Super-Safe Japanese Wii Manual
Created on: December 4th, 2006
Super-Safe Japanese Wii Manual
http://g99.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

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December 4th, 2006
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awesome
December 4th, 2006
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WARNING: do not attempt to use product as a pacemaker.
December 4th, 2006
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keep it safe buddy
December 4th, 2006
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Don't stick a four leaf clover in the back. Got it.
December 4th, 2006
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http://g99.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php This is real.
December 4th, 2006
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That four leaf clover thing gave me a laugh because it almost looked like "don't make your Wii smoke crack"
December 4th, 2006
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damn all my fav activities are banned
December 4th, 2006
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I have the Japanese GBSP manual. Funny stuff in there.
December 4th, 2006
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Funny. My favorite pic is probably using it as an ash tray or wrapping the wire around your neck.
December 4th, 2006
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Don't let your Wii smoke. He just quit.
December 4th, 2006
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some guy tried to give it luck
December 4th, 2006
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rofl
December 4th, 2006
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Why does that first guy have a star on his face? Do japanese people put stars on their faces... ?
December 4th, 2006
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Wiis dont get thirsty?
December 4th, 2006
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Manual for the wiitards.
December 4th, 2006
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as i have a wii this is infinitely funny
December 4th, 2006
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Beat ya to it bro: http://wiisafetyguide.ytmnd.com/
December 4th, 2006
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It appears you did, however, mine is a lot more presentable.
December 4th, 2006
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if your game disc cracks, don't tape it? why not? it's not gonna work either way at that point...
December 4th, 2006
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As for the source, it's "Woo Hoo" by the 5 6 7 8s.
December 4th, 2006
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Arrr...
December 4th, 2006
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Still, you can't beat "Wii bag is not a fun toy!!"
December 4th, 2006
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Do not throw out Wii. Do not eat IR cable. Do not tease leprechauns in your Wii system.
December 4th, 2006
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A Vonage commercial was on when I watched this.
December 4th, 2006
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Whoa a slideshow of these images I've seen all day, with music by..."Vonage"?
December 4th, 2006
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Are the japenese retarted?
December 4th, 2006
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5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5. But mostly because of the comments
December 4th, 2006
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God damn there's some NSFW stuff on tonight! If it's not the site it's the username, lol! But anyway, the sheer excess of warnings that were not only warned about but animated is amazing.
December 4th, 2006
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You mean I can't have my Wii with orange soda? =(
December 4th, 2006
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WII ON HEAD!!!!!!!
December 4th, 2006
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The nintendo Wii is not a love toy. Do not expose the wii to angry snowmen. Do not put your wii in the trash and put a sign over it. Don't play it if you have a heart. Wires give you super energy signals that make you float. Do not bathe your wii in a puddle of urine. Seeing cords will make you tie up your tongue, do not do it. lol fantastic ^O^~
December 4th, 2006
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sh*tty music. LOL KILL BILLE
December 4th, 2006
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funny. funnier if there was an edited picture of somebody playing a ps3 with a red line through it
December 4th, 2006
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Well, Nintendo can only humor us SO much. Having a blatant PS3 diss would just be extra icing on the cake.
December 4th, 2006
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The fact that there are actually people so stupid out there that you would need to make this kind of manual is sad...but hilarious!
December 4th, 2006
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have some beer and cigarettes wii
December 4th, 2006
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"Manual for the wiitards." lol, fanboys
December 4th, 2006
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No clovers? Aww :(
December 4th, 2006
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"Manual for the wiitards." lol, fanboyism
December 4th, 2006
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so THAT'S what I did wrong
December 4th, 2006
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Some people are stupid. lol
December 4th, 2006
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do not allow wii to hump bookshelf.
December 4th, 2006
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the wii coughing did it for me
December 4th, 2006
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Don't pour juice on console. Thanks, you saved me from making a big mistake!
December 4th, 2006
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Awesome! Those are all the things I need to be doing to each of my friends who have Wiis ! Thanks for the advice ! :D
December 4th, 2006
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The f*ck?
December 4th, 2006
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lmao the best is the kid eating the cord ties
December 4th, 2006
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com
December 4th, 2006
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wiiiiiiiiii
December 4th, 2006
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XD
December 4th, 2006
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I'd like to see a version with captions...
December 4th, 2006
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I JUST LOL'D ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
December 4th, 2006
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i really hate this song, ever since it was in kill bill vol. it's been in like 17 different commercials and it's annoying as f*ck.
December 4th, 2006
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love it
December 4th, 2006
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send it to Jay Leno's headlines NOW!!
December 4th, 2006
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got me laughing at the 4-leaf clover and the pouring of the orange drink on it
December 4th, 2006
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Do the Japanese think their own people are retarded or something? LOL! 5
December 4th, 2006
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wtf lawl four leaf clover?
December 4th, 2006
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BEWARE: Retarded women armed with the Wii controller WILL slap nerds in the face with a star.--Feet that come in contact the Wii controller WILL attack with the power of Thor.--Two strips of WHITE TAPE?!? Try Elmers glue.--Don't let the Wii play with antagonistic bags of pillows.--Cyborgs: do not insert buzzsaw into Wii.--Persian snowmen hate the Wii, as do mutant toasters.--Books=no, Wii=yes. Do not mix the two.--Feet that come in contact the nunchuck controller WILL attack with the power of Thor-
December 4th, 2006
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ĄSoy yeyo!
December 4th, 2006
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The Wii will not give you a sense of fashion. Yes, it does make you look fat.--No Kel Mitchell doesn't live in your Wii; and you can't lure him out with orange soda.--Do NOT play the Wii on Valentines Day; get a grilfriend for christ's sake.--The Wii quit smoking, don't tempt it.--The Wii demands only the finest quality silk blankets, not the crappy synthetic ones you have--Four-leafed clover?--Chicken boy wpuld not look good in a hat.--Don't let chicken boy eat the "candy"-They suck, but can you do better?
December 4th, 2006
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Fabulous.
December 4th, 2006
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Ah, but I want a chain-smoking Wii : (
December 4th, 2006
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I like the clover one.
December 4th, 2006
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OH NO YOU USED THAT SONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD! ;_;
December 4th, 2006
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sh*t, i thought that those little holes in the back were made for sticking clovers in, i gota go see if that's coverd by the waranty.
December 4th, 2006
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dude this is like a what not to do to ur kid manual, not for a wii. not too bad sir.
December 4th, 2006
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5 for the kid about to put the plastic bag on his head
December 4th, 2006
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wow lol
December 4th, 2006
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rofl
December 4th, 2006
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err, not funny
December 4th, 2006
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aewwafsdvsad
December 4th, 2006
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Funny, but I'm gonna have to keep the rating down until the Vonage music disappears.
December 4th, 2006
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put bag on head
December 4th, 2006
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Yeah, well some people are kinda special and need things like that.
December 4th, 2006
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If my kid looked like that, or was Mexican, I would ENCOURAGE him to chew on wires and play with bags.
December 4th, 2006
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need to find a version of this song where they go 'wii' hoo.
December 4th, 2006
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Don't give it cigarettes
December 4th, 2006
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Was gonna 4 it until I saw them deliberately pouring a full glass of liquid directly onto the console... if only I understood ancient japanese customs
December 4th, 2006
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i guess asian people aren't as smart as we thought
December 4th, 2006
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Wait....no sticking lucky 4-leaf clovers into the vent on the back of the system? How else will I ever win a race in ExciteTruck???
December 4th, 2006
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"Do not tease leprechauns in your Wii system." Holy SH*T I DIED LAUGHING AT THAT.
December 4th, 2006
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^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.
December 4th, 2006
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lol, common sense and wii = instant 5.
December 4th, 2006
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Needs captions. Still 5 though.
December 4th, 2006
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Hahhah that was awesome! Fantastic! Awesastic!
December 4th, 2006
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Wii's are already lucky enough. They don't need your clovers.
December 4th, 2006
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This Japanese Wii manual sh*t has been done by people all day and making it a slideshow doesn't make it any better or funny.
December 4th, 2006
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I need to get me a Wii, too bad it's sold out everywhere around me.
December 4th, 2006
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Putting the four-leafed clover in the Wii is worth five stars by itself.
December 4th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
December 4th, 2006
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seen these all day
December 4th, 2006
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The "Do not throw this piece of crap away" got me LOL'd
December 4th, 2006
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WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD! WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD! WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD!
December 4th, 2006
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u beat me f*ck
December 4th, 2006
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crazy chinks
December 5th, 2006
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lawl
December 5th, 2006
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WARNING: PUTTING DISK IN MAY CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH!
December 5th, 2006
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This site gave me the idea for mine. No other site can claim they did. I return your salutation.
December 5th, 2006
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Who linked this onto CollegeHumor?
December 14th, 2006
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You always have been a trendy bastard, you know that?
January 25th, 2007
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F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST!
February 4th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^
February 20th, 2007
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tut tut tut, you wiitards. I bet you someone's sued Nintendo for those things actually happening.
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JR5600 is a prime example of fanboyism, not to mention the only site he has on ytmnd is of halo.... anyways i lawled
September 3rd, 2007
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Do not attack your wii with snowmen and robots. He'll totally freak out.