Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
Created on: March 4th, 2007
Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
This is the one and only ytmnd I have ever submitted, and it is now officially a monster...

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March 4th, 2007
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haha wtf
March 4th, 2007
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It's pretty decent, but the chuckling ruins it, as well as the mess ups. Just cut out the laughs in WavPad or something.
March 4th, 2007
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Yeah, I thought that too, but then I thought why not leave em in...
October 18th, 2007
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This was almost perfect. I really think it would have been a lot funnier without the chuckling.
March 4th, 2007
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not dramatic, monotone, aside from 'haha'
January 18th, 2011
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what else can you do when the letter is like 2 run-on sentences?
March 4th, 2007
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Not bad.
March 4th, 2007
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Who'd date that dumb c*nt anyways.
April 7th, 2007
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easy pussy?
May 4th, 2007
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pussy isnt worth this c*nt
July 4th, 2008
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I think its easy to say that english isn't her primary language. Then again... I wouldn't even call it her secondary language either.
March 4th, 2007
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do not attempt to write a letter while angry, or drunk, or retarded
May 1st, 2007
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Or all 3, at the same time :O
July 5th, 2008
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Bob Sagat ?
September 20th, 2008
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Drunk angry retards can write some amazing literature.
March 4th, 2007
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What a bitch.
July 14th, 2007
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No, she's actually quite the bastert.
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I thought this was a 3. After WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I knew I was wrong. But come on man you can't laugh in a dramatic reading, regardless of how pathetic and idiotic the material is. Either way 5 I suppose.
March 4th, 2007
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World-d-d-d-d-d-d-d!
March 4th, 2007
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 4th, 2007
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You're not my boyfriend anymore.
March 4th, 2007
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rofl
March 4th, 2007
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u got a link for this?
March 4th, 2007
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Not very dramatic, considering you're laughing through the whole thing. But I still enjoyed it, and the D-D-D-D-Domain is fantastic.
March 4th, 2007
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hahaha WORLD-dededededede made me 4 it
March 4th, 2007
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Also, you sound like Charlton Heston when you say "I hate you. I always hated you!"
March 4th, 2007
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WORLDD-IDIDIDDIDIDIDIDID!!!
March 4th, 2007
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Greatness
March 4th, 2007
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win
March 4th, 2007
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I couldn't help but crack up at the "Haha!"
March 4th, 2007
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the best is the D's
March 4th, 2007
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DDDDDDDDDDD
March 4th, 2007
(0)
Win.
March 4th, 2007
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I thought the mess ups and laughing were kind of funny. It just emphasized how retarded the post was.
March 4th, 2007
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Actually, pretty good.
March 4th, 2007
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U SO JEALOUSE! Also I didn't see any hehes or hahas, so quit laughing through the letter. :D here's your 5.
March 4th, 2007
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i liked the chuckling...it adds character to it. It makes it seems more mockingly -like...kinda like guys who would be walking down the hallway and find a note like this on the ground, and they read it and laugh together in perfect harmony
July 1st, 2007
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I like to imagaine a world full of men laughing together in perfect harmony
January 25th, 2008
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I imagine a WORLDDDDDDDDD full of men laughing together in perfect harmony.
March 4th, 2007
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ZA WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
July 16th, 2007
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wouldn't that be more like Za Warudo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...?
April 28th, 2008
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she needs a steamroller to land on her
March 4th, 2007
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Bravo sir, bravo.
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you know.... for some reason... you sound like you could pull off a really good Strong Bad voice.
March 4th, 2007
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lol middle school
March 4th, 2007
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I'd leave that bitch too if she couldn't speak English. ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
October 15th, 2007
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That wasn't my hand
March 4th, 2007
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enjoyable!
March 4th, 2007
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Cant stop laughing, Word duh duh duh duh duh
March 4th, 2007
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pfffHAHAHAHA. That girl needs phonics.
July 13th, 2007
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maybe reading rainbow
March 4th, 2007
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Wow. You bastart!
March 4th, 2007
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you r such a bastert i cant belive you maked me touch your hands for stupid raisins
October 17th, 2007
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i loled
March 4th, 2007
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I'm sorry, but this is good. Don't edit the audio in any way.
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i aint stupid
March 4th, 2007
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This pwns.
March 4th, 2007
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.
March 4th, 2007
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You make me clap my hands for stupid reasons
March 4th, 2007
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haha bored.com is so funny
March 4th, 2007
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lol, great, and you sound like plankton from spengebab
March 4th, 2007
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monotone seconded.....but yay on revenge!
March 4th, 2007
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You know, honestly, I think you could be looking at a career here . . .
March 4th, 2007
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It's only weakness is laughter.
March 4th, 2007
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I love idiots.
March 4th, 2007
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And I just noticed that this is your first site on YTMND (that you haven't deleted, anyway . . .) Kudos!
March 4th, 2007
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Deh deh dur
March 4th, 2007
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hahahahahha
March 4th, 2007
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this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life
March 4th, 2007
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*sinks putts* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 4th, 2007
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well play'd
March 4th, 2007
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laugh
March 4th, 2007
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the little brother hates him and he don't even know why!
March 4th, 2007
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The cuckling and laughing makes it all the better. It shows how you yourself really cant stop laughing at this silly letter. I hate yooooou.
March 4th, 2007
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f*cking Epic
March 4th, 2007
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You win! XD
March 4th, 2007
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I JEALOUSE of you now.
March 4th, 2007
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They need to do way instain mother!
March 4th, 2007
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
March 4th, 2007
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f*cking great, just not the speaking. Leave that to Boomaga
March 4th, 2007
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terrible reading job...Consult Boomaga.
March 4th, 2007
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He is always blocking your chair!
March 4th, 2007
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this is not a dramatic reading dude. you goofed up several times. you have to get it EXACT if you're trying to imitate the letter. sorry man.
March 4th, 2007
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leave the chuckling in! it's a nice reminder of how ridiculously stupid this letter is :D
March 4th, 2007
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ddddddddd
March 4th, 2007
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add masterpiece theater theme song for a 5. Not a true dramatic reading without
March 4th, 2007
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dramatic readings are usually queer but this was pretty good
March 4th, 2007
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It was a nice attempt, although rather than it being dramatic the voice was much more monotone. That and the laughter hurt it as a whole. I may have been worth rehersing it a few more times before recording so you could plan raises and dips in tone as well as get used to the text so you're not amused by it as well. Other than that, good effort!
March 4th, 2007
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XD the laugh at the end was nice. Also you missed a "to" in "got that to you loser!"
March 4th, 2007
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^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
March 4th, 2007
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LOL WORL-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
March 4th, 2007
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love it
March 4th, 2007
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It's funny how you automatically fixed some of the grammatical errors when reading it. I guess it's hard to read a retarded letter when you don't suffer from the same curse. lolz.
March 4th, 2007
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didnt listen to it. learn to talk.
March 4th, 2007
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I fear the future...
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even with the chuckles it was hi-larious
March 4th, 2007
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I LOLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
March 4th, 2007
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ddddddddddddd
March 4th, 2007
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Epic run-on sentences!
March 4th, 2007
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omg the most dramatic part is here: http://breakupbetter.ytmnd.com/
March 4th, 2007
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LOLOLOL
March 4th, 2007
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stewpid
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 4th, 2007
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5'd for WORL-DihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDihDih
March 4th, 2007
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takes balls to put your voice on ytmnd 5'ed because i laughed
March 5th, 2007
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I really can't five this unless you perfect the audio, but good effort!
March 5th, 2007
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^hairy balls sir, thank you all!
March 5th, 2007
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this was enjoyable.
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HAHAAH! Its great too because you're laughing
March 5th, 2007
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didn't really add anything
March 5th, 2007
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I must say your voice is what makes this one work. Good job. Haha!
March 5th, 2007
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You need to take yourself more seriously. Fail.
March 5th, 2007
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you need to keep a straight man accident. the chuckling ruins it a little
March 5th, 2007
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not even a coherent thought?
December 10th, 2007
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Thats the point..................
March 5th, 2007
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pretty funny
March 5th, 2007
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heheh, girls are dumb
March 5th, 2007
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It made me laugh!
March 5th, 2007
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heh grow up, plain and simpel
March 5th, 2007
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funny concept but you f*cked up reading it, don't get high next time
March 5th, 2007
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons!
March 5th, 2007
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Boomaga should be proud you guys!
March 5th, 2007
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This is the MAIN reason I like to break their hearts so much.
March 5th, 2007
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Well I know I'd have done 9000 times better reading that, but wow was that ever retarded. Where do these people learn to type? wel ino i do lot btr readin dat wow waz dis shi tretartet were do des ppl lrn 2 tip
March 5th, 2007
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"you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons"
March 5th, 2007
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Posting in a legendary YTMND.
March 5th, 2007
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funniest thing i have heard in weeks.
March 5th, 2007
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seriously, the funniest thing i've heard in weeks. I hope this is top viewed of all time.
March 5th, 2007
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it would be a 5, cause i love dramatic readings, but you laughed
March 5th, 2007
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nice voice crack
March 5th, 2007
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could've put more FEELING into it than that, but it still made me laugh, so what have you
March 5th, 2007
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hahaha +5 for not completely cracking up and holding it together... but dont lie about having a girlfriend
March 5th, 2007
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I'ev being paying too much attention to these comments... Im very happy that most of you get it!
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Some of the reading in the end was just hilarious. A couple slip-ups, of course, but I mean...that letter was RIDICULOUS.
March 5th, 2007
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Awesome, I LAWLED many times. I want to hear this read by a text to speech program.
March 5th, 2007
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I thought you were gonna say "it's over nine thousaaaaaaaaaand!" there for a second...
March 5th, 2007
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Ha-- almost as good as Booomaga, with a little practice and fanfare music you got it!
March 5th, 2007
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Well, you didn't put in NEDM, a 3500Hz square wave, music, Also C*cks, 9000, you chuckled throughout and this is not your first YTMND apparently. Good "first" attempt, but keep it real with the first attempts bro. Also, welcome to YTMND. Now duck
March 5th, 2007
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5'd for great justice
March 5th, 2007
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I'd rather date a spider or rat! Bi you piece of sh*t! (I'm a Dragon in Chinese Zodiac, I wonder if she will date me, I eat spider and rats. I wonder if she is a "Bi-sexual piece of sh*t" :) lol'd 5'd win
March 5th, 2007
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Could be better without the laughing, but this ytmnd was the first to make me lol in a long time, congratulations, heres your 5
March 5th, 2007
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I lol'd.
March 5th, 2007
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holy crap, that one sentence was like 3 lines long! Grammer, its not that hard but goes a long way.
March 5th, 2007
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Usually, I *love* these kinds of ytmnds. I can't 5-star it though. Things to check for in the future: Always pronounce the words exactly as they are spelled; never enunciate abbreviations; pay strict attention to punctuation. You have a great voice! Keep trying ^^
March 5th, 2007
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good job. People like you would make great voice actors.
March 5th, 2007
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pretty good reading.
March 5th, 2007
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awful rofl
March 5th, 2007
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5 for having that special touch. (You!)
March 5th, 2007
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My god its so poetic... I mean so pathetic.
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Right On, girlfriend! *snap* *snap* *snap*
March 5th, 2007
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I LOLed
March 5th, 2007
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I LOL'd to the max.
March 5th, 2007
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What a horrible writer.
March 5th, 2007
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don't listen to the haters, keep the laughs in
February 16th, 2008
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i f*cken hate these comments. They are for youtube only. When someone makes a comment on a users profile, they say "WTG! Your videos rock! Keep up the good work! Love you! Don't listen to the haters they are just jealous! Keep it up im subscribing just leaving a comment for ya!"
March 5th, 2007
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WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
March 5th, 2007
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this is just damn hilarious YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUpID REASONS
March 5th, 2007
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These things always make me seriously LOL
March 5th, 2007
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You sound like the bad guy with the glowing eyes off Thunderbirds
March 5th, 2007
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no
March 5th, 2007
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lmfao, but it would be funnier if that was written to you
March 5th, 2007
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your heart is in the right place on this one- but it's still poorly done. you miss a few words, and the chuckling sucks. i like the idea of reading poor grammar literally and dramatically, but you need to do better than this. moreover, this isn't a letter that was sent to you. the humor of this letter is readily available on another site. the dramatic reading does bring something extra to the table, but it needs to be better done than this in order for it to be really worthwhile.
March 5th, 2007
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you need more practice at your dramatic readings. the end sentences were great, especially worldddd and pleassse!!!! but you laughed too much. also screwed some of it up. but i admire anyone who puts their voice up in a ytmnd. and despite laughing you seem to be having fun. i am so torn. here is a 4 for you.
March 5th, 2007
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wait .. i should have said "even though you were" instead of "despite". thats what i meant. and also as far as practicing your dramatic reading .. i meant more dramatic reading. make it sound more epic and incredible, like youre reading dialogue from some shakespearean drama. i used to want to try a dramatic reading but im what you call a woman and my she-voice would kill most if not all of the humor. :(
March 5th, 2007
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Hahahaha, I loved the DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
March 5th, 2007
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That was fantastic.
March 5th, 2007
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Omg! This is hilarious but it needs the dramatic reading song in the background. It's still amazing though!
March 5th, 2007
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5'd for making fun of 2 people at once, pronouncing spelling mistakes in a funny way and still get in done in a fad!
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Ha that's like an oxymoron in your description. "Another attempt at my first ytmnd"
September 15th, 2009
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You absolute piece of terodactyle sh*t.
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LOL. Love how u crack up a few times.
March 5th, 2007
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Oh sweet jesuse 5'd!
March 5th, 2007
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I dont give out fives often, wow, thank you, this rival even the best ytmnd that ever existed.
March 5th, 2007
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Hahah, jealouse!
March 5th, 2007
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"YOU ACCIDENTLY HUGGED ME I HATE YOU" LMFAO I love this! The laughing and the way you did it encouraged more laughter from me so 5/5!!
March 5th, 2007
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roflchoppers and lolilops, oh my!
March 5th, 2007
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I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDD
July 1st, 2007
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That part reminded me of Kefka :D I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!
March 5th, 2007
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The idea is there, the material is there, but you've gotta make it sh*tter. And with less laughing. Bastert.
March 5th, 2007
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these are always win
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