markymarq's recent comments:

March 17th, 2010
Your talent is wasted here. Please write a movie or something cuz you're the next Albert Brooks.
February 10th, 2010
Typical liberal strategy to rattle off endless 'facts' that never add up to a greater truth. And yes there is a difference. Just keep stock-piling without ever reaching a conclusion. Anyway, I don't think Palin was trying to hide it if she was looking at it clearly during a speech. What do you think drew the photographer's attention in the first place? It's probable that he thought, "what the hell does she keep reading on her hand?" and went for the close-up.
February 9th, 2010
Also, Russia is next to Alaska. I know it's been parodied to the point where they have her saying 'she can see it from her house.' But the spirit of that statement is that they've had to deal with each other. She never said the Russians were trying to invade or start a war in Alaska. It's just like how Minnesota has to deal with Canada. If she had said Canada was her foreign policy experience would you have ridiculed her?
February 9th, 2010
So everyone who's ever given a power-point presentation is a moron? I don't understand how things are black and white for you. Surely, crib notes are a different shade of gray than having your speech written out for you line for line as you deliver it. I mean, if she mispronounced 'Corpsman' like "corpse-men" several times because she was so dependent on her notes, I'd understand you calling her an idiot.
February 9th, 2010
As a Pollock, I write notes to myself so I remember to do them later. So I don't get what you're driving at. Of course it's easier to remember general concepts than it is to remember a speech. When I write my grocery list, I write down ketchup or cookies. I don't write down the brand. Anyway, I think you're saying she's stupid because she doesn't remember EVERYTHING but doesn't have the foresight to intentionally have it written out verbatim so she has to remember NOTHING. She can't be mid-spectrum?
February 8th, 2010
I think everyone should get to use the word retard. It's an accurate description. And I think that's what Rush was trying to say. Those retards(liberals) have a retarded(slowed down) intellectual development{paraphrased}.'Retard' is a great insult precisely because it is not what a 'normie' should aspire to. Who wants to be something that's inferior? Soon we won't be able to call people stupid.
February 8th, 2010
I unno. Seems to me that having your whole speech written in front of you is different than jotting down a few topics you wanna cover on your hand. In fact, you may say it's the opposite. And I'm glad you bring up high school since it's analogous. Teachers let you use notes for some tests, but they don't frequently let you have open-book tests. Although, I haven't been in high school for a decade so who knows what those pussies do now.
January 11th, 2010
I'd normally agree that SNL sucks but that skit with Kristen Wiig playing the sexy chick in this episode made me laugh a lot. Maybe they're on the rise.
November 2nd, 2009
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You should set this to the Beatles song "I Me Mine"
October 23rd, 2009
On on the site ?ghostbusters louis
"But he didn't do anything." "Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?" There, now do I make top ten for taking someone else's beloved work and contributing nothing to it?
October 21st, 2009
I'm a let you finish, but...
October 21st, 2009
Woah, he stole that guy's pizza!
October 15th, 2009
On on the site ?McCain: WSBATDBHWTDB
It sounded like he said, "bottle-hot water," as in water that is heated to the accepted temperature usually associated with baby bottles. Am I just doing mental gymnastics or is his adjective, "bottle-hot"? Either way, you're overly reductive, as liberals tend to be. Why don't you pick apart all of Yogi Berra's quotes next and get the same 'humorous' result?
September 19th, 2009
On on the site ?Ass & Tiddies
This was already foreshadowed in the comment section of the original. Thanks for delivering a nicely contrived joke.
August 22nd, 2009
It goes out of sync on the third loop....I kid, I kid.
February 15th, 2009
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Weakness? It got him elected over a war hero who was probably the best candidate for President in the last twenty years. Only in America.
January 20th, 2009
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Did Bush get charged with a felony? They didn't cover it on Fox News or CNN. Maybe it was on your pussy liberal shows like The Daily Show or Colbert Report. As a rule of thumb, don't slander presidents who can kick your ass, drink you under the table, or kick your *ss whilst drinking you under the table.
May 3rd, 2008
I like how Shorty took off his hat for the anthem.
April 7th, 2008
Should have titled it, "Heston's Last Words" or "Moments before Heston died". Still worth a chuckle
April 4th, 2008
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March 18th, 2008
On on the site ?Anton is...
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January 30th, 2008
On on the site ?Phillip Banks
Beat me to it by a month. Good job though.
June 22nd, 2006
On on the site ?Dennis Nedry is Funny
I always wondered if anyone else noticed that. Well done.
June 1st, 2006
Looks like you had the idea first. Mine's still good though. Votes'll pick up once the movie comes out.
May 25th, 2006
That's some bad *ss sh*te. Lotsa mayhem.
May 12th, 2006
On on the site ?Milwaukee Wave PWNED!
wow you actually care about professional indoor soccer...
May 9th, 2006
not too many people on here would get this, so ill give you credit
May 9th, 2006
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you don't deserve it!
May 8th, 2006
and how is this racist? it's just telling the truth...still kinda funny
May 6th, 2006
On on the site ?Hobo Love
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