I don't want to be the one....
Created on: August 13th, 2006
I don't want to be the one....
This is a remake of an old YTMND someone made, but then deleted.

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August 13th, 2006
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bad
August 13th, 2006
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brillant
August 13th, 2006
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lol emo hitler
August 13th, 2006
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haha, nice play on words. It hurts me that ppl think my favorite band is emo, though. It hurts me enought to write an emo song about it.
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hehe
August 13th, 2006
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God damn Jews.
August 13th, 2006
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OMG
August 13th, 2006
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it dosent sound "all these". oh well.
August 13th, 2006
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This one wins.
August 13th, 2006
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If you can't hear the difference between a "ch" and a "j" sound, the you have issues.
August 13th, 2006
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awesome
August 13th, 2006
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Ok vash it's not 100% perfect, give me a break. Not as if they were thinking of the holocaust when they made this song.
August 13th, 2006
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Nope, doesn't sound like "all these jews" at all! It's "always choose".
August 13th, 2006
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O_O
August 13th, 2006
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It sounds close enough. Everyone else get a box of tissues asap.
August 13th, 2006
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oh, boy. Hitler was emo.
August 13th, 2006
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Linkin Park is still awesome . . .
August 13th, 2006
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STFU IT'S FUNNY. Some people are real killjoys.
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eh
August 13th, 2006
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lol
August 13th, 2006
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holy crap, so that's where emo hair comes from! Emo=nazi
August 13th, 2006
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old as f*ck
August 13th, 2006
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teehee
August 13th, 2006
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lol
August 13th, 2006
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WTF?!
August 13th, 2006
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4 for halfway decent Dew. -2 for Hitler and genocide.
August 13th, 2006
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OMG SECRET EMO HITLER!!!12
August 13th, 2006
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dew army again!? but we had this last night, moooooom!
August 13th, 2006
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sounds like "battles always choose" to me
August 13th, 2006
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Finally... Emo is funny... Okay this YTMND is funny, emo is still not funny.
August 13th, 2006
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+5 for emo hitler -2 cause the sound isnt even close
August 13th, 2006
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keep cranking out winners
August 13th, 2006
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sounds more like "all issues" if anything, but I cant get myself to one dew armies
August 13th, 2006
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sounds good enough for me, and the slick, sexy hitler picture gets you a sweet-ass 4
August 13th, 2006
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Sounds more like "the battle's always Jews", but that's a f*ckin' creepy Hitler
August 13th, 2006
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if u could edit the sound to actually make it sound like he's saying that, that would be even cooler
August 13th, 2006
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dew army
August 13th, 2006
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Best dew ever
August 13th, 2006
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Very, very poor.
August 13th, 2006
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lawl
August 13th, 2006
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image is f*cking old as ytmnd, and it doesn't really sound "all these".
August 13th, 2006
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HYSTERICAL
August 13th, 2006
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lol
August 13th, 2006
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f*cking a'
August 13th, 2006
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Thanks for citing the source of the image. That site gets a 5.
August 13th, 2006
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I WANT to be the one....
August 13th, 2006
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thats what it should be
August 13th, 2006
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+2 for the pictures +1 for the choose sounding like Jews. -2 for nothing that was originally made by the user
August 14th, 2006
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i like it.
August 14th, 2006
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nope
August 14th, 2006
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Actually, he did, and he won. 88
August 14th, 2006
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5 for just the pic
August 14th, 2006
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DEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEWDEW
August 14th, 2006
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He did't want to be the one to battle the jews, the jews wanted to battle him!!1
August 14th, 2006
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(Golf clap)
August 14th, 2006
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I'm loving all the dews on top viewed today.
August 14th, 2006
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OMG. Secret Emo Nazis!
August 14th, 2006
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amazin
August 14th, 2006
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And to all the people complaining that it doesn't sound like he's saying "battle all these jews"... shut up. No misinterpreted lyric is perfect, or else it wouldn't be misinterpreted. There has to be some suspension of belief.
August 14th, 2006
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Haha.
August 14th, 2006
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I actually like this song. It sounds more like "the battle's always Jews." Pretty funny, still.
August 14th, 2006
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August 14th, 2006
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"who battles always choose" is what it sounds like the dude's saying.
August 14th, 2006
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hitler + emo f*g music = win
August 14th, 2006
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that is so terribly good
August 14th, 2006
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Yah leave it to Mel Gibson.
August 14th, 2006
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best image ever
August 14th, 2006
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Good photoshop.
August 14th, 2006
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Lot of sissy fanboys downvoting here.
August 14th, 2006
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me hero
August 14th, 2006
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All these shoes?
August 14th, 2006
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sure it's not perfect, but it's close enough, and it's funny, so stop downvoting
August 14th, 2006
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Sorry, Dew Army soldier, but you have fallen in battle. This doesn't work at all.
August 14th, 2006
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thank you for this
August 14th, 2006
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It sounds like that, I already made one for it, but put the whole song in there and had the date of his death for the whole effect of him actually wanting to break the habit of battling all these jews. (sigh)
August 14th, 2006
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:/ http://hitlertear.ytmnd.com/
August 14th, 2006
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wow nice find
August 14th, 2006
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Pure awesomeness. Picture, words, 5.
August 14th, 2006
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5#17
August 14th, 2006
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I'll tell you what I think about this YTMND by first I have to tell my fence: http://iwtyadtticntmf.ytmnd.com/
August 14th, 2006
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I'll tell you what I think of this YTMND but first I have to tell my fence: http://iwtyadtticntmf.ytmnd.com/
August 14th, 2006
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lol, hitler had an emo fringe anyway
August 14th, 2006
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Jews need to be battled.
August 14th, 2006
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uhm, fail?
August 14th, 2006
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I laughed. Then I skeeted.
August 14th, 2006
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A winner.
August 14th, 2006
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It's always choose but I still laughed.
August 14th, 2006
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hahahaha
August 14th, 2006
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Heard this for a long *ss time, thought about making a ytmnd about it, but then figured "nah, somebody probably already noticed it"
August 14th, 2006
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lmao, that Hitler picture. While Linkin Park isn't *emo*, their lyrics are occasionally painfully so. :(
August 14th, 2006
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...Doesn't really sound like that to me, honestly.
August 14th, 2006
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ouch lol
August 14th, 2006
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Perfectness comes in different forms.
August 14th, 2006
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F*ck all these downvoting hypocrites. You're the type of mediocres that presume yourself everyone's voice of attorney. Go f*ck yourself and your families.
August 14th, 2006
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That's a stretch . . .
August 14th, 2006
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AWESOME! :D
August 14th, 2006
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rofl! VAGINA??? Nowhere...but this is good.
August 14th, 2006
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3'd for ripping on Linkin Park.
August 14th, 2006
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August 14th, 2006
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Lawl.
August 14th, 2006
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rofl
August 14th, 2006
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It is a bit too far for me to go...but upvote for the effort.
August 14th, 2006
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August 14th, 2006
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haha, damn that was good.
August 14th, 2006
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I can only /kinda/ hear it, but you got the vote for the graphic. Good work... even though I guess you didn't make the graphic
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Dew + emo Hitler = WIN.
August 14th, 2006
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lol, emo hitler. I hate you and love you at the same time. -1 because the holocaust is never funny enough for a 5.
August 14th, 2006
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Seen this before. It's ok, but why is it on the top 15 now?
August 14th, 2006
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sounds close enough, hitler=5
August 14th, 2006
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Doesn't sound like it. Nice emo Hitler picture, though.
August 14th, 2006
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I meant nice picture find, by the way. May I suggest "battle all rich jews"? It makes a certain amount of sense and may work better.
August 14th, 2006
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Witty.
August 14th, 2006
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i'm 5ing this making up for vash's stuf*ckinpidity.
August 14th, 2006
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Nope.
August 14th, 2006
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hitler's got a bit of an emo combover.
August 14th, 2006
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5'd just because you said ugh in the music description
August 14th, 2006
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Linkin Park = Emo Hitler?
August 14th, 2006
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lol, f*cking awesome
August 14th, 2006
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siggitty slick
August 14th, 2006
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no..
August 14th, 2006
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It would be GREAT if he clearly did not say 'always.' But he does.
August 14th, 2006
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Poor Hitler... :( Linkin Park is government approved teen emo. Bad music, funny YTMND.
August 14th, 2006
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f*ck
August 14th, 2006
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Sounds more like "Always" jews.
August 14th, 2006
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It doesn't even come close to saying that. In fact, I had to strain myself to mentally interpret "all these jews" from "always choose."
August 14th, 2006
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nice photoshopping skillz
August 14th, 2006
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This is a stretch.
August 14th, 2006
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Bah, close, but not quite. +4 though for emo hitler and idea. And LP isn't emo, but I wouldn't take off for that, I don't really like them.
August 14th, 2006
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bwahahahahaha ftw emo hitler
August 14th, 2006
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nice. i can't believe someone deleted it. enjoy their 5.
August 14th, 2006
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The people who 1'd this are closet emos who've memorized the song. That said, it doesn't sound quite right, but still funny.
August 14th, 2006
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I can hear "Jews" but not "Battle all these". Still 4'd. Also STFU you emo Linkin Park fans.
August 14th, 2006
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omg people on ytmnd that like linkin park zomgz
August 14th, 2006
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bad dew
August 14th, 2006
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Hitler and Mel Gibson have since collaberated together in a new megaband, the "JUDENSWEIN"
August 14th, 2006
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lol emo = hitler... hahahahahaha
August 14th, 2006
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this offended me.
August 14th, 2006
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hahahah
August 14th, 2006
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fail
August 14th, 2006
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"All these jews" was a bit of a stretch for me.
August 14th, 2006
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doesnt work, not cool
August 14th, 2006
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OLD as crap.
August 14th, 2006
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1'd for the (ugh) comment. Keep your f*cking opinions on songs out of your ytmnd, kthx.
August 14th, 2006
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Think I saw this one it came out, and I can't say I like it.
August 14th, 2006
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You tried to put "these" into there. Quite a stretch.
August 14th, 2006
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ehhh, not reallly
August 14th, 2006
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i always thoguht he said shoes
August 14th, 2006
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YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2006
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*Walt Disney wakes up* Walt: "Are all the Jews dead yet?" Doctor:" No..." Walt:"Put me in for another thirty years"
August 14th, 2006
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LOL
August 14th, 2006
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-1 for already used image
August 14th, 2006
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Wow, possibly the worst YTMND I've ever seen next to The Unfunny Truth About Scientology. Seriously, go away with this rampant garbage. Go to Ebaums or something.
August 14th, 2006
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Hmmm... stretching it. Oh, and the song isn't THAT emo. Is it? o.O
August 14th, 2006
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I'm Jewish and I can't stop laughing at this.... 5!
August 14th, 2006
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No
August 14th, 2006
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-5 for music. +10 for hitler. i
August 14th, 2006
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HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
August 14th, 2006
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too much of a stretch.
August 14th, 2006
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-1 because linkin park isn't emo.. funny though
August 14th, 2006
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Heh.
August 14th, 2006
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Hitler's hair sucked.
August 14th, 2006
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it's supposed to be that battles always chose but i guess that's kinda what it sounds like =\
August 14th, 2006
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It's not anywhere near close enough.
August 14th, 2006
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nice dew. Even though you didn't make it yourself.
August 14th, 2006
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total crap, doesnt sound at all like it
August 14th, 2006
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5'd for the photoshop job.
August 14th, 2006
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lol
August 14th, 2006
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LP Sucks *ss but this rocks.
August 14th, 2006
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hate that song
August 14th, 2006
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lol
August 14th, 2006
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I lol'd.
August 14th, 2006
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OMFG AHAHA! A++ would look up again.
August 14th, 2006
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too big of a stretch, dont try so hard
August 14th, 2006
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lol dew
August 14th, 2006
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It didnt really sound like it.
August 14th, 2006
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HAHAHA!!
August 14th, 2006
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emo hitler - pwn.
August 14th, 2006
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hahaha wow
August 14th, 2006
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it's not great, but the picture upped my vote
August 14th, 2006
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it's not "choose" it's "you" at least i think...something like "I don't want to be the one, The battle's always you"
August 14th, 2006
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BWHAHAHHAHAHHA! I lol'd
August 14th, 2006
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Doesn't sound remotely like it. Sorry.
August 14th, 2006
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nope
August 14th, 2006
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how could this happen to hitler?
August 14th, 2006
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i dont want to be the one that battles omish jews.
August 14th, 2006
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funny, but you can clearly the difference between the A and a J O_o
August 14th, 2006
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ROFL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!!!!
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I disagree with many of the above. It sounds like "that battles all issues" to me.
August 14th, 2006
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Nice try. "these" doesn't fit
August 14th, 2006
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sounds nothing like it
August 14th, 2006
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sorry downvoters your wrong, it sounds like it.
August 14th, 2006
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August 14th, 2006
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lol downvoters scorched this site, RIP
August 14th, 2006
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Been done.
August 14th, 2006
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Oh,I'm sorry I didn't read the description.
August 14th, 2006
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lol
August 14th, 2006
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xD
August 14th, 2006
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linkin park f*cking sucks. this is alright.
August 14th, 2006
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hilarityy -1 for linkin park, I can't stand hearing that crap.
August 14th, 2006
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whats up with all these dew armys popping up? oh and i hate LP
August 14th, 2006
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Not close enough for me. Way off.
August 14th, 2006
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Great dew site. It's amazing how many times I've heard that song and never heard it like that.
August 14th, 2006
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it does sound like that
August 14th, 2006
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New level of fail. congratulations. 1.
August 14th, 2006
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its ok
August 14th, 2006
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Emo Hitler is funnay.
August 14th, 2006
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emo Hitler + hating Linkin Park = Good
August 14th, 2006
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Sounds like "babbles yahweh's shoes" to me. Fail.
August 14th, 2006
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BIG stretch.
August 14th, 2006
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emo hitler. rofl
August 14th, 2006
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you see, i would link to dew army to capitalize on the "interpretive" lyric puns. i guarantee you i don't have a single site under those keywords, although i might soon.
August 14th, 2006
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OH, BUT YOU WILL BE THE 1.
August 14th, 2006
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Close, but no cigar.
August 14th, 2006
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Sounds sorta like it... so you get a 4, don't spend it all in one place.
August 14th, 2006
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Doesn't sound like that at all.
August 14th, 2006
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lyrics dont match up but nice try.
August 14th, 2006
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Excellent. :D
August 14th, 2006
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nice find, good photoshop job too
August 14th, 2006
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good photoshop
August 14th, 2006
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ROFFLLL
August 15th, 2006
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brilliant!
August 15th, 2006
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September 4th, 2006
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Noone understands HITLER'S pain.
September 18th, 2006
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Downvoted, isnt it nice how 13 year olds act on ytmnd? :) i used to have this 5ed btw.
December 24th, 2006
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i lol'd.
January 1st, 2007
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Not evenb close f*ggot
January 3rd, 2007
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Lame. Choke yourself you f*cking idiot.
May 16th, 2007
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nice!
November 9th, 2007
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baud
August 11th, 2009
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