create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave

hey guys, what's up?

Before you whine and cry,
1) clear your cache
2) look at the new browse feature.


lots of changes, more than i care to list. too many 16 hour work days. i'm going to sleep.

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October 1st, 2006
1532nd
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How do you like YOUR angus?
October 1st, 2006
1533rd
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New layout sucks. It made everything slow as hell.
October 1st, 2006
1534th
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...hi,...please change the site back to the way it was before. . m k t h x b a i
October 1st, 2006
1535th
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I can't comment on some sites. And, insert whine about having to scroll.
October 1st, 2006
1536th
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Now bear my arctic blast!
October 1st, 2006
1537th
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you sunk my battleship
October 1st, 2006
1538th
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ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SEVENTH!!!!
October 1st, 2006
1539th
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ladies and gentlemen, the most unasked for lol site of all time - http://rselvy.ytmnd.com/ - is this what we're down to?
October 1st, 2006
1540th
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It's not bad.YTMND was due for a change anyway.Thx Max!
October 1st, 2006
1541st
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^^ ahahahahahahaha *pulls trigger*
October 1st, 2006
1542nd
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@sitsu, I blame the layout. I SWEAR TO GAWD more gay sites are created in this environment.
October 1st, 2006
1543rd
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yep, and I don't see it ending
October 1st, 2006
1544th
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ytmnd is dead to me now
October 1st, 2006
1545th
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The new layout is depressing.
October 1st, 2006
1546th
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BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can no longer vote for NSFW websites!!! All-time top-rated YTMNDs are not in order!!! For me it's like killing 95% of ytmnd.com, so solve those bugs and FAST! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 1st, 2006
1547th
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how come the yak fad is the only fad thats been created recently that doesnt completely suck ass? i think our users are lacking in creativity. or they all left and were replaced by gimick downvoters. yeah that sounds about right...
October 2nd, 2006
1548th
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Fix nsfw please. Let me program.
October 2nd, 2006
1549th
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"i think our users are lacking in creativity. or they all left and were replaced by gimick downvoters." I'll take "gimick downvoters" for $1000, please.
October 2nd, 2006
1550th
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i think there needs to be a day where max just shuts the site down for a doay or so and just goes through a list of users and deletes the gimmicks and *ssh*l*es. then again thats alot of work.
October 2nd, 2006
1551st
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1600th, also i would like to preorder a bloody shirt now if you dont mind.
October 2nd, 2006
1552nd
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^If that day were to come, I hope I'm not deleted, i'm neither an alt (anymore) and I try to be more of a character user than a gimmick. Its really out of my love of the Poland fad. I don't auto five sites, I just 5 ones I like and the Poland ones of course. With the occasional 1 to the Poland bashers. Those pricks.
October 2nd, 2006
1553rd
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dont worry poland i dont mean you. i mean people like n4rvst, bot type guys, and the like 5-126 alt accounts people have to upvote their own sites.
October 2nd, 2006
1554th
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maybe a huge cleansweep through the site and delete alot of uselss sh*t and sites under like a 2.5 or so?
October 2nd, 2006
1555th
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nugget now has multiple accounts and kills sites at will...f*cking ban him please
October 2nd, 2006
1556th
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Don't worry, Poland. You have my full support (and I will remember).
October 2nd, 2006
1557th
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a sweep would be good, but doing the 2.5 thing brings up the Inkdrinker Defense. whether or not you like him he has mod faves and important sites that are just about that low rated becuase of downvoter reputation... so do you make user exceptions? or do you put the bar lower at like a 1.5 or lower, as well as sites older than _____ with 0 votes? would still clear a lot of crap out.
October 2nd, 2006
1558th
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HAY GUYS, WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS THREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD?
October 2nd, 2006
1559th
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Max, voting system hasnt always been working, usually its on and off, just in case you didnt know.
October 2nd, 2006
1560th
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Anyone else saddened by the messed up state that Worthwhile YTMND's is currently in? Instead of the fountain of LOL purity it was before the new layout, I'm more often than not assaulted by sh*tty sites that have only received less than 10 votes, many of them nsfw and/or worthy of being reported. I'm suspecting this will get fixed eventually.
October 2nd, 2006
1561st
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Gimmick accounts are ruining ytmnd.
October 2nd, 2006
1562nd
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i long for the days when we had to worry about 8 upvoting alt accounts rather than 25 gimmick accounts you expect to see show up on every site thread.
October 2nd, 2006
1563rd
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YTMND IS FUKD, here's why. 1. The last layout preserved the sites that were the best for longer, it also culled random sites for a (bloated but welcome) top-viewed throughout the day. 2. Users were more prone to taking their time and making good pieces for that layout, even if it was attacked because it still had a "locked-down" entry if submitted at a certain time. 3. A surfeit of gimmicks and alts now infect this place, and are expanding because its not about making good sites anymore, its about -->
October 2nd, 2006
1564th
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--> nonsenscical spit-up sites that aren't even trying in the craft or comical departments. 4. the Layout is a step backward because it's like going to random joke board or (groan) 4chan, just to see whatever's floating around at that time. 5. The top voted was starting to bring the better sites a greater view and even more 'cult' or even 'fad' status due to staying power, look at what's happening now, we devour anything that survives the longest in the string of submissions (see 'Yak') -->
October 2nd, 2006
1565th
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6. the COLOR!!!!. It's pleasing on the eyes (in theory) but the pancake batter thread backgrounds are muddy, heavy. Im in favor of all white. 7. Non-Economical use of space, way too much cell heights, and text is too large (which still renders as 12px in browsers). 8. Top 5 was a dangerous ruse for one-ups manship, but I mean, wtvr, there are top 5 rated sites after all and should be on the front page. In closing Max, (*0*) it can still kick *ss someday!!!
October 2nd, 2006
1566th
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We MUST have new Mods. Ones that don't kill YTMNDs without good reason, preferably.
October 2nd, 2006
1567th
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I think the redesign is a step in the right direction; however, some talking points: 1. I only have a problem with the killed YTMNDs in Worthwhile, not the sh*tty ones. The sh*tty sites are pretty much downvoted as soon as they are put up, so they won't be put on Worthwhile again. Having Killed sites, however, is a real pain in the neck because they stay there. It's a quick fix: as soon as a site is killed, make it so that there is no chance of it becoming Worthwhile. 2. We must fix voting on
October 2nd, 2006
1568th
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NSFW. Robocop has Bad Luck (rhbl.ytmnd.com) has been on Up and Coming since 10/1/06, because no one can vote for it. It has had 33 votes and a rating of 4.3, so it will stay on Up and Coming until we can vote for it or it is removed. I have been incapable of voting for YTMNSFW for some time now, and I feel this should be addressed. Other than those 2 points, though, I have no problem. As said before, I really like that we can wade through the pages of Up and Coming now. All my time is pretty much
October 2nd, 2006
1569th
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spent there. All the Top Rated YTMNDs I have already seen, and most of the newly created YTMNDs are junk (as usual), so having the pages of Up and Coming is really nice. Anyway, a lot of people only complain about the bad things, but I just want to send out a thank you to Max and all the good users for making such a sweet site! Thanks!
October 2nd, 2006
1570th
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Most of the YTMND's in the U&C have been up since yesterday.
October 2nd, 2006
1571st
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This color makes me eat more.
October 2nd, 2006
1572nd
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Well said Mitch.
October 2nd, 2006
1573rd
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I also find it kind of funny, and I find it kind of sad (lol) that inappropriate sh*t like THE TIFA HENTAI VIDEO OMG constantly appears on the Top Viewed list. Might cause alrealy obnoxious NARVs to get the wrong idea about what YTMND is intended for. To remedy this Top Viewed should now be localized, making it a complete product of the previous day's most prominent U&C sites and nothing more.
October 2nd, 2006
1574th
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Max, could you just go ahead an put all of my sites into the YTMND Hall Of Fame?
October 2nd, 2006
1575th
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OH, I also agree with nutnics, the layout is a step backward. The setting you had before was absolutely perfect. whatever man.
October 2nd, 2006
1576th
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I third what nutnics said.
October 2nd, 2006
1577th
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I fourth what nutnics said. (I actually like the looks of the layout, but it's like you downgraded the site with its arrival. No one said to change the Worthwhile criteria. That can't-vote-on-NSFW-sites bug is also getting to me, 'cause there are some I like and want to reward. I'm glad to see Top 5 Rated out, though.)
October 2nd, 2006
1578th
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oh and thank yoou for leting good NSFW ytmnds be on the front page with a warning, downvoters could NSFW a good site they don't like to kick it off the top ten most viewed (as noone goes to NSFW) now thats fixed
October 2nd, 2006
1579th
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I fourth nutnics and second on Dr-L337.
October 2nd, 2006
1580th
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1629th
October 2nd, 2006
1581st
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I fifth through twenty-seventh what nutnics said because I've been saying the same damn thing
October 2nd, 2006
1582nd
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max is dead, time for mob rule
October 2nd, 2006
1583rd
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Max you got us. Your scheme has run its course. I have your money ready. I will pay to have the old site back.
October 2nd, 2006
1584th
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calc is dead, time for slide rule
October 2nd, 2006
1585th
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515th what nutnics said
October 2nd, 2006
1586th
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"I also find it kind of funny, and I find it kind of sad (lol) that inappropriate sh*t like THE TIFA HENTAI VIDEO OMG constantly appears on the Top Viewed list. Might cause alrealy obnoxious NARVs to get the wrong idea about what YTMND is intended for." This is what ytmnsfw was for, a sister site, not the main one to keep those sites away from main stuff. That is the better solution.
October 2nd, 2006
1587th
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QQ MORE OMG WHERES TOP 5 I HATE U MAX
October 2nd, 2006
1588th
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while my loop project has pretty much been a failure, i have put up a new one - a new Dragonforce song - at loops.ytmnd.com - i hope and pray at least one user who would otherwise use 'fury of the storm' for the 386th time might weigh his options.
October 2nd, 2006
1589th
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^ Its funny you mention that because I have used wavepad for several ytmnd's, mostly to create the good loop, but you can meld, alter, reverse and do other many sound edits. I think its just a lack of knowledge that people do not know this stuff is out there. Good work.
October 3rd, 2006
1590th
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OMFG http://ytmnd.com/users/munka/comments?PHPSESSID=2be90e7959d93c428e5b095e7b366fde BANN
October 3rd, 2006
1591st
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punch the n*gg* for god's sake
October 3rd, 2006
1592nd
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FIX THE DAMN SEARCH NOW...NO SITES AFTER 9/24/2006 are FOUND IN THE DB!
October 3rd, 2006
1593rd
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SUGGESTION: is it possible to mark sites as killed on the frontpage, similar to how NSFW sites are labeled?
October 3rd, 2006
1594th
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Search...needs to be fixed. No new sites displayed. Also please include the quicker access to advanced search feature.
October 3rd, 2006
1595th
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The mods have gone INSANE! I spent FIVE minutes on my anime site AND IT WAS KILLED!!!! OMGZ GET NEW MODS!!! I'M ON UR SITE, BEGGIN' UR MODS! NOT EVEN MOD KILLING! IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE FOR MODS TO KILL A SITE! CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD OF THE USS KILL A SITE!!! UR THE MOD KILLING SITES NOW, DOG!!! MODS KILLING A SITE: A DRAMTIC READING!!!! N*GG* KILLED MY SITE!!! ALAYLALYELEMODSKEEPKILLINGSITESALYLALYEEE!!! And other complaining.
October 3rd, 2006
1596th
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Also shut the f*ck up.
October 3rd, 2006
1597th
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I almost wonder if max is even reading this anymore. I'm still kind of wondering what ever happened to the hole thing with the church of Scientology and if any new company has threatened to sue the site lately.
October 3rd, 2006
1598th
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"^So you don't find it annoying that a good amount of front page ytmnds are killed simply because an idiot learned how to use the "kill" feature?" When it comes to the front page, no amount of killing is good enough. That said, I haven't killed any front pages that I know of, unless it was by coincidence in the batch I was assigned at the time and it broke the rules. If someone wants to take their whining to the next level and really feels something was unfairly judged, PM me with the address...
October 3rd, 2006
1599th
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...and I'll take a look at it. If it's fine, I'll mark it so it's off the killed list. IF it's debatable, I'll flag it so Max can take a look at it at his leisure.
October 3rd, 2006
1600th
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Death to the IP Tracker!!!!.....But seriously, I do have one worry about me accidentally being deleted seeing I use WiFi all the time and on campus, lord knows how many people come to this site. I used the auto-log in all the time.
October 3rd, 2006
1601st
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This new layout sucks!
October 3rd, 2006
1602nd
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^^ so that took you over a week to come-up with that profound statement?
October 3rd, 2006
1603rd
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Nice upgrade man! I was gone for a while from the internet for a while and then I come back and.... WOOOOOOOOW!!! I had this site made up for a long time which replys to the update. http://maxupdatesytmnd.ytmnd.com/ Keep up the graphix tightening!!!
October 3rd, 2006
1604th
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Sorry that I don't go on ytmnd when I'm away ashdead.
October 3rd, 2006
1605th
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1656th
October 3rd, 2006
1606th
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so... does anyone get "Disposable Matters" ?
October 3rd, 2006
1607th
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lol comment
October 3rd, 2006
1608th
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Max, if I could, I would upvote your sister. Thanks for hooking us up.
October 3rd, 2006
1609th
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shirts..........
October 4th, 2006
1610th
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Max, come back! We miss your additude......
October 4th, 2006
1611th
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October 4th, 2006
1612th
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Dear Max, You are dead. Anonymous
October 4th, 2006
1613th
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He fixed the killed-sites-on-Worthwhile bug (I think)...so it's more of a deep popularity-aggravated coma under which he can still breathe. Or something.
October 4th, 2006
1614th
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"He fixed the killed-sites-on-Worthwhile bug (I think)...so it's more of a deep popularity-aggravated coma under which he can still breathe. Or something." Nope...that's still there
October 4th, 2006
1615th
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my roflcopter is still going soi soi soi soi soi soi
October 4th, 2006
1616th
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pen15
October 4th, 2006
1617th
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egads!
October 4th, 2006
1618th
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Like max has time to read all of these dam comments just more spam!
October 4th, 2006
1619th
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:(, et cetera.
October 4th, 2006
1620th
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Have you considered selling mugs and bumper stickers instead of shirts?
October 4th, 2006
1621st
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NEDM (after it was cool) , ptkfgs, and this whole editing downvotes into movie scenes have to be the worst fads ever.
October 4th, 2006
1622nd
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I believe you forgot OooooooOOOOOOohhhhhhOOOOO FACEMETLER kill me now
October 4th, 2006
1623rd
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I have to say this or it will kill me. I support sexymofo's cause, and anyone who has a problem with that can take it up with me.
October 4th, 2006
1624th
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you know not of what you speak
October 4th, 2006
1625th
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naaar is a f*ggot
October 4th, 2006
1626th
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Niloc14, explain exactly why you support him.
October 4th, 2006
1627th
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1678th and nice job
October 4th, 2006
1628th
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PENIS PUMP JUSTICE... wait, how far am i behind now.. what happened to NEDM after? also 1679rd
October 4th, 2006
1629th
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I play snes games on an emulator and pretend that I've played them for years
October 4th, 2006
1630th
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You know what fad needs to not be brought back? The medival one.
October 4th, 2006
1631st
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you know when something like http://thisdid.ytmnd.com/ stays on the U&C for an extended period of time that people's standards have gone done
October 4th, 2006
1632nd
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I raped Peterguy's family. in retaliation he's sponsoring the worst ytmnds ever made. I'll never rape again.
October 5th, 2006
1633rd
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i found a fish biscuit.
October 5th, 2006
1634th
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hai im gay
October 5th, 2006
1635th
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Thanks for fixing the Worthwhile Section and NSFW troubles. Now if we can just get rid of gimmick voters and f*ggots like whetstone...
October 5th, 2006
1636th
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1688th
October 5th, 2006
1637th
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is top viewed broke now?
October 5th, 2006
1638th
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i found a buttermilk biscuit.
October 5th, 2006
1639th
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is ytmnd broken now?
October 5th, 2006
1640th
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http://ytmnd.com/users/n4rvst/comments - Did it just get f*ggier in here?
October 5th, 2006
1641st
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I'm actually agreeing with n4rvst here. I am sick of the Dr-1337 and those sites do suck.
October 5th, 2006
1642nd
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halodirtys.ytmnd.com
October 5th, 2006
1643rd
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Actually ashdead, I don't think he is even looking at the sites. He waits for it to load up and then 1's it. Yeah, these gimmick accounts blow. And yes the most viewed is broken as well...the site is crumbling...where could max be now?
October 5th, 2006
1644th
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YOU'RE
October 5th, 2006
1645th
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THE
October 5th, 2006
1646th
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MAN
October 5th, 2006
1647th
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NOW
October 5th, 2006
1648th
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DOG!
October 5th, 2006
1649th
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my car is dying. post jumper cables here.
October 5th, 2006
1650th
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I think it is funny how half the sh*t is acting odd. I like seeing a few REALLY old YTMNDs getting attention. Is effect, the Top Viewed is not wrong seeing that they are listed as Top Viewed, so more people go to them and they become Top Viewed.
October 5th, 2006
1651st
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the reason i removed top viewed from the front page is it was self fulfilling. anything that hit the top viewed would stay there because people loooked at it. it's a totally skewed system and in my opinion it hurts the site.
October 5th, 2006
1652nd
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hi max, thanks for all the good times!
October 5th, 2006
1653rd
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But what about the previous layout max?, many have expressed their dismay over how it is now. w/o changing the functionality as you've made it now, can we go back to the way it looked? If not now of course, maybe another idea would be welcome someday.
October 5th, 2006
1654th
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http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40255643/ Check this the f*ck out.
October 5th, 2006
1655th
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PUT BACK THE TOP 15
October 5th, 2006
1656th
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the old layout is not coming back in any way shape or form, i am working on some customization options though.
October 5th, 2006
1657th
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customization options? works for me!
October 5th, 2006
1658th
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change it back so I can feel like a whiney douchebag
October 5th, 2006
1659th
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max....it's your site....but I miss the way it used to be. Sites lasted longer. This is the final comment from me.
October 5th, 2006
1660th
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max, the users here i actually respect aren't creating sites fast enough. either force them to pump out sites faster, or just recruit more of them... somehow.
October 5th, 2006
1661st
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Idea!!!! Set every user who siad they were leaving in this news article to the deletion que to ensure they hold their word.
October 5th, 2006
1662nd
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The NSFW voting system -- Max, if there is one thing on this site you could fix, it's that. It has ALWAYS been glitchy. My one site got changed from SFW to NSFW and now, no votes ever show up, because no one ever feels like logging in / out / in just to vote on a site. I didn't see this on your To Do list, but I might've just missed it. The layout is fine, the design is fine, but voting is a crucial element of the site. If a ytmnd gets changed to NSFW, that shouldn't kill it and lock the ratings.
October 5th, 2006
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Death to the IP Tracker....lol!
October 5th, 2006
1664th
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SUGGESTION! list the TopViewed by rating instead of views. they'd still be the most viewed sites, but weaker ones fall to the bottom, increasing the chance of being knocked off by stronger upandcomings.
October 5th, 2006
1665th
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is it THAT hard to let us preorder our shirts already. you said we could preorder by the weekend, like a month ago. :'(
October 5th, 2006
1666th
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"SUGGESTION! list the TopViewed by rating instead of views. they'd still be the most viewed sites, but weaker ones fall to the bottom, increasing the chance of being knocked off by stronger upandcomings." Uh, isn't that just a disguised version of a dumbed down Top 5?
October 5th, 2006
1667th
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comicmasterajd, yes it is. also there needs to be major improvements to this site.
October 5th, 2006
1668th
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'disguised version of a dumbed down Top 5' ideally, it would be refreshed daily, like the TopViewed does now, but i can see how it could inadvertantly collapse into something like that. yea, forget i said anything.
October 5th, 2006
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Did all of you miss Max saying that he was working on the ability for us to customize the frontpage when we look at it? Like a "personal frontpage"....I would set it to only show YTMNDs made before this year and certain member-made ones only to filter-out the sh*tty sites.
October 5th, 2006
1670th
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^ wow, those are some high hopes.
October 5th, 2006
1671st
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i asked max if a comment-deletion feature could be implemented, and he replied with "maybe you should stop posting comments that consist of nothing but "first"?"
October 5th, 2006
1672nd
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Money Hat made a great YTMND, but I wont be suprised if Disney sues the site over it.....http://naughtylittlemermaid.ytmnd.com/
October 5th, 2006
1673rd
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Damnit max, I want my nedm shirt. Hurry up.
October 6th, 2006
1674th
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...but max, I want to see the better sites stick around for longer, could you bring back the Top Voted on, and other schemes that were part of the previous version (including the Top Viewed like last time). I could bitch forever, or I could start making ytmnd's again, and I really want to participate again. And you know I care about this place, im a $ sponsorer, a t-shirt maker, a site redirecter maker, I can't just go quietly into the night man, there are issues here.
October 6th, 2006
1675th
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pretty please
October 6th, 2006
1676th
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Another damn gimick account: http://ytmnd.com/users/Lord-Downvoter/votes
October 6th, 2006
1677th
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F*G ALERT: http://ytmnd.com/users/Punisher/votes
October 6th, 2006
1678th
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
October 6th, 2006
1679th
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I remember when I used to make good sites ;(
October 6th, 2006
1680th
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is there any particular reason why the large logo at the upper center of the page doesn't link to the homepage?
October 6th, 2006
1681st
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in 6 months, an anti-Islam slideshow YTMND and an anti-Hindu slideshow YTMND will spark World War 3. I welcome this nuclear holocaust and have arranged tickets for all of us to Kashmir. please look under your chairs for a manila envelope containing a passport, 15 dollars in spending money and an engraved invitation to my End of the World Hot Tub Party. everyone is invited except Adverb. Dr-L337 can come if he gets us laid. max can come after he recovers from he from his concussion, acquired from beating his head against the computer screen whilst reading the 1689th anti-layout comment on this thread.
October 6th, 2006
1682nd
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lol
October 6th, 2006
1683rd
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anti-layout comment # 1670
October 6th, 2006
1684th
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that's right the new layout screws up counting
October 6th, 2006
1685th
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if you dont intend on coming, i will arrange a webcast link to the party on mastersitsu.com. an IRC channel will be opened so you can say your last goodbyes, and talk live with limbo contest hosts Burt Reynolds and Charo. Other featured presenters and performers include Pink, Tobey Maguire, Jean Reno, Neil Hamburger, and JC Chasez. The final countdown will be a 'Funny noise-off' between Robin Williams, Carlos Mencia, and Dane Cook, assuring our final destruction will be treated as a sweet relief. Punch and pie.
October 6th, 2006
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to reserve your guranteed spot in line at syncans blowjob booth, be first to pm him at 1am Saturday Oct 7 PST with the subject line "i'm mad about hummers" and your phone number for confirmation. your twelve digit claim number and placement will be auto-forwarded within 24 hours. quality of blowjob subject to change, offer not available to the disabled, retarded, or non-HIV infected (sorry Scottendo). pre-syncan fluffing provided by the Michaelwolfson Institute of Blowjobology
October 6th, 2006
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finally, I'd like to thank our event sponsors: Kellogs Frosted Flakes (they're GRRRREAT!), The Ultimate Ric Flair Collection, vol 2 - in stores February 19th, and new Charmin Mega Rolls, its 4 rolls in 1 - for all your fecal scraping needs, its gotta be Charmin. Go Charmin.
October 6th, 2006
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blowjoboligy?...news thread is better than the front page.
October 6th, 2006
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lol wut
October 6th, 2006
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also see 1732nd comment
October 6th, 2006
1691st
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dramaftw.ytmnd.com for HoF
October 6th, 2006
1692nd
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Nutnics, mastersitsu, and scottendo for mods
October 6th, 2006
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Dude, ebaumsworld just came out with a new layout, too. Coincidence? I think not. ... ... ... ... Not.
October 6th, 2006
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you made me look at ebaumsworld. damn you. now i know they took House of Cosby's. its a sad sad day.
October 6th, 2006
1695th
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oh sh*t, House of Cosbys! damn, watermarked and everything. no new episodes, either. sigh... nevermind.
October 6th, 2006
1696th
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world: ending: ytmnd: down:
October 6th, 2006
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Yummy
October 6th, 2006
1698th
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MUCH BETTER, MAX! (sort of)
October 6th, 2006
1699th
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sleep tight
October 10th, 2006
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God, the search engine still sucks assnuts
October 18th, 2006
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1749th?
February 1st, 2007
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pwnt
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