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Turbo or not my guns get hot Load the lead in the chamber and get ready for pop pop License to kill and you know I will Body armor ain't sh*t cuz I kill for the thrill Don't turn your back on me n*gg* Cuz I go straight for the trigger

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This took me a lot of time to make using the Forza 2 decal editor on 360. This is my second try and I think it turned out much better.

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Superman agrees with a particular song by 3 Doors Down and finds it to be highly relatable. Upon listening for several hours, Superman finally realizes what he must do and calls up his talent agent and says, "Bob, I think I'm ready to do orange juice commercials." to which his talent agent responds, "Bullshit, we're mac and cheese people now... we don't do orange juice commercials. You had your window, but now it is closed because for 7 years you fought with me on it. You were just too afraid." Superman becomes enraged and screams into the phone, "I WASN'T SHIIIIT!" and shoves the receiver up his ass and orders Domino's pizza. But the pizza had too much garlic on it, and then raisins happened. And Gary Busey died. But it was only a movie in which the character Gary Busey was playing was killed. When Gary Busey realizes this, he turns inside out and enters a new undiscovered universe parallel to our own. Through this universe, Gary Busey is able to travel back in time and aid Superman into doing orange juice commercials. When Gary Busey finally convinces Superman to appear in a little number for Tropicana, but Deee-Lite shows up, then music happens. And Gary Busey dies for real. His last words: "It got too funky."

myfathertouchedmybutthole

tom's diner

Hello, Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.

turnonburns

You want to know how I got these scars? My father...was...a homo...and a queer. And one night, he goes off *gayer* than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So...me watching, he takes the dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so hetero!?" He comes at me with the dildo, "Why so hetero!?" He sticks the dildo in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!"

iyatsc

The Dark Knight + me

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

mario rpg

YTMND has turned it's back on me and shat on my knee, hee hee hee

deliciousdinner

the world is dead to me

About 2 weeks ago I accidentally cut my fingernails too short and became extremely hungry. So I strolled down to McDonalds to get some double cheeseburgers and fries. When I began eating my fries, something horrible happened--the salt got all over my freshly cut nails and stung like a bitch. The fries were so damn good that I couldn't stop eating them despite the pain. Later on in the night, my hands began trembling in agony. The following morning I went to see the doctor for help, and when he finally got in and inspected my fingers his face turned ghost white; he lowered his glasses, stared me straight in the eye and said, "I'm... I'm sorry Famery-Gai, but there was just too much damn salt on those fries..." The doctor then turned around and got a sawzall out of the cupboard and jazzle-fuckered my arms off in a bloody mess. Needless to say, I can no longer use a computer without assistance. Luckily enough, I was able to hire an old woman from a homeless shelter--hopefully Grace will be willing to help me continue my ytmnd adventures. Or at least give me dirty handjobs.

exerciseTMND

There Isn't Any Time For Meatballs

Hagman died on November 23, 2012, at Medical City Dallas Hospital in Dallas following complications from throat cancer. In a statement to the Dallas Morning News, Hagman's family said: "Larry's family and close friends had joined him in Dallas for the Thanksgiving holiday. When he passed, he was surrounded by loved ones. It was a peaceful passing, just as he had wished for." The New York Times described him as "one of television's most beloved villains". Actress Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen Ewing on Dallas, called Hagman her "best friend for 35 years", and was at his bedside when he died, her agent told the BBC. In a statement, she said: "He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. He was creative, generous, funny, loving and talented and I will miss him enormously. He was an original and lived life to the fullest." Actor Patrick Duffy, who played Bobby Ewing on Dallas, was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, he said: "Friday I lost one of the greatest friends ever to grace my life. The loneliness is only what is difficult, as Larry’s peace and comfort is always what is important to me, now as when he was here. He was a fighter in the gentlest way, against his obstacles and for his friends. I wear his friendship with honor." Actress Charlene Tilton, who played Lucy Ewing Cooper on Dallas, referred to Hagman as her surrogate uncle and father, who was also at his bedside when he died. In a statement, she said: "At seventeen years old my life took a turn that one could only dream of. I was cast as Lucy Ewing in the iconic show Dallas. Dallas was so much more than a television phenomenon to me. It was my family. I grew up with a mentally ill single mother raising me and no father figure in my life. I lived on my own in an apartment from the age of fifteen. I remember the day I met the force of nature that is Larry Hagman like it was yesterday. (It was actually 35 years ago). My Uncle Larry became the father figure that I so needed and longed for. He taught me how to be professional, work hard but have fun at the same time, and how to respect the opportunities I was blessed to have been given. He was very protective because I was so young, but also expected the best from me on the set of Dallas. He was one of the best actors the world has ever known. To me he will always be my Uncle Larry. I am so so very sad, but cherish the lifetime of memories I have with him.

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Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

Just something that rambled through my mind in the middle of calc homework... Someone finally bugged me enough to turn the loader on for this site The adgif logo will go away as soon as I find a better editor.

Russianexports

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau

Psych! This is actually a film still from the set of the new lifetime original film strip entitled, "Ghostbusters 3: This time they actually ARE exterminators!" And yes it is one hell of a cockroach, bite yer head off man, as you can imagine. George Cloony does a cameo where the "sterminators" (short for exterminators) are balls busy in a termite invested outhouse, when he walks in to take a shit and Venkman puts down his beer and says, "Shit man, you got like a rat on your head." Cloony says, "WTF I thought it was something. Would you mind hitting me with one of them protons?" "Sorry dude, best I can do is spray it in the eyes with this weed killer. but it's probly just piss it off real bad and well you'd be in trouble." "I don't care damnit just give me the damn treatment!" Then Louis steps in and says, "Hey you, you can't talk to the Orkin Man that way!", and throws a yellow corn chip with really hot nacho cheese on it right in the mink's eyes and it goes crazy. Cloony runs out with shit running down his leg. The termites eat his brain. It's really gay though because he comes back at the end of the movie and he's like, "Oh hey guys, turns out the stink of hot cheese and the smell of human shit was too much for the little guy and he ran off. So I have like a court order here for you guys to get sued by me, so you guys gotta go to court and face that judge, you remember, from Ghostbusters 2, and he's gonna like, throw the book or whatever. They all just looked at each other and there was a long silence, and then a bunch of termites started eating through his stomach from the inside. He was dead that time for sure. Should be a good movie, it's gonna be shown in Cloony-Vision whatever that is.

punxsutawney

That way I can prevent them from being titillated or aroused or in any way confused by the counter-culture.

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YOUturnmeon

Paul Oakenfold - Faster Kill Pussycat

I drew cho-manno on my first turn and held out long enough to play pariah on him, thus rendering me invincible. In the game, the pre-built green deck has no counter for this tactic, but it was fun to see Molimo as a 48/48 with trample. Without cho-manno,

NerdXing

The Epic song (Nightwish - Ghost love score)

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mouseclit

Quagmire

He does not really creep me out. Sort of..turns me on if anything to tell you the truth.

whyisthereapeppers

chrono trigger

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omgthiswasahardtitletomake

Kevin Lyttle

You're quite good at turning me on.

mrburnsturnsmeon

Rave me!! Please ignore the text in the upper-right corner of the GIF...

orientalrave

It Turns Me On (Extended Mix) - Mad Scientists

Directions: If you vote, you are a cockf*g.

pantiesgloriouspanties

ME w/ tv turned on to Conan

'...he never turned off the lights when he was going to bed.' on the song: 'I heard it. It would wake me up in the morning sometimes.' - CNN Transcripts. I also heard that he actually slept under a lamp. I tried to recreate that.

ChoSeungSleep

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This one time in Band Camp, I farted so hard that my balls exploded. Everything turned out OK thanks to Thom Skanks, who performed Emergency Testicle Re-attachment Surgery on me in front of the whole camp! We learned to fish, tie a knot and re-attach exploded nuts all in one crazy weekend I will never forget!

canyoufartsohardyourballsexplode

The most important question ever asked to mankind...

burns, smithers, gay, simpson, simpsons, on, turn, me

montyturnsiton

Frankenberry sure turns me on.....

myfantasy

Monster Mash

Dough Boy's Turning Me On!

sexydoughboy

I Can't Leave 'Em Alone by 50 Cent ft. Ciara

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muscurriedbaybee

Keri Hilson & Lil Wayne - Turning Me On

Moon man has the tables turned on him... me might not be the one doing the raping this time. DRAMA!

butthelotiononthemoon

S.o.t.L, Greenskeepers, Moon man himself

Oh, yes. Freud would be proud.

mothernatureisamilf

Herb Alpert - Rise

come on guys i need your HELP to get me ~*FEATURES*~. lots of people are TURNING pink and i think i have been OVERLOOKS

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ME LOL