3 SECOND POP TARTS?!?!?!
Created on: November 11th, 2004
3 SECOND POP TARTS?!?!?!
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November 11th, 2004
(11)
lol
April 4th, 2007
(9)
this site f*cking owns
April 11th, 2007
(7)
this is one of the first YTMNDs I ever LOVED and repeatedly looked at over and over cuz it was so funny. and its funny because its TRUE! this ytmnd is a classic!!!
April 19th, 2007
(5)
This ytmnd is truly awesome. One of my favourite ytmnds of all time. I still stop by every few weeks just to hear it again.
August 23rd, 2007
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March 23rd, 2008
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REPLYING TO 4 YEAR OLD CONTENT VIA INSTANT REPLY.
June 6th, 2008
(2)
Still pound for pound one of the best ytmnd's ever.
October 8th, 2008
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why are your pop tarts cold? do you keep them in a f*cking freezer?
October 8th, 2008
(0)
Why would you sponsor one of my old favs omni you dog
October 10th, 2008
(1)
Whats even better is that this came out before that comedian's 3 second poptart jokes...was that Brian Regan?
April 5th, 2013
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faggy short film
November 11th, 2004
(-2)
Awesome. What's the song name?
June 19th, 2011
(0)
Saw some wookies.
November 11th, 2004
(-1)
Heh.
November 11th, 2004
(-1)
holy sh*t balls!
November 11th, 2004
(-2)
HAHA this reminds me of that counter-strike kid :D 5/5
November 11th, 2004
(-1)
lmfao
November 11th, 2004
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Retard.
November 11th, 2004
(1)
5!
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leileilol
November 11th, 2004
(0)
Very very funny, 5/5. I'm starting to love self-recorded ytmnds.
November 11th, 2004
(0)
5'd
November 11th, 2004
(0)
I know! What kind of directions are those?
November 11th, 2004
(1)
whats that standups name who did the routine about 3 second poptarts? thats what this reminded me of
December 12th, 2007
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I think Brian Regan, I hope 3 years was fast enough to say. Though he doesn't get pissed but makes fun of people that microwave poptarts and that there are actualy instructions for it but i ramble
November 11th, 2004
(0)
Very nice, definitely one of the better ones
November 11th, 2004
(0)
there was a standup routine with 3 second poptarts???hmmmm
November 11th, 2004
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wow, did you know that the first instruction on popcorn is to open the wrapping? You cant see the instructions untill you unwrap it
November 11th, 2004
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haha don't be so critical about the instructions..americans are idiots, that and they'll so for anything these days. (ie. the lady who sued mcdonalds because she spille docoffee on herself and there was no warning about the contents being hot)
November 11th, 2004
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i meant to say "SUE" see i can't spell..because i'm an american.
November 11th, 2004
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...
November 11th, 2004
(0)
5/5
November 12th, 2004
(0)
:D
November 12th, 2004
(0)
This is genious
November 12th, 2004
(1)
Holy sh*t I just bought some S'mores Pop-Tarts that have those same instructions on them. When I saw the 3-second thing I was like "WTF". LOL nice job.
November 12th, 2004
(3)
MICROWAVE CAPABILITIES DIFFER BY MANUFACTURER. (5)
November 12th, 2004
(0)
Nice.
November 12th, 2004
(0)
Then you discover the filling is scalding hot.
November 12th, 2004
(0)
HOLY CRAP! That was hilarious! 5/5
November 12th, 2004
(-3)
ya for photo shop
October 9th, 2008
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JEW!
November 12th, 2004
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you've inspired me.
November 12th, 2004
(3)
HEY HARLOCK-BUY SOME POP TARTS it's no joke...it says 3 seconds.
November 12th, 2004
(0)
It's CARMINA BURNANA, NOT OH-FURTUNIA. IT'S BY KARL ORFF, NOT WAGNER.
November 12th, 2004
(0)
Am I the only one who thought of Brian Regan's "Microwave Pop-Tart" joke?
October 9th, 2008
(1)
no, duckedtape
November 12th, 2004
(1)
A winner is you.
November 12th, 2004
(0)
it puts the lotion on the skin
(1)
THIS YTMND IS ONE FOXY GRANDPA
October 10th, 2008
(0)
loololollll
November 13th, 2004
(0)
OMFG!!!!!! INSTANT CL*ssIC!!!!!!!!!!ROFL!!L!@L#L!@!@
November 13th, 2004
(0)
was that you talking?
November 13th, 2004
(0)
goddamnit cockjockey i hate you so much
November 13th, 2004
(0)
Thats exactly how I felt.
November 13th, 2004
(0)
This Roffles my waffle... BUT MY WAFFLE IS STILL COLD!
November 13th, 2004
(0)
i think this is my favorite ytmnd of all time
November 13th, 2004
(0)
What ever happened to Pop-Tarts being heated in the toaster?
November 13th, 2004
(0)
Carmina Burana is the name of the song
November 13th, 2004
(0)
lol good stuff 5/5 tried it and 3 seconds is def not enough hahaha
November 13th, 2004
(0)
I laughed sooo f*cking hard.. I nearly wanted to heat up a poptart myself
November 13th, 2004
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holy sh*t, that was awsome, but what is that song called? thanks
November 13th, 2004
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Genius. 5/5
November 14th, 2004
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I just tried this the other night. THIS SITE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. IT REALLY IS COLD AFTER 3 SECONDS. Too bad my dorm doesn't allow toasters...
November 14th, 2004
(0)
HAHAHA. YOU WIN!!!
November 14th, 2004
(0)
Nice, dude. Just nice. 5/5
November 14th, 2004
(0)
that made me cry its so funny
November 14th, 2004
(0)
LOL, this definetely beats out "Halo Fans Fail At Life".
November 14th, 2004
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check out my take on the thing here: http://threesecondliljon.ytmnd.com/
November 15th, 2004
(0)
LMAOWL, will you marry me?!?
November 15th, 2004
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Just so we are clear here, the lady sued McD's because they had a policy of serving coffee way above the temp. of human consupmtion. They were fined many many times, but McD's just didn't care. Coffee shouldn't give you 3rd degree burns. Americans
November 15th, 2004
(0)
lmao awesome 5/5, and ^ was amusing too
November 15th, 2004
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You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.
November 15th, 2004
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Totally random...which means...it ownz you!!
November 15th, 2004
(0)
lol! were you beating up the microwave?
November 16th, 2004
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DAMNIT LECOCK! sry everyone...
November 17th, 2004
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Thank you, DavieD008, for this wonderful nugget of internet gold. You have inspired me to create a video chronicalling my own attempt to see whether 3 seconds really is long enough. This will be done within the next 5 hours. Many thanks, your contribution
November 17th, 2004
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You realise, of course, that these seemingly spam messages are actually terrorist plans in secret code, right?
November 17th, 2004
(0)
I lolo'd
November 18th, 2004
(0)
hahah this is funny 5/5
November 21st, 2004
(0)
This is absolutely brilliant
November 24th, 2004
(0)
Genious.
November 26th, 2004
(0)
HHQAHHAHAHHASGahSafsgdhsagdsha 5/5!
November 27th, 2004
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roflz
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From this moment on, lets revolt against Poptarts and tell them to get their f*cking label right
January 28th, 2005
(1)
ytmnd is dead. last comment ever.
March 29th, 2005
(0)
yea you're right.
March 29th, 2005
(0)
makes me laugh EVERY time. thanks, davieD008!
March 29th, 2005
(0)
5/5
March 29th, 2005
(0)
5/5
March 29th, 2005
(0)
cockjockey and lecock are gay
March 29th, 2005
(0)
At least it's an original idea. 5/5
March 30th, 2005
(0)
NICE!
March 30th, 2005
(0)
garbage
March 30th, 2005
(0)
don't poptarts come in twos? 5/5
March 30th, 2005
(0)
I forgot how good this was.
March 30th, 2005
(0)
What's the name of the song in the background?
March 30th, 2005
(0)
hilarious dude. hilarious.
March 30th, 2005
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A little long, but still, you get a "lmao". 5
March 31st, 2005
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Nice job ripping off a joke from a great stand-up comedian. You get one star you unoriginal dick.
March 31st, 2005
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let me begin to rage on hkk: he tried to ban me, then i became a good member of loltheinternet.com. HE WAS BANNED. EVERYONE HATES HIM. here is a real life picture of the f*g: http://hkkishot.ytmnd.com/ and http://img203.exs.cx/img203/5279/hk5mk.jpg HK
March 31st, 2005
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HKK STANDS FOR HARD KORE KID. this kid is a noob at the internet. what a little brat. problem solved.
March 31st, 2005
(0)
This could be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
March 31st, 2005
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awesome work, also try (http://bushkerrymem.ytmnd.com/)
March 31st, 2005
(0)
HAHA FUNNY
April 1st, 2005
(1)
omfg my face 10000000/5
April 1st, 2005
(0)
Perfect satire 6/5
April 2nd, 2005
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Pop Tarts bitching synched to Carmen. well done, sir. :P
April 2nd, 2005
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Carmen, Carmina, same difference ;_;
April 2nd, 2005
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Intel isn't bad, but AMD's is just misleading. If I'm building a 64-bit AMD system and I look and say "Hey, it's an AMD 64 4000+! That must mean it's 4000MHz which is 4GHz" Oh no! It's only 2.4GHz. At least Intel has the sense to put the processor
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how do you download the music in the background to your computer?
April 2nd, 2005
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YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MORTALS
April 2nd, 2005
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hybridmoments129, right click somewhere on the page, click view page source. go to the bottom where it says . copy that site into your browser.
April 2nd, 2005
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http://www.ytmnd.com/site_data//44000/44432/sound.mp3
April 2nd, 2005
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I laugh every time.
April 5th, 2005
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Better than my Benny Hill and 50 cent song. You deserve #1.
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Laff
April 5th, 2005
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XD! Epic ending/10.
April 6th, 2005
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GG. :)
April 6th, 2005
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I love you.
April 6th, 2005
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A definite lollercaust.
April 6th, 2005
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April 6th, 2005
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It needs more hybr1d. Lame Choke Yourself. Quit Life. I am bethanym. I am Ron Burgundy? Please. I am Ugoff. Please. He is Ugoff. Please. I am Agoff. Please. I am Xgoff. Please. I am Vgoff. Please. I am Wgoff. .ffogU si eH .esaelP Will this be lord of the
April 7th, 2005
(1)
hkk fails at spamming. here is a picture of him. http://www.loltheinternet.com/DavieD008/downloads/pics/random/hkk.jpg
April 7th, 2005
(0)
Dude!O.O
April 8th, 2005
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i agree.
April 8th, 2005
(0)
Rofl So stupid/dumb it makes me laugh every time I see it. 5/5
April 8th, 2005
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did you destroy everything in sight?
April 10th, 2005
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BRILLIANT! 5
April 11th, 2005
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Hilarious. The best part is the lyrics for the song when it reaches its height, which translated from Latin goes quite appropriatly to the audio of beating (something up): "Fate is against me in health and virtue, driven on and weighted down, always e
April 11th, 2005
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lawlz
April 14th, 2005
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this is exceedingly funny
April 14th, 2005
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hehe
April 14th, 2005
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you win dave
April 14th, 2005
(0)
Best. Ytmnd. Ever.
April 15th, 2005
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Very entertaining, might I add you have a sexy voice. lawl.
April 16th, 2005
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Your mom has a sexy voice.
April 16th, 2005
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Nu uh.
April 17th, 2005
(0)
LOLOCAUST
April 23rd, 2005
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 26th, 2005
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*lol* Playing 'O Fortuna' in the background made this what it is.
April 27th, 2005
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Carl Orff - Carmina Burana 1. O Fortuna 2. Fortune plango vulnera I. Primo vere (In Springtime) 3. Veris leta facies (No strings and only a small chorus) 4. Omnia sol temperat 5. Ecce gratum
April 29th, 2005
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lol thats hilarious
April 29th, 2005
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If you open up a few of these at the same time it sounds like a bunch of people getting pissed at a pop tart. lol.
April 29th, 2005
(0)
hahahaha
April 29th, 2005
(0)
ecks f*cking dee wow this is hilarious
April 29th, 2005
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Cunning-Chap is jealous that this site is beating his. lol.
April 30th, 2005
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^Indeed, lol. What a loser. :D
April 30th, 2005
(0)
Sounds just like the guy of Mega64.
April 30th, 2005
(0)
good stuff.
April 30th, 2005
(0)
Waffles = roffled
April 30th, 2005
(0)
XD OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN XD
April 30th, 2005
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Oh my...This is a work of art!!! 5/5 Keep up the cool originality man!!
May 1st, 2005
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The reason it says that is so the filling inside the pop tart dont get to hot because if they do then they'll get sued because some idiot got burned. 5/5
May 1st, 2005
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XD
May 2nd, 2005
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hey man!
May 2nd, 2005
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oh hi!
May 5th, 2005
(0)
NOt funny 1/5
May 12th, 2005
(1)
This site wins. Multiple times. Haters of this site are gayer than the indian from The Village People. Best original YTMND ever.
May 15th, 2005
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sequel: http://threesecondsmores2.ytmnd.com/
May 16th, 2005
(0)
Funny stuff.
May 18th, 2005
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ROFLCOPTER
May 20th, 2005
(0)
This is great! #2 also owns!
May 22nd, 2005
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Is that from a movie? Excellent either way
May 23rd, 2005
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5/5 10/10 15/15 etc wicked sick + i am so dum cos im an americabn lol wicked joke
May 23rd, 2005
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u see i spelt american wrong cos i am an american lol(i am actually from Italy) and american are dum!!!!
May 23rd, 2005
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CLASSIC. The song's name is Caramina Burana
May 24th, 2005
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Haha... Definately one of my top favorites.
May 25th, 2005
(1)
not funny and i dont see what people find funny about it. that is all.
May 29th, 2005
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lololol, f*cking gay.
May 30th, 2005
(0)
this sucks. its not funny.
May 31st, 2005
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Classic. I love it. 5/5
June 3rd, 2005
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This has been a favorite of friends and I for a while. 5.
June 3rd, 2005
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Easy to copy from a stand-up routine.
June 3rd, 2005
(0)
lol funny sh*t
June 4th, 2005
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HAHAHHAHAHAHH THAT WAS AMAZING LOLL
June 5th, 2005
(0)
lollerskates....hilarious
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FUNNIEST THING EVER XD
June 5th, 2005
(1)
this isnt funny at all. AT ALL.
(0)
sweet
June 6th, 2005
(-1)
this is by far the funniest ytmnd ever
June 6th, 2005
(0)
LMFAO
June 6th, 2005
(0)
whoa, that was supposed to be 5 stars...
June 6th, 2005
(0)
ahhhh
June 7th, 2005
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This is the best one yet.
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lol
June 16th, 2005
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still awesome
June 16th, 2005
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is that a typo, or does it really need 3 seconds?
June 17th, 2005
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this should be a fad.
June 19th, 2005
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Its true, 3 seconds does nothing
June 20th, 2005
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5 for the music plus the, "WHAT IS THIS?!"
June 21st, 2005
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a work of art
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Pure genius.
June 22nd, 2005
(0)
Infamous. http://mortaldance.ytmnd.com
June 22nd, 2005
(0)
Coulda cleaned up the scanned pic a little bit... but that sound is awesome.
June 22nd, 2005
(0)
someone call the support number and ask why your pop tart was cold after 3 seconds... then record and post it!
June 22nd, 2005
(0)
This is classic. CLASSIC!
June 24th, 2005
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WHAT IS THIS sh*t??? IT'S STILL COLD!!! and the song is by Karl Orff - Carmina Burana
June 24th, 2005
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OH..MY..GOD...this is hilarious, HAHAHAHAA! What is this!? WHAT IS THIS!? ITS A FIVE!!
June 27th, 2005
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HEY EINSTEIN! Its called a toaster! GET ONE! No one puts f*cking poptarts in the microwave lol. Eah, its a nice original effort and its a little amusing. Ill give it a 3.
June 29th, 2005
(0)
LMFAO!!
July 2nd, 2005
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One of the funniest things I have ever seen and heard in my life....gee gee
July 4th, 2005
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Hahahahahaha, masterpiece.
July 4th, 2005
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XD!!! I never listened to the whole sound until now, and now i know why that is a fiver. awesome.
July 4th, 2005
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I lol'd.
July 4th, 2005
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When there is no more room in hell, Poptarts will take 3 seconds in the microwave.
July 4th, 2005
(0)
LOL. 10/5
July 4th, 2005
(0)
Let's take this sh*t down to capitol hill
July 4th, 2005
(0)
LOL
July 4th, 2005
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Favourite YTMND ever.
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The way you did the music is pure genius. Best ytmnd ever created.
July 4th, 2005
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lol
July 4th, 2005
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get a toaster
July 4th, 2005
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hahahahahaha rofl
July 4th, 2005
(0)
lol, I found that very very funny.
July 4th, 2005
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IT'S STILL NOT FUNNY!?!??
July 4th, 2005
(-1)
he didnt even make the music, its carl orff - o fortuna, a song made hundreds of years before any of us were born
July 4th, 2005
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sucks sucks sucks
July 4th, 2005
(-1)
inkdrinker where are you when we need you
July 4th, 2005
(-1)
its not funny, its not funny, and its still not funny
July 4th, 2005
(-1)
good job copying off of pwned.nl "WHAT THE f*ck" stupid noob
July 4th, 2005
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http://poptartsuck.ytmnd.com/
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Hey chauncey, nice job crying about a ytmnd that everyone likes but you. Nobody cares whether you think it's funny or not.
July 5th, 2005
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I thought it was funny because of the great use of the song... it started out slow and classical, and I liked how he was serious about "this is still cold...AFTER 3 SECONDS!" then he started getting more pissed and the music got louder and more active,
July 5th, 2005
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perfect.
July 5th, 2005
(0)
LOLLERSKATEZ
July 5th, 2005
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I love you.
July 5th, 2005
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the pop tart may be cold, but this is hot hot hot
July 5th, 2005
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The voice makes me angry. How the hell did this get on the top
July 5th, 2005
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its because its getting viewhacked since davie probably wants 15 more minutes of interweb fame, thats why
July 6th, 2005
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changed it to http://poptartsucks.ytmnd.com/
July 6th, 2005
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woah this went up again? btw viewhacks don't exist.
July 9th, 2005
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5. wow i can only imagine dave beating the sh*t out of a pop tart. I think it might even be better if the Jenova theme were used, but Carmina Burana is awesome.
July 10th, 2005
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ROFL
July 10th, 2005
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OMFG THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST YTMND EVER
July 10th, 2005
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BEST YTMND EVER
July 11th, 2005
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hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha ha
July 14th, 2005
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its not funny cuz the guy is obviously homosexual and hes really talking about sucking cocks
July 14th, 2005
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My God. This is the best YTMND I have ever seen/heard.
July 14th, 2005
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Rofl, O Fortuna makes this one of my favorite ytmnds ever
July 17th, 2005
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Anyone else hear chuckling in the background of the sound?
July 17th, 2005
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Buy a less sh*tty microwave.
July 18th, 2005
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Best ytmnd laugh all day!
July 18th, 2005
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This one is a classic :D - http://harryfansowned.ytmnd.com
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Best YTMND ever.
July 19th, 2005
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strikes. awe.
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ROFL!
July 22nd, 2005
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I Laughed So Hard.. I Thought It Was Going To Be A Clip From The Stand Up Routine, But It Turned Out To Be Way Better..
July 22nd, 2005
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Teh ownage
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sh*t
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LOL
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Awesome!
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