Philonometry: An alternative to Scientology
Created on: June 15th, 2006
Philonometry: An alternative to Scientology
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June 15th, 2006
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LOL
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for Alan Parsons Project
June 15th, 2006
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im a man and i sent you some nudes, cheack your in box big boy ;)
June 15th, 2006
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M Y LIFE IS COMPLETED
June 15th, 2006
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This explains so much... (@_@)
June 15th, 2006
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AHHHH. I love you.
June 15th, 2006
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Convert me! Convert me! yes!
June 15th, 2006
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PiousHeretic: THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GROUP THAT MADE THIS SONG? You have *NO* idea how long I've been trying to figure that out. 5 to all of your sites =D
June 15th, 2006
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5ed for December 2nd. My birthdayz0r. kekeke
June 15th, 2006
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ChucknorrisSoda, I love you
June 15th, 2006
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Right triangle = gold
June 15th, 2006
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wtf???
June 15th, 2006
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I'm pretty sure you meant "inability to shoot web," you might want to change it.
June 15th, 2006
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I feel as though my cerebral cortex has been f*cked with a chainsaw dildo.
June 15th, 2006
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Trust me, I meant shot web =)
June 15th, 2006
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5 for "Your head a splode."
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hahahha
June 15th, 2006
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wow this is great. You just need some medical practice to be claimed as evil, compared to psychiatry. How about Proctology?
June 15th, 2006
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June 15th, 2006
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...
June 15th, 2006
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No fatties plz
June 15th, 2006
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This is going straight to the top.
June 15th, 2006
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"azn?" hahaha
June 15th, 2006
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My megahurtz are back!
June 15th, 2006
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truly epic
June 15th, 2006
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Love it
June 15th, 2006
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Nice off-shoot-parody
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gasp! i never knew what i was missing, that sneaky elian! Its a good thing we have philonometry to clear all this up!
June 15th, 2006
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awesome.
June 15th, 2006
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Walt Disney the Flesh-Eating Robot sez: "ELLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
June 15th, 2006
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AZN? LAWL
June 15th, 2006
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"Trapped him in an isoceles right triangle" FTW.
June 15th, 2006
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LAWSUIT
June 15th, 2006
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lol phionomentry ftw!
June 15th, 2006
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Same sh*t, different Xenu
June 15th, 2006
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definatley gets a LOL
June 15th, 2006
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haha
June 15th, 2006
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lol, "pythagoras summoned up alll of his power and trapped elain withinin the confines of the right triangle". hilarity
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Make it a tid bit slower.
June 15th, 2006
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DAMN YOU, DANZART! HOW COULD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU?! (Well done.)
June 15th, 2006
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:O
June 15th, 2006
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AZN's, Alan Parsons Project, and no fatties. I would 6 this.
June 15th, 2006
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just for that ill 5 this site 2 all the rest
June 15th, 2006
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The one slide with all the text goes a bit too fast, but it is still great. Nice sound also
June 15th, 2006
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i would melt my skin off for this sh*t
June 15th, 2006
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Must. Send. All. Money.
June 15th, 2006
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BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP BAGFLAP
June 15th, 2006
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OWNAGE LMFAO
June 15th, 2006
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I'm a believer!
June 15th, 2006
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you win sir, where do i sign?
June 15th, 2006
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I have Aspergers Syndrome. Damn you Elian and you're time paradoxing ways! :(
June 15th, 2006
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5'd, no question about it
June 15th, 2006
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needs to slow down some
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I believe it.
June 15th, 2006
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i is converting
June 15th, 2006
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Beggars can't be choosers. =D
June 15th, 2006
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I highly endorse this product and/or service.
June 15th, 2006
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my head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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f*cking Briliant
June 15th, 2006
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too short filmish for my taste, but congrats on getting double top 5.
June 15th, 2006
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must worship you as a.. god....
June 15th, 2006
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5'd as told in the instrutions!!
June 15th, 2006
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rofl
June 15th, 2006
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rofl, fived for genuinely making me laugh out loud.
June 15th, 2006
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LOL
June 15th, 2006
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You win all over my face
June 15th, 2006
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Alan Parsons Project = 5
June 15th, 2006
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azn? lol
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f*ck yes.
June 15th, 2006
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head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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"noods" for 5
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for "trapped within a right triangle" and "broke pythaogrean theorem."
June 15th, 2006
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You rly made me laugh
June 15th, 2006
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Too god damn fast
June 15th, 2006
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We don't have to meet on Sundays, right?
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for truth and also for parodying Final Fantasy 6 a bit.
June 15th, 2006
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slow it down a little
June 15th, 2006
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Finally. A religion that MAKES SENSE!
June 15th, 2006
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*convert'd*
June 15th, 2006
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alien3456- That made me think of a joke "Yeah, scientologist don't like proctologists, apparently they don't like doctors messing with their brains". ...Delivery counts for a lot. And this is slightly more plausible than scientology
June 15th, 2006
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5
June 15th, 2006
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The song title is actually Sirius which is the instrumental lead-in to Eye in the Sky. Close enough.
June 15th, 2006
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Change elian to the time traveler or the back to the future guy, and add in a type of doctor to be evil. THEN you get my supah-five.
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azn? , LOL
June 15th, 2006
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*no fatties please
June 15th, 2006
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I love it.
June 15th, 2006
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You are a winner of winners.
June 15th, 2006
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FINALLY I CAN SHOT WEB AGAIN! THX! 8D
June 15th, 2006
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lol, no fatties
June 15th, 2006
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my megahurts have ben stoled :(
June 15th, 2006
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Brilliant. Sydd is hungry for chicken soda.
June 15th, 2006
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5 for fatties comment
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BEST EVER!
June 15th, 2006
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Okay, you've been fived. Can I get a free reading? :o
June 15th, 2006
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I lol'd
June 15th, 2006
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Sadly this can't be viewed on 800x600 resolution :( 15" monitors blow.
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5 +fav.
June 15th, 2006
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It's really funny, and the song is great. But it goes so fast!
June 15th, 2006
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Where do I sign!??!?!
June 15th, 2006
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The check is in the mail.
June 15th, 2006
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azn? LOL!!
June 15th, 2006
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Another 5 based entirely on the APP song
June 15th, 2006
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hahhahah klooooooooolk
June 15th, 2006
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I HAV NO MONY BUT IM AZN MUZT JOINE
June 15th, 2006
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I had sex with a ham sandwich once.
June 15th, 2006
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I don't like the sound of bonitis :-o
June 15th, 2006
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AZN? = 5
June 15th, 2006
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Yes.
June 15th, 2006
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best way to render cults and religions and any beliefs useless is making up own ones.
June 15th, 2006
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lol, geometry > elian
June 15th, 2006
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Compelling
June 15th, 2006
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SLOW THE f*ckING THING DOWN I CANT READ IT AGHHRHRGHGHRG 5 ANWAYS THO
June 15th, 2006
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Yes, massster...
June 15th, 2006
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lol nice
June 15th, 2006
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You > Me
June 15th, 2006
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lol winz!!
June 15th, 2006
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how the f*ck am i supposed to read it when it goes that fast.
June 15th, 2006
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
June 15th, 2006
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Very funny. Well done.
June 15th, 2006
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awsome
June 15th, 2006
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I couldn't read all the symptoms before the frame changed, but 5 notheless.
June 15th, 2006
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LOL, that was the epitomy of a ytmnd.
June 15th, 2006
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Holy f*ck, monstrous win.
June 15th, 2006
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Also, here's a YTMND idea for you: A time-travelling battle of some sort between Elian and the Mullet Man.
June 15th, 2006
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winnnaaaaar
June 15th, 2006
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5'd not because you told me to, but because when I checked the information page a naked woman was on the ad at the top.
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For some reason this makes almost as much sense as Scientology.
June 15th, 2006
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Sign me up!
June 15th, 2006
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lawl
June 15th, 2006
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Sorry but I have only one god... Xenu
June 15th, 2006
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I must find this song elsewhere.
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5 for Elian. iViva Elian! Tambien, coques.
June 15th, 2006
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my finger hurts from fiving al of your sites. I sure hope i can solve my dissentary.
June 15th, 2006
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LOL
June 15th, 2006
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more beleivable than scientology is
June 15th, 2006
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Not funny, and you didn't properly gauge the amount of time needed to read each panel.
June 15th, 2006
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Lol azn
June 15th, 2006
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WTF?? Elian and Pythagorus, you sir are a genious!
June 15th, 2006
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June 15th, 2006
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5d and faved for: Your Head A Splode, Elian Gonzales, and Math. Can't get anymore random than that
June 15th, 2006
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ELIAN!!!! I am a Philonometrist now.
June 15th, 2006
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-1 because i hate that music more than i hate nazis and scientology combined.
June 15th, 2006
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Elian Gonzales...I forgot about that commie beaner.
June 15th, 2006
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Pythagoras did not develop the Pythagorean theorem.
June 15th, 2006
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really funny, but slow it down a bit
June 15th, 2006
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Trench: Sorry, I intended the site for people above a 5th grade reading level =/ Also, the list of diseases is intentionally fast.
June 15th, 2006
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when the creator tells me to 5 their site I auto-1 it even if it has some lol's
June 15th, 2006
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Maldor, I was actually thinking of Elian Gonzales causing the Indian mathematician to discover the theorem first, but it seemed overly complicated. It's not as if the rest is facturally accurate, anyway =D
June 15th, 2006
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can guys send noodz too >:)
June 15th, 2006
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I smell scientology-mocking. ENOUGH! Think of the Freezoners...
June 15th, 2006
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Couldn't we just kill Elian today?
June 15th, 2006
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Elain is making a ytmnd comeback after his unfortunate "Vacation"
June 15th, 2006
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esplod
June 15th, 2006
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Excellent.
June 15th, 2006
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MY HEAD A SPLODE CUZ IT WUH GOOD
June 15th, 2006
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*noods*
June 15th, 2006
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AMAZING
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Hail Elian
June 15th, 2006
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my head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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Text is too fast
June 15th, 2006
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NINTENDO SIXTY FFOOOUUUURRRR!!! OH MY GGOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!
June 15th, 2006
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BRILLIANT.
June 15th, 2006
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So close to a perfect 5... but the pythagorean theorem was only named after pythagorus; he did not formulate it himself. Sorry :(
June 15th, 2006
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Nice one :)
June 15th, 2006
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AZN?
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that doesnt sound like my version of eye in the sky O_o
June 15th, 2006
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Neat
June 15th, 2006
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sodaa is a awesome god, he reigns form the heavens above.
June 15th, 2006
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easily the best scientology-inspired ytmnd. you get teh intertrons
June 15th, 2006
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Hahah Tom Cruise might like it! xD
June 15th, 2006
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head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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It can cure being "azn" 5'd!
June 15th, 2006
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Cheque is in the mail
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for "noods"
June 15th, 2006
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5 just for saying "the brain damage"
June 15th, 2006
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Lawsuit... Isn't that like a fancy tux?
June 15th, 2006
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good concept
June 15th, 2006
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And I always thought that rap music caused the brain damage '_' What a fool I've been.
June 15th, 2006
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5 for "not being able to shot web"
June 15th, 2006
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Sound doesnt work
June 15th, 2006
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Nevermind
June 15th, 2006
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Oh, God, that's rich.
June 15th, 2006
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aZn?
June 15th, 2006
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LOL at your head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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ROFFLES!
June 15th, 2006
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Its fun to eat pringles liek Kaga...
June 15th, 2006
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awesome, but slow it down!
June 15th, 2006
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I would definatly buy this religion's book of teachings
June 15th, 2006
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you're a goon right?
June 15th, 2006
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fived for no fatties asterisk.
June 15th, 2006
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i love how AZN is in the list of diseases lol
June 15th, 2006
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Done. My life finally has meaning.
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no noods for you
June 15th, 2006
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expect the money soon
June 15th, 2006
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My life is complete!
June 15th, 2006
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You have my support, my money, and my 5! Where can I sign up!!! LOL
June 15th, 2006
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5 for azn XFD.
June 15th, 2006
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XD This really is much smarter than scientology.
June 15th, 2006
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it all makes sense now
June 15th, 2006
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"not being able to shoot web"
June 15th, 2006
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All of you that are complaining that it went by too fast for you to read...revisit it in a couple of years when you graduate from high school.
June 15th, 2006
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5 for "your head a splode?"
June 15th, 2006
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Reminded me of the Chrono Trigger end theme, anyone?
June 15th, 2006
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Thanks. My head is a splode.
June 15th, 2006
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My noods: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/woMAN21230/362963322_l.jpg
June 15th, 2006
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Not funny, and it should be the mullet man.
June 15th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 15th, 2006
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5 stars!
June 15th, 2006
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Love everything about it. :)
June 15th, 2006
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I would send you all the money I have, but to do that, I'll have to buy a postage stamp. If I buy a postage stamp, I'll have no money left. I would send you the stamp, but that too would cost money. I believe you should come up with a solution to this paradox, which should become the 'Chicken-Goat'. paradox
June 15th, 2006
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YOUR HEAD A SPLODE? YOUR MEGAHURTZ HAVE BEEN STOELED? AZN? win!
June 15th, 2006
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5'd. just 5'd.
June 15th, 2006
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5'd because you have 0 donations. Fail and Win at the same time, there's a f*cking paradox.
June 15th, 2006
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Your ideas are intreguing and I would like to sign up for your news letter.
June 15th, 2006
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I loved it all until the ending. Ended with a whimper. :/
June 15th, 2006
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hahaha awesome
June 15th, 2006
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noods lol
June 15th, 2006
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I love the use of the YTMND final site
June 15th, 2006
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The messiah has arrived! Prepare the virgins!
June 15th, 2006
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Awesome, but 5'd just for head asplode.
June 15th, 2006
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Quite a nice religion out there... but your followers will all convert to Techiatry.
June 15th, 2006
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Those f*cking right triangles are death traps...
June 15th, 2006
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I'm impressed.
June 15th, 2006
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pure brilliance!
June 15th, 2006
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I'm so joining this religion.
June 15th, 2006
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pix of the epic battle or it never happened in this timeline
June 15th, 2006
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHA ROFL - Win - 5
June 15th, 2006
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You win 3 interwebs
June 15th, 2006
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ahahahahahahahhahahahaha.. brilliant
June 15th, 2006
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watch out for demons.
June 15th, 2006
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"may cause azn" hahaha. you wish someone would send you money
June 15th, 2006
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CHECK'S IN THE MAIL CHOOCHOO
June 15th, 2006
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i laughed. really hard. this is amazing.
June 15th, 2006
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And yet this still makes more sense than scientology.
June 15th, 2006
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5'd
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so should i just PM you my n00d pix?
June 16th, 2006
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You should throw in the safety not guaranteed dude somewhere.
June 16th, 2006
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Oh, so that's how i shot web
June 16th, 2006
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Slow it down a bit, son.
June 16th, 2006
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too damn long.
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for no fatties plz
June 16th, 2006
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"Azn?" 5's it.
June 16th, 2006
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I haven't lol'd in awhile. 5
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
June 16th, 2006
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Cunnilingus is caused by Elian! Of course, it all makes sense now!
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for hilarious.
June 16th, 2006
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20XX
June 16th, 2006
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My head a splode!
June 16th, 2006
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hail satan
June 16th, 2006
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nice
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