The Un-Funny Truth About Jesus (wait for punchline)

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October 2nd, 2006
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jesus likes captian plaent :)
October 2nd, 2006
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ALERT THE INTERNET!
October 2nd, 2006
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WIN!!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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The first time I posted this it got downvoted into obscurity. Figured I'd try again to a more receptive time frame. =3
October 2nd, 2006
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Lol, I was Catholic, you win.
October 2nd, 2006
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THIS YTMND IS MY NEW PERSONAL JESUS
October 2nd, 2006
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Ending made it worth it but I was thisclose to hitting the back button and dropping a 2 on this. Good job at end though ;p.
October 2nd, 2006
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So, how many hearts does jesus have anyway? I kinda visualize him with wheels and at least 5 hearts and a couple extra lungs.
October 2nd, 2006
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every YTMND that is religous gets a view by me, then a one, because I come here for FUNNY, not a sermon pro or con. But this gets 5 for mentioning Jehovah and because it truely, truely was hilarious.
October 2nd, 2006
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It's a little long, yeah... needed it for the set up.
October 2nd, 2006
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You win at life.
October 2nd, 2006
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hahha "If Jesus did exist..." there is historical documentary and records takin from Christians and non Christians alike that record encounters with Jesus, the person did exist. Also I apologize that you had some bad experiences with Christians, its not supposed to be like that.
October 2nd, 2006
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I kinda picture jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, ya know?
October 2nd, 2006
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What's in a name? 5'd because I did indeed lol and I'm Christian.
October 2nd, 2006
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Jesus rocks ! and so do you
October 2nd, 2006
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Screw NEDM, captain planet FTW!!
October 2nd, 2006
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lol i'm christian but this is funny
October 2nd, 2006
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I gotta say, you make a compelling argument. I really REALLY hate YTMNDs that admit to being unfunny, but yours rocked. I hope you'll all do your part to end Christianity (on YTMND first, elsewhere might take quite a long time).
October 2nd, 2006
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instant classic f*ckin love it
October 2nd, 2006
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F*CKING WIN
October 2nd, 2006
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1'd for religious content. Get a life.
October 2nd, 2006
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wow
October 2nd, 2006
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Yes,yes,yes,yes,YES. YOU WIN.
October 2nd, 2006
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lol nice work
October 2nd, 2006
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wow this is original huh?
October 2nd, 2006
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I almost 3'd you for using the tired old scientology music and smoothmedia font, good thing I stayed until the end!
October 2nd, 2006
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it takes alot... and i mean ALOT to make me lol. I never lol from reading things, or watching TV. Usually just in public, when it's socially acceptable. This is, to say, i am not a private loler. Or a Closet-LOLer so to speak. This made me fall out of my chair.
October 2nd, 2006
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OMFG i was just thinking of captin planet when u where naming the earth fire wind water. lOL
October 2nd, 2006
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Did you know Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans? That leads me to beleive Jesus has a machine gun for a right hand. Also, optical implants that enabled him to see x-ray and infrared. And a impenetrable carapace woven of millions of years of pressure and the shells of 100 thousand turtles.
October 2nd, 2006
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JeSuS hAs A mUlLeT!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! F*CK! I knew it. captain planet is the Jesus.
October 2nd, 2006
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Nice research
October 2nd, 2006
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I'm pretty sure that his old testiment name was "Yahweh", not "Jehovah".
October 2nd, 2006
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The facts aren't tottally straight, BUT WHO CARES, CAPTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN PLANNNNNNNNNNNET!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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I was actually expecting something Final Fantasy from the whole element thing. This came out better than that would've been.
October 2nd, 2006
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People don't seem to like YTMND's that lack the funny. But what about the unfunny truth about scientology? It sparked the famous scientology-YTMND war. And, it is in the, what, top 10 rated right now? It is one of the, well, I wouldn't say "founding" YTMND's, but it is a YTMND that has shaped the community, but it isn't funny.
October 2nd, 2006
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Jesus is also mullet man.
October 2nd, 2006
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The best part about these kind of sites is finding out who didn't watch it all by observing the comments.
October 2nd, 2006
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lolol also c*cks
October 2nd, 2006
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lol sexy christ
October 2nd, 2006
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Genious!
October 2nd, 2006
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To Daramue: Yod and Vau are interchangable letters. IHVH, IHWH, and YHWH are also alternate attributions. YHWH (Yahweh) = IHVH (Jehovah), depending on the attribution/interpretation. Same name.
October 2nd, 2006
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LOL DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!
October 2nd, 2006
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"JeSuS hAs A mUlLeT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Now I wonder, what if Jesus is MacGyver and MacGyver is the Captain...O_O;;;
October 2nd, 2006
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Captain planet ftw!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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ROFL!! 5/5
October 2nd, 2006
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Oh sweet jesus, that was funny. Thanks for making this whole ytmnd religious debate tongue in cheek humor, it made me smile. 5'd and Fav'd.
October 2nd, 2006
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Lets set about to counter ignorant generalizations with our own assortment of ignorant generalizations. I see nothing hypocritical or counterproductive about that...
October 2nd, 2006
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win
October 2nd, 2006
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haha, the captain planet thing saved you from being one'd
October 2nd, 2006
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it's funny because it's true
October 2nd, 2006
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roq is like 150% correct. It's totally obvious who did and didn't bother watching the whole thing. I even had to put (wait for punchline) in the title and some people still didn't bother. *shrug*
October 2nd, 2006
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you sir, WIN.
October 2nd, 2006
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excellent, even though I myself am a christian i do believe in what the propoganda states just not in the cause they sre using it. The captain planet cheeered me up right away. Thanks man.
October 2nd, 2006
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Haha this is awesome, I do really hate downvoters who click the site then to profile just to instantly downvote, it gets annoying and then the people who are mass downvoters its like what the f*ck this was good and your here just downvoting the leats a 3 or let alone not watch it because the public disagrees with you. whoever started the downvoted trend is a real douchebag
October 2nd, 2006
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I always knew that jesus was captain planet. Really though, Jesus historically did exist. All sorts of evidence other than the bible.
October 2nd, 2006
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LOLOGASM TOO GOOD
October 2nd, 2006
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YES.
October 2nd, 2006
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Truth. Pure truth.
October 2nd, 2006
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needs editing but its already damn funny
October 2nd, 2006
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I was thinking of Captain Planet during it, but didn't expect that lol.
October 2nd, 2006
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Tempted to downvote for falsehood in advertising -- it was funny after all -- but what can I say? You win, good day sir.
October 2nd, 2006
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I was getting my one star all warmed up, but then I decided to be fair and watch through to the end. I'm glad I did.
October 2nd, 2006
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F*ck yes.
October 2nd, 2006
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His "Christian Propaganda" isn't telling everyone they're sinners, but he's just expressing what he believes with evidence. +1 for Captain Planet
October 2nd, 2006
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Glad to see that we can all unite behind Captain Planet.
October 2nd, 2006
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people are f*ckin losers and dont know what funny is im glad i do any captain planet ytmnd deserves a minimum of 3 if i could put 10 stars i would of put 10
October 2nd, 2006
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I was going to 1 you for "unthinking" when you took a template from a popular site and the idea was going nowhere
October 2nd, 2006
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at first i was like wtf dood. then im all like rofls 5 stars! : )
October 2nd, 2006
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Favorite.
October 2nd, 2006
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the sound accompanying the punchline is way, way, totally out of sync
October 2nd, 2006
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adding "(wait for punchline)" in the goddamn title pretty much ruined it. Dickhole.
October 2nd, 2006
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Well... that was different. At least you didn't make fun of christianity. (But the religous propoganda does need to stop. Especially when it makes normal christains look like dumbasses.)
October 2nd, 2006
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YOU N*GG*Z AINT REAL
October 2nd, 2006
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I thought I was going to learn something important and philisophical
October 2nd, 2006
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OKAAAAYYYY!
October 2nd, 2006
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About the sync: I tested it on 3 different computers, all with Firefox, and it works fine. If you're using Maxthon or IE, well... you shouldn't bother browsing YTMNDs.
October 2nd, 2006
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all that just for a captain planet joke?
October 2nd, 2006
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1d without watching punchline
October 2nd, 2006
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I don't like Captain Planet.
October 2nd, 2006
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You win the internet. Seriously, it's all yours now.
October 2nd, 2006
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Oof... there's the ones. It's downhill from here! =D
October 2nd, 2006
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Lol, I am Christian and this is awesome :D Making fun of all these religious-/anti-religious propaganda YTMNDs is probably the best way to fight them.
October 2nd, 2006
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o snap
October 2nd, 2006
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GO JESUS! 5
October 2nd, 2006
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My Jeasus is captian planet
October 2nd, 2006
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I like it but...Jews + Jesus DO NOT MIX!!!!!!!!!11111111111 Oh well still 5.
October 2nd, 2006
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Sumguy21 approves of this message.
October 2nd, 2006
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I was gearing up to one, but then you had to go and make it funny.
October 2nd, 2006
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That was all poopon the ringdek!
October 2nd, 2006
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Ooooooo man..... you were two seconds from getting a 1.....
October 2nd, 2006
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Wetstone or whatever his name is has no evidence. I could never support the Christian religion. To much death and hatred. Custom your on beliefs.
October 2nd, 2006
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WEOW!!!! And you even get extra for making fun of the "un-funny truths" in a totaly tongue in cheek british kind of way. Loved it!
October 2nd, 2006
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lol.. thank you
October 2nd, 2006
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rofl- I'm glad to see you trying to beat out the Christian fanatics on here as well, and i'm Christian. Make one about the Athiest fanatics next time, that'd be awesome too.
October 2nd, 2006
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OMFG this is hilarious.I literally laughed which a ytmnd hasn't done in a while.
October 2nd, 2006
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k
October 2nd, 2006
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Was sooo gonna 1 this for f*ggy religious site but then captain planet came in and I was all like "LOL".
October 2nd, 2006
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LMAO, Captain Planet. Also, C*cks.
October 2nd, 2006
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I am a Christian, and I found this funny
October 2nd, 2006
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It would be perfect if the end was a little longer. Make it worth it.
October 2nd, 2006
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Five'd for making both me and my girlfriend LOL so hard, our neighbors probably hate us now.
October 2nd, 2006
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Well-played, sir.
October 2nd, 2006
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epic
October 2nd, 2006
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Ok, yes, YES!!!!!! I was all mildly interested until the bombshell hit.
October 2nd, 2006
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horrible at making up stuff. yaweh and god save.
October 2nd, 2006
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I saw where this crap was going from very early on. I sighed.
October 2nd, 2006
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Also, when I was in Jr. High, I went to a Bible Study camp in which we actually made up a "christian song" for the Captain Planet theme song. \o/
October 2nd, 2006
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Haha. I was really close to giving this a zero.
October 2nd, 2006
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jesus is a liberal cartoon conservationist???? no no no this doesnt make sense at all!
October 2nd, 2006
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Nice! I am Chrisitan and am sick of all of this pointless propaganda. Good job!
October 2nd, 2006
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HOLY SH*T ITS ALL SO CLEAR NOW!
October 2nd, 2006
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Win. Death to the infidels.
October 2nd, 2006
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hahaha Ophidios you rule
October 2nd, 2006
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It's Captain Planet, lol!
October 2nd, 2006
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could see it coming but funny
October 2nd, 2006
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I logged in to 5 this. You win more internets than anyone since Jesus (I mean, Captain Planet lol)
October 2nd, 2006
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Okay. I'll bite.
October 2nd, 2006
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PS for anyone who isn't an uptight bugger, I just finished "Lamb" by Christopher Moore. Kind of the "Funny" truth about Jesus. Worth a read!
October 2nd, 2006
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Hebrew is written right to left, so all of the Hebrew writing there is backwards. Promise I'll bump it up to a five if you fix it!
October 2nd, 2006
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5d for truth and justice!
October 2nd, 2006
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Haha I always thought it was Splinter from TMNT but go figure.
October 2nd, 2006
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but it was actally "Funny" 6'd, minus 1 for false advertising.
October 2nd, 2006
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I am waiting for the unfunny rebuttal about Jesus.
October 2nd, 2006
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OH MY GOD, unexpected :D
October 2nd, 2006
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YOU WIN. GOOD DAY SIR.
October 2nd, 2006
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Too long, and somewhat accurate info, but great either way. 5'd (to be fair lol)
October 2nd, 2006
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Holy sh*t.
October 2nd, 2006
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also buttsecks
October 2nd, 2006
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LOL!!!!!!! at the part where you said what the difrent parts of God's name ment, thats exactly what i thoght: Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! GO PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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AWFUL 1 STAR! My pale blue dot is much better.
October 2nd, 2006
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SIKE!!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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ROFL.
October 2nd, 2006
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The proper translation is actually Yahweh, not Jehovah.
October 2nd, 2006
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i c whut u did thar ;D
October 2nd, 2006
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Oh sh*t... IT ALL ADDS UP!
October 2nd, 2006
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ALSO to some of the people posting-There are absolutely no first hand encounters of Jesus. The Bible was written about 3 generations after he might have died. You would think the Romans would have had records of this, since they kept records of everything. Also there is no Jewish tradition of sparing someone for that holiday; this is never mentioned anywhere outside the new testement. And There is no record of a census being taken where everyone had to return to their birth city. Sorry.
October 2nd, 2006
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Im not saying christianity is absoluetely definately wrong, but the Bible, or certain aspects of it, are almost definately historically inaccurate. good day sir
October 2nd, 2006
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win
October 2nd, 2006
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Win
October 2nd, 2006
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AWESOME, 5
October 2nd, 2006
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Kickass, just too long to get to the ending.
October 2nd, 2006
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I love this, :D~.
October 2nd, 2006
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LOL FTW!
October 2nd, 2006
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October 2nd, 2006
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The sync seems off for me in FireFox (works fine up until Wheeler appears), but I'll give you a 5 anyway.
October 2nd, 2006
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F, I'm pissed at myself for wasting my time with this sh*t.
October 2nd, 2006
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I didn't really catch the lead-up to the punchline at first, but in any context, Captain Planet rules.
October 2nd, 2006
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Instant classic!
October 2nd, 2006
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it was good till the punchline
October 2nd, 2006
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I'm going to enjoy going to hell.
October 2nd, 2006
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From a Catholic to whatever you are, I five this in the name of tolerance... and a fair bit of funny.
October 2nd, 2006
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HOLY F*CKING JESUS 5555!!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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Wow. Definitely worth sitting through the beginning.
October 2nd, 2006
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+2 for being honest up front... this was definitely unfunny
October 2nd, 2006
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I was gonna post a reply to gamekid's post about Jesus=MacGyver also being Solid Snake since Captain planet and Snake look identical in a way. (also mullets)
October 2nd, 2006
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I thought this was going to be awesome, but it's better than awesome
October 2nd, 2006
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I can't believe you made me watch that
October 2nd, 2006
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Definitely worth the wait
October 2nd, 2006
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you tell me to wait in the title
October 2nd, 2006
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wasnt worth the wait
October 2nd, 2006
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October 2nd, 2006
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Victory is yours!
October 2nd, 2006
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Only YTMND and a user with lots of free time could make a work of art like this.
October 2nd, 2006
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the worst thing about christianity is the christains
October 2nd, 2006
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i could be mistaken, but the hebrew letters are interpreted incorrectly, in the jewish language, it is read right to left, although it is pronounced YHVH=yahweh, the actual letters from left to right are HVHY
October 2nd, 2006
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yea, not everything is correct. but I guess you've gotta stretch the truth a bit sometimes, lol
October 2nd, 2006
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once i read water,earth,fire, and wind and then the part about love... i was thinking either an earth, wind, and fire joke or captian planet
October 2nd, 2006
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Yay the Jewish perspective. Sadly, by your own means you have propogated what you so vehemently despise. How very ironic. I save my 5 stars of david for someone else.
October 2nd, 2006
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it's funny because it's true.
October 2nd, 2006
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Just to clear up, I know that Hebrew goes backwards, and I know there are many attributions for the YHVH, IHVH, YHWH combinations. Despite the sophomoric level of content for this YTMND, I know an AWFUL lot about the subject. I was just trying to make a joke. It was stupid, it came to me in the shower one day, and I thought Captain Planet bursting forth from Jesus' tomb was hilarious.
October 2nd, 2006
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lol awesome, nice glowing text!
October 2nd, 2006
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Quite possibly one of the funniest YTMNDs I've seen in a while. The sync messed up at the end for me even with Firefox, but whatever. It's still worthy of a 5, a rofl, and quite possibly a parade.
October 2nd, 2006
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Caught that "also c*cks" at the end. Well done!
October 2nd, 2006
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Much Kudos my friend I lol'edto the maxx
October 2nd, 2006
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WE must quickly burn the forests, pollute the waters, defile the land and fill the air with toxic gases. This is the only way to defeat him!!
October 2nd, 2006
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biggoted but slightly funny (and I am an atheist)
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YOU WIN TEH INTERNET!
October 2nd, 2006
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Jesus is heart. GO PLANET! 5/Fav'ed.
October 2nd, 2006
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"Lol, I was Catholic, you win." Me too. Catholicism sucks. I can stand most protestant religions, but Catholicism has it's head up it's ass.
October 2nd, 2006
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I F*CKING KNEW I!
October 2nd, 2006
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Oh man, I'm Christian but I'm laughing my butt off right now. Thanks for some funny amidst all the stupid.
October 2nd, 2006
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I started laughing uncontrollably when the tombstone started shaking and Captain Planet popped out.
October 2nd, 2006
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I totally see the resemblance. :P
October 2nd, 2006
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I was going to say "You lost me when you called whetstone ignorant" but that just won. A well deserved 4, -1 for taking a bit too long for the punchline to show up.
October 2nd, 2006
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5'd!
October 2nd, 2006
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-1 for too long, -1 for incorrect facts about YVWH, -1 for Captain Planet, -50 kagillion for the end not being NEDM.... your site FTL
October 2nd, 2006
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It's funny... Christians say that Paganism is the religion of Satan, but they don't realize how many Pagan symbols there are in their own faith. As a Wiccan and former Catholic, I salute you!
October 2nd, 2006
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At first, I was a bit iffy because of the whole beginning. While I'm an atheist, I'm just sick of the debate. But then, about halfway through, when you broke down God's name into the elements, I got interested, thinking that some sort of ancient Greek reference would come up. But...I was wrong, and happily so. 5'd for sheer awesomeness.
October 2nd, 2006
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slow it down, and also why is anti christian propagande any better?
October 2nd, 2006
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good point! and humour too!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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Aside from the bad sync and the spoiler in the title, nice job...but to add another suggestion;You know what would sound better than "Christian Propaganda" 4 times in a row? There's one word that already has virtually the same connotation...that you could use at least once to avoid the redunancy: Evangelism. But don't sweat the small stuff, I'm just nitpicking.
October 2nd, 2006
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5'd for Captain Planet. +1000 for making some e-Christians angry.
October 2nd, 2006
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*redudancy
October 2nd, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
October 2nd, 2006
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I was expecting the family guy clip where he was the hulk, but yea captain planet might be better!
October 2nd, 2006
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lame =\ some people might actually believe you..
October 2nd, 2006
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Funny, but kind of a long walk to get to the punchline.
October 2nd, 2006
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3 for trying to make this funny. However, I grow tired of these complaints about Whetstone. While even I don't agree with his arguements, it is silly to say he's using propaganda. You're using propaganda by saying he's using propaganda.
October 2nd, 2006
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5'd. I'm Southern Baptist by the way. Religious debate should ALWAYS start with fact and reason, and then move into faith. Jesus is 'Joshua' rendered into Greek. Joshua is rooted in Jeheshua. Besides each letter's individual meaning, tha whole name means 'he who saves' 4 stars for facts. 5th star for Capt. Planet!
October 2nd, 2006
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rofl, amazing. The punchline was definately worth waiting for
October 2nd, 2006
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OMG! The truth, finally!
October 2nd, 2006
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Grow a pair and make fun of ISLAM
October 2nd, 2006
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I don't think Christian "propaganda" is ruining anyone's life.
October 2nd, 2006
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I knew it.
October 2nd, 2006
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Thank God(captain planet) u reposted this.. i saw u posted this a couple days ago and by the time i watched the whole thing and tried to vote on it.. it had been taken down.. but yea.. genious
October 2nd, 2006
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I thought I was gonna have to 1 this as another mindless religious site. Thanks for proving me wrong.
October 2nd, 2006
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5'd for using your sideburns.
October 2nd, 2006
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finish the planeteers song at the end for a 5.
October 2nd, 2006
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◄5'd for creativity- and actually that's something very intersting about the name of Christ. I'll have to look into that some time.►
October 2nd, 2006
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You win sir! This was the funniest thing I've seen in months!
October 2nd, 2006
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i knew it!
October 2nd, 2006
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Man, I SO almost didn't wait for the punchline... but I'm glad I did. Lol.
October 2nd, 2006
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I did NOT expect that ending. YOU ARE WINNER!
October 2nd, 2006
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+4 for Captain Planet, +1 for surprise ending.
October 2nd, 2006
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It all makes sence now...
October 2nd, 2006
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i still disagree totally with everyone's outrage over this "propaganda". People need to quit freaking out about it, if you're going to be swayed by some YTMND about religion, how much does that say about you? HOWEVER, this one is a winner. 5
October 2nd, 2006
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aww man dont tell us its not seriose, would have made for a good joke if you didnt know what was coming
October 2nd, 2006
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CAPTAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN PLAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures, to battle the evil eco-terrorists of the early 90's.
October 2nd, 2006
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LOL this is f*cking great
October 3rd, 2006
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The laugh I had was well worth the lengthy set-up. That is very hard to pull off.
October 3rd, 2006
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Made me lol WHICH IS WHAT YTMND IS FOR.
October 3rd, 2006
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That was one great attempt I love this one.
October 3rd, 2006
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-1 for attack on Christianity +1 for Captain Planet -4 For saying that "Jehovah" is the divine name of God, proving your research was not very thorough. Jehovah is the intentional mispelled version of God's name, since Jews held his name in such high regard, that they would never dare even saying the name, in fear of dishonoring His name, and therefore sinning. God's actual name in English is YHWH, or Yahweh, commonly referred to as the Tetragrammation, this is mostly common knowledge. 1, despite humor
October 3rd, 2006
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-1 for attack on Christianity +1 for Captain Planet -4 For saying that "Jehovah" is the divine name of God, proving your research was not very thorough. Jehovah is the intentional mispelled version of God's name, since Jews held his name in such high regard, that they would never dare even saying the name, in fear of dishonoring His name, and therefore sinning. God's actual name in English is YHWH, or Yahweh, commonly referred to as the Tetragrammation, this is mostly common knowledge. 1, despite humor
October 3rd, 2006
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-1 for attack on Christianity +1 for Captain Planet -4 For saying that "Jehovah" is the divine name of God, proving your research was not very thorough. Jehovah is the intentional mispelled version of God's name, since Jews held his name in such high regard, that they would never dare even saying the name, in fear of dishonoring His name, and therefore sinning. God's actual name in English is YHWH, or Yahweh, commonly referred to as the Tetragrammation, this is mostly common knowledge. 1, despite humor
October 4th, 2006
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I'd just like to clear up that this has NOTHING TO DO with actual information or any form of historical accuracy or credibility. It was a huge build based on semi-truth just to get to the punchline. I've been getting a lot of PMs and comments from people who don't seem to understand this. I wasn't trying to educate America. I was just trying to cut as much fat as possible so I could get to the funny. The YTMND is already long enough as it is, for Christ's sake (lol).
October 5th, 2006
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Brilliant!
October 5th, 2006
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I saw the punchline coming. It was still good though. Also, good that people understand some of the Pagan roots of Christianity.
October 5th, 2006
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"I'd just like to clear up that this has NOTHING TO DO with actual information or any form of historical accuracy or credibility." Oh.......OK well still funny.
October 5th, 2006
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As funny as that punch line is there are many people recorded with the name Jesus in that era. This does not mean that the name somehow stops holding that meaning; indeed many of our own names hold abstract or spiritual concepts in them. This also does not mean that the name was not chosen for dramatic effect, either during Christ's life, after Christ's life, or as a literary construct for a character that was called Christ.
October 6th, 2006
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Damn it...
October 6th, 2006
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Was that a subliminal message at the end?
October 6th, 2006
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..."also c*cks"? It's too fast. >_<
October 6th, 2006
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It took us too long to realize it. We've already missed the second coming of christ now. Does that mean we're all going to hell?
October 6th, 2006
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:'(
October 6th, 2006
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LOL
October 7th, 2006
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I knew it all along.
October 8th, 2006
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hahaha, thats awesome :) he's my hero. 5'd
October 8th, 2006
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o_O
October 8th, 2006
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Captain planet + blasphemy = 5 FTW! gj, lol.
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I didn't see that comming (also, whetstone=f*g)
October 8th, 2006
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I LOL'D!!!
October 8th, 2006
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Wow! At first, I thought it was just another Whetstone-bashing YTMND. Brilliant!
October 9th, 2006
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Win
October 10th, 2006
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Holy ROFL, Batman.
October 10th, 2006
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Jesus is gonna take pollution down to zero! It all makes sense now!
October 22nd, 2006
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omfg that sh*t was hilarious maeng. A f*ckin' plus.
October 23rd, 2006
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WOW... I 1'd it "I ain't waitin for no punch line..." and then I saw the rating and decided to keep watching. Wonderfully surprised.
October 29th, 2006
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I love you
November 1st, 2006
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ROFLMFAO! Captain Planet is Jesus!?! Didn't expect that. Awesome!
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