The Ultimate Bedside Surprise
Created on: June 12th, 2006
The Ultimate Bedside Surprise
How it would actually happen in real life. Chances are high that the deranged serial killer behind the mask would stab you in the eyeball with a needle a few seconds later.

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June 12th, 2006
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5'd for descrip alone
March 26th, 2007
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beautiful
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Classic!
September 28th, 2008
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see also : http://obama-dream.ytmnd.com/
June 12th, 2006
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Impressive.
June 12th, 2006
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Locutus is my man.
June 12th, 2006
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Unexpected
June 12th, 2006
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Whoever just downvoted this is an immense f*ggot
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Gold. Nice edit.
June 12th, 2006
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wake up with the king lol
June 12th, 2006
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Wow, for a second it had a 4.91 score with 23 votes XD That was pretty hilarious.
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Wow. xD I just read your comment on the NEDM one, then I saw this. Wonderful.
June 12th, 2006
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He just got f*cked in the ass. Or he's about to. This is better than the original 10 fold :)
June 12th, 2006
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Funnier the NEDM, but still lacking and full of fad.
June 12th, 2006
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I wish I can make stuff synched :(
June 12th, 2006
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I laugh EVERY TIME IT LOOPS.
June 12th, 2006
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awesome!
June 12th, 2006
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I have to fav this. Great replay value.
June 12th, 2006
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Good Lord!
June 12th, 2006
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who is gonna do the brian peppers one? maybe with stephanie as the mustachioed dude?
June 12th, 2006
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Ok, who will come up with a Brian Peppers version of this?
June 12th, 2006
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I would downvote because i want Stan sells everything to stay in the Top 5, but i REALLY cannot.
June 12th, 2006
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5 because the king is pretty scary.
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This is pretty great.
June 12th, 2006
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"I would downvote because i want Stan sells everything to stay in the Top 5, but i REALLY cannot." Thanks. I appreciate that.
June 12th, 2006
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nice work,
June 12th, 2006
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Chav-Slayer vs. LocusofBorg for the top of "Up and Coming" WHO WILL WIN?!
June 12th, 2006
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Yup, I definitely smell fad. Oh, the potential.
June 12th, 2006
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I just deleted my site. Needs to be brightened.
June 12th, 2006
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The only problem is that when this hits the top 5, it'll get downvoted straight to hell simply because it has a higher rating than YTMND Symphony Orchestra.
June 12th, 2006
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good blurs makes it
June 12th, 2006
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haha beat you out by 24 seconds Teknesh! Think faster next time haha
June 12th, 2006
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waiting for someone to do that
June 12th, 2006
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Stop camping your comments page douche, it makes you look "needy", and people will downvote accordingly.
June 12th, 2006
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I'm not camping, I just like talking to my viewers. Same thing happens when movies first get premiered. The director talks to the crowd and whatnot. *shrug*
June 12th, 2006
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Funny and well made. Where is your god now? :)
June 12th, 2006
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The King giveth, and the King taketh away.
June 12th, 2006
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The King, lol
June 12th, 2006
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yes!
June 12th, 2006
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wake up with the king
June 12th, 2006
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you f*cking win
June 12th, 2006
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DOOM!!
June 12th, 2006
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I used to like responding to feedback too Locutus, but you know YTMND...
June 12th, 2006
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LOL
June 12th, 2006
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lmao!
June 12th, 2006
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O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X
June 12th, 2006
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monster editing
June 12th, 2006
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You win. So much.
June 12th, 2006
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I lol'd. watched it again and lol'd even harder
June 12th, 2006
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Aaaaand... yop five no more. Good run.
June 12th, 2006
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top* ... i am legally blind and retarded.
June 12th, 2006
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Jesus Christ. Ok, yeah, I have been doing a bit of camping only because I'm noticing something - As soon as the site gets one positive vote, it immediately gets a negative vote. And then a pause until the next positive vote.. then another negative vote. Hmmmmm... !
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Top 5 again. Congratulations! Also, 5
June 12th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You knocked Stan sells Everything off the Ttop 5!! But.... still.... can't...... downvote.....
June 12th, 2006
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Win for the King!
June 12th, 2006
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June 12th, 2006
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LOLZ. i wish i knw how or where to ppl get videos from
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I love it!
June 12th, 2006
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king love you long time
June 12th, 2006
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Well, I've come to the conclusion that I have absolutely no right to complain :P I mean, look at my score for crissake's. I'm lucky to have a bunch of cool guys voting on my site. Thanks everyone :) Anyway, I'm taking off for now. Adios!
June 12th, 2006
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"Jesus Christ. Ok, yeah, I have been doing a bit of camping only because I'm noticing something - As soon as the site gets one positive vote, it immediately gets a negative vote. And then a pause until the next positive vote.. then another negative vote. Hmmmmm... !" YTMND entropy. Many good sites start ot with high ratings, then people feel that, while it's good, it deserves a lower score, and it begins its fall...
June 12th, 2006
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:)
June 12th, 2006
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this is actually quite scary
June 12th, 2006
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awesome
June 12th, 2006
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LMFAO!! I was scared for a second until I saw the king :)
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HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET NAILED BY THE KING
June 12th, 2006
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"HAHAHAHA!"
June 12th, 2006
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I should 1 this because of the description, but I like it too much
June 12th, 2006
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Holy sh*t. Somebody should make a brain peppers 'Bedside Suprise' ytmnd. Great LotusOfBorg, are you up for the job?
June 12th, 2006
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if i could i would send you my soul in the mail
June 12th, 2006
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AHHHHHHHHHH!
June 12th, 2006
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Very nice. *begins clapping*
June 12th, 2006
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Hahaha, scared the sh*t out of me.
June 12th, 2006
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Obey the King.
June 12th, 2006
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I saw this coming from a mile away.
June 12th, 2006
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you sir are an win! have teh cookies.
June 12th, 2006
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL and so on.......
June 12th, 2006
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YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Burger King FTW!!!
June 12th, 2006
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Not a single downvoter has commented yet. The sign of a very popular YTMND.
June 12th, 2006
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Zomg!!
June 12th, 2006
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I 5
June 12th, 2006
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Who says you're getting a downvote?
June 12th, 2006
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Where is your God now? Also, -1 until you stop resonding to all the comments. If you don't reply again, I will up it to a 5.
June 12th, 2006
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55555555555
June 12th, 2006
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5'd And respond to my comment just to piss off people who thinks its wrong. I dont get those guys. Atleast he dosent make a half good site and egnore people who comment with improvements. I say comment evey 5 mins on your own YTMND.
June 12th, 2006
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HAHAHA
June 12th, 2006
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This is the scariest YTMND ever.
June 12th, 2006
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nice
June 12th, 2006
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King FTW
June 12th, 2006
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PUT BURGER KING IN THE KEYWORDS!!!!! People will never find this once it is off the top 5!
June 12th, 2006
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The only problem is that if I do, the surprise will be ruined.
June 12th, 2006
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lol owned.
June 12th, 2006
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lol
June 12th, 2006
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R O F L.
June 12th, 2006
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nedm one was better
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wake up with the king
June 12th, 2006
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Hahaha
June 12th, 2006
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i lol'd
June 12th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
June 12th, 2006
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ROFL....I made a King ytmnd too. But I think yours is funnier.
June 12th, 2006
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Yah......i have to five it....its something id do if i had a burger king mask
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Hah, I laughed 5/5
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Absolutely top-notch.
June 12th, 2006
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not really, it's decent but not perfect.
June 12th, 2006
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holy crap, i totally imagined this when that f*cking commercial first came out. This is an awesome site...you win, sir.
June 12th, 2006
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Ha
June 12th, 2006
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the king is an evil man, and yet no one listens to me.
June 12th, 2006
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Obey the King. Or he'll find you...
June 12th, 2006
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Hail to the king baby.
June 12th, 2006
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awesome new fad in the making.
June 12th, 2006
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Someone please do this with Brian Peppers.
June 12th, 2006
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O_O
June 12th, 2006
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Much much much better than the garbage NEDM one.
June 12th, 2006
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And you should add the audio "Wake up with the King" from the actual commercial to add to the creepiness.
June 12th, 2006
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Have my baby.
June 12th, 2006
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Oh-ho-ho-ho! Trust me, that guy can scare anybody!
June 12th, 2006
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
June 12th, 2006
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These keep getting better and better.
June 12th, 2006
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I LOL every time it loops
June 12th, 2006
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lol i f*ckin jumped a little...
June 12th, 2006
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Who sh*t in my cereal, 'cause I smell a fad commin. Also, wake up with the king.
June 12th, 2006
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locutus, i'm your bitch right now
June 12th, 2006
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Meh. NEDM Version > this.
June 12th, 2006
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I can't stop watching it, I laugh everytime it loops, it never gets old. 5/5
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lol
June 12th, 2006
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Hahahha. Such terror. Such humour. Such five stars.
June 12th, 2006
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leetsauce
June 12th, 2006
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I think I'm gonna have nightmares
June 12th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 12th, 2006
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Lmao. First good "King" one I've ever seen. Also follows the concept of the commercials. Brilliance.
June 12th, 2006
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yes! you win the internetz, i was wondering when somebody would use the king :)
June 12th, 2006
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my 5 is for this
June 12th, 2006
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WINNAH
June 12th, 2006
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Yes.
June 12th, 2006
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You win a whopper ands teh inernates!
June 12th, 2006
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Everybody's scared of this but me. I love to wake up with the King ;)
June 12th, 2006
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OMG THE BIRTH OF A NEW FAD. I can't wait until someone makes another person the "surprize"
June 12th, 2006
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When I first saw the NEDM version, I thought it was going to be the King. But, it was NEDM. NEDM sucks. You win.
June 12th, 2006
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wow lmao
June 12th, 2006
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The sound is still scary as sh*t, but the image is hilarious. 5.
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Wow, did this make the Top 15 yesterday? Didn't even see it. It's pretty well done for a site like this.
June 12th, 2006
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"Wow, did this make the Top 15 yesterday?" Nope :P Only been out for like.. 8-9 hours.
June 12th, 2006
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Er, correction - 11 hours. Whatever :P
June 12th, 2006
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lol im glad im not him
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OH SHI-
June 13th, 2006
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Okay, here's the obligatory "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?" reply. 5'd for funny as hell. :D
June 13th, 2006
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NEDM
June 13th, 2006
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Doesn't deserve to be top rated. If it weren't rated so high, I'd give it a 3
June 13th, 2006
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Terrifying.
June 13th, 2006
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we hav a winnar
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That is what I would do if that freakin BK King was in my bed when I woke up. Those commercials sometime scare me.
June 13th, 2006
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Great edit
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I did not expect that. 5'd
June 13th, 2006
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Locutusofborg for teh win!!!1oneone!
June 13th, 2006
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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LO LO LO
June 13th, 2006
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I wake up with a "King" every morning.
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XD!!!!!!!!!!
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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YOU WIN!!!
June 13th, 2006
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
June 13th, 2006
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F*CK YES
June 13th, 2006
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awesome
June 13th, 2006
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LMFAO!
June 13th, 2006
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awsome!
June 13th, 2006
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dizamn that's teh bizomb
June 13th, 2006
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ROTFFL!
June 13th, 2006
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YOU DID IT!
June 13th, 2006
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you know... i thought the whole king thing was mildly funny in the beginning, but know it's just an advertising campaign out of control... suckers
June 13th, 2006
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OH SHI-
June 13th, 2006
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thank you for the nightmare tonight
June 13th, 2006
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that was actually kinda scary
June 13th, 2006
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haha, great edit
June 13th, 2006
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Its been awhile since we've seen the King, and I welcome him back whole-heartedly.
June 13th, 2006
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Genius!
June 13th, 2006
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As brilliant as Phillip Lahm's goal on Soccer World Cup 2006
June 13th, 2006
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Ha ha ha, great!
June 13th, 2006
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haha, awesome. also, what is actually supposed to be beside him?
June 13th, 2006
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I love it! lol Made me roffle
June 13th, 2006
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love it. 5. here's mine. http://youcanthandlescientology.ytmnd.com/
June 13th, 2006
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For what is originally beside him, see http://demoninfestedpizzafacedzombiechick.ytmnd.com
June 13th, 2006
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lulz. I'd react the exact same way if I woke up with the King next to me.
June 13th, 2006
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OMG yes! The King! It's been way too long since I saw him. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
June 13th, 2006
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L.. O...freaking L
June 13th, 2006
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Everytime I watch it...I laugh..even tho i know what's goign to happen... you sir...are god
June 13th, 2006
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Without Scientology, I'd have never seen this gem. Thank Xenu for all of his wonderful blessings! :)
June 13th, 2006
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Godlike
June 13th, 2006
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harharharharharharhar
June 13th, 2006
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perfect
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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lol, the king!
June 13th, 2006
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how bout that cropping. nice dither too
June 13th, 2006
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laugh out loud
June 13th, 2006
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1
June 13th, 2006
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LOL, I was waiting for someone to do this.
June 13th, 2006
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stfu
June 13th, 2006
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5 for you, Glenn Coco!
June 13th, 2006
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lol oldskool
June 13th, 2006
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Awesome.
June 13th, 2006
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4.63 wow
June 13th, 2006
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Haha this made me lol. Perfectly executed.
June 13th, 2006
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thank you
June 13th, 2006
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nicely done, gg :)
June 13th, 2006
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this was the first one. failure.
June 13th, 2006
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Brilliant! You can never go wrong w/ the king!
June 13th, 2006
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Very Nice
June 13th, 2006
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Forgot to rate lol
June 13th, 2006
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The King.
June 13th, 2006
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wake up with the king
June 13th, 2006
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SURPRIZE BUTTSEX?
June 13th, 2006
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Dammit, Hans! You stole my line!
June 13th, 2006
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funny...
June 13th, 2006
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http://dontfollow.ytmnd.com/ I'm so sorry
June 13th, 2006
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description + omg king = 5. If i could only edit that well ,do you know what I would put? I'm gonna tell you....I'd put (insert failed fad here)
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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wtf ftw!
June 13th, 2006
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Oh man, it seems so long since we've had a great King YTMND. You sir have revived his legacy.
June 13th, 2006
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lololololol
June 13th, 2006
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I'd poop the bed, that's for sure!
June 13th, 2006
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Wow.
June 13th, 2006
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thanks for fixing the old one that was NEDM ^__^
June 13th, 2006
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Niatona learn how to spell right before talking like a little teenage bitch.
June 13th, 2006
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Awesome.
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someone should make one with david hasslehoff. and when it shows him... DUUUUUUUUUUU!
June 13th, 2006
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Aww man! You stole my idea! :(
June 13th, 2006
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f*cking priceless....5'd
June 13th, 2006
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That is no mask.
June 13th, 2006
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..It's a space station?
June 13th, 2006
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Oh man, it would have been even better with Brian Peppers.
June 13th, 2006
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LMAO!!
June 13th, 2006
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2 for not being as good as NEDM.
June 13th, 2006
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sweeeet! the king is back! nice editing, too.
June 13th, 2006
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LOL. The ytmnd should be called "Wake up with the king."
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I just rofld my waffles.
June 13th, 2006
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purly amazing
June 13th, 2006
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The scream scared me at first, but the rest is damn funny.
June 13th, 2006
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HAHA!! 5'd cuz you captured the terror I expeience every time I see the commercials!!
June 13th, 2006
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HAHAHA!!! WIN!
June 13th, 2006
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I laughed so hard, it was hard to aim for the 5!
June 13th, 2006
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I sh*t you not, this is the best YTMND ever f*cking made.
June 13th, 2006
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Wake up...with The KingŪ.
June 13th, 2006
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Nice.
June 13th, 2006
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Hahaha NICE! Faved
June 13th, 2006
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"Unexpected" I was expecting it right when I read it. What I wasn't expecting was the goodness
June 13th, 2006
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perfect
June 13th, 2006
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dude you win.
June 13th, 2006
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jump off the band waggon for no reason.
June 13th, 2006
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your so cool locutus of borg.
June 13th, 2006
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How it would actually happen in real life. Chances are high that the deranged serial killer behind the mask would stab you in the eyeball with a needle a few seconds later.
June 13th, 2006
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im giving it a much better rating then it deserves, but description is nice keep it up
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