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| ?THE ULTIMATE LIGHTSABER DUEL | zomglolwtfzorlosthis | (3.56) | 2,035 | 2007-03-17 |
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Dude why are you lying, what the fuck. While its true that you have no idea what The Last Startfighter is yet because you havenot looked up a Wikipedia page about it (due to curioisity about THIS VERY MIDI).....uhm do they even have wikipedia yet in your Time? Lol or like a wikipedia that would have an article about something like that, at least....uhm. anyway What you DID lie about is the. how you discovered this uhm midi. Whaat aree you talkkig about, searched for "shitty midi", WTf? aree you stupid? Thats thets one of teh stupidest shit things i ever heard, except maybe a lot of the other stuff you might have said i forgot about over teh years. Anyway, you found this Midi file in like a library of a bunch midis you downloaded, i think off of the game mamker website or arelated website? the midi library aalso inclodude, sonci the hedgehog soundtracks from 1-3 & knuckles for genesis, amongst other things ....right?
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| ?Danny PHAGGOT | DarthWang | (4.95) | 1,221 | 2025-06-18 |
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From a 60’s song to something for the Nickelodeon crowd… i never know where the fad roulette wheel in your brain is going to stop next. Also i thought this domain would’ve been taken a long time ago. Unrelatedly i’d like to nick that “AegisReflector” clip from your last site to make Deaf Leppard do “Rock of Aegis, still a-BALLIN”
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| ?WTF is a "Classic YTMND" ?!! | Skanda | (3.00) | 305 | 2025-02-07 |
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Well, this certainly got me to think when I saw it. Strap in, I guess I've got a word salad for you. Not trying to be mean with this one, but I'd like to offer my thoughts on your plight.<br /><br />By definition, I would say all your sites are classic YTMNDs. Picture, sound, text, and a singular focus. They don't use any of the classic fads / memes but honestly, they don't need to. For most of my own YTMNDs, I try to aim for some funny or unique concept, or a direct pop culture quote or scene. Not every site I've uploaded has been well-received either.<br /><br />If I had to guess about the downvotes? My best guess for others, as well as my personal feelings, are about overexposure. I'm again not trying to be mean, but I feel a lot of your YTMNDs are very samey. Usually they're about various female characters in media, or various e-girls, or they're political in nature. But it feels like you've got a "shotgun" approach, throwing a bunch of these very similar sites out at once constantly to see what sticks. <br /><br />I can't speak for everyone else here, but I can at least explain my own displeasure. It sadly doesn't help that people don't seem to offer any real feedback. It's something that irks me about comments across the internet in general. To be fair, a lot of my "constructive criticism" on YTMND is mostly snark and slurs that I qualify for myself.<br /><br />I know I've gotten annoyed by this approach plenty of times. I don't want to make a big deal about it. I'm kind of a zealot and get assmad over the stupidest things. I would like to try and be fair, and give higher ratings on sites of yours that I do like. And even for everyone else's YTMNDs? Hey, they can't all be winners. OfficialUnofficial is also guilty of having samey content.<br /><br />I can't really help you here, but I can at least express my own feelings. I'm sorry for being a jerk, and want to be more fair and supporting for your stuff here.
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| ?(nsfw) Kirk is displeased with Santabot's retur... | Nickelodeon | (3.40) | 155 | 2025-01-23 |
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The funny thing is a few minutes ago I literally was going to leave/lay low and give Nickelodeon his space because I'm not really interested in this site myself and I was thinking along the aligns of "I don't want to harm Nickelodeon's mental health and I don't care if max deletes my account", but then I see a rude ass site on the front page that triggered me. so i instantly commented "if i go you go with me" to provoke lurg with something that has happened before.<br /><br />Anyhow ytmnd is a public website not your own backward, you can't control it the way you want to Nickelodeon. I learned that lesson in 2018 with the offline site maker liberating me. All the drama I had with Nickelodeon and max was over six fucking years ago, I don't care anymore. Six years ago I hated Nickelodeon, now I don't give a fuck about this person. I don't view them positive or negative, just neutral.<br /><br />so yeah... I'm going to do the mature thing and leave. If it were 2018 I would have lashed out at Nickelodeon with alts, but since I'm older I don't see the point of those things. So .. Good bye and remember the offline site maker is superior. Enjoy YTMND.com all for yourself Nickelodeon and try not to make provocative sites/remarks at others as it might backfire with someone else. <br /><br />goodbye
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| Amazing Grace | max | 0 | 2014-04-01 | |
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Kids, there's nothing more cool than having a website you like. But if someone tries to use it in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! It's your website. No one has the right to use it if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say: "It’s kind of crazy how much time I spent on something that I sometimes didn’t understand and sometimes hated. People would upload child porn and make death threats and people uploaded other people’s addresses. I think the people who are still using it regularly are like people with mental problems." Then, you get out of there! Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like Gizmodo.
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| ?Riker reacts to Max's recent mass account d... | DarthWang | (4.29) | 3,939 | 2017-04-21 |
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Also, have you seen their stupid wiki? Look at this, for example. http://ytmnd.wikia.com/wiki/Conflationism They make the claim that "suspected to be Locke5 as per his ban from the Intrepid YTMND Alliance coinciding, because his ban was nearly coincident to this event it would shock some (who prefer to remain anonymous on this article) into thinking that Locke5 downvoted DarthWang in retaliation to his ban from the IYA." Whatever that all means......I never formally "joined" the IYA unless making an account in your message board was joining it....and if I did....when was I ever "banned" from the IYA? Did you ban me from it? Or is "Suzanne Supremo" just making up shit like always? They have made up garbage about me and many other people on that garbage wiki. They make up stupid shit like the "Krooked Kopyfraud Krew"and claim I and other are in it. Maybe I should just make up stupid named for them. Like the "Annoying Assholes that nobody loves IRL Alliance" or something, since they do that shit to me. The one thing I did actually do (sort of) that they have accused me of doing was deleting shit on their wiki because they were using it to attack me. I did that once. It took like 10 minutes. Not repeatedly like they have claimed. It was justified. If I cared enough to put in the effort, I would do it again. Also, by they, I mean SusanTrepid and alts, ReiHino and alts, and probably SantabotAI if he is still around with alts anymore, I am not even sure. BTW, I don't think Lurg has anything to do with any of that. But, like I have said, whatever, none of this shit really matters, I don't need to really retaliate to their foolishness, knowing I have a life and I am not them is good enough for me. It's just annoying to me if you are fine with asshole YTMND-ruining alt trools as long as they suck up to you.
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| ?hahahaha look its wow :D | zomglolwtfzor | (4.00) | 1,213 | 2017-02-10 |
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I thought about making this because part of 2017 and other years like this is to try to go and remember the classics :D like back in older times or maybe even make a sequel; so if Zomglolwtfzor made a site maybe it would be lik1 of the classics :D or something, mostly for the fans and the community because I wil always support my fans and members of the community and ppl like that!!; So we have put together a team to come out with a new site like the old ones he used to do u might remember from ur memories, but with a Modern twist (see if u can spot it and u can prove u are a real fan onf this site) so mostly I thougth this was really cool and good to appreciate what weve done so far and become fans and u can join my fans and were all about respecing 1 another as gamers and my fellow friends no one here is mean to eachother so its safe to join us and be friends with us or even a fan and I will always support ppl who are my fans I think so u have to look at the site and like it because I said it again that ill support my fans so u have to look at me site and it is really good to be a part of something like my fan base so u have to try it out at least I hope u try it out or some thing like that and maybe u can become a fan of what I have done when uploading this site and I U KNOW WE ARE EVEN LOOKING FOR >NEW< FANS SO DONT FEEL LEFT OUT IF U HAVENT SEEN ANY OF MY SITES BEFORE WE ARE ALWASY WELCOMING AND HELP FUL TOWARDS NEW PEOPLE BUT FIRST U HAVE TO LOOK AT THE SITE TO SHOW EVERY 1 HOW MUCH OF A FAN U ARE AND WE WONT JUDGE U BUT U HAVE TO BE COME A FAN SO AT LEAST TRY IT OUT I HOPE
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| ?YTMND Archive Suggestions | Omicron2 | (4.00) | 2,962 | 2016-10-03 |
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Ah, nevermind.<br /><br />Obviously someone(s) doesn't/don't want me here, and it's clear the only point of this place is for spamming "elephant feces" on the front page with no creative effort.<br /><br />I'll leave this place and try to remember it how it was back in 2007, not how it is now. Those days have [i]long[/i] past.<br /><br />To be honest, I'm amazed that [user max:profile] has still kept this place up. I would have likely killed it off years ago, or at least disabled site and user creation. Props to him for doing something I wouldn't.<br /><br />And I'll say it again one more time: [user max:profile], if you see this, please at least consider open sourcing this place so it can live on in happier times. Times where smaller groups of people who actually care about their content can post on it, and its code can extended for all eternity.<br /><br />You keep the domain and the trade mark, we can experience and keep a website we once held to such high regards as the best place on the internet.<br /><br />I've got the sites I care about backed up, and I see no value in staying or attempting to influence/contribute to content on here in a land of alts and feces.<br /><br />Thanks everyone, and [user max:profile].
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| ?Become Rich Today! | mysterious-user | (3.94) | 1,531 | 2016-11-12 |
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I think it was about a year ago, in 2015, that I tried Super Mario 64 again. This time, I wanted to be a supreme master at the game. I wanted to read the novel text to text. I wanted to remeber every single line and piece of information the game had to offer. In doing so, the journey ended up becoming two speedrun sessions to 70 stars and beating bowser. The first time it took me about 2 and a half hours. I started at 5PM, and ended at 7:43PM. The next day or so, I tried another speedrun, and got 2 hours. It was at 6PM, ended at 8:06PM. My average therfor is about 2 hours. Wow. With enough mastery, the game can be accomplished in two hours. Two hours! If the game file had a time, the time commited as a child till teenager would of been something like 50+ hours.<br /><br />I have now mastered Super Mario 64 and know the maze. The treasure hunt for stars is fun. There has been no other game like it. Super Mario Sunshine tried to emulated it. It was more advance are based around grahpics. Too hard. Super Mario 64 was the first of it's kind. Low-tech. An embrassing windows 95 game. Something caught in the 90's zeitgist.
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| ?Become Rich Today! | mysterious-user | (3.94) | 1,531 | 2016-11-12 |
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Super Mario 64 is a strange game. I remeber the game when I was young. I think it was back in Christmas of 1996 or 7. Unlce Mike bought us a Nintendo 64. The game that came with it was Super Mario 64. I remember the day, Mom told Dad to install the N64 into the giant brown TV. It was in the basement. I was just staring at Dad as he played with the wires . The N64 was on. It was a matter of finding the right TV channel. Luckily, he pressed video, and the game was on the menu select screen. Obviously, Kevin must of press the start button the controller, passing the intro screen. I just remeber the TV screen pass to the side, and things were all around the place. All his chaos just to install an easy video game system. Mom probley told him to do it. We patch his pain. This probaley was after Christmas, somewhere in Janauary.<br /><br />I don't have much memory Super Mario 64 after that moment. Just Don playing the game anyway. The next mememory would be in 1st grade. Maybe 1998. I was getting off the bus. I think Kevin was there, not sure. Colin and some other kid was there too. I was a cartoon characther back then. I really thought I was something like an animated comedian. I said "I have some good news and some bad news. Good news is, I know where the 7th star in Bomb-omb battlefield is. Bad news, It's guarded by a big black Chain Comp!" This would sound funny to 7 year old kid. I remember having a similar joke. "What do you call dinosaurs ontop of someone's head? Dino-head!" The pun was logical, not funny.
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i dont want to see your sites so ill write whatever the fuck i want to on them alright? they suck and there there they suck they shouldnt be there. but fuck any debaitng go spam with your lurg destroy anythwere on the intenret LIKE FUCKING MAX GIVES A SHIT crew worthless faggot scums, being moron jews crying over everythign the only thing your doing is spamming a top of a site that max left here like an idiot. does not excuse your abuse spam and you you little godamn fuckign piece of shit. curly headed faggot. SHUT THE FUCK UP when i write stupid shit on your shitty sites. do whatever i godamn want to and entertain more people than you ever would oh wait i need max to spam this to the top of the SITE. the point of the site is of course the votes. and you abuse that and of course its not the point but its stupid. stupid as it is, that and it's stupid. making sure little crybaby doesnt cry about something else that never happened, again. lurg here.
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| ?FOX NEWS LINGO | Imakeafunny | (4.19) | 6,176 | 2015-02-23 |
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look everyone knows Fox News isn't even a reliable news source and they're all goofballs. We all know they do dumb shit. <br />so i guess my suggestion maybe would be to fovnd something they say on Fox News that's extra awkward, retarded/autistic than usual<br />here, i'll +1 my voat because i after reading teh description i thought, "heh" as in RodHEH
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| ?DEMOCRACY INCOMING | BILLYFURY | (4.62) | 6,415 | 2015-01-02 |
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There are dozens of ways to do this kind of thing, depending on your training, skills, patience, and a bunch of other variables. The first way is to just do it the old fashioned way. Pretend it's 1986 and get yrself to coding some basic animation just like yr dad would have when he was making Leisure Suit Larry. Oregon Trail was originally built with HP Time-Shared BASIC, fer christ's sake.<br /><br />Another angle is to do it in AfterEffects. Most of the AE tutorials on YouTube are made by idiots for asses and don't really explain start to finish what you really need to know to make something this complex but, unless you think in code, AE would be the easiest way to turn whatever material you have into 16- or 8-bit sprites so you can build the animation up from there. (this crappy tutorial at least gives you a sense of where to begin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDe5SfHfGs)<br /><br />Then there's the way-beyond-my-coding-abilities method, where you use some new language or another to stylize or "de-bit" or down sample or pixelate contemporary footage, making it look like some 1987 CD-ROM game intro or cut screen. This is a terrible cover by a terrible band of an even more terrible song but check out what the poor sap of a code monkey spent every waking moment of his life for like two weeks coding to sections of this video footage into thousands upon thousands of "8-bit" cubes, just for a shitty music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk
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| ?YTMND suggested improvements | madDogSoldier | (3.84) | 6,150 | 2014-04-29 |
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"Sorry you're too stupid to understand son but what he's saying is the government should not interfere with the sale of tobacco. Or DDT in colorful cups marketed to children."<br /><br />Not exactly. With tobacco, most of us try not to interfere with the lives of others. That is unless they make others unhealthy.<br /><br />Also, if I had a kid, I would not in any way approve of my child consuming or touching DDT. For the same reason that I would not approve of him or her consuming arsenic. Any company which would sneak such contents in their products are not defended by people like us.<br /><br />But we do defend smokers because smokers are usually old enough and have heard from enough people about the dangers of smoking when they buy them. I also have a girlfriend who smokes. I am trying to help her quit. As someone who likes to be in shape, I have no interest in touching tobacco.<br /><br />Finally, I distinguish second hand smoke from smoking all by yourself or smoking among other smokers in a lounge.<br /><br />But you know what I find ironic of those on the left? How passionate they are to legalize marijuana, but they go on these extreme moral crusades to punish tobacco users. As if mary jane did not destroy your lungs faster than tobaccy.<br /><br />"Any attempt to stop that is state interference and is unacceptable. Unless by "state" you mean individual U.S. States."<br /><br />I don't believe in the existence of those either, actually.<br /><br />"The Fed's tendency to protect blacks from racist state governments has nothing to do with that, probably."<br /><br />I look at it as one mafia gang stopping another mafia gang from doing something evil, but for cynical reasons : vote harvesting. Politicians typically don't care. They only pretend to care when there are votes to grab.
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| ?YTMND suggested improvements | madDogSoldier | (3.84) | 6,150 | 2014-04-29 |
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It's true. Umfuld really doesn't like me. <br /><br />...which is testimony to precisely what a delusional fucktarded tool you are, madDoge. A guy who really doesn't like me, who, for valid reasons, thinks I don't add anything to this website because all I do is fuck around and troll retards (claim against which I would not argue) had to put you in your place to remind you that, despite the fact that I no longer add anything here but trolling bullshit, comment stalking, and obnoxious downvoting, I'm [b]STILL BETTER RESPECTED HERE THAN YOU ARE[/b]. <br /><br />This is not a badge of honor or me bragging. or even something to be the slightest but proud of, as It's like pointing out that I'm less gay than uncircumcised's voice or that I'm not nearly as big of a loser as some guy whose proudest achievement is the number of sites he's posted to a dead website: it's not even the faintest of faint praise. <br /> <br />But still, it's true. You are merely entertainment for the viewing public, like bread & circuses, a dancing monkey, a fucktarded fucktard so fucking retarded that most of us either thought for a long time that you were a joke account whose premise was to make [b]the dumbest comments humanly possible[/b] or that you really are so far down the spectrum that of course you are proud to have graduated from Pratt. You're also just proud to have made it through most of the day without making a boom-boom in your pants. <br /><br />Woo. Go you, you fucking anal fissure of mediocrity.
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If this was any moon crew regular, it would be one because of how dull and unoriginal this would be, even for them. But because it is you, and you are finally doing something different, I give you a 2
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| ?What do I want on YTMND | JAUG | (3.89) | 50,915 | 2014-04-10 |
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I really respect the effort and intent of your efforts with this site. But ultimately, I disagree with auto connecting youtube to the ytmnd site creator.<br /><br />1. Doing this might risk further legal/copyright liability towards Max and the whole site. Suppose the youtube in question was a direct DVD/Blu Ray rip? If the content creators happened to be a major studio, distribution network or production company, then that alone could earn Max some serious trouble. They would likely have the resources to pursue litigation against him. As they have done in the past. Besides, such a DVD rip would even violate youtube policies. Perhaps someone from youtube might also pursue something against him.<br /><br />2. Aside from legal issues, I think this would also discourage creativity for some. Most of the movie cuts/rips that make it to ytmnd have some modification to it. There are some which do not, but I do not think it makes sense to increase this number. Besides, if a clip is not modified, then it is less likely it would be thought of as satire in regards to legal issues.<br /><br />3. This would also place a great strain on server resources. Video conversions are processor and ram intensive. Especially if the desired clip size is something ridiculous like 10 minutes long. Just imagine if 100 people were doing this at once. I almost guarantee that all of ytmnd would slow down drastically, if not simply fail to deliver pages entirely.<br /><br />4. The great thing with users currently downloading the clips on to their own computers and doing their own conversions is that whatever they end up creating will not be able to make it to the server without the resulting file be smaller than the stated maximum file size per upload. With a server side conversion, there is no guaranteed easy way to detect how big the resulting file size will be until the animated gif is fully generated, unless one really shops around for such a converter.
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| Amazing Grace | max | 0 | 2014-04-01 | |
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While I know how much contention there is over site design, and how fond of various designs over the years people have been, it's frankly not worth the work. If I'm going to spend 40+ hours on development I'd rather it go to bug fixing and feature-adding or cleanup than adding another theme.<br /><br />With the last major update I made a templating system that would theoretically allow a user to choose a specific theme, and I had the intention at one point of backporting themes, but it never became a priority.<br /><br />Another issue is that when I change/fix/add/remove something, I'd have to do it in every theme, multiplying my work. I'd be pleased to give people both the current templates, and say, the templates from 5 years ago and they can try to port them over, but
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| ?keeping up with the fadses | Krangar18 | (4.33) | 3,184 | 2014-03-22 |
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First, it must unsuperpose in a suitable species. A cockroach, would not do the trick, too limited, but a more potent being would. A god like being, is too improbable, or even impossible, given it must somehow being assembled. An intelligent being, like a vulcan or something, seems, nice, but the problem its that its too potent; it can not be controlled easily, for some non essential purpose, like "surviving" the quantum immortal. The ultra lazy slight improbability mechanism, would have to actually work seriously. A half arsed, some times "intelligent" being like a human, is a good compromise. A human civilization, can always invent something out of a dead end, and on the side "survive" the quantum immortal, without overworking the slight improbability mechanism.<br /><br />The possibilities are infinite, but i'll concentrate on humans, this planet, and at this particular time. At a personal level i had to be very smart, the smartest i am, the beater i'm able to behave as expected by the infinite improbability drive, doh, i mean the slight improbability mechanism. Its not some random smartness, its at a very specific domain, with the appropriate sacrifices in abilities balanced out, for maximum practical impact, the best a human brain can offer in the field. Origin, of life, brain model and sociology model, and others, will play there given roles in my survival. Being male is an other requirement, more fit to survive in the long term, but also, with modern technology physical possibility to spawn out millions of kids, an important long term advantage, to have a strong blood link with huge chunk of the population. That it just happens, that i have some genes that will become the future norm helps further in establishing my self, all those millions of kids will help things up.
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| ?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 1 | TournamenTMND | (4.34) | 2,995 | 2014-03-05 |
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I suppose if I said I was the smartest guy around or the smartest guy at ytmnd or went to the best school in the world or even something comparable to Ivy League, you might actually have a point there.<br /><br />But considering that most people don't even have a college degree, that automatically places me at an advantage at that regard. No matter what school I went to, I would still have something most Americans do not have (currently 70%). Something that clearly requires a few brains, a bit of talent and some work ethic.<br /><br />But we all know of smart people who have either never went to college or did not complete a degree. Some of them are geniuses. Therefore, it is fair to assume that a degree completer (regardless of where he/she went) obviously has more than a few brain cells to rub together.<br /><br />But then you throw in my admittedly only decent 3.2 GPA, the idea I am stupid becomes harder to swallow. You also have to consider that most of those courses were in the 12th best communications design department in the USA, especially in the later years. I even took on electives for the hell of it while still maintaining the GPA.<br /><br />My alleged stupidity (according to DevilDerrick and you) becomes harder and harder to swallow. Which is the only point I ever needed to prove in this whole argument.<br /><br />But if you allege that Forrest Gump could somehow do all this (which would be insane), does it make sense to think he also worked in 4 different places (plus freelancing gigs) all relevant to that degree, even being a goto guy for technology questions and issues? Do you think Forrest Gump could somehow have figured out far off things like MySQL programming or TV commercial quality 3d animation? Especially learning most of it outside of school?
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| ?(nsfw) Oklahoma vs. Hentai | requiett | (4.59) | 7,815 | 2014-02-12 |
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something that maddogsoldier would say if he ran for any kind of office, including the class president of his nephew's 4th grade class. despite the cease and desist orders, despite the pinky-moo-cow-nightgown'd lectures from his mom in front of the ragged couch in her own partially furnished basement:<br /><br />"Your nephew is running for HIS fourth grade class president, NOT YOUR fourth grade class president because you're a 38 year old man who has already been through the fourth grade - twice. The city doesn't want you hanging around the school. we talked about this. talked and talked and talked. you don't need to show up at the playground at their recess. the last 20-plus years has been your recess. what are you doing to find a job? you cannot be a teacher at that school. you cannot be a teacher and you cannot be a student."
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| ?Dave Cockrum | ubermann | (3.96) | 59,355 | 2006-11-29 |
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"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when Elizabeth had read the note aloud, "if your daughter should have a dangerous fit of illness -- if she should die, it would be a comfort to know that it was all in pursuit of Mr. Bingley, and under your orders."<br /><br /> "Oh! I am not at all afraid of her dying. People do not die of little trifling colds. She will be taken good care of. As long as she stays there, it is all very well. I would go and see her if I could have the carriage."<br /><br /> Elizabeth, feeling really anxious, was determined to go to her, though the carriage was not to be had; and as she was no horsewoman, walking was her only alternative. She declared her resolution.<br /><br /> "How can you be so silly," cried her mother, "as to think of such a thing, in all this dirt! You will not be fit to be seen when you get there."<br /><br /> "I shall be very fit to see Jane -- which is all I want."<br /><br /> "Is this a hint to me, Lizzy," said her father, "to send for the horses?"<br /><br /> "No, indeed. I do not wish to avoid the walk. The distance is nothing when one has a motive; only three miles. I shall be back by dinner."<br /><br /> "I admire the activity of your benevolence," observed Mary, "but every impulse of feeling should be guided by reason; and, in my opinion, exertion should always be in proportion to what is required."<br /><br /> "We will go as far as Meryton with you," said Catherine and Lydia. Elizabeth accepted their company, and the three young ladies set off together.<br /><br /> "If we make haste," said Lydia, as they walked along, "perhaps we may see something of Captain Carter before he goes."
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| ?Dave Cockrum | ubermann | (3.96) | 59,355 | 2006-11-29 |
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"To-morrow fortnight."<br />"Aye, so it is," cried her mother, "and Mrs. Long<br />does not come back till the day before; so, it will be<br />impossible for her to introduce him, for she will not know<br />him herself."<br />"Then, my dear, you may have the advantage of your friend,<br />and introduce Mr. Bingley to her."<br />"Impossible, Mr. Bennet, impossible, when I am not<br />acquainted with him myself; how can you be so teazing?"<br />"I honour your circumspection. A fortnight's acquaintance<br />is certainly very little. One cannot know what a man really is<br />by the end of a fortnight. But if we do not venture, somebody<br />else will; and after all, Mrs. Long and her nieces must stand<br />their chance; and therefore, as she will think it an act of kindness, <br />if you decline the office, I will take it on myself."<br />The girls stared at their father. Mrs. Bennet said only,<br />"Nonsense, nonsense!"<br />"What can be the meaning of that emphatic exclamation?"<br />cried he. "Do you consider the forms of introduction, and the<br />stress that is laid on them, as nonsense? I cannot quite agree<br />with you there. What say you, Mary? for you are a young lady<br />of deep reflection I know, and read great books, and make<br />extracts."<br />Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew<br />not how.<br />"While Mary is adjusting her ideas," he continued, "let us<br />return to Mr. Bingley."<br />"I am sick of Mr. Bingley," cried his wife.<br />"I am sorry to hear that; but why did not you tell me so<br />before? If I had known as much this morning, I certainly<br />would not have called on him. It is very unlucky; but as I<br />have actually paid the visit, we cannot escape the acquaintance<br />now."<br />The astonishment of the ladies was just what he wished;<br />that of Mrs. Bennet perhaps surpassing the rest; though<br />when the first tumult of joy was over, she began to declare<br />that it was what she had expected all the while.<br />"How good it was in you, my dear Mr. Bennet! But I<br />knew I should persuade you at last. I was sure you loved<br />our girls too well to neglect such an acquaintance. Well,<br />how pleased I am! and it is such a good joke, too, that you<br />should have gone this mo
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| ?gr33nscr33n's video will | prairiedogeric10 | (4.40) | 3,515 | 2013-08-19 |
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Listen (pde11) obviously you are not solely to blame for ytmnd being in the dumper. the point i'm trying to make, to you, to everyone, is that right now ytmnd is on it's deathbed and a small handful of users have enough influence to make the front page be as bad as it could possibly be, literally. ytmnd has officially passed the tipping point where a small group can heavily influence what anyone who comes here sees. believe it or not, it would be better if some garbage site with a tiled stolen gif and pop music were on the u&c instead of a joke about umfuld or a headpaste of max fighting darthwang. god forbid someone sees something mildly interesting, something that they can understand.<br /><br />you and all the people mentioned are not to blame for the decline of ytmnd, you are simply a symptom of decline. and you did do some damage. but going forward, your regular behavior will be more and more destructive.
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| ?http://chat.yyyyyyy.info | woman | (2.13) | 1,568 | 2013-09-13 |
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"For me to be convinced that an exorcism is meaningful, it would have to be demonstrated to me that the allegedly demon possessed person was in fact, demon possessed. What I would find convincing is if that person did things that are impossible for humans to do. Like flying around the room, blasting laser beam vision, growing to 20 feet tall, turning into a rabbit, farting lightning bolts, picking up a tractor trailer truck with one hand or something else normally impossible for a person."<br />There have been frail girls throwing grown men across the room and people speaking in languages they had never learned (like Latin)...<br /><br />"The fact of the matter is, Wikipedia has been proven to be just as reliable as the Encyclopedia Britannica"<br />Really? They claim 9/11 was carried out by 19 people from a cave, and deny there are higher Freemason degrees above the third degree when there was an official Freemasonic website which admitted it...
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| ?http://chat.yyyyyyy.info | woman | (2.13) | 1,568 | 2013-09-13 |
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""How do I actually KNOW they exist?"<br />Umm, ever heard of exorcisms?"<br /><br />For all I know, that could just be an act. Or it could just be a bunch of rituals done by priest(s) done unquestioningly against acts the catholic church declares to be "demonic". Like having too much sex or eating too many cookies or whatever.<br /><br />For me to be convinced that an exorcism is meaningful, it would have to be demonstrated to me that the allegedly demon possessed person was in fact, demon possessed. What I would find convincing is if that person did things that are impossible for humans to do. Like flying around the room, blasting laser beam vision, growing to 20 feet tall, turning into a rabbit, farting lightning bolts, picking up a tractor trailer truck with one hand or something else normally impossible for a person.<br /><br />[b]It would not be good enough for me that the allegedly possessed person merely did things like vomit at people, scream real loud, develop warts, spit blood, contort their body weirdly, because that can all be faked or done by a decent actor.[/b]<br /><br />THEN I would have to have it proven to me that after the priests deal with [i]the proven to be demon possessed person[/i] that the person is then unable to do any of the things mentioned above.
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| ?http://chat.yyyyyyy.info | woman | (2.13) | 1,568 | 2013-09-13 |
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"I will believe this when I see such a statement made by some supernatural entity that would be impossible for a human to make."<br />"Think about it: how can you fight an enemy you don't believe exists?"<br /><br />How do I actually KNOW they exist? For me to devote time to fighting something, does it not make sense to know IF it exists? I don't think you have special weapons designed to fight dragons, do you?<br /><br />""but animals do it"<br />No, they don't. They copulate to reproduce."<br /><br />explain this: <br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals<br /><br />clearly impossible to reproduce in such a situation.<br /><br />Another thing is how do you explain dogs who hump human legs?
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| ?(nsfw) lacrossestar83 rapes JoshCube! | woman | (2.50) | 2,045 | 2013-08-31 |
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[i]"So Relativity Theory isn't science because you can't prove it?"[/i]<br /><br />What? Einstein went out of his way to prove the theory of relativity in his publishings. It is considered quite accurate to this day. In fact, satellite transmissions, GPS positioning and space transmissions to things like the mars rover would be impossible without the theory of relativity.<br /><br />[i]"Absolute certainty exists only in mathematics;..."[/i]<br /><br />This may be true, maybe not, because physics is widely regarded as the gold standard of precision and consistency compared to the rest of science. But even if math were by itself alone in absolute certainty, it does not mean that the other sciences DO NOT have the most valid explanations of natural phenomena.<br /><br />For example, the science of biology is based upon careful examination of evidence, then for something to be regarded as valid science, the experiment has to be repeated by multiple other scientists.<br /><br />Are you familiar with the scientific method?
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| 54-46 Was My Number | max | 0 | 2013-04-26 | |
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Well, thanks for sharing your views on things and his views on things.<br /><br />Chomsky says that once people behave nicely, then they won't need a government. This may turn out to be true in some future time.<br /><br />Here is where we differ: he says it should stick around until people are nice and rational enough for it to be gone. Maybe even strengthen the government in the meantime. My point is that I am skeptical of this. I think doing this might actually push the end goal further away.<br /><br />First, I think it is fair to say that government is a concept, as opposed to something absolute, like a person, rock, tree, etc.<br /><br />I would say it is a concept of how humans should interact. They do of course have local differences, but there is always or almost always a set series of similarities between them, including a law creator class, which is sometimes the same as the ruler class, an enforcer class. Usually, there are other classes, most typically a war class and a propaganda class.<br /><br />Now, the reason why they are powerful is because people assume they have legitimacy. Why do people typically think this? Because people are raised that way as children to think that way.<br /><br />So even if government buildings are destroyed and armies demolished, politicians and bureaucrats killed, then more people will step in to fill those roles so long as enough people in an area believe that they are needed.<br /><br />So once believe in legitimacy of government is dead, then government will also be dead.
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| ?Mr. Mackey says drugs are good | rextocopula | (3.78) | 1,752 | 2013-05-06 |
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lol those kids were pretty smart to take the marijuana... that probably wouldn't work tho. they would bring in dogs or search them all or something... wait i think it was mr garrison that took the marehjewanna.. ya it was him.. maybe i should delete the stuff i typed above.. nahh.. what i should really do is separate this into 8 comments.
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