take me to the river

hello all my buds and budettes,

some juicy news tidbits for you this afternoon. first up: the all new ytmnd search engine with advanced search!

second off are some of the designs for new ytmnd shirts.

More news on both these items inside.
The YTMND search engine is hopefully a step in the right direction away from our independence from a gigantic list of every site ever which is impossible to navigate and kills the server. This is still a beta, and a few features haven't been added yet, most notably sorting.

The new search is much more powerful but needs some fine tuning and probably won't replace the old search for a while, but in the mean time it should be pretty useful anyway.

I know you are all happy to have shirts back, there are even more designs than those linked to, I'm working through fad shirts now (about a billion awful nedm designs) and should have a complete list within the next couple days. I'd like to start preorders this weekend.


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September 15th, 2006
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hai c*ckf*g
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FANCY
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Yeah um....please clear the IP tracker.
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:care:
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wasting my life?
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Make girl's shirts! I demand this of thee! Or I'll be forced to design one!
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817th!
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which website do i go to buy the t-shirts?
September 15th, 2006
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Just sell the XXL guys t-shirts as robes for girls. If you want smaller shirts, wash & dry them repeatedly in hottest temperatures possible, or iron them or put in the microwave. I've only done this once, satisfaction not guaranteed.
September 16th, 2006
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... Requesting a "lol, internet" shirt.
September 16th, 2006
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822th. also c*cks
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wow, anyone seen these yet? http://www.cafepress.com/buy/ytmnd/-/cfpt2_/x_10/cfpt_/source_searchBox/copt_/y_15 theyre pretty damn good.
September 16th, 2006
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^^^^^ Those shirts suck so much ass, haven't you guys been reading the body of this news thread, there are FOUR shirts designed exclusivley for YTMND.
September 16th, 2006
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nutnic's designs > cafecrapola's designs
September 16th, 2006
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I want to pre-order...
September 16th, 2006
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lol, baby suri ad on the front page
September 16th, 2006
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Just make a YTMNSFW one and I'll be happy.
September 16th, 2006
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lol, i just said N I G G E R online
September 16th, 2006
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its the weekend i want my bloody shirts now!!!!
September 16th, 2006
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need....shirts....now.....
September 16th, 2006
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ban this guy's ip -> http://ytmnd.com/users/n4rvst/comments
September 16th, 2006
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^^^
September 16th, 2006
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DAMN I WANT A SHIRT. OR 5.
September 16th, 2006
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see comments 837 and 838
September 16th, 2006
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Heres a little ban request by nutnics : n4rvst, manura, SicTwit, BIGDICK & BIGDICK2, sexymofo (but once they are gone, more will spring up their place *sigh*)
September 16th, 2006
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where is teh preorders
September 16th, 2006
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the max shirt is good... milton is not... king connery should be good... http://fourstarhoody.ytmnd.com/
September 16th, 2006
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LOL, search engine
September 16th, 2006
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exelent!1!!!111!111, now all we gota do is put the "last 5 searches" back and were set.
September 16th, 2006
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stop requesting max delete downvoters because he never does. we've had what, about 20 gimmick downvoters in the last little while and max hasn't done sh*t. he never does.
September 17th, 2006
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848th!
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you better let us preorder in the next few hours mate. or.......or we will be very very angry with you, and we will post comments, telling you how angry we are.
September 17th, 2006
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LoOL Omfg MaX! MAX MAX MAX OMFG MAX NEDM MANX HEY MAX NDEM NEDM MAX LOL GET IT? NEDM MAXMAX MAXM XMAM MAX LOL MAX SUO MAX YTMND MAX NDEM LOLOLOOOLLOL MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX HEY MAX WHY ARENT U LISTENING TO ME!? MAAAXXXXX!!!
September 17th, 2006
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The Tennis Man and Hassan fads should be revived. Also I'll 5 any (non-disparaging) site with Thalia.
September 17th, 2006
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TFQBFMcGG
September 17th, 2006
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max, hellofriend43 please. stolen popular sites like Picard, Batman, YTMND original, blueball machine etc. and claiming all to be original
September 17th, 2006
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sorry, I mean "max ban hellofriend43, please. stolen popular sites like Picard, Batman, YTMND original, blueball machine etc. and claiming all to be original."
September 17th, 2006
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PWNIS
September 17th, 2006
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A list of TFQBFMcGGs for you to delete: n4rvst, manura, SicTwit, BIGDICK & BIGDICK2, olowokandi, sexymofo, ErisFur, ultimacanti, ultimacanti, ultimacanti, ultimacanti, ultimacanti
September 17th, 2006
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in b4 1k
September 17th, 2006
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i think the YTMND forums should be renamed the TFQBFMcGG Forums. or.... better yet, just plain removed from this website.
September 17th, 2006
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"i think the YTMND forums should be renamed the TFQBFMcGG Forums. or.... better yet, just plain removed from this website." Hey cool an obscure Ventrillo injoke and elitism all in one package. HOW AWESOME! Also death to the IP tracker.
September 17th, 2006
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http://www.aneki.com/lists.html http://www.aneki.com/lists.html http://www.aneki.com/lists.html http://www.aneki.com/lists.html http://www.aneki.com/lists.html http://www.aneki.com/lists.html
September 17th, 2006
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obscure Ventrilo in-joke? try the site with the most votes on YTMND yesterday, still rated about a 4.6, created by a non Ventrilo user. and elitism? Last time I checked it was the forum users who think they're too good for the rest of this site.
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Total. F*g. Queer. Bitch. Fruity. Mc. Gay. Gay.
September 17th, 2006
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forums right now suck. too much circle jerk f*ggotry going on. Cant wait for the new ones.
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SWEET CHARGE ME 25 DOLLARS FOR ORLY SHIRT
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Great job titans.
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September 17th, 2006
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"Last time I checked it was the forum users who think they're too good for the rest of this site." We just want to be left alone. Blame max for linking the forums to the frontpage. In fact, most all of our grievances lie with him. But I guess we don't have the same rights to complain and be heard/cared about as the frontpagers, now do we?
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900th r4889238932uhjjunfsdidsjncxvnvcxnmcxvmvcmnvvnvdfjjvnewnvvwwuvwuvwvwuineew3232893838383 c*cks frjr393823j838j38398389203289032890389202382389032890328238923890308032 NEDM
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LELELELELELELEL!
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I wanna be bad. You make bad look so good. I got things on my mind. I never thought I would. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad feel so good. I'm losing all my cool. I'm about to break the rules. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad look so good. I got things on my mind. I never thought I would. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad feel so good. I'm losing all my cool. I'm about to break the rules. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad look so good. I got things on my mind. I never thought I would. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad feel so good. I'm losing all my cool. I'm about to break the rules. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad look so good. I got things on my mind. I never thought I would. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad feel so good. I'm losing all my cool. I'm about to break the rules. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad look so good. I got things on my mind. I never thought I would. I, I wanna be bad. You make bad feel so good. I'm losing all my cool. I'm about to break the rules.
September 17th, 2006
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m-a may, m-e me, m-i micky mi, m-o moe, micky mi moe, m-u moo, micky mi moe moo
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"We just want to be left alone." come on now, you guys love it when new users come on there to post links to their new NEDM sites so you can trash them with 'care' posts. Without trashing frontpagers what do you have? you guys are like Orcs, without fresh meat to constantly chew on you just flame and turn on each other :P
September 17th, 2006
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regardless, i'm just pushing buttons. there are a number of forum regulars who have my utmost respect regardless of what they think of me in return. and i'm pretty sure they know who they are.
September 17th, 2006
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Update damn you! Preferably with the solution of the flow rate in a blood vessel with a catheter in it cause that's what I'm working on now.... cause now you are... forever.
September 18th, 2006
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YTMNSFW forums=a bunch of 12 year olds yelling about ''n*gg*rs'' and ''gays''.
September 18th, 2006
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Where were you when the world stopped turnin' that September day? Out in the yard with your wife and children; Or working on some stage in L.A.? Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke Rising against that blue sky? Did you shout out in anger in fear for your neighbor Or did you just sit down and cry?
September 18th, 2006
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I MISSED COMMENT NINE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN GOD DAMN IT
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yay for search, yay for commenting many day's later
September 18th, 2006
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post 913 advice: do not buy or even download the Norm MacDonald comedy album 'ridiculous'. it is absolutely terrible. as funny as his voice remains to me, its perhaps the worst comedy album i've ever heard.
September 18th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Derth/comments - you should delete users like these that spam comments and f*g up comment sections. Or perhaps just deleted all their comments and ban them from commenting temporarily/permamently?
September 18th, 2006
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"YTMNSFW forums=a bunch of 12 year olds yelling about ''n*gg*rs'' and ''gays''." WAAAAAH NO ONE MAKES NEDM JOKES THERE
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"forums right now suck. too much circle jerk f*ggotry going on. Cant wait for the new ones." OMFG DID SOMEONE SAY "N*GG*R" ON TEH FORUMS OH GAWD HOW OFFENSIVE, AND RACIST. I AM SCARED IF I WERE YOU I WOULD RUN JUST RUN RUN RUN RUN BACK TO YOUR LIMP DICK WHITE HUMOR ON IRC.
September 18th, 2006
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Hey max, fix the site...I don't think any ytmnds since 9/16 are showing up on any of the lists (you know, today's most viewed ytmnds, yesterday's most viewed ytmnds, hell, they're not showing up under recently created ytmnds.
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Max fix the site!
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DEWS DID WTC
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WE NEED A REPORT USER BUTTON WE NEED A REPORT USER BUTTON WE NEED A REPORT USER BUTTON WE NEED A REPORT USER BUTTON
September 18th, 2006
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^ not even a report button. Just deletion and IP ban of the obvious asshats would be enough. I'll wait patiently, hoping that ever happens.
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ncapone87 and smartguyjosh123 are the same person. Take a look at their votes and site created. Both sites are re-posts of older sites.
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"OMFG DID SOMEONE SAY "N*GG*R" ON TEH FORUMS OH GAWD HOW OFFENSIVE, AND RACIST. I AM SCARED IF I WERE YOU I WOULD RUN JUST RUN RUN RUN RUN BACK TO YOUR LIMP DICK WHITE HUMOR ON IRC." - ha ha DHT, you replied to an argument that wasnt made or even implied.
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Hey! I wanted the 900th comment! Oh well, 925.
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n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r n*gg*r.
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*adds a comment*
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Uh... 928?
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JEWS WERE BEHIND THE WTC 9/11 ATTACKS!
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1st
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YTMND is broke.
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1st!
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hay guys, you're posting some great news articles. any more and it'll be the end of Fark.com!
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sexymofo wannabe: http://ytmnd.com/users/mission9875/
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ALMOST 1,0000 COMMENTS!!
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oh sorry I mean 10000,0 my bad
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im in ur comments, lookin 4 1,000
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now 59....
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I have used the internet...
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preorders plz
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Youre the man now dog!
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Punch the keys for Gods sake!
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The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup
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the race to 1000. I bet Max posts new news before anyone gets to it lol
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952 GET
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Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer, he's a demon on wheels. He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone. He's gainin' on you so you better look alive. He's busy revvin' up a powerful Mach 5. And when the odds are against him and there's dangerous work to do. You bet your life Speed Racer, will see it through. Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go! He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the track. He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back. Adventure's waitin' just ahead. Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go!
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Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.
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After seeing http://cyberman-declarationofwar.ytmnd.com, I think I finally know why you started this post with "hello all my buds and budettes," which is a pretty ridiculous salutation if you ask me. Also 955.
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...and that's my plan, Principal. So, what do you think? But... you didn't tell me anything ... you just sat down and said "And that's my plan"
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jesus f*cking christ you are a tool. please stop posting religious propaganda on my site. the fact is, we as a civilization still think it it was a gigantic feat to land on the moon. three hundred years ago we thought the world was flat. do you honestly believe we have the mental capability and capacity required to even begin to understand the beginning of the universe, reality or consciousness? Yet you feel that by stringing a few theories together you have authoritative proof that the universe was created by "god". Feel free to waste your time with this, but don't waste everyone else's time posting controversial bullsh*t on ytmnd that anyone with half a brain could pick apart in 15 seconds. to summarize: gtfo
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random post by no name guy.
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"Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself. " lmao, Half-Life 2. also 960th
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god damn hurry up with the shrits :(
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"After seeing http://cyberman-declarationofwar.ytmnd.com, I think I finally know why you started this post with "hello all my buds and budettes,"" see 47th comment :P
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new news max!
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MAX ONLY CHANGES WHEN IT HITS 1000.
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nice your own post reference
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not true #964, check his other news. good night everyone and good luck
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im in ur prisonz violatin ur genevaz
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needs more chappelle
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Y HELLO THAR
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QUEUES DID WTC
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MAAAAAAHAAAAAAXXXX!!!! Max MAx MAX MAX MAX MAX UPDAAAATE THE SIIIITTTTE!! Please Max Oh pretty please UPDATE THE SIIIIITEE!!!!
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Update
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in before 1000!
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h01y
September 19th, 2006
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|-o-| (-o-) |-o-|
September 19th, 2006
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>o< >o< >o
September 19th, 2006
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes!Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes! Heros in a half shell! Turtle Power! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes!Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes! Heros in a half shell! Turtle Power! They're the worlds most fearsome fighting teens!
September 19th, 2006
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I like how the top viewed sites haven't changed since friday. ... ohp ilkj ohodh ho BRING BACK THE TOP 15 AND A TOP VIEWED THAT WORKS
September 19th, 2006
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In before 1000.
September 19th, 2006
942nd
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if thread reaches 1k, then max doesn't care about us.
September 19th, 2006
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Approaching ONE MILLION COMMENTS
September 19th, 2006
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989
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991st
September 19th, 2006
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LETS GET 1000 COMMENTS!!!
September 19th, 2006
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*cough*
September 19th, 2006
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952nd
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I farted.
September 19th, 2006
953rd
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meow
September 19th, 2006
954th
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1000th
September 19th, 2006
955th
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What a wonderful 1000th comment.
September 19th, 2006
956th
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1002th post. PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!
September 19th, 2006
957th
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1002nd
September 19th, 2006
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lol, failure :(
September 19th, 2006
959th
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Smx won. We can all go home now. :)
September 19th, 2006
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:(
September 19th, 2006
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one zero zero six
September 19th, 2006
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Get rid of the SoaP link to vote for max. Contest over.
September 19th, 2006
963rd
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prairiedogeric1010
September 19th, 2006
964th
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awwwww Sitsu!!! did you eat beans? smells awful...Max update the page before Sitsu's fart destroy's the site
September 19th, 2006
965th
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orly and king connery for me please
September 19th, 2006
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Hey Max, you know how annoying it is when play a guy in football who's like completely made out of hypodermic syringes with AIDS. and then he tackles you and and then these big robot lizards comeout of the ground, and they're all pissed off cuz they want beef jerky, but no one has any. Also it's like when you go to the store and the guy behind the register is actually an invisible chicken with an AK-47, and he like asks you a question, but it's in chicken launguage and you can't understand, so he shoots you, but then you sur...NEDM!
September 19th, 2006
967th
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i want my shirts already.....
September 19th, 2006
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ha ha 1015th... take that 1st.
September 19th, 2006
969th
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PIRATES DID WTC
September 19th, 2006
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1017th i in some way interacted with something max did... FTW!!!!
September 19th, 2006
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We want an update! We want an update!
September 19th, 2006
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in before 2000
September 19th, 2006
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1020
September 19th, 2006
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el shteveo is sexymofo's alt. I have proof.
September 19th, 2006
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just ban sexymofo already.
September 19th, 2006
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1000th
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^d8
September 19th, 2006
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State-of-mind, I would be very interested in seeing your proof. Also 1024th!
September 19th, 2006
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^d8 t3h 5i+3
September 19th, 2006
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September 19th, 2006
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orly = awsome sauce
September 19th, 2006
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porkshops and crapplesauce
September 19th, 2006
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WTC DID WTC
September 19th, 2006
985th
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Max, If I die, you must come to my funeral.
September 19th, 2006
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We going to get an update? and how come warsman11 is not a fad?
September 19th, 2006
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September 19th, 2006
988th
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This old thing is still up?
September 19th, 2006
989th
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I gave it a lot of time to think about it, and I think I've come to the conclusion that I miss the old top 15 setup, even with all its flaws and how it could be taken advantage of by night posting. this new setup just doesnt work for me, and takes way too long to update with its first refreshes. I also tend to find it 'demotivating' - I think others might have seen the night thing as a sort of deadline to make something cool, now I just dont really care. :/
September 19th, 2006
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ya max... top 15 plzzz.... it was so much better
September 19th, 2006
991st
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if i dont get to preorder by tommorrow im gonna be pissed. or at least cry a bit
September 20th, 2006
992nd
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drinking again?
September 20th, 2006
993rd
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★☆☆☆☆'d for quick updates
September 20th, 2006
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Here I go again agreeing with the Sitsu. I throw my hat in the ring for a top 30 like the old top 15 but split in two parts. But I also think there's a happy medium somewhere between where we are now, and the old top 15. Figure it out max.
September 20th, 2006
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Give me back my son. And my top15.
September 20th, 2006
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Thank you MasterSitsu for seeing the light.
September 20th, 2006
997th
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On a side note, Shenmoo needs the B&Hammer. That sick f*ck.
September 20th, 2006
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Yeah Sitsu we really do need the Top 15 back. And if we don't get pre-orders by this weekend then i'm going on a killing spree. In Halo 2..
September 20th, 2006
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NEDM DID WTC
September 20th, 2006
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NEEM DID PENTAGON
September 20th, 2006
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1050
September 20th, 2006
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Although I'm getting a lot more views from the new Top Viewed (two random sites I've made were on it yesterday, giving me a boost of 8,000 views between them) I have to say I prefer the old Top 15 setup...
September 20th, 2006
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I agree. Even though, thanks to the new Top Viewed, I've gotten quite a number of views the past 2 days, I still much prefer the old Top Viewed. Top 15 for life.
September 20th, 2006
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Dare I say it... 2 THOUSAND!
September 20th, 2006
1005th
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Bring the top 15 back dammit.
September 20th, 2006
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Gotta agree, top 35 was a good experiment, but there are way to many sites that just always end up on it day after day after day. the top 15 isnt perfect, but i'll take it over this current setup
September 20th, 2006
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1056
September 20th, 2006
1008th
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Current setup rules. I can't tell what's the most popular, and that's the way it should be.
September 20th, 2006
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Damn it max, get your *ss back here and fix the site. For those that don't know, the current search/list of top ytmnds hasn't been updated since 9/15: http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?start=1&sort=rating&order=desc There's a ytmnd said to have a 4.64 rating but really has a 3.23 rating.
September 20th, 2006
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I disagree with mastersitsu. I like the new setup.
September 20th, 2006
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Should be top 30, two sets of 15, and have the first set stay up a little long than the second each rotation. It's important that everyone sees the same sites every day, because that's what parody is based off of, popular knowledge of its subject. Just like the old days when it was the same sites on the front page forever, it spawned so many fads.
September 20th, 2006
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Regarding the top 15, I think they should bring back the old format, but change it to top 20. It's easier to get fads this way.
September 20th, 2006
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DUDE! When are the shirts going to be ready!?!?! I got money burning a hole in my pocket!
September 20th, 2006
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maybe the new search engine thing is keeping max busy. also grey goose.
September 20th, 2006
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kikicolon's loserkids.ytmnd.com is the most underrated site of the year. Mainly because it's true.
September 20th, 2006
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loserkids.ytmnd.com? ★☆☆☆☆'d it.
September 20th, 2006
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max can't do it all by himself, I propose a regulating sanctioning body of 12 elect members that do more than moderate, they delete users, sites, and keep the site fresh and clean. These Users would have to be responsible and like the supreme court must vote on which sites to be considered for regulating.
September 20th, 2006
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I'm starting to miss the Top 15 too. The same sites keep cycling through the front page.
September 20th, 2006
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i think we should have 3 co-equal branches of govt here at ytmnd, with 36 levels of beaurocracy and a shadow govt. No site should see the light of day unless it has been ratified by Supreme F*ggots and signed by Max.
September 20th, 2006
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I am still hoping for "Top Sites in the Last 24 Hours". Note the subtle difference between that and "Top Sites since Everyone Crammed Their Crap In Last Midnight"
September 20th, 2006
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""I propose a regulating sanctioning body of 12 elect members that do more than moderate, they delete users, sites, and keep the site fresh and clean"" -- UH, do you know about the moderators that have been trashing sites and deleting people lately?
September 20th, 2006
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We don't need a supreme court, we need common sense.
September 20th, 2006
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shadow govt f.t.w.
September 20th, 2006
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BLUE WHALE Balaenoptera musculus CLASS: Mammalia ORDER: Cetacea SUBORDER: Mysticeti FAMILY: Balaenopteridae GENUS: Balaenoptera SPECIES: musculus The blue whale is one of the rorquals, a family that also includes the humpback whale, fin whale, Bryde's whale, sei whale, and minke whale. On land an animal the size of a blue whale would be crushed by its own weight without the support of large heavy bones. Because its body is supported by water, as a sea animal, the need for heavy bones to support its weight disappeared. This, plus the availability of a large food supply, have made it possible for the blue whale to reach such an enormous size. The blue whale makes deep and rumbling sounds which can be felt as much as heard. These low-frequency sounds travel long distances through water, allowing blue whales to communicate with each other over hundreds of miles of ocean.
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PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: The blue whale is the largest mammal, possibly the largest animal, to ever inhabit the earth. Its body is long, somewhat tapered, and streamlined, with the head making up less than one-fourth of its total body length. Its rostrum (upper part of the head) is very broad and flat and almost U-shaped, with a single ridge that extends just forward of the blowholes to the tip of the snout. Its blowholes are contained in a large, raised "splash guard", and the blow is tall and straight and over 20 feet (6 meters) high. Its body is smooth and relatively free of parasites, but a few barnacles attach themselves to the edge of the fluke and occasionally to the tips of the flippers and to the dorsal fin. There are 55-68 ventral grooves or pleats extending from the lower jaw to near the navel. COLOR: The blue whale is blue-gray in color, but often with lighter gray mottling on a darker background (or with darker spots on a lighter background). The underside of its flippers may be a lighter color or white, while the ventral (underside) of the fluke is dark. The blue whale acquires microorganisms called diatoms in the cold waters of the Antarctic and North Pacific and North Atlantic which give the underside of its body a yellowish green caste. Because of this yellow color, the early whalers gave it the name "sulfur bottom." surface characteristics FINS AND FLUKE: Its dorsal (top) fin is small and triangular or falcate (curved) in shape, and is located three-fourths of the way back on the body. The fin measures only one foot (30 cm) at its highest point though its size and shape are highly variable. Its flippers are tapered and relatively short, about 12% of the total body length. The flukes are broad and triangular. The rear edge is smooth with a slight median notch. Length and Weight: The longest blue whale ever recorded was a 108-foot adult female caught during whaling efforts in Antarctica! In modern ti
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Mating and Breeding: Recent research indicates that blue whales reach sexual maturity between the ages of 6-10 years, or when males average about 74 feet (23 m) and females are about 79 feet (24 m). Calves are born at intervals of 2 to 3 years and gestation is about 12 months. Calves are 23 to 27 feet (7-8.2 m) long at birth and 3 tons (2,722 kg). Calves nurse for 7 to 8 months and are weaned when they reach 52 feet (16 m) in length. At that time they weigh about 23 tons (20,900 kg). During the nursing period, calves consume 100 gallons (379 liters) of the fat-rich mother's milk each day, gain 200 pounds a day, or 8 pounds an hour, and grow 1 and 1/2 inches in length a day. range map Distribution and Migration: Blue whales may be found in all oceans of the world. They migrate to tropical-to-temperate waters during winter months to mate and give birth to calves. They can feed throughout their range, in polar, temperate, or even tropical waters. Natural History: Though they may be found singly or in small groups, it is more common to see blue whales in pairs. They are sometimes seen in larger groups and loosely defined concentrations of 50-60 have been observed. They are fast, strong swimmers, capable of reaching 30 mph (48.3 km/hr) when alarmed, but they usually cruise along at about 12 mph (19.3 km/hr). Status: Because of their enormous size and speed, blue whales were safe from early whalers, who could not pursue them in open boats with hand harpoons. But in 1868 a Norwegian, Sven Foyn, revolutionized the whaling industry with the invention of the exploding harpoon gun and by using steam and diesel powered factory ships and catcher boats. He also perfected the technique of inflating dead whales with air so they wouldn't sink after being harpooned. The whaling industry began to focus on blue whales after 1900. A single 90-foot blue whale could yield up to 120 barrels of oil, and the blues were killed b
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