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May 25th, 2006
(3)
The mermaid; mouth can substitute.
May 5th, 2007
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the mermaid, shes cute. plus, what would you rather wake up next to, a preety face, or a fish head?
May 25th, 2006
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL------------------------------------ Bounty stands at $20 for first one to id the mystery song----http://unknownsong.ytmnd.com
May 25th, 2006
(0)
mmmmm, fish head.
May 25th, 2006
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A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
blowjob plz
May 25th, 2006
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Silly. Just silly.
May 25th, 2006
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top half, can't talk to a fish. and having sex with a fish headed thing is beastiality.
May 25th, 2006
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Want me to upload the whole thing in context or make later another YTMND where it appears in context?
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Surprise us.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Ok.. I'll do it later today.... Look it up for updates, as I'll link it from here.
May 25th, 2006
(2)
PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11
May 25th, 2006
(2)
Whatever one is younger. Hopefully one of them is 12!!!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I'ma f*ck me a fish
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I cannot decide.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I'd pick B.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A, "The mermaid; mouth can substitute." What fruitmunch said.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
left, oral sex ftw
May 25th, 2006
(0)
fruitmunch got it. 'Fish head' indeed. :)
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
great!!!!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Ariel ftw
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid. Far more attractive.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I too vote A.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
FWAP FWAP, I'd go B: easier to kill and eat when you inevitably run out of food, plus can't swim away and less bitching. Still smells like fish though.
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Pedophilia seems to be in a lead over beastiality. I still can't tell which is which though. Personaly I like tits.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
you cant eat mermaids?
May 25th, 2006
(0)
hot mermaid..... i cant bring myself to f*ck a fish head.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
both?
May 25th, 2006
(0)
fish head 1....as i can make babies for meat wen i eat the babies
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A: Because B is like a fish with some freak disorder. A is like a human with a freak disorder. Plus I could ask her to give me a ride back to civilization. The fish would just dance around on the island. Also, get this. You would have to f*ck B underwater. Gills.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
top half ftw, lmao
May 25th, 2006
(-2)
Mermaid. No PMS, No trying to kick me in the **** and can hold a conversation. (She looks 12 so sex isn't an option)
May 25th, 2006
(0)
mermaid sex... interresting... hope she dont have as much kids as a fish...
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Top half... Pussy is good, but not that good...
May 25th, 2006
(0)
that question cut into my soul
May 25th, 2006
(0)
top. You could communicate with her so she could get you food from undersea if you had trouble surviving. Plus BJ'd for great justice.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
^lol
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A because blowjobs are great and BECAUSE SHE LOOKS 12 ^_^
May 25th, 2006
(0)
The mermaid; mouth can substitute. x2
May 25th, 2006
(0)
why the f*ck does everyone want to talk to the mermaid? personally i would f*ck the sh*t out of the fishlips. Put a nice paperbag over her fish-head, add on a picture of elizabeth hurley or some other hot chick and we're good to go. Bonus being: i wouldnt have to listen to mer-bitch talk about celebrities, how her day went and how some other mer-bitch is a slut along with all the other dumb sh*t women talk about. Seriously, A conversation? haha you naive young men.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
half of each - chop chop stitch stitch - SHE'S ALL FISH BABY!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
mermaid cuz she can blow u and you can tity f*ck her
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
that sample is very loopable, otherwise a 5. and for the record, the top half, but only because i had a bad experience with a fish head back in college. long story...
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Holy sh*t, that's a really tough choice! Well, pussy tastes like fish anyway, so I guess I could live with kissing it, too. Bottom half human FTW!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
i'd choose the pussy, cut off the fish, and f*ck the dead pussy until it rotted and skin came off on my dick.
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I choose A, cuz of the blowjob, handjob, titjob, armpitjob, and hairjob options.
May 25th, 2006
(2)
Some of these comments are f*cking classic. 5 for the hilarity.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Top hands down.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
"PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11" 4īd just for that
May 25th, 2006
(0)
the bottom half is all i need, the top half is just a talking life support for the vagina ;)
May 25th, 2006
(0)
GREAT
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I 5 this because people here are getting into serious philosophical debates over how much fish they are willing to f*ck :P
May 25th, 2006
(0)
MERMAID ALL THE WAY, dude you can still get head and titty f*ck em, and if your feeling real nasty, im sure they have an opening between the scales somewhere - besides there alot easier to look at
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Bottom Half of A, top half of B
May 25th, 2006
(1)
bottom half: get "it" pregnant and hopefully the child will come out normal. then you can have sex with teh child
May 25th, 2006
(0)
different song but i gotta go with the top
May 25th, 2006
(0)
i'd take the one on the right. that way, i could eat the upper fish portion, and keep the part with the vagina for later.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I choose A, cuz of the blowjob, handjob, titjob, armpitjob, and hairjob options. ditto ^
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Oops.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A, handjob and blowjob will suffice.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
normal mermaid of course
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I'll still find a way to fertilize her eggs. XD
May 25th, 2006
(0)
5 for crash test dummies and faved also
May 25th, 2006
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on second thought I agree with MrApgar...
May 25th, 2006
(0)
9V's comment is just disturbing. Pedo/Beast? hard decision for me.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
5'd for Crash Test Dummies ftw.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid ftw. I don't think I could lay in bed next to the fish head.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Is it wrong to think "Food until rescue." when looking at either of them?
May 25th, 2006
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"bottom half: get "it" pregnant and hopefully the child will come out normal. then you can have sex with teh child"
May 25th, 2006
(0)
^ Greatest idea ever. ^
May 25th, 2006
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Are you trying to say the mermaid doesn't have a vagina? Because she probably does. And it's always wet. And the fish may have a human vagina, but it still smells like fish.
May 25th, 2006
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Mermaid. Only because fish can't talk. Or not properly. And everyone knows that being alone with no one who is human/sentient can lead to insanity. Which is a bad thing on a deserted island. Also she would be able to get me some seafood.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
She could catch them right in her mermaid vagina on accident, swimming backward.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I choose the fish for Pussy. Paper bag can help the top half
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Top half
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A, because B is going to try and eat me.
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Like, Humphro said. B would definitely try to eat you. It's a giant f*cking fish with human legs. What do you expect? It would probably have fights with Godzilla and sh*t.
May 25th, 2006
(-2)
BJs are better than vagina f*cking.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
well maybe if the left one didnt look 12, but the right one just needs a trasbag over the top half
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A.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
The mermaid. She can be communicated with and sent to find help for me..........oh, right. I mean she can blow me.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Yeah, the fishhead can't even give a handjob...
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Hello? Deserted island! Where to get a bag to put over B's head. Plus where do you get one big enough to cover it? At least A has other abilities apart from walking and teh sex!!1
May 25th, 2006
(0)
The human thighs combined with the fishy upper half combine to make an awesome amount of meals when it comes time for cannibalism.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid_Problem
May 25th, 2006
(0)
ummm, am I the only one who saw the phrase "Alone" on a desert island? There would be no companion anyway but my hand and my dwindling sanity.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid!
May 25th, 2006
(1)
But with the mermaid you don't have to eat her. She'll find your food for you :) And, if you're cruel enough, you can get her to cook for you :D
May 25th, 2006
(0)
If themadjester is right, the question should be: "If you went insane and you started getting hallucinations and you would develop a hallucinated companion, which would you choose?" Well, actually, I would go for B in that situation. Why? Because I obviously went crazy :)
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Futurama much?
May 25th, 2006
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"top half, can't talk to a fish. and having sex with a fish headed thing is beastiality." why would you want to talk to her?
May 25th, 2006
(0)
oh top half by the way.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
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Toilet: Futurama did not invent this joke/dilemma.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
It depends, does she use her mouth for constant nagging in A or just sex and good conversation? Because otherwise, I'd rather have silence and 2 perfectly good holes.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
bj k thx
May 25th, 2006
(0)
well, she probably won't want to give me a blowjob...and I can't get turned on by a fish...I'd go B. I can always put a bag over it's head and dream of the mermaid.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid. She can still give head!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Blowjobs for the rest of my life. Ok.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I choose A. I would have gotten pussy with B
May 25th, 2006
(0)
whichever one has more delicious fish meat to eat
May 25th, 2006
(0)
also ass. But with A I can get boobs and mouth and a less ugly creature.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A, the mermaid.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
That's from a manga series called Short Cuts, I believe.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid! Like they said.. mouth can substitute very, very well... hmm.. and don't mermaid have an ass? Anyway...
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I never thought about that....
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I can f*ck her face all day, so the human top
May 25th, 2006
(0)
good one! i chose A. The fish cant clean itself, thus youre looking at one dirty couche. plus the fact that those legs will grow hair in no time, and the fish has no arms to shave them. im not shavin that sh*t!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A.... No, B. Having a foot fetish just makes this harder!
May 25th, 2006
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Siegmund, I have a good recommendation: Look for The Album "The Hard and the Easy" by Great Big Sea, a song called "The Mermaid", and thank me later ;)
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Dude, A because B is freaking the hell out of me. WAIT! BETTER IDEA! Get some ugly wench to steal her voice and turn her into a full human. That solves 2 problems at once!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A. Blowjob kk
May 25th, 2006
(0)
mermaid. bj's all day!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Ah ah ah, it would be very disappointing to choose A and then find out she's not into oral sex, or worse, she doesn't like you. I suppose it's better to spend a little effort to catch the running fish-head.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
also A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
you guys are all pigs. make this site NSFW, just because. you dick pig heads make me sick. "yeah, i'd like to have sex with all the women in the world, and get aids while i'm at it!" idiots.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
i'll take titties and a bj over fish poon any day
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A= hot
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
May 25th, 2006
(-1)
also, go die in fires. all you pigs think about is sex, you give men, and humans, bad rep for living. how about this; i get each one of you castrated, now which do you chose?
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I choose jakeman.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I choose Jakeman!!!
May 25th, 2006
(0)
haha. nice
May 25th, 2006
(0)
I say do some surgery cuit the fish head off the one with bottomhalf human and put the top half on it
May 25th, 2006
(0)
A, just because I'd rather have someone to talk to rather than being completely alone. I think in a deserted island situation, sex is a secondary concern :/
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Defintely A. Never desperate enough for B.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
awmygad.... thats tricky, =)
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Mermaid ftw
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b!!!duhh you get pussy and *sshole... f*ck one till its not good and switch it up.
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wait... i would pick A because hand job blow job tit f*ck and something to look at... though pussy is amazing
May 25th, 2006
(0)
" The mermaid; mouth can substitute." - fruitmunch makes a solid point.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
Choice A for me :).
May 25th, 2006
(0)
If there was food on the island, Mermaid. If there wasn't, fish. Anyway isn't there a chance the mermaid still has some kind of.. um.. orafice..
May 25th, 2006
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"PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11"
May 25th, 2006
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TOP HALF!! Looks>pussy
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Fifty, mouth = orifice. Which brings me to my point: bj ftw.
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I'd just f*ck the mermaid in the mouth and watch her chock on my cock.
May 25th, 2006
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The normal mermaid. A blowjob is fine too, and boobs are good.
May 25th, 2006
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Top half human plz.
May 25th, 2006
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I've got an oral fetish. 'Nuff said.
May 25th, 2006
(0)
ANY KIDS WANT f*ckING?
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There's more to do with the top half. Plus the mermaid could go get me as many fish as I wanted with her amazing swimming ability. ...And she could never ask for kids.
May 25th, 2006
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A obviously. she can get me some oral lovin', then we can swim to civilization where i can sell her to scientists. you can't tell a fish brained twat where to go!
May 25th, 2006
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A, I couldn't f*ck something that looked lovingly at me with a fish face. Also titties...
May 25th, 2006
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I choose left because a mermaid still has to have some kind of hole to stick it in down there.
May 25th, 2006
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also the one with the fish head has gills so you would always have to do it doggy style with its head in the water and *ss on the beach
May 25th, 2006
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A
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Apgar makes a good point. With B you can procreate and potentially have normal humans or even top-human mermaids. At the very least you could have more pussies and asses to f*ck.
May 25th, 2006
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yeah, top half, she can just give head.
May 25th, 2006
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Fwap Fwap? More like fap fap...
May 25th, 2006
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ugh....I unno thasa toughy
May 25th, 2006
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Yeah mermaid no contest. Oral, tittie f*ck you name it!
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MERMAID HOES PUSSY SMELL LIKE PUSSY ANYWAY OLOLOL
May 25th, 2006
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I take the mermaid because the mermaid looks like she's 12...
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... you all fail at life... lame song and lame discussion...
May 25th, 2006
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If there's a mermaid then it's not going to be uninhabited then is it?
May 25th, 2006
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Well, the one with the fishhead on the end wont talk much... so you dont have to listen to bitching either :D
May 25th, 2006
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Quick bio lesson, if it helps anyone. The fishhead creature is rather awkward, and would have great difficulty hunting, and would soon die of starvation. However, traditionally, mermaids cannot speak, ruling out conversation.
May 25th, 2006
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Mermaid. They can suck, and have a hidden pussy anyhow.
May 25th, 2006
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In addition, while some have surmised that A may have some kind of "mermaid vagina", if mermaids procreate as fish do, there is no sexual activity... eggs are "sprayed" out a tiny opening. While it may be possible to try to f*ck this opening if you've got a particularly short and narrow penis, the risk of being sprayed with eggs might be a bit unsettling.
May 25th, 2006
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Top half, cause the fish would be like *wtf? why r im out watar?*
May 25th, 2006
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"Why couldn't she have been one of those other mermaids with the fish part on top and the lady part on bottom?" - Fry
May 25th, 2006
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Add quote from Futurama: The Deep South..."Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
May 25th, 2006
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A
May 25th, 2006
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She's got to have an anus around there somewhere. I'm voting for A; But I'll admit, B would at least keep me amused. FWAP FWAP.
May 25th, 2006
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Anyway on a deserted island i wouldn't have much time for the mermaid, with the button to push every 108 minutes...
May 25th, 2006
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A
May 25th, 2006
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Mermaids are mammals. Therefore, they have a womans vagina hidden on them.
May 25th, 2006
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i agree mouth
May 25th, 2006
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hmmmm, yeah mouth can do it.
May 25th, 2006
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I choose the mermaid, blowjobs ftw
May 25th, 2006
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wow that's a hard choice. I might have to go with A...
May 25th, 2006
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Hmmmm
May 25th, 2006
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BJ, FTW
May 25th, 2006
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definitely the second one I could care less about fish breath
May 25th, 2006
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Top half can still tittie f*ck
May 25th, 2006
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Okay, this one is SO left field.
May 25th, 2006
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top half
May 25th, 2006
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Meh, i'd rather get a blowjob from chick then f*ck a fish.
May 25th, 2006
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top half, i agree with the bj consensus
May 25th, 2006
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5 for a Ricky Gervais joke.
May 25th, 2006
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pfft yeah ha bj's are just as good
May 25th, 2006
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top half human
May 25th, 2006
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top half ftw lol 5'd luthordoommusic.ytmnd.com
May 25th, 2006
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Both, and a team of surgeons.
May 25th, 2006
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Mermaid needs bigger tits.
May 25th, 2006
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A, because even a mermaid has to poop from somewhere....
May 25th, 2006
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Top half human...Giant fish heads are very unpleasant and I can imagine nightmares after sexual relations.
May 25th, 2006
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A
May 25th, 2006
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Depends if she can give a mean blowjob or not. Top part for now. No blowjob experience = bottom half.
May 25th, 2006
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Yea, can I get half of both? I mean, I'd defintely want the bottom half of A and the top of B. :D
May 25th, 2006
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A because a fish head is scary to f*ck
May 25th, 2006
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Boobies and still no NSFW? YTMND has entered a new high!
May 25th, 2006
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mmm top half.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why would you do this to us?!!??! :'''( I guess I would pick... OMG I CAN'T PICK AHHHHHHHH I think I'm gonna go lie down.
May 25th, 2006
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A. She's got a mouth.
May 25th, 2006
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I knew the comments for this one would not disappoint.
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Does it really matter? Mermaids become fully human when they leave the water.
May 25th, 2006
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A
May 25th, 2006
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Good question. Mermaid's got the looks, but reverse mermaid's got the poon.
May 25th, 2006
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regular mermaid, as long as she can give good...uh...stuff... :P
May 25th, 2006
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naturally. :) mermaid for the win
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I choose option C. All fish.
May 25th, 2006
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Mermaid.
May 25th, 2006
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DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!
May 25th, 2006
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A
May 25th, 2006
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Mermaid, you'll be eating fish with any women...
May 25th, 2006
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B
May 25th, 2006
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A, and if she starts bitching you can just throw her on the barbeque anyway.
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it makes me feel all good inside
May 25th, 2006
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A
May 25th, 2006
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neither i`d wank it.
May 25th, 2006
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If the mermaid had bigger boobs, the vote would be unanimous.
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hrrrmmmmm
May 25th, 2006
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boobs are boobs. A.
May 25th, 2006
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probably A, id make my own hole anyways
May 25th, 2006
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Bottom half.
May 25th, 2006
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I choose Pikachu!
May 25th, 2006
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Mermaid, same reason as 1st
May 25th, 2006
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Human top half. The fish is sexy but I like 12 year old girls.
May 25th, 2006
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Azored
May 25th, 2006
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Definitely the mermaid. a) I can stand looking at her, b) head is good, and c) booooooooobs.
May 25th, 2006
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C
May 25th, 2006
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I don't get how screwing something that has a fish head is any more or less bestiality that screwing something with a fish bottom, especially since the genetalia goes on the bottom.
May 25th, 2006
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A.
May 25th, 2006
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top half human, not being able to go past 3rd base > sex with a fish head
May 25th, 2006
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"I think in a deserted island situation, sex is a secondary concern" quoted for truth. A lot of people immideately think about sex with this pic/situation, while survival is much more important.
May 25th, 2006
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But as I said earlier, I'd choose B if it was a hallucination, because fish headed people in hallucinations always rock!
May 25th, 2006
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top half....bj's baby
May 25th, 2006
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Change the sound back =/
May 25th, 2006
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definetly the mermaid. Id rather get head from a hot girl with a cool fin-thing than f*ck a fish with legs.
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5 for Jakeman being a self righteous holier than thou twat.
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i'd rather be blown by ariel than have to f*ck a fish.
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A
May 25th, 2006
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Funny f*cking sh*t man. You win. Lol.
May 25th, 2006
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are you kidding me? top half no doubt...who says the fin looking bottom half dosent have a vagina anyway?
May 25th, 2006
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Does the fish have teeth?
May 25th, 2006
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B
May 25th, 2006
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Check out this pic! MOPEY FIXED HER! ;) http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pwnedj24af.jpg
May 25th, 2006
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Either one is fine. you could just use a paper bag on the fish.
May 25th, 2006
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Choice A, easily. You've got tits, a human face, and the ability to receive blowjobs and handjobs.
May 25th, 2006
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Come on... Seriously? The mermaid is the obvious choice!
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