Jurassic Pork
Created on: June 9th, 2010
Jurassic Pork
Jurassic Pork

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June 9th, 2010
(15)
It's kind of a ride
June 14th, 2010
(0)
Must go faster.
June 9th, 2010
(16)
"We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet. "
June 10th, 2010
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"There is no doubt that our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
June 12th, 2010
(0)
"Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you've got butterfingers?"
June 9th, 2010
(0)
i know where you live now, im gono cut you
June 9th, 2010
(5)
"...and there's no doubt, our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
June 9th, 2010
(0)
The only one on his side is the bloodsucking lawyer.
(0)
should have shown the top of his pubes
June 9th, 2010
(1)
you have a very unhealthy obsession my friend
(8)
You're implying that a group composed entirely of fat fucks will... breed?
June 10th, 2010
(1)
Cleva Gurl
June 9th, 2010
(0)
I can't stop LoL'ing at this!! 5!!!
June 9th, 2010
(0)
This is wrong.
June 9th, 2010
(0)
with fire
June 9th, 2010
(2)
i don't get this.
(2)
the joke here is that someone got a hotel room and this jerk set up their own entertainment system in the corner. what a piece of shit. and the real kicker is that this jerk should be spending time in the pool. can you believe the jerk's never been in a pool?
(0)
not sure what's worse, this or Art of Seduction.
June 9th, 2010
(0)
...and the only one I've got on my side is the cum-sucking harlot.
June 9th, 2010
(0)
where is that petrified skeeter zap orb
June 9th, 2010
(4)
nice tv. i see you spared no expense.
(1)
Doctor Grant...my dear Dr. Stattler...Welcome to...Jurassic Park!
June 9th, 2010
(0)
wow man
June 10th, 2010
(4)
Jiggly-ass-ic park
June 10th, 2010
(0)
Maybe she has his Butterfingers.
June 10th, 2010
(0)
this is awesome
June 10th, 2010
(15)
"Hold on to your butts."
June 10th, 2010
(1)
Samuel L.'s best line from the movie...I wish I thought to comment it...
June 10th, 2010
(2)
Fat Finds a Way.
June 10th, 2010
(0)
I loled at the domain.
June 10th, 2010
(1)
Seems like a pun in search of a joke to me.
June 11th, 2010
(0)
You got me. I had planned to replace the woman with a raptor. Stick a dvd cover at the front and change the cover to look like a porno called 'Jurassic Pork'. Two framed background. Switch on movie. Switch off movie. Synch it with static on foreground animation. Raptors reaction taken from scene before its eaten by t-rex. Use audio 'Hold on to your butts' as intro with samuel L jackson. I actually bought the movie for all this.

Then however, I realised if I spent hours doing that. It would get the same vote if I spent an hour doing a half assed version. sigh..
June 11th, 2010
(0)
Do it, asshole!
June 12th, 2010
(0)
Cant now. The downvoters would all post 'report'. 1 star.
June 15th, 2010
(0)
Pretty accurate prediction.
June 11th, 2010
(0)
I snorted.

It's funny, I'm not on very often anymore but I must admit that i thought of you while watching Colbert with Michael Oren the other day. Figured that must have sent you through the roof.
June 11th, 2010
(1)
I'm completely fascinated by this most recent saga in the Israel/Palestine debate:

When exactly did a whole subset of Americans who wouldn't let Jews into their country clubs, who only a generation ago were blacklisting them from Hollywood and government jobs, suddenly become so pro-Israel? I get that the American right wing likes a good superpower throwing its weight around, enjoys watching a flexing of imperial muscles, but the Glenn Beck/Rush/Coulter set just didn't seem to me to be the obvious, goto defenders of the plight of the Jewish people. Seems to come down to that whole "my enemy's enemy is my friend" thing. Well, that and the cult of Milton Friedman.

Ironically, if Helen Thomas had said "Mexicans" instead of "Jews" and "Arizona" instead of "Palestine," the crew of critics currently looking to hang her would have instead offered her a primetime "news" show.
June 11th, 2010
(1)
I don't watch American news broadcasts. Unless its for entertainment.

I found the whole thing quite funny. I'd already informed people I knew that the IDF would end up killing aid workers on the flotilla. Followed by 40,000 zionists spamming pro-israeli propaganda via 'megaphone desktop tool' to clean up the mess. Happend like clockwork.

As for Helen Thomas. I suppose America needs a distraction to remind peolple that Israel is still your ally. Nevermind that the IDF shot an American point blank range four times in the head. This woman dared to question the actions of Israel it's much worse.

All over the internet ive seen people post the same thing. Theyve supported Israel before, but they're perplexted by how the media and their goverment has handled the entire situation by not condeming Israel.
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June 11th, 2010
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Holy f'king sh't its a lardasaur, Jesus Christ, What the fuuuuuuuu'k?
June 11th, 2010
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urltypotmnd
June 12th, 2010
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"I'll show you"
June 13th, 2010
(1)
"And I'm not talking just about rides, you know. Everybody has rides."
June 13th, 2010
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I love the look on that woman's face, like she's about to dive out of the window in her dress and heels rather than be in the same room with naked dino dude.
June 18th, 2010
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"Dotson, Dotson, WE GOT DOTSON HERE!"