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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is JoeyJoeJoe... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a F*G, I will... make love to TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with good sites. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Joe F*ggot.............tis aka JoeyJoeJoe for superf*g...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is JoeyJoeJoe... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a F*G, I will... make love to TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with good sites. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Joe F*ggot.............tis aka JoeyJoeJoe for superf*g...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... lord1lonic, and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... lord1lonic, and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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I was asked by darkster2ongame via PM what is the font I used to make the credits on this ytmnd. I thought it would be better if I tell anybody, so you can use the font for your personal projects or anything else. The bold looking one is called Bebas, it's not perfect, you have to play with kerning and leading but it looks cool if you know how to use it. The rounded font is Avian, but you can use Century Gothic, it's more or less the same thing.

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I feel bad for the guy, O.J., not AwesomeBob. All he was doing was expressing his political belief that you should be able to rob someone at gunpoint if they are trying to sell some of your stuff. First they try to nail him for brutally killing his wife in self defense, now this. As for you AwesomeBob, I don't get involved in the politics of this site. I don't understand half the complexities and a quarter of the jokes. But if anybody wants to pick a fight with me so I can be relevant, I'd like that.

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"Al Queda is not an entity" Thats because it doesn't even exist. Anybody who strikes back at the supporters of zion is declared an Al Queda member. Your comments seem to suggest that you may work for the military or some goverment agency TheFlesh. I say this because they reek of ignorance. Your so called solution would only create severe attacks on our home countrys. Nice plan. Why not suggest an invasion of Iran next. I'm sure that wont end badly.

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is mariostar06... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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Anybody else getting tired of seeing pictures of nasty teeth in advertisements on this website? I mean really? If you have funked up teeth and are looking for a probable solution.. YTMND is not the place to find it you twats. Plus some people also enjoy having a porn window up at the same time and nothing kills a boner quicker than a picture of some malasian prostitue's mouth.

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Right. lickitwellhiem's going to ask you to collab -- are you in or out? Tell him you're out. Whatever he says, whatever happens, say no, you're not interested. Then log out, come back here and wait for me. Don't PM anybody, don't comment anything, don't vote on anything.

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Sorry, ignoramus here, but anybody know the name of the specific song used? I think I like sparklehorse, but I'd rather not pine through their whole discography looking for this one song. protip: I'm lazy.

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Anybody seen that old flash animation California NRG "California energy, there's not enough for you and me, so maybe you should move to Oregon"

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I pop for cofee? Cigarettes? A f*ckin' sweet roll? Never say a word, because I never wanna make a big thing about it and flaunt it like "this one's on me" like some bust out *ssh*le, but I NATURALLY ASSUME i'm with FRIENDS and don't forget who's who when someone gets behind half a yard, only, and I'm not I don't think casting anything on anybody, from the mouth of a southern bulldyke *ssh*le ingrate of a vicious nowhere c*nt can this trash come. They treat me like an *ssh*le, they are an *ssh*le.

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Lupe Fiasco: The Show Goes On Lyrics<br />Send "The Show Goes On" Ringtone to your Cell<br /><br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br /><br />[Lupe Fiasco Verse 1]<br />Have you ever had the feeling that you was being had<br />Don’t that sh-t make you mad<br />They treat you like a slave, with chains all on your soul,<br />And put whips up on your back,<br />They be lying through they teeth<br />Hope you slip up off your path<br />I don’t switch up I just laugh<br />Put my kicks up on they desk<br />Unaffected by they threats than get busy on they ass<br />See that’s how that Chi-Town made me<br />That’s how my daddy raised me<br />That glittering may not be gold, don’t let no body play me<br />If you are my homeboy, you never have to pay me<br />Go on and put your hands up, when times are hard you stand up<br />L-U-P the man, cause a brand that the fans trust<br />So even if they ban us they’ll never slow my plans up!<br /><br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br /><br />[Lupe Fiasco Verse 2]<br />One in the air for the people that ain’t here<br />Two in the air for the father that’s there<br />Three in the air for the kids in the ghetto<br />Four for the k

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ds who don’t wanna be there<br />Lupe Fiasco The Show Goes On lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/lupe-fiasco-the-show-goes-on-lyrics.html<br /><br />None for the n-ggas trying to hold them back<br />Five in the air for the teacher not scared to tell those kids thats living in the ghetto that the n-ggas holdin back that the World is theirs!<br />Yeah yeah, the World is yours, I was once that little boy<br />Terrified of the World<br />Now I’m on a World tour<br />I will give up everything, even start a world war<br />For these ghettos girls and boys im rapping round’ the World for!<br />Africa to New York, Haiti then I detour, Oakland out to Auckland<br />Gaza Strip to Detroit, say hip-hop only destroy<br />Tell em’ look at me, boy!<br />I hope your son don’t have a gun and that would be a D-boy<br /><br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up<br />Just remember when you come up<br />The show goes on!<br /><br />[Lupe Fiasco Verse 3]<br />So no matter what you been through<br />No matter what you into<br />No matter what you see when you look outside your window<br />Brown grass or green grass<br />Picket fence or barbed wire<br />Never ever put them down<br />You just lift your arms higher<br />Raise em till’ your arms tired<br />Let em’ know you’re their<br />That you struggling and survivin’ that you gonna persevere<br />Yeah, ain’t no body leavin, no body goin’ home<br />Even if they turn the lights out the show is goin’ on!<br /><br />Alright, already the show goes on<br />Alright, till the morning we dream so long<br />Anybody ever wonder, when they would see

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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HELLO HELLO, You're the Man Now Dog. This is ptkfgsmaster2maryo... I'm not gonna promise you stuff I can't give you, but... if elected to be a MOD, I will... get rid of TwistedBarney, and... [incoherent], and also... I will.. dispose of anybody with alternate accounts.. in mofdyuo. THANK YOU and goodnight doodoodoo THIS MESSAGE...HAS BEEN APPROVED... by the council for Derek Curt.............tis aka ptkfgsmaster2maryo for supermod...corporation...and is 100% authentic

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Come on its obvious to anybody who is unbiased that Republicans have a hard time with race. What the hell was Michael Steele? Steele was chosen because he was black. LOL, Republicans make a good show out of criticizing others for what they do best. Government spending and waste nobody did it better than W. Jr and Reagan. <br />I'm not going to defend the incumbent retards that are in the black caucus either. I would just like to say that it’s time for the party of Eisenhower to come back to Earth.

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oh yea and on my capatlist point, a capatilist is someone who, like to capatilize letters? someone who goes out and makes a legitimate dollar. the riaa mpaa are like extensions of the federal reserve to make sure that all the money goes to them. so hence, not making money legitametaly. hence no capatlist. with the internet, the music artists, said long time ago, have all the free advertising they want. all they have to do is pay for their website. makes the riaa null and void. it shuts down news, owned by, eVERYFUCKING THING IS OWNED BY THE FEDERAL RESERVE. THIS IS FREE SPEECH. thats why they censor. riaa null and void, fucking federal reserve dollars become nulla nd void on the internet. its the last place for freedom any godamn wehere and i dont see fake tetrists anywhere doing shit. and when nobdoy knows who anybody is on the internet, then nobody is going to tell anyone shit. want your privacy invaded? do it yourselves. why they want to spy on you more and more. piracy is not a reason. artists, if they want to cry about it, can FUCKOFF, do your own advertising, hire your own cd pressers, painting artists, writers, for your cds, you want to put out it stores. hire filmers to make yoru fuckign stupid fucking commercials. pay for your websites. talk about them in your commercials. there, pircay debunked in 5 minutes. go FUCK YOURSELVES EVERYBOD.

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ytmnd.com/chat is safe for work because you're not really chatting with anybody.

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On his approaching them soon afterwards, though without seeming to have any intention of speaking, Miss Lucas defied her friend to mention such a subject to him; which immediately provoking Elizabeth to do it, she turned to him and said --<br /><br /> "Did not you think, Mr. Darcy, that I expressed myself uncommonly well just now, when I was teazing Colonel Forster to give us a ball at Meryton?"<br /><br /> "With great energy; but it is a subject which always makes a lady energetic."<br /><br /> "You are severe on us."<br /><br /> "It will be her turn soon to be teazed," said Miss Lucas. "I am going to open the instrument, Eliza, and you know what follows."<br /><br /> "You are a very strange creature by way of a friend! -- always wanting me to play and sing before anybody and everybody! If my vanity had taken a musical turn, you would have been invaluable; but as it is, I would really rather not sit down before those who must be in the habit of hearing the very best performers." On Miss Lucas's persevering, however, she added, "Very well; if it must be so, it must." And gravely glancing at Mr. Darcy, "There is a fine old saying, which everybody here is of course familiar with -- 'Keep your breath to cool your porridge' -- and I shall keep mine to swell my song."<br /><br /> Her performance was pleasing, though by no means capital. After a song or two, and before she could reply to the entreaties of several that she would sing again, she was eagerly succeeded at the instrument by her sister Mary, who having, in consequence of being the only plain one in the family, worked hard for knowledge and accomplishments, was always impatient for display.

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"But I would really advise you to make your purchase in that neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of model. There is not a finer county in England than Derbyshire."<br /><br /> "With all my heart; I will buy Pemberley itself if Darcy will sell it."<br /><br /> "I am talking of possibilities, Charles."<br /><br /> "Upon my word, Caroline, I should think it more possible to get Pemberley by purchase than by imitation."<br /><br /> Elizabeth was so much caught by what passed as to leave her very little attention for her book; and soon laying it wholly aside, she drew near the card-table, and stationed herself between Mr. Bingley and his eldest sister, to observe the game.<br /><br /> "Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring?" said Miss Bingley; "will she be as tall as I am?"<br /><br /> "I think she will. She is now about Miss Elizabeth Bennet's height, or rather taller."<br /><br /> "How I long to see her again! I never met with anybody who delighted me so much. Such a countenance, such manners! and so extremely accomplished for her age! Her performance on the pianoforte is exquisite."<br /><br /> "It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "how young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all are."<br /><br /> "All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles, what do you mean?"<br /><br /> "Yes, all of them, I think. They all paint tables, cover screens, and net purses. I scarcely know any one who cannot do all this, and I am sure I never heard a young lady spoken of for the first time, without being informed that she was very accomplished."

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Well, for starters, you can rest your sweet little head knowing that I don't care in the least what you believe or don't; it doesn't change my reality in anyway.<br /> <br />But for the fun of the flame:<br /> <br />#1. I don't have a resume, I have a CV.<br /> <br />#2. If you recognize any of those names/references (in all honesty and without Googling) then you'll know that anybody who bothered cite them probably deals with them regularly, as they aren't exactly popular or important outside of the little bubble of academia in which I spend most of my time. Said another way, if I were lying, that'd be a boring fucking lie.<br /> <br />#3. Mostly, though, within my professional world, there's not that much "impressive" about all of what I stated above. It's just standard academia/art fare. In fact, among my peers, I'm rarely the smartest brain in the room. And I don't need to be. I'm successful, creative, and smart enough to hold my own. But the pedigree at the top of the research institution food chain, whether you study hard sciences, humanities, or the arts, is a laundry list of accomplishments, awards, publishing, screenings, speaking engagements, and the like. My CV, as mentioned before, is 15 pages long in 10pt font. But it's also just typical for someone of my experience in my field. One important lesson I've learned in my years of cultural production is that, past a certain level, there's no more bragging, name dropping, or pretense because everyone around you is "somebody." <br /> <br />You went to art school so this'll mean something to you, even though most of the world could give a shit: two curators of the current Whitney Biennial are friends; dozens of the artists are friends, classmates, colleagues and/or collaborators of mine. But the art world is small so there's nothing "impressive" about that because, eventually, if you don't suck or get swallowed up by life, everyone reaches that level to some extent. No biggie.

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That's the meanest thing anybody has said about that guy yet. Well, except for when he posted video of himself shaking his man-boobs into a webcam for the whole internet to laugh at. So, yeah, it's a toss up. That video, that he posted humiliating himself, or arguing that he "rules" the shithouse of the dead. Either way, if he had any dignity, he'd blow his brains out, fearing what actual humans would think if they ever put it together that he was that big of a fucking self-proclaimed loser on the internet. But then, I suspect there's not a single human in his life who isn't absolutely aware of what they are dealing with every time they see him in real life.

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Ok you guys keep trying to get rid of me, then make ytmnd a big fat advertising place. fuck the users. fuck everyone. just advertise. its all anybody wants anyway. you cant even have a normal everyday conversation with you idiots ..<br /><br />for example. im pretty sure there wasnt any in the context of this ytmnd, advertising here before the internet was, for it.. to be coming around walking around to them. <br /><br />your ytmnd isnt good. this sesame street was originally probbaly about either advertisers coming around the door to door salesperson, that he was trying to get rid of. <br /><br />so you took the point of the thing you stole and flipped it to make it like anybody gives a fuck about ytmnd and something that HAS NOT BEEN MENTIONED.

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... whoa, settle down Beavis.<br /><br />The only thing I said is that there are some people archiving site assets, while others (such as you) are doing the Youtube thing. Planet is plenty big enough for both formats, no reason to turn this into some strange war.<br /><br />No one is "not showing respect" to the "ex-youtube users," some just prefer one format while others like the more original YTMND style.<br /><br />I can't help you with Youtube problems, you want to battle copywrite claims on a MULTI-BILLION dollar company? Go for it, hire yourself boatloads of lawyers and go after Google/Alphabet then. I'm sorry you got hit with copywrite problems, but don't take it out on people here.<br /><br />I'm not here to fight anybody, especially you or anyone else. (I'm assuming it's you) obviously got angered by something and proceeded to mass downvote my comments. I've never directed any hostile comment at your or anyone else on here for that matter and I am just browsing the website like I always have, back in 2007.<br /><br />Just take a breath and settle down, we're all YTMNDers here. There's too far few of us left to be attacking each other.

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yeah, you tell him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />besides, if you ask me, anybody who insults anybody named "Suzanne", are the type of people who deserve to have rusty nails shoved into their ears, besides, the nickname "Susie Q" should be slang for one's ability to listen, if one doesn't listen to the experts on a subject, then their hearing really is infected!<br /><br />I know somebody who had tinnitus who is a supporter of the Suzanne movement, and whoever has it doesn't deserve that disease, and I keep that user anonymous in this comment.<br /><br />besides, we need to show RESPECT to the KEY PLAYERS in computer audio technology:<br /><br />Suzanne Vega, singer/songwriter, nicknamed "mother of the MP3", her song Tom's Diner was used as a TESTBED to develop the MP3 file format<br /><br />Karlheinz Brandernburg, the "father of the MP3" whom used a sample of the above mentioned singer/songwriter when developing the MP3 codec.<br /><br />Ray Dolby, founder of Dolby Labs, he had a son named "Tom", but it's not the same artist who blinded us with science.<br /><br />Thomas Edison, credited inventor of the phonograph, which some call a "lazy Susan"<br /><br />how I feel about this, I think anybody who insults any of these key players is begging to lose their hearing. If we develop audio electronics, we are developing those electronics to ENDORSE the audio nerve of the human body.<br /><br />and now, there's another observation I made, I also wonder if the release of Leonard Cohen's song titled "Suzanne" is what lead to the drop of popularity of that name for newborns, I don't know too many women born after 1968 with the name Suzanne, or it's similar name Susan, or nickname Susie.<br /><br />http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=suzanne&sw=f&<br />amp;exact=true<br /><br />you think it's just a coincidence?