The Un-Funny Truth About Furry Recruitment
Created on: December 29th, 2006
The Un-Funny Truth About Furry Recruitment
I obtained this recording from a friend of mine who is deep into the whole furry thing. This is not a fake, and the only editing I've done is for length, because the original file is over 30min long.

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December 29th, 2006
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+4 for bunny
December 30th, 2006
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WTF
December 30th, 2006
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CREEPY AS SH*T
December 30th, 2006
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and your body will change, all of your body
December 30th, 2006
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ROFL. [END TRANSMISSION]
December 30th, 2006
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and you will remain that way..and your going to love it.. DUDE SEND ME THE WHOLE THING LMFAO
December 30th, 2006
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....Al Gore?
December 30th, 2006
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OMFG
December 30th, 2006
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that's really scary sh*t
December 30th, 2006
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That picture is terrifying.
December 30th, 2006
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my favorite ytmnd ever
December 30th, 2006
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feaked me out
December 30th, 2006
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WOW.
December 30th, 2006
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Its at warpmymind.com he has a ton of free hypnosis tapes. i've used some of them before. shocked to see it here. its not a furry site either its a hypnofetish site.
December 30th, 2006
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CheapAlerts not going to like this.
December 30th, 2006
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holy **** thats scary!
December 30th, 2006
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what the f*ck is a furry?
December 30th, 2006
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Dude... I've always hated furries. They really pissed me off. But you... you make me afraid. :X
December 30th, 2006
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Furs suck my bawls
December 30th, 2006
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wow.
December 30th, 2006
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ok, that's scaring the f*ing sh*t outta me
December 30th, 2006
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that is the most f*cked up sh*t ever! something about furries has always bothered me... and now i know why.
December 30th, 2006
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And you will feel your tail growing... assuming the animal has a tail. What animal doesn't have a tail?
December 30th, 2006
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And? Boring.
December 30th, 2006
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Thats fetishes at its best.
December 30th, 2006
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im commenting so i can find this later so i can listen to hole thing
December 30th, 2006
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Whoa. WTF
December 30th, 2006
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Makes me want to become Manbearpig.
December 30th, 2006
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yob llud a kcaJ sekam yalp on dna krow lla
December 30th, 2006
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anyone who 0's this is a furry, and thus will burn in hell
July 21st, 2008
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...you just did.
December 30th, 2006
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http://noiseatnight.ytmnd.com Thanks for the inspiration! ^_^
December 30th, 2006
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GOOD FIND. This should supply some fad timber.
December 30th, 2006
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that guys voice turned me on, but im not gay...whats that about?
December 30th, 2006
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...
December 30th, 2006
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FURRIES! IMMA GRIP N' SIP!
December 30th, 2006
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how the hell did this creep *ss manage to banter on about this for thirty mins? :| OMFG! :D:D
December 30th, 2006
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wow, very odd in a eerie way
December 30th, 2006
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resistance is futile
December 30th, 2006
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i have the recording. i used to listen to it at night. It was relaxing, but it never really did anything...
December 30th, 2006
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^ More pathetic than JoshCube.
December 30th, 2006
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Believe it or not, that thing is not made by furries. Its made at this huge hypnosis site. The guy will do a hypnosis session for anything and record it. There are tons of others at that website.
December 30th, 2006
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Man, I was distributing that file like CRAZY when I found it, and to that point I don't believe the site it was on was listed on any weird sh*t portals. If only I had been a YTMNDer then, maybe I would've done something like this. There's a lot worse on that site, though. The furry transformation thing is only a tiny portion.
December 30th, 2006
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My fursona is an VTOL AV8B Harrier. What do I do now?
December 30th, 2006
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I got nervous while listening to it.
December 30th, 2006
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Peter Francis Geracci?!?
December 30th, 2006
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...what? wow, I didn't realize how seriously they take that stuff... And that rabbit looks f*cking evil.
July 21st, 2008
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^ No kidding? And... I am thankful I'm not THAT furry.
January 1st, 2007
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I 5'd because furries are kewl. >:)
January 8th, 2007
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count me in!
January 10th, 2007
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AAAAA! THE FUR IS GROWING! RAZOR, GET ME A F*CKING RAZOR! AAAAAA! I didn't listen to all I it, but I'm gonna have to, 5'ed.
November 22nd, 2008
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With all that fur, your razor is going to get all gunked up. Better use a Razor Gator!
February 1st, 2007
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There's another version of this at furtopia.org... I tried it and it didn't work. I don't think I'm furry enough.
February 5th, 2007
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There are times when I'm ashamed to be a furry.
February 18th, 2007
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you win so much
February 25th, 2007
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I am f*cking AFRAID
February 27th, 2007
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Why in the flying f*ck would you want to become a Furry in the first place? That would be like wanting to be a black guy in the 1800's.
December 28th, 2007
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... or a gay in the 50's, right? Wow. So you're saying Furry will eventually be accepted by all but a few bigots, with nonprofit foundations dedicated solely toward the furthering of furry rights?
December 28th, 2007
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BlueNight: Welcome to hell -> http://www.furryweekend.com/about (Scroll down to "About Furry Weekend Atlanta")
April 23rd, 2007
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... Suddenly I have this overwhelming desire to dress up like an animal and suck on some guy's balls. Is that normal?
May 4th, 2007
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...Is this supposed to make me nervous? I'm actually a furry myself (A rather extremely silent closet case one), and this still..... unsettles me.
June 14th, 2007
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The recording was creepy, but the bunny just weirds me out. He should be in a "for the last time" YTMND.
July 2nd, 2007
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Another step forward. Soon, all the world will support the fandom. We will grow, and conquer.
November 2nd, 2007
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Stop attempting to f*cking delay the inevitable.
November 18th, 2007
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Dude, that's freak'n scary...
June 11th, 2008
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GUY SOUNDS LIKE A FUR F*G
July 21st, 2008
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Somehow... I am not very fazed by you writing this.
July 21st, 2008
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Eeeeep. I kept looking @ my left hand. I coudla sworn I saw it with claws once.