cap-tain.. jean, pic-ahhd, u-s-s enterpridze

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2nd comment ever! baha small flaw in the new reply system. oh and this is the greatest ytmnd ever

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LEGENDARYTMND

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5th!!!!!!!!!

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6th

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No matter how advanced YTMNDs become, I can still count on the simple ones like this to make me laugh.

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look at the fifth result: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=active&q=Picard

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best ytmnd ever!

It's not so much the song itself that pleases me. Rather, it is sitting here with the knowledge of how far this site has reached, how much it meant to ytmnd's history, how monumental it was, what sort of precedent it established. This site, this particular combination of picture, sound, and text, is a cornerstone of ytmnd.

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there is no luc i cant hear it whoever says there is fails at life

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C-C-C-COLOR BREAKER

xxelchinkox you fail at life because you can't hear the luc. It's very subtle.

wow every that replyed got downvoted ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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WTF THERES NO LUC WTF

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SHAME UPON THOU! ...YOU HAVE BEEN DOWNVOTED BY MY SHADOW! YOUR YTMND IS A TOTAL RIPOFF! I HAVE THE PROOF! I SHALL INDEED SAY! ...ONE STAR!

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REPLY LOL

REPLY LOL

I love this YTMND <3

quick, someone needs to become the 12,000th voter

12044th voter

12,167th

I feel like I'm being a part of history when I comment on this YTMND

http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

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1st reply to max lol

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2nd also 12,196th

best ever. Captin Jhone Picaarde ofthe You Ess Ess Enterprize

best. site. ever.

funny the best yet

I laugh every time.

I laughed, I cried, I downloaded the full song. r0x0rz! m/(>_

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You guys are too kind ^_^

+1

Great site man, a classic!

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What he said

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it totally made me sh*t in my bathing suit at the beach

+2

AMAZING!

+1

It's so clever :)

+1

Quite possibly the greatest thing ever created by man.

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i almost choked by laughing so much

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This one's awesome - good job

+1

CAPTAIN JEAN PICARD IS MY NEW HEROOO!!!11

Its as funny as the song is catchy, and the song is friggen catchy. lole

awesome possum

lmao

MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC

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wow. you must be the eldest pink user

+3

jealous people vote this down so their lame sites can be top-ranked for 5 seconds... for shame

+1

That was pretty cool

+1

Best on this site!

+1

awesome!!!!!!!!

+1

for the record, you are my hero

+1

Oh gawd I love it. I let it loop for at least 10 minutes and almost peed my pants.

+1

One of the few ytmnd sites worth dancing to ;D

catchy song :p

Best. One. EVER.

This is the best thing in the world.

I HATE IT

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:(

PICARD HATES YOU

Only in soviet russia :)

We hate you!

Hating Picard is like hating Oxygen.

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remember to put many windows of mr Picard on the background...it will positively lead to extacy

Actually Picardism is my new borne religion thanks to this song

Awsome !

hilarious

BRILLIANCE.

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nice!

WOW I LOVE THIS

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This is awesome. Pure brilliance.

I hope you people didn't think he made Picard song...he threw this together in five minutes

Its supposed to be "Captain Jean-Luc Picard" not "Captain Jean Picard"

Mmmm... yes, that rules.

I've always loved Jean-Luc Picard as a Star Trek character, or any other of Patrick Stewart's roles as a character in TV shows and movies.

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what can i say I wanked.

motherf*cking comedy gold/10

that...totally...OWNED !

If the song went Captain Jean-Luc Picard, then the flow of the song would be screwed up by Luc

Simple. Catchy. Brilliant.

LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC

Actually, the luc is just in the song. it's used as it's normally used in the series. that you f*cking americans are to deaf to hear it... ;p

Fine you f*ggots, I'll add the f*cking -luc.

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The -Luc is definitely there. I don't understand how so many people can't hear it.

Aw come on, get rid of the Luc. I don't hear it in the song... with Luc on the page it makes it look stupid .. since you CANT HEAR LUC.

YOU CAN HEAR LUC IN THE SONG YOU DAMN MOTHER-F*CKER!!!

lecatpuke YOU SIT THE f*ck DOWN.

Those who can't hear "Luc" are terrifyingly retarded. "HE DOESN'T SAY "LUC" IN THIS SONG, READ THE f*ckING LYRICS ON A WEBPAGE ABOUT THIS SONG" ZAPPER KILL YOURSELF NOW

I can't hear the f*cking LUC. Does it have a distinctive sound or does it just blend in seamlessly with the Jean? When I try to say "Captain Jean-luc Picard" It just doesn't sound right with the song.

hell yeah

DRIVE DOWN THE BOULEVARD AND BLAST THIS LOOP! GINNIES BEWARE!

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This has to be one of the best things Ihave ever seen.....

THIS IS AWESOME....Better than the End Of the Internet Page in my opinion.

The only thing I'd say needs adjusting is the text so you can see Picard's face better. But still a definite 5.

no no, the "luc" is in there, it just caught in the downbeat so it's hard to hear. keep rewinding it to just past "jean" and you can definitely hear it.

Yes it is there. Sounds kinda like "lew" though. This page should be honored in its own domain. I think picard.com is still available.

wow

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I just farted

LUC IS NOT IN THE GOD DAMN SONG YOU BASTARDS!!!! I LISTENED TO IT LIKE 80 TIMES AND ITS NOT THERE!!! SO SHUTUP AND QUIT BEING JEALOUS AND QUIT TRYING TO FIND THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PAGE, CUZ ITS GOD-LIKE!!!

Captain-Jean Luc Picard US-S Enterprise

For those who cannot hear the Luc in the loop are f*cking stupid. If you ever watch the show, he _ALWAYS_ says "Captain Jean-Luc Picard." The L is a little bit silent, so people tend to hear the OOK part instead. It is part of his first name, so he obvi

zapper23 you shouldn't need to look up the lyrics. You should already be familiarized with him. But since you're tone death and we're all fat computer nerds I suppose it doesn't matter.

DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE MUST BE DEAF HE DOES SAY LUC IN THE SONG JUST f*ckING LISTEN TO IT AND IF YOU STILL CAN'T HEAR IT THEN GO f*ck YOUR DAD!!!

this..is awesome. I love you

drama

for your mama

omg *foam at mouth*

Woot

He says "Luc," it just sounds like "Loo." http://www.steven-s.us/upload/store/luc.wav

Looks like the Hilary Duff one is about to catch up and take Picard's spot at #1

*does teh robot*

With all the people that vote only ones on this site, how the hell did this specific one come out on top, anyway?