The New Eight Core Mac Pro
Created on: April 9th, 2007
The New Eight Core Mac Pro
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April 9th, 2007
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Brilliant!!!! :-)
April 9th, 2007
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lol that's all macs are good for, storing you apple cores.
April 9th, 2007
(1)
Haha clever!
April 9th, 2007
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available for $5999 US dollars
April 10th, 2007
(1)
Sadly True.
April 9th, 2007
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I like it.
April 9th, 2007
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i wonder what's in my g5, probably 5 g's
April 9th, 2007
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perfect
April 9th, 2007
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those chewing sounds gave me wood
April 9th, 2007
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byte me.
April 9th, 2007
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Oh I get it, thats not funny.
April 9th, 2007
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clever
April 9th, 2007
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I knew that was coming
April 9th, 2007
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5'ed for bashing MACs.
April 9th, 2007
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Woot, 5 for Mac bashing any day of the week, even Wednesday
April 9th, 2007
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April 9th, 2007
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made of win
April 9th, 2007
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description is teh win
April 9th, 2007
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The best part is it would still run better than any Windows machine.
April 10th, 2007
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ohsnp
April 9th, 2007
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I'm fiving it even though I'm a mac fanboy, because it is in fact a clever ytmnd.
April 9th, 2007
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lol
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It is green.
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I'm sorry. It's a clever joke, and I think you executed it well, but people chewing in my ear is SUCH a pet peeve. I cannot in good conscience 5 this. I'm so very sorry.
April 10th, 2007
(0)
chomp chomp gulp.
April 10th, 2007
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clever
April 10th, 2007
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clever
April 10th, 2007
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pure joy
April 10th, 2007
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with another 9 cores they can play all 3 games they have almost as well as a 5 year old PC
April 10th, 2007
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funny enough I bought a mac going into college, and decided to put the windows xp smack down on it. it runs games quick as f*ck.
April 10th, 2007
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Lullzerz
April 10th, 2007
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I honestly cant stop listening to the chewing noises
April 10th, 2007
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Nice description!
April 10th, 2007
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I must have sat there for about 30 seconds and not understanding it, then i finally lol'd...
April 10th, 2007
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lolol
April 10th, 2007
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if you shove an apple through the top fan you can make slices too
April 10th, 2007
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Apple cores contain arsenic.
April 10th, 2007
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I'm so hungry :(
April 10th, 2007
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Of Jasper, or of liquid Pearle, whereon 520 Who after came from Earth, sayling arriv'd, Wafted by Angels, or flew o're the Lake
April 10th, 2007
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the description is the nexus of this ytmnd
April 10th, 2007
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i agree taht macs are sh*t but because of my inhumane hate for them i cannot make the stars more than 3 i truely am sorry :( i just hate them so much!
April 10th, 2007
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later evaluation of my life and things come and to pass i have decided to get over it and give u a 5
April 10th, 2007
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The best part is that nobody eats an apple like that so this YTMND is the only reason it would ever be used.
April 10th, 2007
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lol, puns
April 10th, 2007
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I wanted to give you higher than a 1 but I just couldn't in good conscience. 0/10
April 10th, 2007
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Genuinely made me laugh!
April 10th, 2007
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Rofl Irony
April 10th, 2007
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How is that Ironic?
April 10th, 2007
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macs are rotten to the core
April 10th, 2007
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gay
April 10th, 2007
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It runs on Mr. Fusion!
April 10th, 2007
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5'd for clever pun
April 10th, 2007
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Ugh, that f*ckin nasty *ss motherf*cker eating an apple.... bllaalrggh!
April 10th, 2007
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Highly susceptible to worms... BRILLIANT
April 10th, 2007
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HAHAHAHhahaha HOWD U DO DAT?!?!?!?1/1/1/1/ DID U UZE FOTOSHOP??? HAHA LOLOL 2*. Don't know why.
April 10th, 2007
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I listened to the apple eating sound for ten minutes.
April 10th, 2007
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I hate mac and all, but that sound effect came DAMN CLOSE to making me throw up.
April 10th, 2007
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4'd for witty description
April 10th, 2007
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Pun!!!
April 10th, 2007
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April 10th, 2007
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Get a Mac Pro with the best in gaming technology and 16 GB of ram and it'll only cost you about $15,000-$20,000
April 10th, 2007
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I want on of those...but i'm happy with my macbook pro
April 10th, 2007
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Clever.
April 10th, 2007
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nice description. the description sealed the deal.
April 10th, 2007
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i got pissed like 2 seconds into it
April 10th, 2007
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I see what you did there.
April 10th, 2007
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Nicely done.
April 10th, 2007
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Instead of talking about this ytmnd is clever, I'm forced to mention all the usual baseless mac-hating.
April 10th, 2007
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its not baseless, what the hell does a mac need 8 cores for, i'm fairly sure photoshop isn't that taxing on a processor
April 10th, 2007
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Mac SUCKS!
April 10th, 2007
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my friend actually did that a few years ago, he used to rip out the cd drives of the crappy macs at school and put his leftover lunch, such as apple cores, in it. we had 4 apple cores stuffed into one, good times. ill also never forget pouring water on top one, funny as hell.
April 10th, 2007
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i still burst out laughing and imagining the computer guy at our school coming to fix the computer and finding some kids trash in the computer.
April 10th, 2007
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I saw that all the time on the 1st gen iMacs. They had laptop like CD drives, and the remedial kids would rip out the lasers and stuff crap between the rails. Morons.
April 10th, 2007
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destruction of school property , nice... Its not like anyone could have used it for any sort of learning or anything.
April 10th, 2007
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This blows quad core out of the water.
April 10th, 2007
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i want an apple.. (not the computer)
April 10th, 2007
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This is quite good, indeed. Let there be no flame wars, however.
April 10th, 2007
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that's some of the most disgusting chewing sounds i've ever heard it almost makes me want to slap the person who was recorded.... no in fact it really DOES make me want to.
April 10th, 2007
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ba dum TISH!
April 10th, 2007
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4 + 1 for bashing macs and description
April 10th, 2007
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I enjoy listening to the detailed sounds of someone eating. Thanks, you f*ck.
April 10th, 2007
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apples ftw
April 10th, 2007
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Has superior apple ahem *number* crunching power!!!
April 10th, 2007
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Computer games are for virgins.
November 29th, 2008
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No, computer games are for PC's.
April 10th, 2007
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5 for f*cking annoying apple chewing sound.