Jazlon's recent comments:

June 16th, 2009
Oooh, you're awesome! ...Not.
June 16th, 2009
Someone that's not funny meets something that's not healthy. ...Brilliant!
June 16th, 2009
On on the site ?Dream Parade
Someday, I will look back and say ,"Something like that happened to me once when I was looking at it on YTMND."
June 16th, 2009
Perhaps the most volitile art gallery on this side of the Western Hemisphere. Don't let any of that canvas touch water; The results could be catastrophic.
June 16th, 2009
On on the site ?
Ah, the good ol' days...a time where petty larceny was as common as water, when every teenager listened to Tom Sawyer by Rush, and everyone had their own set of giant, yellow earphones. I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss it.
February 8th, 2009
On on the site ?a kid
...What?
February 7th, 2009
Do I have to call him the Nannerpuss? I'd prefer the name Robert Denmark or Iscariot Blackman, but not something that begins with an N and ends with an S and means something yellow with tentacle-flaps!
January 14th, 2009
Congratulations to the rather well-onto-the-bounding-path fellow who keeps saying HTPAT!
December 4th, 2008
On on the site ?NES of a Down
I'm goin' to the party.
November 20th, 2008
On on the site ?hehe funny jokes'
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Ahem, excuse me, sir. I do believe you have something that any individual body with eyes and ears could easily refer to as the undoubtable misplacement of an apostrophe that could be summed up to match other faults of...how should I put this..."Epic" proportions? Also, dear Godscorcher. You've gained.
November 20th, 2008
On on the site ?wtf?!!
Hey, I remember this! I was there when it came out, two years ago! Well, ya know what? You youngsters have no idea how funny it was back then! The musical remix of the pizzone commercial was perfection incarnate! And now you've ruined it with your pippin' and your poppin'! Damn kids and yer garbage dump musical tastes!
November 20th, 2008
I told you it wasn't our fault! It was the goddamn robots, John! Right?
October 6th, 2008
On on the site ?The Land of Kind Men!
Behold, the almighty, Churchtank!
September 29th, 2008
Misspelling acronym is like misspelling your life. Didgery-damn.
September 29th, 2008
I spy a lemon wedge, he tells me that I'm in need of some Mor-A-Ci-Al Ways. And then I see the sky, it looks down and screams, Don't Go-A This Way! And what might you, O racist, say about this, "Ya, U R so Ghey!" Obviously.
September 24th, 2008
Riboflavin?
September 24th, 2008
Dick in a music box.
September 24th, 2008
He's right! Let's all get crazy! Aaaaiight!