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father-superior

November 11th, 2004

2:07:25 PM CST

(11)

lol

mik3m

April 4th, 2007

9:05:00 PM CDT

(9)

this site f*cking owns

XxTopCatxX

April 11th, 2007

8:13:09 PM CDT

(7)

this is one of the first YTMNDs I ever LOVED and repeatedly looked at over and over cuz it was so funny. and its funny because its TRUE! this ytmnd is a classic!!!

Hotshot

April 19th, 2007

2:06:49 PM CDT

(5)

This ytmnd is truly awesome. One of my favourite ytmnds of all time. I still stop by every few weeks just to hear it again.

August 23rd, 2007

(0)

March 23rd, 2008

(0)

REPLYING TO 4 YEAR OLD CONTENT VIA INSTANT REPLY.

martinprince

June 6th, 2008

8:04:35 AM CDT

(2)

Still pound for pound one of the best ytmnd's ever.

hucklebilly

October 8th, 2008

10:16:08 PM CDT

(0)

why are your pop tarts cold? do you keep them in a f*cking freezer?

TheDamnRobots

October 8th, 2008

10:39:08 PM CDT

(0)

Why would you sponsor one of my old favs omni you dog

dmaz

October 10th, 2008

10:19:22 PM CDT

(1)

Whats even better is that this came out before that comedian's 3 second poptart jokes...was that Brian Regan?

fryar229

April 5th, 2013

6:43:12 PM CDT

(0)

faggy short film

Canada3241

November 11th, 2004

2:51:07 PM CST

(-2)

Awesome. What's the song name?

Trebar

June 19th, 2011

1:04:49 PM CDT

(0)

Saw some wookies.

ZZT-X

November 11th, 2004

3:26:50 PM CST

(-1)

Heh.

lowcast

November 11th, 2004

4:04:07 PM CST

(-1)

holy sh*t balls!

jiujitsu

November 11th, 2004

4:40:41 PM CST

(-2)

HAHA this reminds me of that counter-strike kid :D 5/5

GamerChris

November 11th, 2004

4:42:32 PM CST

(-1)

lmfao

TheDoz

November 11th, 2004

4:56:07 PM CST

(-15)

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Retard.

leileilol

November 11th, 2004

5:18:04 PM CST

(1)

5!

prairiedogeric10

June 13th, 2007

5:22:20 PM CDT

(-1)

leileilol

DaveKap

November 11th, 2004

5:20:20 PM CST

(0)

Very very funny, 5/5. I'm starting to love self-recorded ytmnds.

KvanCetre

November 11th, 2004

5:28:54 PM CST

(0)

5'd

Sparkman101

November 11th, 2004

6:41:42 PM CST

(0)

I know! What kind of directions are those?

duckedtapedemon

November 11th, 2004

7:15:01 PM CST

(1)

whats that standups name who did the routine about 3 second poptarts? thats what this reminded me of

T7

December 12th, 2007

12:03:05 AM CST

(0)

I think Brian Regan, I hope 3 years was fast enough to say. Though he doesn't get pissed but makes fun of people that microwave poptarts and that there are actualy instructions for it but i ramble

CKOD

November 11th, 2004

7:27:01 PM CST

(0)

Very nice, definitely one of the better ones

DavieD008

November 11th, 2004

7:49:14 PM CST

(0)

there was a standup routine with 3 second poptarts???hmmmm

TheRaven7

November 11th, 2004

8:12:37 PM CST

(0)

wow, did you know that the first instruction on popcorn is to open the wrapping? You cant see the instructions untill you unwrap it

nacunacu

November 11th, 2004

8:25:32 PM CST

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haha don't be so critical about the instructions..americans are idiots, that and they'll so for anything these days. (ie. the lady who sued mcdonalds because she spille docoffee on herself and there was no warning about the contents being hot)

nacunacu

November 11th, 2004

8:26:14 PM CST

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i meant to say "SUE" see i can't spell..because i'm an american.

DavieD008

November 11th, 2004

8:48:04 PM CST

(0)

...

RubilacEx

November 11th, 2004

11:03:58 PM CST

(0)

5/5

Calx

November 12th, 2004

12:26:30 AM CST

(0)

:D

EightBitGnosis

November 12th, 2004

12:28:10 AM CST

(0)

Beautiful work

gaspo

November 12th, 2004

1:38:00 AM CST

(0)

This is genious

SailorAmaya

November 12th, 2004

2:02:00 AM CST

(1)

Holy sh*t I just bought some S'mores Pop-Tarts that have those same instructions on them. When I saw the 3-second thing I was like "WTF". LOL nice job.

Dasyati

November 12th, 2004

2:21:20 AM CST

(3)

MICROWAVE CAPABILITIES DIFFER BY MANUFACTURER. (5)

KaneRobot

November 12th, 2004

3:54:48 AM CST

(0)

Nice.

Lamebot

November 12th, 2004

12:18:27 PM CST

(0)

Then you discover the filling is scalding hot.

Kinger

November 12th, 2004

2:05:39 PM CST

(0)

HOLY CRAP! That was hilarious! 5/5

Harlock

November 12th, 2004

3:45:06 PM CST

(-3)

ya for photo shop

MikStarYo

October 9th, 2008

10:40:45 PM CDT

(0)

JEW!

Ankh

November 12th, 2004

4:08:54 PM CST

(0)

you've inspired me.

DavieD008

November 12th, 2004

7:21:19 PM CST

(3)

HEY HARLOCK-BUY SOME POP TARTS it's no joke...it says 3 seconds.

CaptainRobo

November 12th, 2004

8:21:21 PM CST

(0)

It's CARMINA BURNANA, NOT OH-FURTUNIA. IT'S BY KARL ORFF, NOT WAGNER.

PolarKraken

November 12th, 2004

8:52:08 PM CST

(0)

Am I the only one who thought of Brian Regan's "Microwave Pop-Tart" joke?

SonOfGod

October 9th, 2008

5:01:18 PM CDT

(1)

no, duckedtape

Buzzard

November 12th, 2004

9:33:15 PM CST

(1)

A winner is you.

kangadoodoo

November 12th, 2004

11:37:02 PM CST

(0)

it puts the lotion on the skin

DavidusEntertainment

November 13th, 2004

12:30:02 AM CST

(1)

THIS YTMND IS ONE FOXY GRANDPA

tricolor

October 10th, 2008

10:15:10 AM CDT

(0)

loololollll

iikryton

November 13th, 2004

2:59:55 AM CST

(0)

OMFG!!!!!! INSTANT CL*ssIC!!!!!!!!!!ROFL!!L!@L#L!@!@

DarkRogue

November 13th, 2004

9:59:08 AM CST

(0)

was that you talking?

DavieD008

November 13th, 2004

11:55:18 AM CST

(0)

goddamnit cockjockey i hate you so much

MariSama44

November 13th, 2004

12:59:36 PM CST

(0)

Thats exactly how I felt.

Hagios

November 13th, 2004

2:05:05 PM CST

(0)

This Roffles my waffle... BUT MY WAFFLE IS STILL COLD!

thealexfish

November 13th, 2004

2:41:03 PM CST

(0)

i think this is my favorite ytmnd of all time

PerfectAgent

November 13th, 2004

5:46:12 PM CST

(0)

What ever happened to Pop-Tarts being heated in the toaster?

sdjbass

November 13th, 2004

6:07:39 PM CST

(0)

Carmina Burana is the name of the song

drugs

November 13th, 2004

6:24:34 PM CST

(0)

lol good stuff 5/5 tried it and 3 seconds is def not enough hahaha

TheMirage123

November 13th, 2004

7:51:11 PM CST

(0)

I laughed sooo f*cking hard.. I nearly wanted to heat up a poptart myself

no117

November 13th, 2004

11:24:22 PM CST

(0)

holy sh*t, that was awsome, but what is that song called? thanks

johnbobby

November 13th, 2004

11:35:58 PM CST

(0)

Genius. 5/5

SailorAmaya

November 14th, 2004

1:11:21 AM CST

(0)

I just tried this the other night. THIS SITE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. IT REALLY IS COLD AFTER 3 SECONDS. Too bad my dorm doesn't allow toasters...

Oldirty

November 14th, 2004

10:50:57 AM CST

(0)

HAHAHA. YOU WIN!!!

wizardmon5

November 14th, 2004

4:25:29 PM CST

(0)

Nice, dude. Just nice. 5/5

goax2x

November 14th, 2004

6:42:45 PM CST

(0)

that made me cry its so funny

swedishkessler

November 14th, 2004

7:02:47 PM CST

(0)

LOL, this definetely beats out "Halo Fans Fail At Life".

goax2x

November 14th, 2004

7:09:24 PM CST

(0)

check out my take on the thing here: http://threesecondliljon.ytmnd.com/

bootleg

November 15th, 2004

2:06:47 AM CST

(0)

LMAOWL, will you marry me?!?

ULTIMATE-FORCE

November 15th, 2004

2:16:54 PM CST

(0)

Just so we are clear here, the lady sued McD's because they had a policy of serving coffee way above the temp. of human consupmtion. They were fined many many times, but McD's just didn't care. Coffee shouldn't give you 3rd degree burns. Americans

mercuryeagle

November 15th, 2004

2:46:18 PM CST

(0)

lmao awesome 5/5, and ^ was amusing too

Beavis

November 15th, 2004

3:46:19 PM CST

(0)

You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

maplejet

November 15th, 2004

3:55:55 PM CST

(0)

Totally random...which means...it ownz you!!

thisisit50

November 15th, 2004

9:37:47 PM CST

(0)

lol! were you beating up the microwave?

DavieD008

November 16th, 2004

11:12:11 PM CST

(0)

DAMNIT LECOCK! sry everyone...

Velox

November 17th, 2004

1:39:05 AM CST

(0)

Thank you, DavieD008, for this wonderful nugget of internet gold. You have inspired me to create a video chronicalling my own attempt to see whether 3 seconds really is long enough. This will be done within the next 5 hours. Many thanks, your contribution

six-volt

November 17th, 2004

3:03:55 AM CST

(0)

You realise, of course, that these seemingly spam messages are actually terrorist plans in secret code, right?

MaxXOmega

November 17th, 2004

9:55:34 PM CST

(0)

I lolo'd

NetVerkin

November 18th, 2004

9:38:47 PM CST

(0)

hahah this is funny 5/5

DafT

November 21st, 2004

5:29:58 AM CST

(0)

This is absolutely brilliant

Accel-ACE

November 24th, 2004

7:50:01 PM CST

(0)

Genious.

Zombiekiller

November 26th, 2004

12:57:02 PM CST

(0)

HHQAHHAHAHHASGahSafsgdhsagdsha 5/5!

madagascar69

November 27th, 2004

8:04:32 PM CST

(0)

roflz

Anal-Baking-Supplies

December 4th, 2004

3:02:06 PM CST

(0)

From this moment on, lets revolt against Poptarts and tell them to get their f*cking label right

DavieD008

January 28th, 2005

10:14:14 PM CST

(1)

ytmnd is dead. last comment ever.

DavieD008

March 29th, 2005

8:04:53 AM CST

(0)

yea you're right.

big-mclargehuge

March 29th, 2005

1:56:31 PM CST

(0)

makes me laugh EVERY time. thanks, davieD008!

ChaosKats

March 29th, 2005

4:47:10 PM CST

(0)

5/5

ChibiKuririn

March 29th, 2005

5:16:22 PM CST

(0)

5/5

Hamsterman

March 29th, 2005

5:40:40 PM CST

(0)

cockjockey and lecock are gay

T3hSockdude

March 29th, 2005

8:49:58 PM CST

(0)

At least it's an original idea. 5/5

TheFatKid

March 30th, 2005

12:12:33 AM CST

(0)

NICE!

Dookie

March 30th, 2005

12:37:59 AM CST

(0)

garbage

ilpadrino86

March 30th, 2005

4:11:47 AM CST

(0)

don't poptarts come in twos? 5/5

superelretardo

March 30th, 2005

12:08:22 PM CST

(0)

I forgot how good this was.

heelflipp900

March 30th, 2005

2:48:21 PM CST

(0)

What's the name of the song in the background?

herrhav0k

March 30th, 2005

3:46:10 PM CST

(0)

hilarious dude. hilarious.

Fuchi

March 30th, 2005

11:16:24 PM CST

(0)

A little long, but still, you get a "lmao". 5

HKK

March 31st, 2005

1:03:34 AM CST

(-1)

Nice job ripping off a joke from a great stand-up comedian. You get one star you unoriginal dick.

DavieD008

March 31st, 2005

2:05:37 AM CST

(0)

let me begin to rage on hkk: he tried to ban me, then i became a good member of loltheinternet.com. HE WAS BANNED. EVERYONE HATES HIM. here is a real life picture of the f*g: http://hkkishot.ytmnd.com/ and http://img203.exs.cx/img203/5279/hk5mk.jpg HK

DavieD008

March 31st, 2005

2:07:25 AM CST

(0)

HKK STANDS FOR HARD KORE KID. this kid is a noob at the internet. what a little brat. problem solved.

gojin

March 31st, 2005

4:15:12 AM CST

(0)

This could be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

sakebalboa

March 31st, 2005

3:11:04 PM CST

(0)

awesome work, also try (http://bushkerrymem.ytmnd.com/)

GTZBYKE

March 31st, 2005

3:47:41 PM CST

(0)

HAHA FUNNY

Buzzard

April 1st, 2005

1:55:15 PM CST

(1)

omfg my face 10000000/5

Fendraki

April 1st, 2005

11:11:44 PM CST

(0)

Perfect satire 6/5

TheDarkOne

April 2nd, 2005

2:04:51 AM CST

(0)

Pop Tarts bitching synched to Carmen. well done, sir. :P

TheDarkOne

April 2nd, 2005

2:10:21 AM CST

(0)

Carmen, Carmina, same difference ;_;

sodae

April 2nd, 2005

12:01:33 PM CST

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Intel isn't bad, but AMD's is just misleading. If I'm building a 64-bit AMD system and I look and say "Hey, it's an AMD 64 4000+! That must mean it's 4000MHz which is 4GHz" Oh no! It's only 2.4GHz. At least Intel has the sense to put the processor

hybridmoments129

April 2nd, 2005

1:47:24 PM CST

(0)

how do you download the music in the background to your computer?

Alekies

April 2nd, 2005

2:34:48 PM CST

(0)

YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MORTALS

DavieD008

April 2nd, 2005

3:41:29 PM CST

(0)

hybridmoments129, right click somewhere on the page, click view page source. go to the bottom where it says . copy that site into your browser.

DavieD008

April 2nd, 2005

3:42:13 PM CST

(0)

http://www.ytmnd.com/site_data//44000/44432/sound.mp3

SupInternet

April 2nd, 2005

5:06:13 PM CST

(0)

I laugh every time.

Yaridovich

April 5th, 2005

7:46:45 PM CDT

(0)

Better than my Benny Hill and 50 cent song. You deserve #1.

HitlerBuiltMyHotrod

April 5th, 2005

8:08:14 PM CDT

(0)

Laff

DrHutchison

April 5th, 2005

9:40:49 PM CDT

(0)

XD! Epic ending/10.

jammno

April 6th, 2005

6:10:10 PM CDT

(0)

GG. :)

shockthemonkey

April 6th, 2005

6:43:31 PM CDT

(0)

I love you.

Emperor

April 6th, 2005

10:18:09 PM CDT

(0)

A definite lollercaust.

HKK

April 6th, 2005

11:04:52 PM CDT

(-1)

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HKK

April 6th, 2005

11:15:05 PM CDT

(0)

It needs more hybr1d. Lame Choke Yourself. Quit Life. I am bethanym. I am Ron Burgundy? Please. I am Ugoff. Please. He is Ugoff. Please. I am Agoff. Please. I am Xgoff. Please. I am Vgoff. Please. I am Wgoff. .ffogU si eH .esaelP Will this be lord of the

DavieD008

April 7th, 2005

1:29:37 AM CDT

(1)

hkk fails at spamming. here is a picture of him. http://www.loltheinternet.com/DavieD008/downloads/pics/random/hkk.jpg

Mega-Hassi

April 7th, 2005

11:57:26 AM CDT

(0)

Dude!O.O

DavieD008

April 8th, 2005

2:08:03 AM CDT

(0)

i agree.

wys339

April 8th, 2005

12:31:37 PM CDT

(0)

Rofl So stupid/dumb it makes me laugh every time I see it. 5/5

DavieD008

April 8th, 2005

7:37:13 PM CDT

(0)

did you destroy everything in sight?

zrj

April 10th, 2005

5:33:12 AM CDT

(0)

BRILLIANT! 5

Ruckgesicht

April 11th, 2005

3:19:57 PM CDT

(0)

Hilarious. The best part is the lyrics for the song when it reaches its height, which translated from Latin goes quite appropriatly to the audio of beating (something up): "Fate is against me in health and virtue, driven on and weighted down, always e

rofflecopter

April 11th, 2005

7:48:47 PM CDT

(0)

lawlz

motelhotel

April 14th, 2005

3:21:12 PM CDT

(0)

this is exceedingly funny

nugzseeker

April 14th, 2005

8:30:57 PM CDT

(0)

hehe

ewok

April 14th, 2005

9:16:34 PM CDT

(0)

you win dave

KoopaKid

April 14th, 2005

10:36:11 PM CDT

(0)

Best. Ytmnd. Ever.

Kasuga

April 15th, 2005

7:37:35 PM CDT

(0)

Very entertaining, might I add you have a sexy voice. lawl.

Nahki

April 16th, 2005

2:36:57 AM CDT

(0)

Your mom has a sexy voice.

Kasuga

April 16th, 2005

2:38:29 AM CDT

(0)

Nu uh.

genofr33k

April 17th, 2005

8:19:14 PM CDT

(0)

LOLOCAUST

tosseddwarf

April 23rd, 2005

12:36:32 AM CDT

(0)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dpaladin

April 26th, 2005

4:00:42 PM CDT

(0)

*lol* Playing 'O Fortuna' in the background made this what it is.

brendan

April 27th, 2005

4:05:27 AM CDT

(0)

Carl Orff - Carmina Burana 1. O Fortuna 2. Fortune plango vulnera I. Primo vere (In Springtime) 3. Veris leta facies (No strings and only a small chorus) 4. Omnia sol temperat 5. Ecce gratum

uhmno

April 29th, 2005

10:17:38 AM CDT

(0)

lol thats hilarious

Punch

April 29th, 2005

5:32:57 PM CDT

(0)

If you open up a few of these at the same time it sounds like a bunch of people getting pissed at a pop tart. lol.

vagjuice

April 29th, 2005

7:33:26 PM CDT

(0)

hahahaha

Bostonmark

April 29th, 2005

9:37:40 PM CDT

(0)

ecks f*cking dee wow this is hilarious

DavieD008

April 29th, 2005

9:44:00 PM CDT

(0)

Cunning-Chap is jealous that this site is beating his. lol.

Punch

April 30th, 2005

6:00:54 AM CDT

(0)

^Indeed, lol. What a loser. :D

Otacon

April 30th, 2005

1:03:35 PM CDT

(0)

Sounds just like the guy of Mega64.

bomberman2

April 30th, 2005

2:41:05 PM CDT

(0)

good stuff.

genofr33k

April 30th, 2005

10:33:37 PM CDT

(0)

Waffles = roffled

FatBourbon

April 30th, 2005

11:03:26 PM CDT

(0)

XD OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN XD

Surillian

April 30th, 2005

11:52:18 PM CDT

(0)

Oh my...This is a work of art!!! 5/5 Keep up the cool originality man!!

rudyangulo

May 1st, 2005

10:28:24 AM CDT

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The reason it says that is so the filling inside the pop tart dont get to hot because if they do then they'll get sued because some idiot got burned. 5/5

JonClaw

May 1st, 2005

2:38:17 PM CDT

(0)

XD

dirtbag

May 2nd, 2005

10:03:20 AM CDT

(0)

hey man!

DavieD008

May 2nd, 2005

11:38:55 AM CDT

(0)

oh hi!

chrisio22

May 5th, 2005

3:01:44 AM CDT

(0)

NOt funny 1/5

TheSturge

May 12th, 2005

4:00:32 PM CDT

(1)

This site wins. Multiple times. Haters of this site are gayer than the indian from The Village People. Best original YTMND ever.

DavieD008

May 15th, 2005

6:21:56 AM CDT

(1)

sequel: http://threesecondsmores2.ytmnd.com/

NIK12787

May 16th, 2005

10:34:27 PM CDT

(0)

Funny stuff.

Rahnjei

May 18th, 2005

5:58:54 AM CDT

(0)

ROFLCOPTER

deathviper05

May 20th, 2005

6:28:11 PM CDT

(0)

This is great! #2 also owns!

FunnyBunny

May 22nd, 2005

4:33:59 PM CDT

(0)

Is that from a movie? Excellent either way

chelsearock

May 23rd, 2005

5:40:19 PM CDT

(0)

5/5 10/10 15/15 etc wicked sick + i am so dum cos im an americabn lol wicked joke

chelsearock

May 23rd, 2005

5:42:00 PM CDT

(0)

u see i spelt american wrong cos i am an american lol(i am actually from Italy) and american are dum!!!!

Necro99

May 23rd, 2005

7:26:29 PM CDT

(0)

CLASSIC. The song's name is Caramina Burana

Crow

May 24th, 2005

4:23:37 AM CDT

(0)

Haha... Definately one of my top favorites.

EasterEggs

May 25th, 2005

11:04:07 PM CDT

(1)

not funny and i dont see what people find funny about it. that is all.

Zenodice

May 29th, 2005

12:20:12 AM CDT

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lololol, f*cking gay.

chauncey

May 30th, 2005

12:19:22 PM CDT

(0)

this sucks. its not funny.

GigglePuff

May 31st, 2005

9:54:02 PM CDT

(0)

Classic. I love it. 5/5

Davus

June 3rd, 2005

2:13:32 AM CDT

(0)

This has been a favorite of friends and I for a while. 5.

dmages

June 3rd, 2005

4:14:00 PM CDT

(0)

Easy to copy from a stand-up routine.

dcwchrisman

June 3rd, 2005

7:33:36 PM CDT

(0)

lol funny sh*t

Suki21

June 4th, 2005

1:28:44 PM CDT

(0)

HAHAHHAHAHAHH THAT WAS AMAZING LOLL

Russellzor

June 5th, 2005

12:41:06 AM CDT

(0)

lollerskates....hilarious

xg0newiththesin

June 5th, 2005

2:50:47 AM CDT

(0)

FUNNIEST THING EVER XD

chauncey

June 5th, 2005

11:36:25 AM CDT

(1)

this isnt funny at all. AT ALL.

shittingknome

June 6th, 2005

12:26:14 AM CDT

(0)

sweet

Bohrium

June 6th, 2005

11:59:50 AM CDT

(-1)

this is by far the funniest ytmnd ever

smellyrayzin

June 6th, 2005

4:21:15 PM CDT

(0)

LMFAO

smellyrayzin

June 6th, 2005

4:22:00 PM CDT

(0)

whoa, that was supposed to be 5 stars...

smellyrayzin

June 6th, 2005

4:22:29 PM CDT

(0)

ahhhh

LordRevan

June 7th, 2005

12:01:47 AM CDT

(0)

This is the best one yet.

videogamegeek91

June 15th, 2005

2:04:42 AM CDT

(0)

lol

lovable-bill2

June 16th, 2005

3:33:05 AM CDT

(0)

still awesome

xcrissxcrossx

June 16th, 2005

12:19:40 PM CDT

(0)

is that a typo, or does it really need 3 seconds?

Blahguy10481

June 17th, 2005

3:43:35 PM CDT

(0)

this should be a fad.

Fruitloopz

June 19th, 2005

8:52:26 PM CDT

(0)

Its true, 3 seconds does nothing

Gary-Glitter

June 20th, 2005

3:41:12 PM CDT

(0)

5 for the music plus the, "WHAT IS THIS?!"

poiuyt89

June 21st, 2005

11:58:18 AM CDT

(0)

a work of art

SickDamienBlack

June 21st, 2005

11:41:57 PM CDT

(0)

Pure genius.

catwatch

June 22nd, 2005

3:56:22 AM CDT

(0)

Infamous. http://mortaldance.ytmnd.com

martu12

June 22nd, 2005

3:20:01 PM CDT

(0)

Coulda cleaned up the scanned pic a little bit... but that sound is awesome.

thehunter1320

June 22nd, 2005

7:30:57 PM CDT

(0)

someone call the support number and ask why your pop tart was cold after 3 seconds... then record and post it!

PsychoKinetic

June 22nd, 2005

11:50:51 PM CDT

(0)

This is classic. CLASSIC!

Bedn

June 24th, 2005

4:41:32 PM CDT

(0)

WHAT IS THIS sh*t??? IT'S STILL COLD!!! and the song is by Karl Orff - Carmina Burana

Flameman666

June 24th, 2005

10:16:54 PM CDT

(0)

OH..MY..GOD...this is hilarious, HAHAHAHAA! What is this!? WHAT IS THIS!? ITS A FIVE!!

mes323

June 27th, 2005

9:56:46 PM CDT

(0)

HEY EINSTEIN! It�s called a toaster! GET ONE! No one puts f*cking poptarts in the microwave lol. Eah, it�s a nice original effort and it�s a little amusing. I�ll give it a 3.

Matty7874

June 29th, 2005

1:40:03 PM CDT

(0)

LMFAO!!

Russellzor

July 2nd, 2005

5:58:27 PM CDT

(0)

One of the funniest things I have ever seen and heard in my life....gee gee

Nox

July 4th, 2005

1:02:41 AM CDT

(0)

Hahahahahaha, masterpiece.

koopakong

July 4th, 2005

3:18:56 AM CDT

(0)

XD!!! I never listened to the whole sound until now, and now i know why that is a fiver. awesome.

Cesar

July 4th, 2005

3:29:52 AM CDT

(0)

I lol'd.

Spikeelsucko

July 4th, 2005

7:36:55 AM CDT

(0)

When there is no more room in hell, Poptarts will take 3 seconds in the microwave.

Omgwtfpr0n

July 4th, 2005

8:04:22 AM CDT

(0)

LOL. 10/5

arremmdee

July 4th, 2005

10:31:44 AM CDT

(0)

Let's take this sh*t down to capitol hill

Peanut

July 4th, 2005

10:56:17 AM CDT

(0)

LOL

Snork

July 4th, 2005

11:02:28 AM CDT

(0)

Favourite YTMND ever.

ieatlivepuppies

July 4th, 2005

2:14:00 PM CDT

(0)

The way you did the music is pure genius. Best ytmnd ever created.

ornfree

July 4th, 2005

6:46:12 PM CDT

(0)

lol

SteakAndEggs

July 4th, 2005

7:21:56 PM CDT

(0)

get a toaster

Shade574

July 4th, 2005

8:02:26 PM CDT

(0)

hahahahahaha rofl

thwak

July 4th, 2005

8:14:22 PM CDT

(0)

lol, I found that very very funny.

chauncey

July 4th, 2005

10:14:26 PM CDT

(-1)

IT'S STILL NOT FUNNY!?!??

chauncey

July 4th, 2005

10:15:07 PM CDT

(-1)

he didnt even make the music, its carl orff - o fortuna, a song made hundreds of years before any of us were born

chauncey

July 4th, 2005

10:16:03 PM CDT

(-1)

sucks sucks sucks

chauncey

July 4th, 2005

10:16:17 PM CDT

(-1)

inkdrinker where are you when we need you

chauncey

July 4th, 2005

10:16:37 PM CDT

(-1)

its not funny, its not funny, and its still not funny

chauncey

July 4th, 2005

10:17:00 PM CDT

(-1)

good job copying off of pwned.nl "WHAT THE f*ck" stupid noob

chauncey

July 4th, 2005

10:28:49 PM CDT

(-1)

http://poptartsuck.ytmnd.com/

ieatlivepuppies

July 5th, 2005

7:59:54 AM CDT

(0)

Hey chauncey, nice job crying about a ytmnd that everyone likes but you. Nobody cares whether you think it's funny or not.

Peanut

July 5th, 2005

8:26:20 AM CDT

(0)

I thought it was funny because of the great use of the song... it started out slow and classical, and I liked how he was serious about "this is still cold...AFTER 3 SECONDS!" then he started getting more pissed and the music got louder and more active,

Peanut

July 5th, 2005

8:26:23 AM CDT

(0)

perfect.

FusionKnight

July 5th, 2005

10:16:57 AM CDT

(0)

LOLLERSKATEZ

coolestmoose

July 5th, 2005

10:57:06 AM CDT

(0)

I love you.

SPN

July 5th, 2005

12:05:14 PM CDT

(0)

the pop tart may be cold, but this is hot hot hot

Telltolin

July 5th, 2005

1:08:51 PM CDT

(0)

The voice makes me angry. How the hell did this get on the top

chauncey

July 5th, 2005

4:17:18 PM CDT

(0)

its because its getting viewhacked since davie probably wants 15 more minutes of interweb fame, thats why

chauncey

July 6th, 2005

12:38:32 AM CDT

(0)

changed it to http://poptartsucks.ytmnd.com/

DavieD008

July 6th, 2005

6:29:39 PM CDT

(0)

woah this went up again? btw viewhacks don't exist.

Dragonflare

July 9th, 2005

6:10:41 PM CDT

(0)

5. wow i can only imagine dave beating the sh*t out of a pop tart. I think it might even be better if the Jenova theme were used, but Carmina Burana is awesome.

Chikusho

July 10th, 2005

6:59:11 PM CDT

(0)

ROFL

xcrissxcrossx

July 10th, 2005

8:00:11 PM CDT

(0)

OMFG THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST YTMND EVER

xcrissxcrossx

July 10th, 2005