America Vs. Canada
Created on: May 8th, 2006
America Vs. Canada
America Vs. Canada is an EPIC battle!

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older than jesus
May 8th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
May 8th, 2006
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If you're going to be a dick, can you at least have some new content for it?
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lolwtfbbqnsm: "older than jesus" ---yet better.
May 8th, 2006
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Meh. Song didn't fit
May 8th, 2006
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AtmaWepn, how am I being a dick? o_O
May 8th, 2006
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On behalf of American Citizens, I apologize for that. But you damn Canadians better find a way to move your damn lighthouse! Call Mega-Movers!
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lol urban legend
May 8th, 2006
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MOVE YOUR LIGHTHOUSE!
May 8th, 2006
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olololol http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
May 8th, 2006
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Animation needs to be slowed down a little bit and ya, the music could be better. :0
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I don't care if it's fake or not, whether you made it or not. It was funny, and the music made it funnier.
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EH EH EH ... get it? Canadian? LOLOL WITH BACON
May 8th, 2006
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that was a german commercial, you stole it you cocksucker.
May 8th, 2006
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It's not real. It's a made-up joke. You're a moron. Canadians are stupid and gullible. Plus it's older than f*ck. You fail the internet.
May 8th, 2006
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Actually, dumbass, it was a 1 large jpeg image that I chopped up into 8 frames and added an image of an aircraft carrier and lighthouse on frame 7 and 8. Also, the first frame is 5 seconds in length, the 7th is 7 seconds in length, and all the rest are 3
May 8th, 2006
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OK yes, it's old, everyone has seen it. but still a good laugh. worth a 4.
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still funny
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this is normal. in the field it's known as Darwinism.
May 8th, 2006
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lol, americans are dumb.
December 20th, 2007
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Nice generalization you made huh?
May 8th, 2006
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agree with first comment
May 8th, 2006
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Not that this helps America with our fabulously stereotypical arrogant prick image
May 8th, 2006
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1'd for old, fake, and lame
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*GROAN* This is one of the oldest jokes on the internet... I don't even think it's real.
May 8th, 2006
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Old, fake (http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm), and music didn't fit. I wish there was a "0" rating while having it count.
May 8th, 2006
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Owned
May 8th, 2006
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I 5'd this not because I like it, but because lando2 is a stupid American f*ck-tard.
May 8th, 2006
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No.
May 8th, 2006
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pwnd!
May 8th, 2006
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Yes.
May 8th, 2006
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Maybe.
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hehe
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Canada FTW
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OMGWIN
May 8th, 2006
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its old but still funny
May 8th, 2006
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OH NOES, WE GOT PWNED BY THE CANUCKS.
May 8th, 2006
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time for america to stop funding the world, i guess.
May 8th, 2006
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Why do your canadian lighthouses hate freedom? AMERICA f*ck YEA!!
May 8th, 2006
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also canucks
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seen it about a million times already
May 8th, 2006
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go canada ☺
May 8th, 2006
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Classic.
May 8th, 2006
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Vreenak: IT'S A FAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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And it did not occur to the Canadians to tell them they were a lighthouse in the first place. Although the american ship could of handled it better.
May 8th, 2006
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USA USA yeah they better move their damn lighthouse USA USAUSSAAUS
May 8th, 2006
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Whos the dumb one ? bah stupid cannadians, why bother telling the ship, theres a reason why they put lighthouses on rocks in the first place. like the there gonna accidently hit it
May 8th, 2006
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LOL, Lighthouse.
May 8th, 2006
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1'd for posting a false urban ledgend. Penis envy ftl.
May 8th, 2006
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Damn those lighthouses, DAMN THEM!!!!
May 8th, 2006
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stupid canadians
May 8th, 2006
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old, unfunny. And we could make Canada the 51st state if it was worth the effort.
May 8th, 2006
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Snopes says this is fake and at least 19 years old, probably older: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
May 8th, 2006
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LOL!!!!!!!!!
May 8th, 2006
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Because carrier groups always set course for light houses.
May 8th, 2006
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Psh if I was the NAVY captain I would've done the same thing. They could've merely destroyed the peninsula the lighthouse was on.
May 8th, 2006
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Because seriously, Canadian lighthouses ftl.
May 8th, 2006
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"Good if I could read half of it, and if it weren't old, stolen, and accompanied by generic music."
May 8th, 2006
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Oh and all the fake sh*t too. God I'm so f*cking bored.
May 8th, 2006
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Older than moses: http://www.bash.org/?408973 And the worst part is it's going to be top 15 today.
May 8th, 2006
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lol "This is the actual radio conversation...". If by "actual" you mean "fabricated", then yes.
May 8th, 2006
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fake
May 8th, 2006
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Yup, so suck it.
May 8th, 2006
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Canadian Lighthouse > American Navy
May 8th, 2006
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f*ck canada.
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OLDER THAN JESUS' FECAL MATTER
May 8th, 2006
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read this in readers digest when i was but a lad
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lol untrue
May 8th, 2006
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after than last message the Destroyers pounded the lighthouse off the face of the earth with unrelenting artillery. Next time, move your damn light house.
May 8th, 2006
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"God bless America and nowhere else!"
May 8th, 2006
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older than the internet but i still laughed at the end... Good use of music and pictures
May 8th, 2006
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and then the carrier group destroyed the lighthouse and the rest of the island.
May 8th, 2006
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lol America.
May 8th, 2006
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lawl
May 8th, 2006
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snopes.com says it's false
May 8th, 2006
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Canada = 1
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old but good
May 8th, 2006
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Older than the internet. And it was not realy funny to start with
May 8th, 2006
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If your not america you're a poor bastard who relys on america to defend and support you. gtfo forgin f*ggots
May 8th, 2006
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old and fake.
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Lol pwned.
May 8th, 2006
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Hahahhaa such an unpredictable ending.
May 8th, 2006
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gratuitous use of preloader = phail
May 8th, 2006
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Old joke. Having to read it like a forum thread only makes it worse.
May 8th, 2006
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Older than jesus. Our ships can sail through rock.
May 8th, 2006
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like we'd purposely start sh*t with another nation's military just because they wouldn't move a damn boat. Then again, it is canada. f*ck 'em
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i like the add with the irish guys better..... oh yeah....OLD'D!
May 8th, 2006
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Older than black Jesus
May 8th, 2006
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5'd for moronic comments.
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This is the lamest anti-American bullsh*t ever made.
May 8th, 2006
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5 to spite downvoters.
May 8th, 2006
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Old joke.
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Yeah, it pretty much just doesn't deliver.
May 8th, 2006
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http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
May 8th, 2006
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Hahahaha America sucks cock
May 8th, 2006
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So how did it end? Did they move the light house or did the US naval ship but its huge, filthy rich, captolist and loving it cock up canadas ass? dont start a story and not finish it man...thats poor manners
May 8th, 2006
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America DOES suck cock. But Australia's worse :P
May 8th, 2006
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Yeah this is pretty old and pointless
May 8th, 2006
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i chuckled = 4 made fun of america = 6 average = 5
May 8th, 2006
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When did aircraft carriers start traveling in waters close to lighthouses... especially Canadian ones
May 8th, 2006
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Ugly and Fail
May 8th, 2006
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shoulda blown it up
May 8th, 2006
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http://www.bash.org/?408973 Your a month to late sorry sir.... _________________________________________________
May 8th, 2006
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Canada sucks
May 8th, 2006
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kontraband,om/show/show.asp?ID=1224&CAT=tvads&NSFW=0&rtn=search-1224&Keywords=USS
May 8th, 2006
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America will win...you will see!
May 8th, 2006
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this is old but still funny yet there is a point here......WE NEED A "US VS. CANADA FAD"!!!!!!
May 8th, 2006
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Untrue; Check snopes.com...old as hell joke.
May 8th, 2006
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Fake + Pro-Hoser = 1
May 8th, 2006
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funny, but its an urban legend
May 8th, 2006
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American's penis is bigger than yours.
May 8th, 2006
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If I haven't seen it, its new to me ^_^
May 8th, 2006
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fake!
May 8th, 2006
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Fake.
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I'm american and I think this is funny. THE INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!111
May 8th, 2006
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Damn lighthouses alwas get in the way
May 8th, 2006
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It's an old joke, that's been done.
May 8th, 2006
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May 8th, 2006
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It's an urban legend, didn't really take place - http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
May 8th, 2006
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old and fake
May 8th, 2006
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pwnt
May 8th, 2006
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cant even read that sh*t f*cking 1'd learn to f*cking use clear text u dumbass
May 8th, 2006
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Created in the late '80s, and a complete urban legend.
May 8th, 2006
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I lolled.
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Even if its fake, it still holds alot of truth. Jesus ain't no downvoter. :)
May 8th, 2006
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AHahh, once again, americans can suck my dick, you know, people of US, your country is slowy, but surely, going down, your economy is f*cked up and YOU f*ckIN RELY on other poor coutries, that mean..
May 8th, 2006
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After the WW 2, there should have been a universal dollar, instead a a powerful US dollar, thats why there is so much poor people in the world, i hate USA, i hate ytmnd, i hate american f*gs like you all.. plz vote me 5
May 8th, 2006
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Yeah figure out how to move your lighthouses guys, seriously thier just gettin in the way
May 8th, 2006
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5'd for making a bunch of people complain about how 'old' and 'fake' this thing is. I think its funny even if it IS fake.
May 8th, 2006
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i like it cause canada wins but its older than my ass
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Expected/seen before / 5.
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sounds about right
May 8th, 2006
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Freakin hilarious, but 1'd for use of preloader when it was not needed.
May 8th, 2006
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made me lol, ah, its so nice to be a Canadian to get such a good laugh from something like this, oh america, whatever you do, you never fail in humiliating yourself for the world (even if it is a joke)
May 8th, 2006
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haha this is gold! stupid f*ckin Americans!
May 8th, 2006
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CANADA F*CK YEAH!!!
May 8th, 2006
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ah yes, remember when the internet was born? this joke came out 2 days later.
May 8th, 2006
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Old stuff, old music.
May 8th, 2006
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I'm a lighthouse...
May 8th, 2006
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yeah, it's old, but I laughed... 5'd
May 8th, 2006
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Only America thinks it's the greatest country in the world. Thanks to Dubya, we poll somewhere near Russia now, globally. Besides, who cares?
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haha, I love how a bunch of americans are quick to defend, lolololololol
May 8th, 2006
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Music doesn't fit, and the joke is older than most of the people here.
May 8th, 2006
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This is old...Your words cycle way to fast...try to be original next time.
May 8th, 2006
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snopes.com pwn you
May 8th, 2006
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Canadian Pride FOR THE LOSE!
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hahahaha canada rules usa droolz
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Older than the dinosaurs, but still gets me to LOL.
May 8th, 2006
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a sh*tty old joke and it is not about american and canada you fool its about a tanker and a fishing trawler
May 8th, 2006
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Wow. You actually thought that was real? Its word for word from a damn TV commercial retard.
May 8th, 2006
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It's funny cuz even if it's fake, it's believable cuz americans are f*cktards.
May 8th, 2006
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old but funny
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ROFL! stupid americans lol
May 8th, 2006
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Fake, not that funny anyway. How the hell did it make it to the top?
May 8th, 2006
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lmao
May 8th, 2006
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Canada is like a retarded cousin to the United States, we get embarrassed when other countries bring you up in conversation about the North American family.
May 8th, 2006
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yes because every american is in the navy and therefore stupid...goddam elitist canadian socialist pricks...and oh yeah, fake/old w/e f*ck canadians
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Might be old, moves too fast, but I cracked up. I punched that n*gg*, then I bounced out.
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Best part, fake or not, is that it's the Newfoundlanders pwning the Americans. NEWFOUNDLAND FTW!
May 8th, 2006
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LOL! BUT KANEDA STILL SUCKS!
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I love America, hate Canada, realize how old this is...and still find it amusing. Let's all chill out people.
May 8th, 2006
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lighthouse owns all
May 8th, 2006
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canada ftw
May 8th, 2006
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hahha burn... canada is in america
May 8th, 2006
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Funniest thing EVER!
May 8th, 2006
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I make a YTMND out of every email forwarded to me too.
May 8th, 2006
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I think it's even funnier how Americans can't take a joke so they down vote this site!
May 8th, 2006
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awesome
May 8th, 2006
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actually im from Somalia, America set us straight back in the 90s, and were fine. How do I have a computer you may ask? I killed some folks. So sue me.
May 8th, 2006
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English usage ftw
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about as actual as my second *sshole
May 8th, 2006
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Btw, where's that from, even though it's probably fake >.>
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Viewhacked?
May 8th, 2006
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too fast!
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hegemony 4evr
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3 till you slow it down a bit, otherwise 5.
May 8th, 2006
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ace
May 8th, 2006
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5'd to counter the dickheads who 1 it because it's a joke.
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classic
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Totally fake. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
May 8th, 2006
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Older than Jesus.
May 8th, 2006
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we brake for nobody...and nothing!
May 8th, 2006
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this was hilarious in 1997 when it came out and before we knew how fake it was.
May 8th, 2006
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Yeah, failure. Older than the internet itself. Seriously. This dates back to the 60's.
May 8th, 2006
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Urban legend and a beer advert, but the lighthouse is scottish
May 8th, 2006
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lol Americans... so stupid
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lol, canuckia
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LOL! Amercians PWNED! Yeah.. I know that story is old.. I read it somewhere else.. still funny! PWNED!!
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I have respect for some respectful Americans.. but all you american downvoters... f*ck YOU!
May 8th, 2006
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Lol owned
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Old and false
May 8th, 2006
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Old joke, canada sucks.
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Normally I would 5 something like this. Comedic rivalry between Canada and America is always fun. But you used an extremely old piece of content. Originality is key.
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Old, but still funny.
May 8th, 2006
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soooooooooooo oooooooooooooold
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Also how ironic is it Canadians claim Americans are dumb but jump on the bandwagon for FAKE ammunition in the "Canada vs America" deal?
May 8th, 2006
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old urban legends=perfect ytmnd material?
May 8th, 2006
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http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
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This circa 1950s Cliche doesn't deserve to be in the top 15.
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LOL INFERIORITY COMPLEX!!!
May 8th, 2006
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seen it about a million and one times already
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lol airplanes flew into your buildings and went pewpewpewpew. war of 1812, NUFF SAID HOLLA BACK
May 8th, 2006
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1'd for not being real.
May 8th, 2006
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On second thought, 5'd because it's still hilarious.
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May 8th, 2006
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Thats an OLD joke.
May 8th, 2006
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LOL!!!! NEWFOUNDLAND FTW!
May 8th, 2006
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pwned.
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Old... and NOT true, contrary to what it claims.
May 8th, 2006
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every 1 star raters are americans, every 5 stars raters are canadians, if i rate it 3 .. what am i?
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Not true, either
May 8th, 2006
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Funny despite it being fake. Only redeeming factor is the music. Where's it from?
May 8th, 2006
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Hooray!
May 8th, 2006
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i'm american. its a 5 for general stupidity. I still hate canadia
May 8th, 2006
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still a good laugh...go downvote some cosby or running in the 90's fad you "older than jesus" people.
May 8th, 2006
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oh sh*t. the Canadians won at something other than hockey.
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From which nation are the majority of the down-voters? Correct answer gets one win.
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Probably the same nation the majority of the users are from maybe? Durrrrr...
May 8th, 2006
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somalia
May 8th, 2006
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old, fake, stolen, and a horrible ytmnd
May 8th, 2006
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This is the oldest ever.
May 8th, 2006
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Old. Fail.
May 8th, 2006
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Americans fail
May 8th, 2006
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lol, a proud 5
May 8th, 2006
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older than dirt and not even true. the original ship in the joke was the coral sea, which was a decommisioned ship at the time of the joke.
May 8th, 2006
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Blast that lighthouse!
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LOL AMERKKKANS R SO STUPID TAKE THAT!!!!!!!11~~~
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I saw the video version of this. But this is still good.
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Thats the lighthouse's fault for not saying it was a lighthouse right away.
May 8th, 2006
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horrible
May 8th, 2006
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Lol gp: "Why do your canadian lighthouses hate freedom? AMERICA f*ck YEA!!"
May 8th, 2006
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Old as f*cking hell.
May 8th, 2006
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Everything you read on the interweb is true.
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f*cking old.
May 8th, 2006
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LOL DKMOEENT
May 8th, 2006
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Well who saw that coming? -_-
May 8th, 2006
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... welcome to the Internet.
May 8th, 2006
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Fake, mis-matched music, too short timing on the final U.S. line
May 8th, 2006
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A little rough, but has a good punch line (and I'm an American, btw). If it were slower, that might be better too.
May 8th, 2006
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I found it to be funnier then sh*t but as a red blooded American I found it to hard to give a five so here is a 4. Damn light house should have moved.
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repost for emphasis. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
May 8th, 2006
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Sorry, I changed my rating to a 1 star because it might be untrue. I will form a committee to establish how true it is and then we will decide on a rating.
May 8th, 2006
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older than the noodly appendage of fsm
May 8th, 2006
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"Im american so im going to take offence and cry. 1'd." - gtfo.
May 8th, 2006
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First time i saw this one. Too bad the music is overused.
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This is both old and fake and not funny.
May 8th, 2006
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Typical American attitude.
May 8th, 2006
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1 because: 1. Its not true. 2. A modern Naval ship has about a .00001% probability of not know it is close to a coast. 3. If an aircraft carrier of any nation really wanted a lighthouse to move, that f*cking lighthouse would move one way or the other.
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also lighthouses.
May 8th, 2006
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you say canadians are stupid yet we have tv shows that show how stupid you are, like jakalopes and seal hunting on the north saskatchewan river, lol morons
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