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Diversity hire remake of Human Centipede

lol are you serious? I'm not a larping death cultist i'm just happy when pedophiles like Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell go to jail. How come Ghislaine Maxwell never had a problem in her life until President Trump won 2016? Ghislaine attended Chelsea Clinton's wedding, and Hillary Clinton hired Ghislaine's nephew to work at the State Department during her tenure as Secretary as State. <br /><br />You will eventually realize that Q is the truth. Sooner or later.

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yo know what? if max would hire a couple people to constantly take down these dumb fucks it would work. the only thing they want is attention and if you cut it off from them for a while theyll quit.

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... whoa, settle down Beavis.<br /><br />The only thing I said is that there are some people archiving site assets, while others (such as you) are doing the Youtube thing. Planet is plenty big enough for both formats, no reason to turn this into some strange war.<br /><br />No one is "not showing respect" to the "ex-youtube users," some just prefer one format while others like the more original YTMND style.<br /><br />I can't help you with Youtube problems, you want to battle copywrite claims on a MULTI-BILLION dollar company? Go for it, hire yourself boatloads of lawyers and go after Google/Alphabet then. I'm sorry you got hit with copywrite problems, but don't take it out on people here.<br /><br />I'm not here to fight anybody, especially you or anyone else. (I'm assuming it's you) obviously got angered by something and proceeded to mass downvote my comments. I've never directed any hostile comment at your or anyone else on here for that matter and I am just browsing the website like I always have, back in 2007.<br /><br />Just take a breath and settle down, we're all YTMNDers here. There's too far few of us left to be attacking each other.

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OR GET YOUR OWN FREE BIB BUBBA HIRED BY THE GUBMINT TO FUCK YOU UP YOU8R ASS AFTER BILLTERTLEY CLINTON GETS BACK IN AGAIN FOR A 9TH AND 10TH AND 11TH AND 12TH YEAR

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You drive a hard bargain -- but okay, you convinced me. They're all hired. I have high hopes for Dustin and Donatello, but we'll mainly keep Gerard around in case a shooting breaks out. He looks like a good human meat shield. I too will trust him with my life, but I'm gonna push this to literal extremes. If Gerard survives the first week I'm gonna be disappointed. Also, the first week will be more of a training/hazing ritual, and I'm gonna be screaming and smacking sodas out of hands left and right.

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Oh no, people will have to hire Americans now, what a horrible change.

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Aannnd SCENE! OK, nice job everyone! I'm really happy with how you all stuck to the script but still managed to play this whole thing in totally natural, reasonable, logical voices, despite the Becket and Hieronymus Bosch levels of social conflagration of any hope for a return to human dignity or integrity! Nice job, especially, is it "madDoge"?, for yr part as the Talking Retarded Rutabaga! You did it with such command and acumen! You totally made it your own, dude! Yeah, yr going places, man! Just like, maybe, and this is just some friendly advice from a guy who's been in the biz for, heh, well, let's just say I've been around the block a few times--a few THOUSAND times, if you know what I mean! haha haaa. But really, if I was you, I'd hire a voice coach so ya don't sound like such a 1970s Italian experimental animation voice-over character actor with a headcold an' a hamster living in yr sinuses. Yeah, I hate to be harsh, hate to say it and be so rough and direct after workin' with a guy with decent chops, but really man, if you wanna make it in this biz--NO offense, I really mean it, you know, as positive feedback, maybe even help you get yr next gig--but can't you do SOMETHING about that face? Not to press the issue and crush yr whole day but you look like someone fucked an overripe Sicilian cantaloupe on the bottom shelf of a hooker's wig factory. Seriously dude, plastic surgery, maybe? If you don't got the cash, what some guys do is head out to the freeway and wait 'til a nice sports car comes racing up the road. Just pull out in front of him and stop. Rear-end "swoop and squat" they call it. Then, get the guy's insurance to pay for yr fucked up face. You gotta have someone prep you first, though. Maybe smack you in the puss with a 2x4 a few times to make all that ugly look like fresh damage, then do the car thing. But good luck guy! If you fix that voice and yr ugly mug, I think ya got a shot out here. OK y'all, bye! I'm Audi5000!

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I have some helpful suggestions: delete your account and hire a speech therapist, you special ed drop out.

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Unless you live in the ghetto (which are more state run than most other sections of the country), your chances of dealing with violent crime are slim.<br /><br />"I'm white and unfortunately that has a lot to do with it but obviously I'm middle-aged and I've never had a negative experience with the law."<br /><br />Things would probably be different if you were black and young.<br /><br />"You see the hypocrisy of this jackass as he calls for private security - so police protection ONLY for the rich, as poor obviously can't hire mercenaries"<br /><br />The poor get the worst treatment from the police. Especially if they are young. A large percentage of black males are currently in prison. Thanks, police.<br /><br />"You see the hypocrisy of this jackass as he calls for private security" - right, because the poor are better off being thrown in prison in large numbers for smoking a little weed.<br /><br />If you knew anything about black culture, you would have heard a 20 year old by black people with the lines "fuck the police".

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I told you this via PM but it's entirely true: I figured out who Forney's family is in Syracuse. I know the city well, It's a small city and it was easy to track him (and them) down. His father repairs snowmobiles for a living and runs outdoor "orienteering" classes in a shitty-ass public park on a shitty side of town. His grandfather was tree trimmer, "chainsaw for hire" guy from a small town south of the Finger Lakes, until he died in a car accident a few years ago. His grandmother still uses the family business name to run a shitty little catering company. He's white trash, in the truest sense. He completely fabricated his fantasy self and is delusionally trying pass it off as some sort of reality. He's fat, he's not at all good looking, and he's a loser who "made his money" in online marketing scams. And yet, because the internet is full of stupid people, he's able to troll the lefties into caring enough to be angry at him and he's trolled the rightists into thinking he's one of them. All the while, he's the throw away kind of guy who gets about 2 minutes of notoriety by stirring pots, then forgotten forever. <br /> <br />This is your New American Conservatism. Just like the Old American Conservatism, only not as smart, not as moneyed, and not as well bred.

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Cops. Hired goons to protect us from freelance goons.<br /><br />I've had a range of experience.<br /><br />• Mistaken identity (wrong place, wrong time, detained, but was exonerated).<br /><br />• Stopped and searched needlessly a few times (IDK why, I'm white, handsome and clean-cut).<br /><br />• Caught me doing something wrong once (16 years old and homeless, I was taking change out of my ex GF's unlocked car for food. This was the first and last bad thing I ever did).<br /><br />They recovered my stolen car after prison escapees stole it and robbed a bank (my car broke down on them during the getaway - lol!).<br /><br />It's a shitty world out there, and somebody needs to take on the baddies. But people who enjoy taking on baddies have their own issues, and they aren't your friend unless it benefits them.

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"What's gonna stop me from doing that?"<br /><br />My bullet between your eyes. Or private security hired by a community.<br /><br />"See, you scumbags - you morally bankrupt scumbags - act as if that state protection is sacrosanct yet anything else is an assault on freedom."<br /><br />your own hero Chomsky who you don't seem to have read too much of wants the state to disappear as well.

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I don't think the guardians are currently accepting resumes, but your a-holeishness has been noted in case the do start hiring.

I am sure Max is totally interested in your bragging and is sure to hire you as a site coder

I am sure Max is totally interested in your ramblings and is sure to hire you as a content writer

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That's what you get when you hire russian contractors to build a big spaceship.

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only supernatural would hire robert picardo of johnny cab fame to play a fairy king

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I WAS JOVST ON TMZ AND THEY SAY THEY'RE HIRING FOR TMZ SPORTS!<br /><br /><br />SPORTS! Umfuld, SPORTS! you know you love 'em! Apply Today!

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I WAS JOVST ON TMZ AND THEY SAY THEY'RE HIRING FOR TMZ SPORTS!<br /><br /><br />SPORTS! Umfuld, SPORTS! you know you love 'em! Apply Today!

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photocopies of a diploma are not acceptable without an official transcript mailed directly from the records office.<br /><br />this is burger king, son, we don't hire just anybody here.

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(nsfw) moon man feeds unfair hiring practices into a woodchipper

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better hire a detective!!!

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theres this young black lady (prolly in her 30s) who treats me like total shit. this wasn't her first time. She's one of the managers at my apartment complex. i went in there to ask how much to write a check out and then some black young adult aged lady walks inside. she sees her first even though i was there before she was and they took forever. then she lets me come in and all the sudden her sista calls her and she wasts another 5 min talking to her. i get up, walk around to blow off some steam when she says "sorry bout that" and i come in and then the SAME SHIT happens. I then make sure there's nobody in the building, and then ask her why does she treat me so cruel? i talked to others about this more in depth, including my parents, who demandingly suggested I set up a meeting with her and her hire upper. after that, she tried pulling the race card Iwhich i could of played a wild race card like in UNO and she ended up sucking it up and being mature. it's a shame that being mature means "acting White"

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I started doing freelance web development in my spare time a few years ago. This year business has finally taken off; I've actually tripled my number of clients over the last few months. Now I'm quitting my day job to go full time with it, even hiring an employee. How awesome is that? Oh enjoy promoting your Internet talk site.

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title is accurate. 07 was really the twilight of good ytmnd. 'tis a shame.<br /><br />max should do some room cleaning and hire some actual ENFORCERS to keep the peace. <br /><br />or charge people to get accounts ala SA.

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ENABLING MODS HERE IS LIKE HIRING SECURITY TO PROTECT A RUN DOWN FACTORY THAT HASN'T BEEN RELEVANT IN ABOUT 6-5 YEARS.

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[b]Moon Crew Members' Chatroom Hangout[/b]<br />[i]http://roblog.chatango.com/[/i]<br /><br />Known conversation topics include<br />- their real names<br />- their alt accounts<br />[i]and most importantly[/i]<br />- their recent plan to hire a hacker from an .onion site to hack max's YTMND account<br /><br />[b]http://i.imgur.com/Ywyzh.png[/b]<br /><br />You can click "Previous 35" in the top left corner of the chat to read all of their shitty conversations and get a nice amount of information they don't want anyone else to know about.<br /><br />[b]MAX, FIX YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE. BAN THE MOON CREW ALREADY.[/b]

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Max hired you people to try and get a couple websites made, not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City FAGGOTS!

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oh yea and on my capatlist point, a capatilist is someone who, like to capatilize letters? someone who goes out and makes a legitimate dollar. the riaa mpaa are like extensions of the federal reserve to make sure that all the money goes to them. so hence, not making money legitametaly. hence no capatlist. with the internet, the music artists, said long time ago, have all the free advertising they want. all they have to do is pay for their website. makes the riaa null and void. it shuts down news, owned by, eVERYFUCKING THING IS OWNED BY THE FEDERAL RESERVE. THIS IS FREE SPEECH. thats why they censor. riaa null and void, fucking federal reserve dollars become nulla nd void on the internet. its the last place for freedom any godamn wehere and i dont see fake tetrists anywhere doing shit. and when nobdoy knows who anybody is on the internet, then nobody is going to tell anyone shit. want your privacy invaded? do it yourselves. why they want to spy on you more and more. piracy is not a reason. artists, if they want to cry about it, can FUCKOFF, do your own advertising, hire your own cd pressers, painting artists, writers, for your cds, you want to put out it stores. hire filmers to make yoru fuckign stupid fucking commercials. pay for your websites. talk about them in your commercials. there, pircay debunked in 5 minutes. go FUCK YOURSELVES EVERYBOD.