batman doesn't need any help
Created on: November 27th, 2009
batman doesn't need any help
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November 28th, 2009
(4)
so can marilyn manson
November 28th, 2009
(2)
http://www.ampland.com/humor/pics/10/07082009m3bov2i.jpg
December 2nd, 2009
(6)
I can suck my own dick™
December 5th, 2009
(0)
^^^ Trufax
December 24th, 2009
(0)
carfax
November 28th, 2009
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could have been shorter and more to the point, the point of sucking his own dick. yes.
November 28th, 2009
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(-5)
was expecting horsedick but good enough
November 28th, 2009
(4)
0_0
November 28th, 2009
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Nice use of wet hot American summer....Background only thing keeping this from a 5.
November 28th, 2009
(39)
Out of the millions of things I was expecting him to say, this was not one of them.
November 28th, 2009
(10)
I still can't stop laughing. It totally caught me off guard.
November 29th, 2009
(3)
My face is about to bust. It hurts so bad!!! Why is this so funny!
December 1st, 2009
(7)
Hank is about to bust
November 28th, 2009
(12)
And they hang their heads in shame. lolol
November 28th, 2009
(3)
We're trying to help you!
November 28th, 2009
(19)
So if we learn to suck our own dicks, we can do whatever we want?
November 28th, 2009
(5)
We can help Batman chew his Juicy Fruit.
November 28th, 2009
(7)
he doesn't need help
November 29th, 2009
(23)
This city just showed you that it's full of people, ready to believe in sucking their own dicks.
November 29th, 2009
(4)
You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul in a dick sucking contest with you, did you?
November 28th, 2009
(10)
I'm gonna go hump the fridge.
November 28th, 2009
(5)
is your refrigerator running?
November 28th, 2009
(0)
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(0)
you also own a bottle of dick cream, like to fondle your sweaters, and sometimes smear mud on your ass
November 29th, 2009
(3)
No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick team! Stickball! Go away, leave me alone!
December 2nd, 2009
(0)
You're probably thinking... isn't he a weirdo, an outcast? Maybe, I don't think so.
November 28th, 2009
(3)
Tasty Goddamn Maxi-Pad = 5
November 28th, 2009
(0)
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(0)
Should of had the scarecrow saying "Not my diagnosis!" after the punchline.
November 28th, 2009
(0)
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLLL
November 28th, 2009
(0)
good audio splice
November 28th, 2009
(5)
shades of horsedick
November 28th, 2009
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Should have started with "What's the difference between you and me" Doesn't need the buildup.
November 28th, 2009
(5)
Haha. Nice use of that clip. ..........anyone interested in hearing the audio in it's original context --> http://cannedadvice.ytmnd.com/
November 30th, 2009
(2)
Yay self advertising! When your video has nothing to do with the subject video also!
November 30th, 2009
(-1)
Oh whoops, sorry thought you were talking about the batman clip itself.
November 28th, 2009
(0)
tasty goddamn maxi-pad
(0)
Comedy gold.
November 28th, 2009
(0)
lol
November 29th, 2009
(3)
LOLOL THATS UMFULD!
November 29th, 2009
(0)
lol awesome
November 29th, 2009
(3)
!
November 29th, 2009
(3)
this made me forget about how bad the bears suck for a few seconds, thanks i needed that
November 29th, 2009
(7)
Hes the Goddamn Batman.
November 29th, 2009
(3)
He's not kidding. http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/1/b/f1b5b834fad6c0c164389a52bb7a42a0.gif
November 29th, 2009
(2)
F*cking LOL for real!
November 29th, 2009
(2)
wow.
November 29th, 2009
(3)
Logged in to Vote %.
December 1st, 2009
(0)
thats close enough to 5 i guess
November 29th, 2009
(0)
http://penisuck.ytmnd.com/
November 30th, 2009
(0)
lol wow man 6 stars
November 30th, 2009
(3)
...and in other news...robin, the boy wonder, was recently laid off.
November 30th, 2009
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PICTURE SOUND TEXT A SINGULAR FOCUS NOT A F*GGY SHORT FILM. 1'D FOR SH*T
November 30th, 2009
(0)
Jon Benjamin FTW, though it needs "... and I do it, a lot."
November 30th, 2009
(2)
batman needs a gf :'(
December 9th, 2009
(0)
DID YOU HER HIM?? HE CAN SUCK HIS OWN DICK, HE DOESN´T NEED A GF!!!........................................................................i need one :(
November 30th, 2009
(3)
"While fairly few pornographic films involve autofellatio, Ron Jeremy is notable in part for his 1970s examples on film." They meant to say Batman.
November 30th, 2009
(4)
so thaaats batmans super power
November 30th, 2009
(0)
Hahahah, thats so retarded
November 30th, 2009
(0)
November 30th, 2009
(3)
I finally watched this.
December 1st, 2009
(0)
Today's cure for depression
December 2nd, 2009
(0)
I just spit coffee all over everything!
December 2nd, 2009
(3)
funniest ytmnd i've seen all week, f*cking congrats
December 3rd, 2009
(0)
Well done Sir/Madam
December 3rd, 2009
(0)
I forget what he is actually supposed to say now.
December 3rd, 2009
(0)
and he's not wearing hockey pads
December 4th, 2009
(2)
i 5'd your ytmnd.
December 4th, 2009
(0)
BRAVO!!
December 4th, 2009
(8)
This site has single-handedly restored my faith in YTMND.
December 5th, 2009
(0)
I f*ckin' love this.
December 6th, 2009
(4)
Not my diagnosis!
December 21st, 2009
(3)
XD I did not see that coming at the end!
June 17th, 2010
(0)
Innuendo much?
December 22nd, 2009
(1)
Bonus stars for not being horsedick.
December 23rd, 2009
(0)
LMFAO
December 23rd, 2009
(0)
are you implying that batman wears hockey pants?
December 24th, 2009
(0)
With that voice, I'm sure he does.
December 27th, 2009
(3)
$20.00 sponsorship. Damn.
December 28th, 2009
(0)
Im love'ing it
December 29th, 2009
(1)
Thanks for getting me in trouble at work for laughing
December 29th, 2009
(-1)
Could someone please extract the video from this EPIC ROLL? My little brother wants the audio and video extracted. http://uploads.ungrounded.net/522000/522607_replayingthegame.swf Leave a comment at my blog when you are done uploading the ripped video. http://boringapathy.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-beat-replayingthegame-flash-game.html
April 16th, 2010
(-1)
Learn to do it yourself, bitch.
February 21st, 2011
(2)
I was completely off-guard there!
December 16th, 2011
(1)
Well this was unexpected.
August 5th, 2012
(1)
Nice.
October 21st, 2012
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January 25th, 2014
(0)
well, it was a bad idea