My name is Detective John Kimble
Created on: August 23rd, 2006
My name is Detective John Kimble
Funny song. Made by Neil Cicierega NOT ME! I thought faerykore made it, but it turns out she just uploaded it =P

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130 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511211
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84 http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/67157329
75 http://forums.n4g.com/tm.aspx?high=&m=944929&mpage=1

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August 25th, 2006
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Wtf.
August 25th, 2006
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you, sir, win all the internets i currently have in my pockets.
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Wonderful. Yhis is going in my faves list right next to the Cosby Rap.
August 25th, 2006
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+5 for lawl, -1 for incorrect citation. The audio was made by Neil Cicierega of Lemon Demon fame.
August 25th, 2006
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August 25th, 2006
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XD
August 25th, 2006
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5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
August 25th, 2006
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nice
August 25th, 2006
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WIN! WIN! WIN!
August 25th, 2006
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really cool edit, 3 for finding it.
August 25th, 2006
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Freaking ace. You get 5 Intarwebs and a brownie-- with NUTS!
August 25th, 2006
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Awesome
August 25th, 2006
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well done!
August 25th, 2006
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lol
August 25th, 2006
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A million points for you!
August 25th, 2006
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DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!!!
August 25th, 2006
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awesome
August 25th, 2006
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August 25th, 2006
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Nice effort.
August 25th, 2006
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HOLY SH*T A NON-GIF ON THE TOP 5?!?!?
August 25th, 2006
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This isn't a top rated site. I'm sorry. You didn't even make the audio. A worthwhile site, yes. top rated, no.
August 25th, 2006
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Ownage. Pure Ownage.
August 25th, 2006
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that was pretty good
August 25th, 2006
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AMAZING LOL!
August 25th, 2006
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It was kind of a funny drought for a while, because of all the scientology sites but this made me laugh pretty hard.
August 25th, 2006
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Hurray for classic YTMND stylee!
August 25th, 2006
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Stop it at the end was f*cking genius.
August 25th, 2006
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SCORE
August 25th, 2006
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pffffffffttttttttt
August 25th, 2006
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extremely underrated to the nth degree
August 25th, 2006
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This.  Is excellent.
August 25th, 2006
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Wow.....
August 25th, 2006
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|_ () |_
August 25th, 2006
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Haha... this is great. 5'd.
August 25th, 2006
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 25th, 2006
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STOP! NOW! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!
August 25th, 2006
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lol
August 25th, 2006
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great job
August 25th, 2006
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This is f*cking amazing.. You're one clever bastard.
August 25th, 2006
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internet won.
August 25th, 2006
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Haha, fived.
August 25th, 2006
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Very very nice
August 25th, 2006
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it fits the beat perfectly :)
August 25th, 2006
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"This isn't a top rated site. I'm sorry. You didn't even make the audio. A worthwhile site, yes. top rated, no."
August 25th, 2006
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in b4 belair
August 25th, 2006
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August 25th, 2006
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I laughed OUT LOUD
August 25th, 2006
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very good. 5.
August 25th, 2006
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I lol'd, FAV'd, and 5'd.
August 25th, 2006
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WIN.
August 25th, 2006
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Soo....you didn't make the sound?
August 25th, 2006
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If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom.
August 25th, 2006
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STOP IT!
August 25th, 2006
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100% 5'ed and favorited
August 25th, 2006
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Finally a quality ytmnd.
August 25th, 2006
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ROFLCOPTER
August 25th, 2006
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Fooneh.
August 25th, 2006
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5'd best goddamn ytmnd ive seen yet (not counting nedm's)
August 25th, 2006
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teh awesome
August 25th, 2006
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August 25th, 2006
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awesome.
August 25th, 2006
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"Shut up... now! Put that cookie down, now!" Giggles and stuff...
August 25th, 2006
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this is brilliant.
August 25th, 2006
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dude get rid of the rest and just loop the chorus. i bet u would get all fives.
August 25th, 2006
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Linkage for source audio credit?
August 25th, 2006
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good 1
August 25th, 2006
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!
August 25th, 2006
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Five nation
August 25th, 2006
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haaaaaaaaaa awesome
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LEMON DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 25th, 2006
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haha thats amazing
August 25th, 2006
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soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
August 25th, 2006
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hgahahha great!!! lmao
August 25th, 2006
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yes good job hope you make more i will stop in on your page now and then i like your work
August 26th, 2006
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GET TO THE CHOPPER!
August 26th, 2006
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GET TO THE CHOPPA!
August 26th, 2006
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I fived this at first. Too bad you just took someone else's hard work and did nothing creative with it.
August 26th, 2006
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holy f*cking sh*t! YTMND users are on a roll. 4 days straight there has been atleast one YTMND that made me rofl. WIN!!!!!!
August 26th, 2006
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This man is a genius.
August 26th, 2006
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Good song.
August 26th, 2006
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hahahah
August 26th, 2006
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Put that cookie down, now!
August 26th, 2006
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soundboard to the maXX
August 26th, 2006
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You are MINE now. You belong to ME.
August 26th, 2006
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This is the divine source of all orgasms.
August 26th, 2006
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woooo
August 26th, 2006
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nice
August 26th, 2006
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Why does this have such a high rating? The guy didn't even make the sound. He just took from someone else and then put a movie poster as an image and he gets top 5?
August 26th, 2006
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This pwns.
August 26th, 2006
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Wtf is this on the top five?! Where the f*ck did Han knows the code go?!
August 26th, 2006
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governor
August 26th, 2006
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This Is the best
August 26th, 2006
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August 26th, 2006
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"You think you're not bad, huh? You are a f*cking CHOIR boy compared to me... A CHOIR BOY!"
August 26th, 2006
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I haven't heard that beat for years!
August 26th, 2006
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That movie poster, taglines and all, is PERFECT with the song. Someone needs to put the song with a slowed down Roxbury gif, lol.
August 26th, 2006
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Bad image, but I'll give you a five for the most awesome song in the history of mankind.
August 26th, 2006
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STOP IT!
August 26th, 2006
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5
August 26th, 2006
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Timely >.> . . . :p
August 26th, 2006
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upvoted
August 26th, 2006
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kindergarden cop FTW. fantastic remix.
August 26th, 2006
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BEST EVAR.
August 26th, 2006
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Fantastic
August 26th, 2006
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Hey there...um, this song was actually created by Neil Cicierega. The only reason it is linked to me is because I am the one who contributed it to the Lemon Demon wiki because apparently I was the only one on earth who saved the file when he posted it in his LJ a long time ago...
August 27th, 2006
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Lol the web is inter
August 27th, 2006
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August 27th, 2006
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I like it
August 27th, 2006
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GET TO DA CHOPPA!
August 27th, 2006
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Hey, I'm a BOOLIZ OFFIZZA!
August 27th, 2006
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all you did was take someone else's work
August 27th, 2006
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Good song.
August 27th, 2006
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Arnie:"ohh I got such a headache.." kid:"maybe its a tumor!!" Arnie(accent enhancing its funnyness):"its not a tumor"
August 27th, 2006
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-2 for not making the sound, or image
August 27th, 2006
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that movie sucked.
August 27th, 2006
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It's a funny song, but it gets a 3 because you didn't make it.
August 27th, 2006
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Best YTMND ever
August 27th, 2006
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put that cookie down. NOW!
August 27th, 2006
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LOFL
August 27th, 2006
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lol
August 27th, 2006
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August 27th, 2006
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^_^ good stuff
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Five....For great justice (v^_^)v
August 27th, 2006
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yeah 3 cause you didn't make
August 27th, 2006
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thats a winner right there
August 27th, 2006
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I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I'M GONNA RAM IT INTO YOU'RE STOMACHE AND PULL OUT YOUR GODDAMNED SPINE!
August 27th, 2006
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nice job
August 27th, 2006
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you my friend... are the man now dog
August 27th, 2006
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BEST EVEERRRRR!
August 27th, 2006
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LMAO, that was very creative!!
August 27th, 2006
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YTMNSFW is ruining YTMND
August 28th, 2006
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LOL that is f*cking great
August 28th, 2006
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-2 because you didn't make it, and -1 because it didn't make me laugh.
August 28th, 2006
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XD
August 28th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 28th, 2006
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LOL you're the best!
August 28th, 2006
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LOL! You're the best!
August 28th, 2006
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seriously wtf make it 5 stars
August 29th, 2006
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WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
August 29th, 2006
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August 29th, 2006
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???
August 29th, 2006
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I like this Ytmnd, Makes me laugh,i love that movie..
August 29th, 2006
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lol never would of thought of that =/
August 30th, 2006
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I don't understand why this YTMND got such play. There was no work involved in it at all.
August 30th, 2006
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Put that cookie down! Great audio.
August 30th, 2006
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F*cking awesome.
August 30th, 2006
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ROFL
August 30th, 2006
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OMG You win! Hahahaha
August 31st, 2006
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SUPERBE!
August 31st, 2006
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Put that cookie down now!!! is why this gets a 5
August 31st, 2006
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Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
September 1st, 2006
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lol John Kimble
September 1st, 2006
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did i mention how much i f*cking love this!
September 1st, 2006
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If Neil made this, why the f*ck are YOU posting it here? You can "credit" him all you want, but all you're really doing is playing the middleman and posting it somewhere. That's not worth anything but a 1.
September 2nd, 2006
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lol hilarious
September 2nd, 2006
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WHY IS THIS NSFW?
September 2nd, 2006
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hahaha
September 2nd, 2006
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put that cookie down now!
September 2nd, 2006
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AND LULZ ENSUED
September 3rd, 2006
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YTMND's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember...Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
September 3rd, 2006
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PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
September 4th, 2006
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Put the cookie down! NOW!
September 4th, 2006
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Good great excellent
September 4th, 2006
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THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
September 5th, 2006
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haha
September 6th, 2006
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Best NSFW site ever
September 7th, 2006
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Best new site on YTMND I've seen in a while.
September 8th, 2006
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lol
September 8th, 2006
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September 8th, 2006
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hahaha
September 9th, 2006
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lmao, awesome
September 9th, 2006
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Cant believe i missed this one
September 9th, 2006
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"If Neil made this, why the f*ck are YOU posting it here? You can "credit" him all you want, but all you're really doing is playing the middleman and posting it somewhere. That's not worth anything but a 1." Dalton, I know for a fact that Neil doesn't mind the existence of this YTMND.
September 9th, 2006
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September 10th, 2006
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YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER?!
September 10th, 2006
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YOU RACK DISCIPRINE!
September 11th, 2006
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THAT WAS JUST LIKE THE RAP!!% stars for you! p.s. im an upvoter i hardly give 1's -plz
September 11th, 2006
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internets one
September 12th, 2006
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My name is what?
September 12th, 2006
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best song ever
September 14th, 2006
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........................sex.
September 16th, 2006
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catchy as hell
September 16th, 2006
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So vehy nice.
September 17th, 2006
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HAHAHAA funny sh*t!
September 18th, 2006
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Win because of 'Who is your daddy and what does he do?'.
September 18th, 2006
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hip hop is balck music yall pale faces got rock to listen too so kick rocks and take ur *ss back to the rock ytmnd u head baning music loving f*ggot
September 20th, 2006
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
September 20th, 2006
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Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.
September 26th, 2006
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
September 27th, 2006
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im sry...
September 29th, 2006
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September 29th, 2006
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October 8th, 2006
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maybe one of the best sites ever
October 25th, 2006
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October 29th, 2006
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win!!!
November 2nd, 2006
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amaxing
November 3rd, 2006
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i love it
November 19th, 2006
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yayaya!
November 29th, 2006
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the seventh most awesome thing ever.
March 13th, 2007
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U MADE ME LOL
April 26th, 2007
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awesome compilation. must have used the ebaum soundboard. missing "it's not a tumor!"
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amazin
October 2nd, 2007
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picture sound ................................................and text
December 17th, 2007
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you should have looped the beginning only. The rest completely sucks.
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