cap-tain.. jean, pic-ahhd, u-s-s enterpridze

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2nd comment ever! baha small flaw in the new reply system. oh and this is the greatest ytmnd ever

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LEGENDARYTMND

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5th!!!!!!!!!

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6th

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No matter how advanced YTMNDs become, I can still count on the simple ones like this to make me laugh.

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look at the fifth result: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=active&q=Picard

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best ytmnd ever!

It's not so much the song itself that pleases me. Rather, it is sitting here with the knowledge of how far this site has reached, how much it meant to ytmnd's history, how monumental it was, what sort of precedent it established. This site, this particular combination of picture, sound, and text, is a cornerstone of ytmnd.

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there is no luc i cant hear it whoever says there is fails at life

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C-C-C-COLOR BREAKER

xxelchinkox you fail at life because you can't hear the luc. It's very subtle.

wow every that replyed got downvoted ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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WTF THERES NO LUC WTF

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SHAME UPON THOU! ...YOU HAVE BEEN DOWNVOTED BY MY SHADOW! YOUR YTMND IS A TOTAL RIPOFF! I HAVE THE PROOF! I SHALL INDEED SAY! ...ONE STAR!

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REPLY LOL

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REPLY LOL

I love this YTMND <3

quick, someone needs to become the 12,000th voter

12044th voter

12,167th

I feel like I'm being a part of history when I comment on this YTMND

Picard went bald by the age of 19. That makes him even more badass than previously indicated.

Dead n*gg*r storage

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f*ck

epic win

http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

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1st reply to max lol

2nd also 12,196th

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http://tborgax.homepage.dk/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3

best ever. Captin Jhone Picaarde ofthe You Ess Ess Enterprize

best. site. ever.

funny the best yet

I laugh every time.

I laughed, I cried, I downloaded the full song. r0x0rz! m/(>_

You guys are too kind ^_^

+1

Great site man, a classic!

+1

What he said

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damn, hechtal beat me to it

it totally made me sh*t in my bathing suit at the beach

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replying to the second ever YTMNDer's first comment.

replying to the second ever YTMNDer's first comment's nested comment.

AMAZING!

+1

It's so clever :)

+1

Quite possibly the greatest thing ever created by man.

+1

i almost choked by laughing so much

+1

This one's awesome - good job

+1

CAPTAIN JEAN PICARD IS MY NEW HEROOO!!!11

Its as funny as the song is catchy, and the song is friggen catchy. lole

awesome possum

lmao

MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC

+2

wow. you must be the eldest pink user

+4

jealous people vote this down so their lame sites can be top-ranked for 5 seconds... for shame

+1

That was pretty cool

+1

Best on this site!

+1

awesome!!!!!!!!

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for the record, you are my hero

+1

Oh gawd I love it. I let it loop for at least 10 minutes and almost peed my pants.

+1

One of the few ytmnd sites worth dancing to ;D

catchy song :p

Best. One. EVER.

This is the best thing in the world.

I HATE IT

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:(

PICARD HATES YOU

Only in soviet russia :)

We hate you!

Hating Picard is like hating Oxygen.

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remember to put many windows of mr Picard on the background...it will positively lead to extacy

Actually Picardism is my new borne religion thanks to this song

Awsome !

hilarious

BRILLIANCE.

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nice!

WOW I LOVE THIS

+1

This is awesome. Pure brilliance.

I hope you people didn't think he made Picard song...he threw this together in five minutes

Its supposed to be "Captain Jean-Luc Picard" not "Captain Jean Picard"

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Mmmm... yes, that rules.

I've always loved Jean-Luc Picard as a Star Trek character, or any other of Patrick Stewart's roles as a character in TV shows and movies.

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what can i say I wanked.

motherf*cking comedy gold/10

that...totally...OWNED !

If the song went Captain Jean-Luc Picard, then the flow of the song would be screwed up by Luc

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Simple. Catchy. Brilliant.

LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC

Actually, the luc is just in the song. it's used as it's normally used in the series. that you f*cking americans are to deaf to hear it... ;p

Fine you f*ggots, I'll add the f*cking -luc.

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but I get to be the first one to reply to this comment

2nd

The -Luc is definitely there. I don't understand how so many people can't hear it.

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Aw come on, get rid of the Luc. I don't hear it in the song... with Luc on the page it makes it look stupid .. since you CANT HEAR LUC.

YOU CAN HEAR LUC IN THE SONG YOU DAMN MOTHER-F*CKER!!!

lecatpuke YOU SIT THE f*ck DOWN.

Those who can't hear "Luc" are terrifyingly retarded. "HE DOESN'T SAY "LUC" IN THIS SONG, READ THE f*ckING LYRICS ON A WEBPAGE ABOUT THIS SONG" ZAPPER KILL YOURSELF NOW

I can't hear the f*cking LUC. Does it have a distinctive sound or does it just blend in seamlessly with the Jean? When I try to say "Captain Jean-luc Picard" It just doesn't sound right with the song.

hell yeah

DRIVE DOWN THE BOULEVARD AND BLAST THIS LOOP! GINNIES BEWARE!

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This has to be one of the best things Ihave ever seen.....

THIS IS AWESOME....Better than the End Of the Internet Page in my opinion.

The only thing I'd say needs adjusting is the text so you can see Picard's face better. But still a definite 5.

no no, the "luc" is in there, it just caught in the downbeat so it's hard to hear. keep rewinding it to just past "jean" and you can definitely hear it.

Yes it is there. Sounds kinda like "lew" though. This page should be honored in its own domain. I think picard.com is still available.

wow

post

I just farted

LUC IS NOT IN THE GOD DAMN SONG YOU BASTARDS!!!! I LISTENED TO IT LIKE 80 TIMES AND ITS NOT THERE!!! SO SHUTUP AND QUIT BEING JEALOUS AND QUIT TRYING TO FIND THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PAGE, CUZ ITS GOD-LIKE!!!

Captain-Jean Luc Picard US-S Enterprise

For those who cannot hear the Luc in the loop are f*cking stupid. If you ever watch the show, he _ALWAYS_ says "Captain Jean-Luc Picard." The L is a little bit silent, so people tend to hear the OOK part instead. It is part of his first name, so he obvi

zapper23 you shouldn't need to look up the lyrics. You should already be familiarized with him. But since you're tone death and we're all fat computer nerds I suppose it doesn't matter.

DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE MUST BE DEAF HE DOES SAY LUC IN THE SONG JUST f*ckING LISTEN TO IT AND IF YOU STILL CAN'T HEAR IT THEN GO f*ck YOUR DAD!!!

this..is awesome. I love you

drama

...ftw.ytmnd.com

for your mama

omg *foam at mouth*

Woot

He says "Luc," it just sounds like "Loo." http://www.steven-s.us/upload/store/luc.wav

Looks like the Hilary Duff one is about to catch up and take Picard's spot at #1

*does teh robot*

With all the people that vote only ones on this site, how the hell did this specific one come out on top, anyway?

LOL Post a site and then vote 5 of 5 on it, and get a friend to do the same, and you too can enjoy the incredible fame of the famous Picard! lmgdfao!!!1 hacks. ~ God dammit I can't stop dancing... must get song out of head... therapy...

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SWEEEEET!

There is no Luc in the song. they just extend Jean for sake of keeping with the beat. Listen. Throwing in luc would throw off the ENTIRE thing.

The "Luc" sounds like "loo" or "oo" but it's there.

This is teh best evar.

SHWEET

I love it

talk about awesome, i couldn't stop laughing 5/5

this is still pretty f*cking awesome

I love it!

I guess the Hilary Duff page won't catch up afterall. That's good, I like this one better heheheheh.

AWESOME

Ahahahaha!

I don't get what the big deal is. But I rate it a 5 anyway.

THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

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Well it doesn't click for some people. But for more it does heheheheh.

you people who are complaining about the luc are nerds

Pure gold.

There is DEFINATELY a LUC... I don't know what kinda crappy sound cards you losers got, but you should definately invest in a new ones. Also, NOT saying LUC screws up the rythm and not the other way around.

Exactly, thank you. It may depend on people's sound cards and speakers.

yeah um i respect you and everythibg but...buddy.... TECHNO JESUS KICKS PICARDS *ss.

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Actually Picard has Jesus beat by oh 83,000 views

cap-tain..jean-luc pic-ahhd ofthe j00 ess ess enterprise

MMm it is like crack, i know i must stop watching it but i cannot, feel evil must watch screen Picard, oh god why why me?

Genius

this is teh sh*t

xd

Kekekek ^____^

I hate star trek, alot.

i also don't like star trek, but this is genius, i laugh every time

I just now hear the Luc. You have to listen for it or else it will sound like the N in Jean is being held out

had to set it as my homepage......Is that a little overboard?

Excellent

sexy

f*cking f*ck 95,000

true genious.

He really just doesn't say Luc. If you are singing the lyrics along with it and say Luc, your brain thinks you hear it. If you're just listening to it in the background, you don't hear Luc. It's tricky. This is gold anyway.

The people that can't hear luc need to have your hearing checked, honestly.

If you can't hear luc you're a f*cking moron!

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Best. One. Ever.

CAPTAIN PICAARDE NOW OWNS THIS SITE AND THE WORLD

Yes, because not hearing something is directly related to stupidity, I'm sure. Idiots. Anyway, before any of this "Luc" business came up, the creator of this site excluded Luc. Only when someone points it out to you THINK you hear it.

k

C'mon it's there. You hear his voice between "Jean" and "Picard." Can someone isolate it and make an edit and put it on a YTMND page?

oh sh*tty, what won't you do.

TOTALLY AWESOME glad this is back on top

http://hesaysluc.ytmnd.com/ yep it's right there. that's two sylables or my name is Bobo the Ham.

I really like to look at this. In fact, last night, I had sex with my girlfriend as this was running in the background. I know it's crazy but we did it on a whim. True story!

wow... he actually fixed it.. now it only needs "of the" ;)

HE f*ckING DOES NOT SAY LUC YOU SPASTICS!

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approved

actually, this is a lot like a iq test i took once, taht where if you could differentiate certain sounds of certain pitches together in certain times. now, this seems to be one of those things. so the way i see it, the intelligent people hear luc, and the

The tune will forever be stabbed into my brain. Good work.

Non-"Luc"-hearers are genetic freaks, like people who can't roll their tongues or pronounce "nuclear" correctly.

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bwhahahaha this rules

Oh, and that is definetly Picard.

Yes and by "intelligent" you mean "f*cking retarded" and "i took an IQ test once" means "I suck cock for crack"

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the reason some of you kids don't hear "Luc" is because its obvious that the kid had to cut up "Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise" to make it fit the rhythm of the song (notice how the s's in "USS" sound funny?). In the process of cut

Very Good!

This. Owns. Life. Domination. Its got the best beat ever.

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omg this is too funny

Why would Captian Jean-Luc Picard leave out the "Luc" part of his name. Would you leave out part of your name? You sh*t goblins?!

You're all dumb.

Jean-Luc woo!!!

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GOD DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE ARE DEAF!!! LUC IS IN THE GOD DAMN FU[KING SONG!!!!

funny funny

now that i can hear "luc in the song it's not good any more thx for ruining it

It's LUKE you nubs! =p

NOT "TONE DEATH", YOU STUPID MOTHER f*ckER, IT'S TONE DEAF, IDIOT

one more vote for the "he says luc you f*cking idiots" side.

This crap needs to go down, it's had it's glory now let others have theirs

This is what happens when 13 year old are allowed on the internet.

just fantastic

http://startrekgeeks.ytmnd.com/

cool

wootage

This is Just f*cking gay. Why is it at the top?

its so dumb its so funny lol

That was great!

Attention f*cking morons: HE SAYS LUC. OPEN YOU'RE RETARDED EARS.

swooon

Those who say he says luc: You are subborn pieces of sh*t. Luc is not f*cking there, maybe a bit of "oo" was left unintentionally, but, I'm sure that the guy who made it didn't intend for it to be in there.

Listen up you f*cking idiot---http://hesaysluc.ytmnd.com/

obsessive song man

SO WHO CARES IF HE SAYS LUC THATS WAT ITS SUPPOSED TO SAY retards

HES PROBABLY FRENCH THATS Y HE SAYS LUC CUZ THE WOED JEAN-LUC EXISTS IN FRENCH...u stupid idiots

Wow Damasta69, you're so intelligent. Thank you for enlightened the world with your outstanding knowledge of the French culture and the Star Trek Universe.

i thought the iraq site had a lot of spam...

i guess i am retarded, I dont hear Luc... and I have headfones. I just head like jeannnn pic blahblahblah

Best I've ever seen on this site, and it will continue to be the best on the entire site! Excellent! I give it 5!

Okay now. Is anyone hearing "of the" between "picard" and "USS Enterprise"? Some people claim they aren't.

Why the hell do people like this one so much?

Great... I wonder how long this will be #1?

MOST DEBATED YTMND EVER HI VISIT MY sh*t http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 MOST DEBATED YTMND EVER HI VISIT MY sh*t http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 MOST DEBATED YTMND EVER HI VISIT MY sh*t http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464

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THIS IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE AND THEN GIVE IT HEAD AND THEN AFTERWARDS CHECK OUT MY STUFF AT http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 THIS IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE AND THEN GIVE IT HEAD A

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THE PICARD SONG IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE AND THEN GIVE IT HEAD AND THEN AFTERWARDS CHECK OUT MY STUFF AT http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 THE PICARD SONG IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE A

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hahahah, BEST! SITE! EVER!

lol

haha nice..... can i have an autograph?

all-time #1

cock jockey, please go kill yourself. thank you

kick *ss

What a cl*ss song !!!

Captin Picard is Borg

http://boring.ytmnd.com/

live long and prosper!

Give it up Weirdboyscott, your flash sucks.

That was f'n awesome. I recognized everysingle episode that clips were taken from. AND THE SONG DOES SAY LUC!

Oh, and the song does say "of the"

good

it's so damn catchy. almost too catchy...

anyone want to have a remix competition for the picard song?

http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.y

omg this song rocks!!!

This one sucks, f*cking star trek nerds - trekfans.ytmnd.com

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Heard the song before I saw this site, so this doesn't really add anything to the experience.

no sound or pictures show up why is that. its just the words. but it was playing before. what did i do wrong

i got the same problem with all of them and a couple of other people did

ha

You f ucking suck WhiteChristians

HOLY sh*t SOMEONE DID A MUSIC VIDEO - http://sa.pnt.net/picardsong.avi

XD this is great, but how the f*ck can some of you people not hear the LUC part? its clearly there.

BEST. SONG. EVAR!

Brilliant!

Very catchy.

Take the luc out, it makes a sweet site look sh*tty.