sound i lol'd hard