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3 days ago FormerlyFeaturedFagg replied to Umfuld's comment on the site ?Fearest Fourcondomz™:Worfblundererz™
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?Which YTMND fucking retarded moron are you? (... 260 18 (2.00)  2014-03-19
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?Which YTMND fucking retarded moron are you? (... 260 18 (2.00)  2014-03-19

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But even that isn't the point. Here's the part where I make you feel all sad and worthless inside: I know both of the individuals behind the accounts we're talking about. They are real people, with real lives, and real public personae out in the real world. I've followed both of their careers for years because it's not hard to do when you're not an idiot, and one of them is smart as fuck, making really great work, and the other is a wannabe scenester whose name will be lost to the indexes of "So Wait, Who Else Lived in Brooklyn When Memes Were A Thing?," Vol. XXVIII.

So I guess for a guy who interacts with the world through the lens and prosthesis of ytmnd or Twitter or fucking imgur or whatever it is you do all day and night instead of live the actual life of a middle aged man, instead of actually, you know, "doing shit with your life," I guess a million views on some stupid headpaste Gary Busey gif is like, I dunno, the fucking Citizen Kane of "ehh, that was kinda funny, but look at this link! she's got HUGE TITS!" internet "superstardom."

Yeah, great fearcondom: King of the fucking "If Banner Ads Were A Genre of Serious Literature, Art, and/or Media."
I like the part where you attempt to shame me back, rather than accept that it's totally fucking pathetic that a self-proclaimed middle-aged man who [b]KNOWS WHAT'S FUNNY, DAMNITALL!!![/b] sits around all day on some website or another keeping "score" of views, likes, or whatever the fuck it is you've got scribbled down on those piles of notebooks from watching spy for nights on end.

I also like the part where you think that retarded .GIF humor is some fucking contribution to the annals of Western Civilization. You think everyone should give the same amount of fucks that you give about some half-assed headpaste animation, like it's tantamount to "doing something with your life."

Take all the shots you want at directory's account, you cranky old fart. That guy don't give a shit because, after a year or so of making some of the most consistently well liked sites, at the peak of the ytmnd's popularity--and without resorting to "man gets hit w football" meets "pop culture joke inserted into internet meme inserted into pop culture joke somehow involving a fart, boobs, gay sex innuendo, or pedophilia" bullshit--he quit. Because this is all that fucking easy. And because it's funnier to play sociology games with you tards instead, to run five or six accounts, where people hate the guts out of one while worshiping another. To this day, you've got fives on sites of his that you still don't know were his.
So when you whine about people being pokemons because they all go gay gay gaga by making stupid shit popular, does the part of your dick that's gay for fearcondom turn red and get all hurty? One minute you attack reddit for being one of lamest things ever to hit the internet, the next you've got FC's dick so far down your throat you can lick his asshole. What, pray tell, Master of the Funny, do you think drove the traffic to your All Mighty Fearcondom's groundbreaking imgur post? Rapier sharp witted connoisseurs of fine subtle humor from the most elite corners of Internetowne? Or the same fart-huffing, Family Guy watching, sparkly-kitty-GIF liking dipshits that bounce back and forth between posting about their favorite Nickelodeon shows on Reddit, watering their organic soybean crops in some fucktarded Facebook game, watching whatever hi-lar-i-ous YouTube video Tosh.0 played last night, and Ooooohh! Oooohhh! I think I just came in my pants! That animation on the internets of Van Damme playing the drums is so frickin' funne!!!!

The answer is: you're a wannabe fearcondom and it's sad to watch and it makes you look even more pathetic around here because, as chumpy as ol' MC White Wine is, at least people like him.
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