Monkey Steals the Peach
Created on: January 13th, 2006
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January 13th, 2006
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Chuck Norris would approve
January 13th, 2006
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January 15th, 2006
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stupid ashida kim book
March 28th, 2006
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5 For the audio
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Ouch.
April 8th, 2006
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June 24th, 2006
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I want that book!
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That is attacking the weak spot for massive damage.
July 19th, 2006
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*Crosses legs* ._.;
July 31st, 2006
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
August 17th, 2006
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my balls just shrunk
August 17th, 2006
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Oh man, and that's the name of an indie band too...it looks too silly to be real. XD
August 18th, 2006
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OH MY GOD
August 18th, 2006
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I think the guy getting his balls groped is my Karate teacher.
August 24th, 2006
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Ive seen this book, and I knew exactly what this was before I clicked. Essentials tools of survival.
August 28th, 2006
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AKA the grab of death.
September 1st, 2006
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:'-(
September 2nd, 2006
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Couldn't have picked better text.
September 2nd, 2006
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oh man I think I've looked at this book before, what's its name?
September 4th, 2006
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i want that book
September 4th, 2006
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i actually thought of the guitar hero band
September 8th, 2006
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lol
September 9th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 9th, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 11th, 2006
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what was the book?
September 11th, 2006
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title of the book plz
September 13th, 2006
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This is y you dont fight ninjas.
October 31st, 2006
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I don't think there are many more worse ways to die.
November 5th, 2006
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lol thats just wrong
November 8th, 2006
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Forget trying to strike hard. Rip his balls out, and throw them away. Then beat his head into the ground until there's nothing left but his yellow dismembered corpse.
November 8th, 2006
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You make me giggle.
November 9th, 2006
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no word of a lie... i have read this book
November 10th, 2006
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I guess I'm not the only one who has this book . . seriously. So yea vouched, It is real.
November 11th, 2006
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I just want to say members of the iron first fight dirty
November 12th, 2006
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lol, I thought of DK kidnapping the Princess when I read the site's name. Guess I'm a nerd xD
November 12th, 2006
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AAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOO!!!
November 12th, 2006
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ow...
November 13th, 2006
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HOly sh*t best ninja move ever
November 13th, 2006
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hah steals the peach.
November 15th, 2006
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monkey steals the peach
November 15th, 2006
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ISNT MONKEY STEALS THE PEACH THE NAME OF THE MAIN SONG IN GUITAR HERO THE FIRST ONE
November 15th, 2006
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This is a classic YTMND in the selection of text.
November 17th, 2006
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November 17th, 2006
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I was going to 4 this, until I read "Followers or the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip
November 17th, 2006
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and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals." 5'd.
November 17th, 2006
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GONNA BE A GUITAR GONNA BE A GUITAR GONNA BE A GUITAR...HERO!!!
November 18th, 2006
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"ENEMY DOWN."
November 19th, 2006
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Is this for f*cking REAL?! O_O
November 20th, 2006
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:'-(
November 21st, 2006
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Massive blood loss causes death.
November 21st, 2006
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Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm, attacking his weak points for massive damage resulting in massive blood lose which may cause death.
November 21st, 2006
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I always wanted to fight a martial artist to see if i really would get my *ss kicked, now i dont want to know.
November 22nd, 2006
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You learn something new everyday
November 24th, 2006
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O.o
November 27th, 2006
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Effectivly rip away genitals FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
November 27th, 2006
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ow I hate you for making me read that.
November 27th, 2006
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Ninjas are hardcore.
November 27th, 2006
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"book".... Good job.
November 27th, 2006
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ooooh, brutal!
November 27th, 2006
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testicle attack number 49!!!!
November 28th, 2006
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I Lol'd. HARD.
November 28th, 2006
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Effectively ripping away the the genitals for massive damage.
November 29th, 2006
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OMG I think my testes just cringed
November 29th, 2006
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:(
November 29th, 2006
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"Could stop the heart." lol!
November 29th, 2006
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all this knowledge can be yours for 599 US DOLLARS
November 29th, 2006
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Reading that made my balls hide.
November 29th, 2006
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:O
November 29th, 2006
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Just nicely done. Thanks for making this into a YTMND. "Im gonna steal your peach" is my new threat.
December 2nd, 2006
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Attack his weakpoint for massive damage.
December 2nd, 2006
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I lold hard, but my balls cringed harder.
December 2nd, 2006
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that move has awesome crit rollz
December 3rd, 2006
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WTF
December 3rd, 2006
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WTF
December 3rd, 2006
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Strike the enemies weak point for massive damage. You sir are cooking by the book.
December 3rd, 2006
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DO NOT WANT
December 3rd, 2006
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Look up the definition of "owned" in the dictionary, and you will see this picture
December 3rd, 2006
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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I HAVE A BONER
December 3rd, 2006
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my balls hurt :(
December 4th, 2006
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Wow... you can stop the heart and insta-kill at high XP levels. Crit for 9999 every time!
December 4th, 2006
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Holy sh*t
December 5th, 2006
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I lol'd and cringed at the same time. 5.
December 5th, 2006
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Why don't they do this move in Naruto?
December 5th, 2006
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That's a real f*cking move?!
December 5th, 2006
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wtf where did u find that lol
December 5th, 2006
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i want this book.
December 6th, 2006
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Yes. All has been said.
December 7th, 2006
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this is why no one goes to war with china.
December 7th, 2006
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jewel thievery FTW
December 7th, 2006
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For people still looking, this is taken from "Ninja Mind Control" by Ashida Kim. http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Mind-Control-Ashida-Kim/dp/080650997X/
December 7th, 2006
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lol
December 7th, 2006
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....
December 8th, 2006
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this is, indeed, a little bit frightening
December 9th, 2006
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dirty trick, i would never grab someones nuts and that is dishonorable
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i ripped his balls off with my bare hands in self-defense!
January 11th, 2007
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I have that book! AND WE MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT!
April 13th, 2008
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I bet Donkey Kong uses this one.