Tutorial: Make an Art-Fag Site
Created on: March 16th, 2010
Tutorial: Make an Art-Fag Site
This is a long site, holy lord. But if you want to be a cool art-f*g, follow my advice. [note this site is about art-f*g art, not real art, I don't know anything about real art, it's too hard for me]

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March 16th, 2010
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I learned a lot.
March 16th, 2010
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eye fel edukaytemendeedd
March 16th, 2010
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Awesome!
March 16th, 2010
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Fearcondom doesn't make artf*g sites. He makes f*ggy sites.
March 16th, 2010
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say my name!
March 16th, 2010
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"i like this google image search image, along with this one and this one. how can i make these google image search images move together in a way that is coherent and fun?? :)"
March 16th, 2010
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^ that is my impression of fearcondom's thought process. the lame smile at the end is accurate.
March 17th, 2010
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fc make 10000000 more sites
March 19th, 2010
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I see the low-lives of ytmnd are still here, still ignorant, and still incapable.
March 23rd, 2010
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fearcondom is my hero. my sentiments are genuine.
March 16th, 2010
(3)
you're a prick
March 16th, 2010
(4)
holy buttf*ck
March 16th, 2010
(3)
Ģσσse
March 16th, 2010
(8)
I watched it all and it was worth it
March 16th, 2010
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I got up today and decided to speak into a microphone.
March 16th, 2010
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I was going to do this, but decided I was too lazy
March 16th, 2010
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Freaking genius.
March 16th, 2010
(1)
art-f*ggery is a win-win.
March 16th, 2010
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the last step is to kill yourself.ytmnds with living artists are worth sh*t. once you are dead sponsorships will roll in. so take one for the team! i mean take a look at van gogh, michaelangelo, raphael, donatello and leonardo.
March 16th, 2010
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that was my dog
March 16th, 2010
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March 16th, 2010
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(that's the chic sophisticated way to comment, right?)
March 16th, 2010
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there are no chics on ytmnd
May 13th, 2012
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well there are girlforms...
March 16th, 2010
(1)
It needs more foreign characters, and bullsh*t from your childhood. Try an obscure videogame reference in your comment today.
March 17th, 2010
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March 18th, 2010
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γίΌ
March 16th, 2010
(1)
This site is too good for ytmnd.
March 16th, 2010
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You discovered the secret artf*g process. Now I have to go back to making good edits for hearty lols.
March 16th, 2010
(1)
GREAT ADVICE!
March 16th, 2010
(0)
So, I can't make an artf*g site with mspaint?
March 16th, 2010
(1)
Unless you want to do pixel art by hand, one pixel at a time. No. It needs to look expensive.
March 16th, 2010
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y'know, for the lols
March 16th, 2010
(2)
GUTTENBERG!!!
March 16th, 2010
(1)
I enjoyed that entire 11 mins 42s.
March 16th, 2010
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MAYRIO BROTHERS
March 16th, 2010
(1)
stallone in 1979 = humor
March 16th, 2010
(3)
you have a lovely voice
March 17th, 2010
(1)
The hotdog lady likes your voice too.
March 16th, 2010
(6)
you punched art in the balls
March 16th, 2010
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Lovely
March 16th, 2010
(1)
Mr. ardy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no stars, and may God have mercy on your soul.
March 16th, 2010
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are you joking, or are you that much of a dumbass?
March 16th, 2010
(8)
billy madison joek
March 16th, 2010
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BUSINESS ETHICS
March 24th, 2010
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god damnit you suck so much smeagol
March 16th, 2010
(1)
polar opposite of picture, sound, art
March 16th, 2010
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Godamn I listened to the whole thing. Amazing.
March 16th, 2010
(0)
Automatic Extra Points.
March 16th, 2010
(1)
this contest is giving me artf*g fatigue.
March 16th, 2010
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sir, i've seen your sites and you are a true artf*g.
March 16th, 2010
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I don't think I've ever denied that...
March 16th, 2010
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I think people who "just make humor sites for the lulz" can be equally as pretentious. "YOu DoNt liKE mY SIte CAUse UR a ArtF*G. yOu DonT Get HUMAR!!!!"
March 16th, 2010
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mormon, I've now seen some of your sites and you are a truly lazy, unfunny waste of space.
March 16th, 2010
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I like your sites and yes my sites suck. Why do so many people take themselves so serious?
March 16th, 2010
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SRS USERS
March 16th, 2010
(8)
what a voice you have
March 16th, 2010
(0)
masterpiece
March 16th, 2010
(2)
tl;dr
March 16th, 2010
(3)
I fell asleep but you still get 5
March 16th, 2010
(0)
March 16th, 2010
(1)
At last, the art-f*g is demystified.
March 16th, 2010
(1)
Mikthreeyem
March 16th, 2010
(0)
5'D FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
March 16th, 2010
(0)
what was the song u used again?
March 16th, 2010
(7)
Brilliant. I wonder how your other site would have done had you posted it hours before this one.
March 16th, 2010
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in before prairiedogeric's useless "OMG REPLY TO MAX COMMENT" (and yes, i am fully aware of this comment's inherent irony)
March 16th, 2010
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hey max
March 16th, 2010
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May-re-o Bros
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OMG REPLY TO lacrossestar83 REPLY TO MAX COMMENT
March 17th, 2010
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dont like 5 it or anything max.
March 17th, 2010
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I am completely offended by this site. Just because you can't understand my sites, doesn't mean I am trying to obscure the concept.
March 20th, 2010
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______________________________ ________________________________ ______________________________ ________________________________ __________________________________
March 22nd, 2010
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guy, why you gee gee me, brah?
March 24th, 2010
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alt-f*g site
March 16th, 2010
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It's been a while since a heard a voice on a ytmnd that wasn't text-to-speech.
March 16th, 2010
(1)
5 for Mick-THREE-em, but I thought it was pronounced MICK-three-em
March 17th, 2010
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Oh, huh, I see what you did there.
March 18th, 2010
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Groarnak is a close second
March 17th, 2010
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I shall be informing Guttenberg of this personally.
March 17th, 2010
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Noats takin. Thanx 5 stars.
March 17th, 2010
(1)
MARY-O
March 17th, 2010
(3)
Will you narrate my life, like on "The Wonder Years?"
March 17th, 2010
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What was edited about the album cover?
March 17th, 2010
(0)
So did you make Steve Guttenberg a star or was it the Stonecutters?
March 17th, 2010
(0)
so much win
March 17th, 2010
(0)
I don't think I've given this many 5's in one week before, gratz to YTMND
March 17th, 2010
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YOU F*CKING HOMO
March 17th, 2010
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Lost interest, didn't finish it.
March 17th, 2010
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my screen saver kicked in twice watching this.
March 17th, 2010
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Your talent is wasted here. Please write a movie or something cuz you're the next Albert Brooks.
March 17th, 2010
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This guy sounds like Louis CK.
March 17th, 2010
(1)
"So take that *ssh*le" Made it priceless in my book.
March 17th, 2010
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ugh god, Goes on forever and it's not funny nor witty nor artsy. Sh*t. Back to the gutter with you.
March 17th, 2010
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Sounds a lot like Howard Stern in some parts. F*cking funny.
March 17th, 2010
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Hoo hoo! Howard invented the art f*g
March 17th, 2010
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March 18th, 2010
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you can get antibiotics to help out wit that.
March 18th, 2010
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March 17th, 2010
(1)
I've come back from obscurity because I sensed a Stallone was present, nice use of Stallone right there
March 17th, 2010
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Can I apply obscuring the concept to other parts of my life like telling my family I got laid off or that I ran over the dog?
March 18th, 2010
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blam'd
March 18th, 2010
(1)
How do I properly make art-f*g comments?
March 18th, 2010
(0)
Needs more fractal
March 18th, 2010
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HOLY SH*T THIS SITE IS GENIUS PLEASE MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BECOME BETTER TROLL BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SCREW THE RULES EVEN MORE AROUND LOLLOLLOL ITS LIKE WHAT PICASO SAID, BAD ARTIST IMITATE, GREAT ARTIST STEAL! LOLOOLOLLOLOLO
March 18th, 2010
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+5 for the Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Stephanie
March 19th, 2010
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god damn you're a good speaker
March 19th, 2010
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I see what you were trying to do there.
March 19th, 2010
(0)
Can I receive college credit for this?
March 19th, 2010
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But funny humor works good in Art sites http://ohiwantsundaes.ytmnd.com/ Rantlers!!!
March 19th, 2010
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Anyway great site!!!
March 19th, 2010
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A most excellent Kevin SpaceYTMND
March 20th, 2010
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i want to make love to your voice
March 20th, 2010
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This guy discovered metaphor!
March 20th, 2010
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Also, reduction into strawmen is the primary tool of the sophist. You haven't mastered it, because you're a bit too transparent - yes, you should obscure your bullsh*t a bit more, learn from the 'artf*gs' - because many of your points are easily invalidated by looking at any of the named 'artf*gs'' own sites and their favorite sites, but it is all you have. Still, though, your site is a piece of art, and as such, I must respect it as the sh*tty waste of time that it is.
March 20th, 2010
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^ art
March 20th, 2010
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At some point beyond Kindergarten, when kids are taught that their aimless scribblings are art, the anti-intellectual seed planted by some unknown 'real Americans' tells a large number of people that art is a sub-category of art, and that it is something which someone has to decide is art - not they themselves, of course,
March 20th, 2010
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REAL TALK
March 20th, 2010
(0)
i won the contest.
March 20th, 2010
(1)
How'd I do? http://chagall.ytmnd.com/
March 21st, 2010
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Good site, as an art historian and graphic designer, this was awesome. AE = Automatic Extra points! Haha, wonderful!
March 21st, 2010
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BEST SITE EVER
March 21st, 2010
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you are a credit to your people
March 22nd, 2010
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Sh*t from our past cause our present sucks. You sir are brilliant though that is quite sad. True but sad.
March 22nd, 2010
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GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
March 23rd, 2010
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I was doing this sort of sh*t like 5 years ago.
March 23rd, 2010
(0)
educational victory!
March 23rd, 2010
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So Clutch Cargo is Race Bannon? Why didn't I see it before?! Damn you Hanna-Barbera!
March 24th, 2010
(1)
This site could also be renamed "How to make a Radiohead album."
March 26th, 2010
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I applaud thee good sir. This make not single-handedly do it, but you certainly did more than your fair share of saving YTMND.
March 26th, 2010
(1)
Volume, Mattdh12 and Lowcast would like to help you clean your glass house f*ggot.
March 28th, 2010
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i'm not usually drawn to art-f*gori, but you laid me out on this one. thanks chief. i feel completely and udderly gay.
March 29th, 2010
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you dude and what a do.
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Your words are god like.
August 15th, 2010
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[b]EVER NOTICE HOW THE BOLD TEXT THING IS /B? LOL ITS LIKE 4cHAN OR SOMETHING[/b]
August 17th, 2010
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I like it
September 1st, 2010
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I am going to say something artfaggy, ok, here: [b]Occam's Brazier[/b]. Pretty good, right?
September 1st, 2010
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:)
October 1st, 2010
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this shoots down so many fake bands and movies
November 12th, 2010
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I finally listed to the whole thing today.
November 12th, 2010
(0)
Great stuff. I'm going to give this the same 5 Star rating I give sites with stolen gifs + TTS audio with swear words because I'm part of a community.
March 1st, 2011
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keyword whore
September 30th, 2011
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:D
October 19th, 2012
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why ytmnd sucks in a nutshell
December 21st, 2012
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Almost a fave, it would be a full fave if I could be convinced that someone new to YTMND could relate
January 12th, 2013
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i remember this
March 29th, 2013
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You seem to know a lot about art-faggery.
December 1st, 2013
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5.