rocky raccoon

p.s. april fools



the best part was people sending me links to wiki articles telling me when i started my own website.

the part about my finger having nerve damage is true though :(

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April 3rd, 2008
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max, you have this whole community on puppet strings. props to you, seriously.
April 3rd, 2008
232nd
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You heartless son of a bitch.
April 3rd, 2008
233rd
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AH! WE LOVE YA MAX! YA GOT US GOOD!
April 3rd, 2008
234th
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haha thank God, now we can stop all the goodbye sites, amirite?
April 3rd, 2008
235th
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Any retard who actually believed this should die.
April 3rd, 2008
237th
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WOW.....SERIOUSLY?!
April 3rd, 2008
238th
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That's too bad. I was hoping you'd finally get your life on track and give up this ridiculous pastime.
April 3rd, 2008
252nd
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Maybe its on autopilot, which is entirely plausible, unless Max feels like he has to micromanage.
April 3rd, 2008
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Man i got fooled. i told everyone I knew that ytmnd was going down after years of beating everything. i told this one kid at school and he went to tell his friends and at the end of the day everyone knew. When i got home I told my mom and she got scared, she said your moving in with auntie and uncle in a town called bel air.
April 3rd, 2008
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LOL! Holy hell marcusmar just won the internet.
April 3rd, 2008
249th
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By paraphrasing a stupid 4chan joke?
April 3rd, 2008
240th
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LOL..... You bitch! You really had me going.
April 3rd, 2008
245th
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OH F*CK
April 3rd, 2008
247th
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i am pretty f*cking pissed but this also had some of the best sites i have seen all year. it still wont changed the fact that i cried myself to sleep april 1st.......dick
April 3rd, 2008
248th
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oh man, i hope Paul Stanley comes to your house and teabags you so hard you can smell his hairy sack on your lip 4evr.
April 3rd, 2008
250th
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Make MurdarMachene a featured user and I'll pay you $100
April 3rd, 2008
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guy i just had the best tasting muffin of all time. i was wonderful and i just have to tell you all. GO ahead and - me i dont care right now, but if you have a comment please send it though the 8th world.
April 3rd, 2008
253rd
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Do a barrel roll!
April 3rd, 2008
254th
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omfg, YOU HAD ME COMPLETLY FOOLED, your an *ss for that one lmfao, ps. have you done those errands yett?
April 3rd, 2008
257th
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YAY!!!!!!!!!
April 4th, 2008
259th
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Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon And one day his woman ran off with another guy Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that He said I'm gonna get that boy So one day he walked into town Booked himself a room in the local saloon.
April 4th, 2008
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sh*t. now i have to make a site.
April 4th, 2008
265th
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I F*CKING CALLED IT http://justasickaprilfoolsjoke.ytmnd.com/ .....btw Rocky Raccoon kicks ass
April 4th, 2008
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i was actualy happy with it closing down...it made me and a few others upvote sh*tty site for a change in the spirit of ytmnd and im pretty sure it made alot of downvoters feel like sh*t....soggy sh*t
April 4th, 2008
267th
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sorry about your finger, max :(
April 4th, 2008
268th
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Does this mean ytmnd continues in its downward spiral into a cesspool of 4chan topviewed lulz?
April 4th, 2008
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I thought the prank was funny max. The "I don't think my decision needs any explanation at this point" made me lol. But you still suck. Is it just me or is traffic down a 1/3 since you made the featured users box? Why are you being so stubborn about it? It hasn't gotten the great users back to making sites. Some of the best haven't made a site since you put it in. You're featuring shoover. Shoover! Are ya kiddin? Don't you think that new funny people might be driven away when they toil on a site and it's well recieved and oh, it's gonna make top viewed...awwww. Keaton decided to post a noise site at 23:45. No topped viewed for you, chump. Thanks for the twenty hours of effort. You can suck my balls on your way out. Or is it just me?
April 4th, 2008
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n*gg*r
April 4th, 2008
274th
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Oh, YoouuuUUUU!
April 4th, 2008
275th
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Isn't That Two Years in A Row or Am I Thinking Another Site? lol
April 4th, 2008
277th
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p.p.s. c*cks
April 4th, 2008
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You just had to ruin the fun by telling us it was a joke, didn't you? There go my hopes and dreams
April 4th, 2008
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This is like getting rick rolled up the *ss by an elephant.
April 4th, 2008
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to be totally honest, i believed it for like a minute or two ahaha but at the time I kinda forgot it was April fools say, but then when I checked the date it finally hit me and I found it pretty funny. good prank.
April 4th, 2008
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screw you i was so sad i was crying my wife and kids were devastated we gave up on life and now you just say april fools?
April 4th, 2008
284th
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i missed this one. someone explain it to me real quick. k thanks,,,,,,,,,,
April 5th, 2008
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ok first max said ytmnd was being shut down, and told people he was looking for a job in NYC. He then said his real name was Shakatuo Sizzlingheimer, and he moonlighted as a sub maker at subway in order to have cash to spend on a giant tricycle. He also said he is Cuban.
April 5th, 2008
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/YTMND_Easter_Eggs#2008
April 4th, 2008
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Phew. At first I thought it was definitely April Fools', but as more people took it seriously I started getting worried. Thank god it was a joke =]
April 5th, 2008
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I was really confused as to why someone would ditch this money maker...
April 5th, 2008
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I'm implying your saying that because your name is JEWunit
April 5th, 2008
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like i said, sick joke
April 5th, 2008
299th
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hahahaha you got me four more years!
April 5th, 2008
300th
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Hey Max, even though it was a joke could you still release that zip saving utility? That would be useful
April 6th, 2008
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"release"? As in he actually made it? With gimp coding fingers? Doubtful.
April 5th, 2008
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+5 for Beatles.
April 6th, 2008
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You made me cry, I don't think I've ever been that scared in my life.....and I drove off a mountain.
April 7th, 2008
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<scarcasim>LOL I SO COMPLETELY FELL FOR IT. WE ALL DID! IT WAS NOT SUSPISIOUS AT ALL THAT YTMND DIED ON APRIL 1ST! YOU ARE SOO CLEVER MAX! HAD US ALL COMPLETELY FOOLED! LOLOL</scarcasim>
April 7th, 2008
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Lol you can be such a bastard!
April 7th, 2008
311th
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thanks for the info on the finger nerve damage, Max. Also, c*cks.
April 10th, 2008
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You really got some nerve.
April 8th, 2008
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All the 2005ers and 2004ers were just playing along , AS WE SHOULD HAVE.
April 8th, 2008
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I did my part by not caring.
April 9th, 2008
316th
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Yeah *sniffle* I was just playing along... I knew it was a prank the whole time... (wiping away his tears)...
April 11th, 2008
319th
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Playing along? You mean fell for the prank?
April 15th, 2008
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you just fell for the trap
April 10th, 2008
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Hey Max, I want to practice for my AP Stats Exam. I want to do a goodness of fit test to see if my voting distribution matches the entire voting distribution of this site. Do you think you can hook me up with some statistics? Thanks a bunch!
April 11th, 2008
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fail
April 12th, 2008
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Out of topic- I would like to know how to delete sites. Can someone please tell me how. Thank You.
April 15th, 2008
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Hey what happened to the multiple star colors? I mean I am glad they are gone cause that was retarded.
April 15th, 2008
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1) I fell for it, I feel like an idiot 2) Sorry max, Rocky Raccoon may be the worst song The Beatles ever recorded.
April 17th, 2008
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YOU AIN'T NEVA GONNA GET NO BUTTA
April 17th, 2008
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i liked last years ytmnd april f00z i missed this 1 :(
April 18th, 2008
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April 18th, 2008
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http://tinyurl.com/btape
April 18th, 2008
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(nsfw)
April 20th, 2008
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Man, I could already tell it was a fake. I mean, I had linked pages to different sites (other than the homepage) that were working just fine. Also, come on! It was on April Fool's day! Can it get any more obvious than that? XD
April 20th, 2008
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p.s. april fools
April 21st, 2008
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three sexy women there attract me a lot, hundreds of big sexy women on a large people club _largeloves ..com_ attract me more!!
April 24th, 2008
335th
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FIRST
April 26th, 2008
336th
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how i havent logged on in a month and a half and nobody noticed by fourest age 9
April 30th, 2008
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Was YTMND down this morning? The top viewed numbers are really low for this time of day.
May 3rd, 2008
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anyone notice good content on ytmnd has been coming extremely slow for the past few months? Let alone the past few years. Seems to be on a steady decline, unless max manages to do something about it.
May 3rd, 2008
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There's never more than 150 people on at once.
May 5th, 2008
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DSFARGEG
May 6th, 2008
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I just want to scream - how could this happen to meeee?
May 6th, 2008
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And I can't stand the paaaaaainnnn, and I can't maaake it goooo awaaaaay, no I caaan't staaand the paaaain
May 6th, 2008
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I can't remember how, I can't remember why, I'm lying heeere toniiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
May 6th, 2008
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Got nowhere to run... as the night goes on... I'm sick of this life, I just want to scream! "How could this happen to me!?"
May 6th, 2008
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
May 6th, 2008
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were strangerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
May 6th, 2008
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Where have you gone Max?
May 10th, 2008
350th
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Ahhh, spring break. Time for all the little junior high school f*ggots to come back out with their lame gimmics. Wake me in August
May 11th, 2008
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max, I still think I should be a featured user. i'm an idiot and my sites suck
May 14th, 2008
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LOL WHAT
May 14th, 2008
353rd
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lol what happened to the featured users box on the front page?
May 14th, 2008
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Didn't you used to be featured?
May 14th, 2008
355th
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yea wtf lol all i did was keep makin decent sites and i got demoted...lol circle of life i guess
May 14th, 2008
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So, uuhhh, max deleted the Featured Users section and then finally made chronster's name bold and pink in comments sections. Those two actions seem a little bit contradictory, but alright. I guess it means he's just deleting the front page section but keeping the pink names...?!
May 14th, 2008
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Also, no idea why you were unfeatured. You've made several sites over 4.00 and one of them was even a mod favorite. ...If being featured even means anything anymore, that is.
May 14th, 2008
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maybe what I said on comment #358 meant something to max. I didn't mean it max! I also noticed that about chronster, but WTF!! Mikey has good sites!!
May 14th, 2008
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Look, none of the users listed in the users list are pink anymore: http://ytmnd.com/users/list/online Also, if you search for a site, none of the users listed there are pink either. I think max is finally working on getting rid of the featured users system, or at least the section for the front page.
May 15th, 2008
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lol at max unfeaturing everyone one by one, you'd think he'd have a better way to do this. Anyway I'm glad he's finally doing something. Only downside of this is keaton is probably gonna quit since he can't spam the front page anymore, lololl or at least just not post sites as often, oh well!
May 15th, 2008
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OH NO, you lost your status, Ocho... so did ryanmontana
May 15th, 2008
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instead of getting rid of featured users, i think that max should just make every user on ytmnd featured
May 15th, 2008
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Oh, so it's not just because I haven't made a site in god knows how long. Sick :D
May 15th, 2008
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this is what we get for practically reviving ytmnd out of april fool's day?
May 15th, 2008
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I got an idea. How about rearranging users into different colors/stages? Each color would represent a stage. Stage 1 would be the highest. Stages would be determined by the users sites. It would be a much more improved way to arrange "featured users". For instance, people with an average site rating of 4.00 or higher would be pink, 3.5 to 3.99 would be black, 3.0 to 3.49 would be yellow, and so on... I don't know, I think it'd be cool, but probably difficult to code. Make magic, max.
May 15th, 2008
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No need to have a special section for something on the front page though. It would just be easier for people to find good sites, via the user links that are post whenever someone leaves a comment. Or maybe that a retarded idea. I'm going to work now, good day.
May 15th, 2008
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I think I am becoming retarded. Look at all the typing errors.
May 15th, 2008
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F*CKING THING SUCKS.
May 15th, 2008
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STUPID SCIENTISTS TOOK AWAY MY PLANIT STATUS
May 16th, 2008
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How about a show just like Hollywood Squares but with kids. Gary Coleman could host.
May 15th, 2008
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"OH NO, you lost your status, Ocho... so did ryanmontana" It's ok. That pink dress was a lil' too tight anyway.
May 15th, 2008
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Add ALMusic, NeoMatrixClt, and Necronomicon...also shoover and ballzass91 (whose featured status really confused me)
May 15th, 2008
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...Bob-the-Builder, Kassius
May 15th, 2008
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fyrestorm, Teknorat, POS, MeatWadPwnsYou, fourest, frenchbreadpizza...wait no, he never was featured BUT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
May 15th, 2008
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cheekygirl, Kalishinko, (was gunhaver featured?), typogra, bobby-guapo, Fatbug, Mohrdikai, ProfessorBooty, ps3fool, Kiavik, RySenkari, Earthbounder, bloomer, Votey, ScndPistonHonda, k I'm sick of looking for more
May 16th, 2008
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ac6517, AndySavage, boomaga, BTape, Chav-Slayer, chronster, cooke, DarkTree, Dasyati, dctownes, fearcondom, Feedrosie, Goneja, Improviser, Kayne, keatonkeaton999, LocutusOfBorg, MasterSitsu, money-hat, NiteSky, nutnics, OmniIcyshelf, PCF, pussinboots, SirLemming, smoothmedia, State-of-mind, Sylvester, syncan, YourTheCoconutMan, and zorgzorg are the only pinks left methinks
May 16th, 2008
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Featured_Users
May 16th, 2008
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yes, that partially helped me obtain that information. That and scrolling though old YTMNEWS comments
May 16th, 2008
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wow. something gay just happened. a bunch of black featured users now. MrSinistar and barf?
May 16th, 2008
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Umfuld? Well come on max, made a new news post and tell us wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzup
May 16th, 2008
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ShadowSpecies, GeneralFod are now pink elites
May 16th, 2008
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and some people are getting their color back. am i talking to myself here?
May 16th, 2008
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I still don't like the featured box. It's just unfair to people who aren't
May 16th, 2008
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i have truly no idea whats going on...the featured user systems seems to no longer be determined by average site rating, so whats the deal yo?
May 16th, 2008
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lol gay
May 16th, 2008
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but I'm glad PatienceKing and QuarterPint were featured, two new users that have already shown expertise in ytmnd'ing on the internet
May 16th, 2008
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definitely, i agree with you there. it seems as though sites i make still go in the featured box, so i guess many users just lost their pink color, not necessarily their featured status...intriguing
May 16th, 2008
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It's still nice to know that my 30 sites rated at or over 4.0 and giving over $600 in site sponsorships is still not enough to get me featured.
May 16th, 2008
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It's also nice to know Bizzizz, who used a bunch of alts and friends to force his sites onto the U&C, is now a featured user.
May 16th, 2008
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Yeah, that's it. Rewarding people who just circle jerk / alt vote is puzzling. Also, Hank should be featured
May 17th, 2008
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why is None4u not featured? LAME
May 17th, 2008
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May 17th, 2008
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and by "elect" I mean feature, that was a 5 letter typo right there
May 17th, 2008
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You forget. Miami-13 is also featured...and he hasn't signed on since April of 2007. Sweet.
May 17th, 2008
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http://none4useptember292007.ytmnd.com/
May 18th, 2008
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Since max is mixing up the featured users box, I'm going to post this suggestion again, even though I'm well past the point of caring anymore:
May 18th, 2008
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"If it were up to me, I'd do away with the featured users list as it exists now, and change it to a "featured sites" list, where featured users can "nominate" overlooked sites -- by featured and non-featured users alike -- that maybe missed the Up and Coming list unfairly. To save those sites that slipped through the cracks. Almost like a second level of voting, one that doesn't affect the site's rating, but will get it some extra views. The featured list as it exists now is far too exclusionary." - 9/23/07
May 18th, 2008
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I'd settle for Worthwhile YTMNDs again.
May 18th, 2008
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i'm back, APRIL FOOLS SINCE IT'S STILL APRIL RITE LOL
May 18th, 2008
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ALL THE MORTAL KOMBAT STUFFS ARE GONE!
May 20th, 2008
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Max, a "User Favorites" section! It would show 10 random sites that have been favorited at least once, with a slight weight given to the number of times it has been favorited. Along with this, we limit the number of favorites a user can have to 200. This solves a number of problems at once and would be a kickass section i think.
May 22nd, 2008
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a box on the frontpage, that is.
May 23rd, 2008
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christ, write some new news already.
May 24th, 2008
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Why does the featured users box keep getting erased and then filled?
May 24th, 2008
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Last time it happened it was right after I posted my first site after not having even logged in for about a month. It was a site I didn't think anyone would see in which I denounced everyone in America, but shortly after I posted I and it was featured. This time it went down right after I posted the greatest site in the history of the internet. I don't know, maybe I'm paranoid. I'm sorry I said you suck, Max. You know I <3 you. Stop messing with my mind
May 24th, 2008
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^ heh comment #420
May 24th, 2008
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Ban tkx7
May 25th, 2008
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HELLO UMFOLD
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