The Un-Funny Truth About Furry Recruitment
Created on: December 29th, 2006
The Un-Funny Truth About Furry Recruitment
Bluedex 
furryrecruitment.ytmnd.com
I obtained this recording from a friend of mine who is deep into the whole furry thing. This is not a fake, and the only editing I've done is for length, because the original file is over 30min long.
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Actual furry hypnosis tape stolen and edited for length + Un-fun

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s4xton
December 29th, 2006
11:59:00 PM CST
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+4 for bunny
Ned
December 30th, 2006
12:00:41 AM CST
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WTF
scorpkris
December 30th, 2006
12:03:25 AM CST
(1)
CREEPY AS SH*T
scorpkris
December 30th, 2006
12:04:07 AM CST
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and your body will change, all of your body
Master-Gendo
December 30th, 2006
12:04:38 AM CST
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ROFL. [END TRANSMISSION]
scorpkris
December 30th, 2006
12:04:59 AM CST
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and you will remain that way..and your going to love it.. DUDE SEND ME THE WHOLE THING LMFAO
AbsoluteDoom
December 30th, 2006
12:07:20 AM CST
(0)
....Al Gore?
CapnPat
December 30th, 2006
12:09:36 AM CST
(0)
OMFG
gr33nscr33n
December 30th, 2006
12:12:39 AM CST
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Imagine my surprise to see furries mentioned in this Sky Magazine article on a post-xmas Delta airlines flight home this week: http://www.delta-sky.com/2006_12/StarBooks/index.html
lolgoose
December 30th, 2006
12:14:46 AM CST
(1)
that's really scary sh*t
HeatherChandler
December 30th, 2006
12:19:13 AM CST
(1)
That picture is terrifying.
espie
December 30th, 2006
12:23:53 AM CST
(0)
my favorite ytmnd ever
heilos
December 30th, 2006
12:25:18 AM CST
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feaked me out
Moonews
December 30th, 2006
12:31:07 AM CST
(0)
WOW.
H-O-B-O
December 30th, 2006
12:34:11 AM CST
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Its at warpmymind.com he has a ton of free hypnosis tapes. i've used some of them before. shocked to see it here. its not a furry site either its a hypnofetish site.
ShadowSL
December 30th, 2006
12:34:54 AM CST
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CheapAlerts not going to like this.
Grimm22
December 30th, 2006
12:35:04 AM CST
(0)
holy **** thats scary!
Rad1030
December 30th, 2006
12:35:14 AM CST
(-1)
what the f*ck is a furry?
Fatexx
December 30th, 2006
1:04:18 AM CST
(-1)
Dude... I've always hated furries. They really pissed me off. But you... you make me afraid. :X
UnseenX
December 30th, 2006
1:13:42 AM CST
(-1)
Furs suck my bawls
Crims
December 30th, 2006
1:16:15 AM CST
(0)
wow.
mrfong
December 30th, 2006
1:19:17 AM CST
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ok, that's scaring the f*ing sh*t outta me
lovethyconan
December 30th, 2006
1:32:49 AM CST
(-1)
that is the most f*cked up sh*t ever! something about furries has always bothered me... and now i know why.
MTown
December 30th, 2006
1:38:47 AM CST
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And you will feel your tail growing... assuming the animal has a tail. What animal doesn't have a tail?
Humphro
December 30th, 2006
1:44:15 AM CST
(0)
And? Boring.
Tree
December 30th, 2006
1:53:01 AM CST
(0)
Thats fetishes at its best.
Black-Llama
December 30th, 2006
2:16:00 AM CST
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im commenting so i can find this later so i can listen to hole thing
Miscreant
December 30th, 2006
2:16:53 AM CST
(0)
Whoa. WTF
takuguy
December 30th, 2006
2:25:06 AM CST
(1)
Makes me want to become Manbearpig.
TheManWithNoFace
December 30th, 2006
2:33:00 AM CST
(0)
yob llud a kcaJ sekam yalp on dna krow lla
kamakasi
December 30th, 2006
3:18:31 AM CST
(0)
anyone who 0's this is a furry, and thus will burn in hell
KintarosTiger
July 21st, 2008
10:25:50 AM CDT
(0)
...you just did.
MeatwadPwnsYou
December 30th, 2006
4:29:32 AM CST
(0)
http://noiseatnight.ytmnd.com Thanks for the inspiration! ^_^
egonym
December 30th, 2006
4:49:32 AM CST
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GOOD FIND. This should supply some fad timber.
KingKenny04
December 30th, 2006
4:53:22 AM CST
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that guys voice turned me on, but im not gay...whats that about?
demx
December 30th, 2006
6:11:12 AM CST
(0)
...
luck17
December 30th, 2006
7:22:26 AM CST
(0)
FURRIES! IMMA GRIP N' SIP!
gguru1
December 30th, 2006
8:09:41 AM CST
(-1)
how the hell did this creep *ss manage to banter on about this for thirty mins? :| OMFG! :D:D
CrazyManDan
December 30th, 2006
9:01:46 AM CST
(1)
wow, very odd in a eerie way
Serge666
December 30th, 2006
9:12:26 AM CST
(1)
resistance is futile
Jpsousa4
December 30th, 2006
3:42:58 PM CST
(0)
i have the recording. i used to listen to it at night. It was relaxing, but it never really did anything...
Nuroticat
December 30th, 2006
4:17:20 PM CST
(0)
^ More pathetic than JoshCube.
Kacen
December 30th, 2006
4:38:49 PM CST
(0)
Believe it or not, that thing is not made by furries. Its made at this huge hypnosis site. The guy will do a hypnosis session for anything and record it. There are tons of others at that website.
StupidBoringAsshole
December 30th, 2006
5:16:01 PM CST
(0)
Man, I was distributing that file like CRAZY when I found it, and to that point I don't believe the site it was on was listed on any weird sh*t portals. If only I had been a YTMNDer then, maybe I would've done something like this. There's a lot worse on that site, though. The furry transformation thing is only a tiny portion.
IdNemesis
December 30th, 2006
5:22:04 PM CST
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My fursona is an VTOL AV8B Harrier. What do I do now?
RedFrog
December 30th, 2006
5:32:41 PM CST
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I got nervous while listening to it.
ColdStone
December 30th, 2006
6:11:38 PM CST
(0)
Peter Francis Geracci?!?
OriginalHibbs
December 30th, 2006
10:41:37 PM CST
(0)
...what? wow, I didn't realize how seriously they take that stuff... And that rabbit looks f*cking evil.
KintarosTiger
July 21st, 2008
10:23:35 AM CDT
(-1)
^ No kidding? And... I am thankful I'm not THAT furry.
Leo-Kinoske
January 1st, 2007
8:36:37 PM CST
(0)
I 5'd because furries are kewl. >:)
Cygnus
January 8th, 2007
12:15:18 PM CST
(0)
count me in!
Evadrol
January 10th, 2007
1:43:01 AM CST
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AAAAA! THE FUR IS GROWING! RAZOR, GET ME A F*CKING RAZOR! AAAAAA! I didn't listen to all I it, but I'm gonna have to, 5'ed.
TailsDoll
November 22nd, 2008
4:24:20 AM CST
(1)
With all that fur, your razor is going to get all gunked up. Better use a Razor Gator!
Kayube
February 1st, 2007
7:50:16 PM CST
(0)
There's another version of this at furtopia.org... I tried it and it didn't work. I don't think I'm furry enough.
Spotz
February 5th, 2007
11:36:09 AM CST
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There are times when I'm ashamed to be a furry.
omgomgomg
February 18th, 2007
7:15:39 PM CST
(0)
you win so much
SpadeHand
February 25th, 2007
6:30:13 AM CST
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I am f*cking AFRAID
Blackcat2874
February 27th, 2007
11:45:58 PM CST
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Why in the flying f*ck would you want to become a Furry in the first place? That would be like wanting to be a black guy in the 1800's.
BlueNight
December 28th, 2007
12:54:51 AM CST
(0)
... or a gay in the 50's, right? Wow. So you're saying Furry will eventually be accepted by all but a few bigots, with nonprofit foundations dedicated solely toward the furthering of furry rights?
Bluedex
December 28th, 2007
7:03:33 PM CST
(0)
BlueNight: Welcome to hell -> http://www.furryweekend.com/about (Scroll down to "About Furry Weekend Atlanta")
TobyTheRobot
April 23rd, 2007
11:45:25 PM CDT
(0)
... Suddenly I have this overwhelming desire to dress up like an animal and suck on some guy's balls. Is that normal?
NESer
May 4th, 2007
9:59:33 PM CDT
(2)
...Is this supposed to make me nervous? I'm actually a furry myself (A rather extremely silent closet case one), and this still..... unsettles me.
Archus
June 14th, 2007
8:57:46 PM CDT
(0)
The recording was creepy, but the bunny just weirds me out. He should be in a "for the last time" YTMND.
Vigrash
July 2nd, 2007
10:04:40 PM CDT
(0)
Another step forward. Soon, all the world will support the fandom. We will grow, and conquer.
Andreus
November 2nd, 2007
1:59:39 AM CDT
(0)
Stop attempting to f*cking delay the inevitable.
Eben-fla
November 18th, 2007
3:15:58 AM CST
(0)
Dude, that's freak'n scary...
scs
June 11th, 2008
2:54:29 PM CDT
(-2)
GUY SOUNDS LIKE A FUR F*G
KintarosTiger
July 21st, 2008
10:24:36 AM CDT
(0)
Somehow... I am not very fazed by you writing this.
KintarosTiger
July 21st, 2008
10:22:28 AM CDT
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Eeeeep. I kept looking @ my left hand. I coudla sworn I saw it with claws once.