XBox Elite Bitches!!!111
Created on: April 29th, 2007
XBox Elite Bitches!!!111

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April 29th, 2007
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You got ripped off. You're about as elite as Gears of War. Fail.
April 29th, 2007
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Instant Win.
April 29th, 2007
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horrible, but 2 for crazy music
April 29th, 2007
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is that the red ring of death?
April 29th, 2007
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this thred is full of fail
April 29th, 2007
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wowwww... wanna
April 29th, 2007
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60 bucks to your own site? come on.
April 29th, 2007
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Red ring looks even cooler when it's surrounded by black. That can be some solace.
April 29th, 2007
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Lmao $60 after buying a brokwn elite. HDMI is so much more ownage than VGA, but it seems like not a lot of people get it.
April 30th, 2007
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No, it isn't. It's not even "much more ownage" than component. What marketing hype bullsh*t are you subscribing to? HDMI is mainly a digital rights management initiative. There is next to no difference between 1080p component and 1080p HDMI. Or VGA or DVI, for that matter.
April 30th, 2007
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There is actually a bit of difference between VGA and DVI...
April 30th, 2007
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Um Kane do you even know what you're talking about? HDMI is DVI but it also can take audio unlike DVI. As for VGA, there is a difference... you need to stfu. Also, my projector cuts the VGA incorrectly so my screen isn't at the right resolution unless using VGA
May 1st, 2007
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What KaneRobot said. I know someone who'd rather use component now thanks to occasionally losing his picture, and finding out it was thanks to stupid HDCP errors. HDMI for me? 'Til 2160p or something rolls out, no thanks. Component, DVI, and separate audio ftw.
May 2nd, 2007
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"As for VGA, there is a difference... you need to stfu." The difference is minimal at best, and will vary from set to set. You're a f*cking idiot who buys into marketing terminology and hype. 1080p is 1080p. You can output 1080p (on the 360) to your television by component, VGA, or HDMI. All three of them provide a nearly identical picture, and generally only those who go over the picture specifically looking for minor differences will be able to tell that there's a difference.
May 2nd, 2007
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And no sh*t HDMI takes audio as well as video, what the f*ck does that have to do with the picture? Did you include that to try to impress me or make others think you're knowledgeable about the topic? Mission failed. If you're not going to be smart enough to take my word for it, go look at the f*cking engadget article where they compared the two (component & HDMI) hookups. They found a few minor, almost unnoticeable differences in picture quality, and that's it.
May 2nd, 2007
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You can't get 1080p over component on certain HDTVs. Also, component doesn't support 60fps.
May 5th, 2007
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So don't buy a gimped HDTV that restricts functionality?
April 29th, 2007
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http://madmansdeegfbadday.ytmnd.com/
April 29th, 2007
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Social Democracy can spend more money on YTMND than he can on his life.
April 30th, 2007
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Eh, you'd be surprised by the things I blow money on.
April 30th, 2007
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How much MMO currency have you bought so far trust fund boy?
April 30th, 2007
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lol, jealousy at its best. SD is my YTMND Hero.
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hookers and blow?
April 29th, 2007
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Lol I giggled. Great music.
April 30th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Lame - you lose.
April 30th, 2007
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god who cares.
May 1st, 2007
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seriously, even if SocialDemocracy is keeping the site running, the whole console war sh*t gets old
April 30th, 2007
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Yes its the ring of death thats why its funny- they still havent fixed what was wrong with the original it looks like.
April 30th, 2007
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are you f*cking kidding me?!?!?!
April 30th, 2007
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madmansdeegfbadday.ytmnd.com/
April 30th, 2007
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Downvoting Counter Agent.
April 30th, 2007
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i dont get it
April 30th, 2007
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omg, Plus-Tech Squeeze Box.
April 30th, 2007
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warranty plz
April 30th, 2007
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I'll pass on the Xbox 360 Elite N*gg*r version
April 30th, 2007
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As awesome as the 360 is, Elite fails. It's just an unnecessarily expensive Premium with an unnecessarily big HD.
April 30th, 2007
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i dont get it... am i missing somthing? please explain this to me!
April 30th, 2007
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Microsoft + Elite 360 = teh failing red rings
April 30th, 2007
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you know, those red rings show up if your av cable is not plugged in - idiot.
April 30th, 2007
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winner.
April 30th, 2007
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lol note to self, dont click any ytmnd link and take a drink i nearly sprayed my monitor when the music started
April 30th, 2007
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Great Music
April 30th, 2007
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360's only break on idiots. Mine has always worked fine.
April 30th, 2007
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ROFL RED EYE OF DEATH
April 30th, 2007
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-3 for user name
April 30th, 2007
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death star 360 elite :D
April 30th, 2007
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R.O.D. R.O.D. R.O.D. Btw, gears of war is kinda gay.
April 30th, 2007
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to bad thats only 3 are lit you need all 4 for ring of death
April 30th, 2007
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0 because i forgot to vote.
April 30th, 2007
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GROOD MUSIC
April 30th, 2007
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So now 360 is 100% better than PS3, sweet.
April 30th, 2007
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This is why I prefer the PS3 over any version of the 360. Even if the ps3 has worse graphics, and bad games, at least it actually lets you play a decent game for at least a few seconds.
April 30th, 2007
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LMAO... also yes i do see that become the new lol music
April 30th, 2007
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How many times can/will M$ skin the "cat" (the no brain, idiot, 12y.o. , etc, fanboys) ? xbox elite + wifi adapter + hddvd addon = its like 770 $ so keep up the major c*ck suckage just learn to love the c*ck :P
April 30th, 2007
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It really sucks that you have to pay $130.00 for a replacement.
April 30th, 2007
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Red Ring of Death... =(
April 30th, 2007
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2 stars for: use of stereo receiver to deceive fanboy masses
April 30th, 2007
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so its broken.
April 30th, 2007
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yay
April 30th, 2007
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Its from Microsoft; what did you expect?
April 30th, 2007
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Haha.
April 30th, 2007
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LMAO
April 30th, 2007
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xbox elite for the goon.
April 30th, 2007
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okay?
April 30th, 2007
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the music makes it but -1 because i like my 360
April 30th, 2007
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-5 stars for console fanboy f*ggotory, +5 for giving cash to YTMND, breaks at 0 stars.
April 30th, 2007
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I prefer a commodore 64 to 360
April 30th, 2007
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This whole Xbox 360 fault thing is totally blown out of proportion. I bought an Xbox 360 at release and i have no problems since.
April 30th, 2007
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I dont get it? All i see is an Xbox laying on a hardwood floor.... What the f*ck am i missing?
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Red Light of Doom
May 1st, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious!
April 30th, 2007
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why does socialdemocracy own?
April 30th, 2007
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ITS THIS KIND OF MINDLESS BULLSH*T THAT IS GOING TO PUT AN END TO YTMND. ALL THIS VIDEO GAME RELATED SH*T SUCKS. YTMND >>>>>>>> FANBOYISM
April 30th, 2007
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wow turn ur xbox upside down, get red lights, flip over and take a pic, its probably not even broken here. !!!!!wow!!!!!11111onezzzz
May 1st, 2007
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wtf u sayin
April 30th, 2007
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lol win
April 30th, 2007
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=E1QPL9Ak0-c This is the story of how all three 360's died in these guy's household in a little under three weeks. This virtually proves that all 360's are a ticking time-bomb.
April 30th, 2007
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i sure hate this.
April 30th, 2007
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I think from now on I'll 2 anything I don't understand
April 30th, 2007
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it's not really broken. all you did was loosen the av cord. happens all the time. JUST PLUG IT BACK IN!!!!!!!
April 30th, 2007
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That's for the 4 red lights *ssh*le. 3 red lights, as shown here, indicates hardware failure; the typical thing you expect from a Microsoft product.
April 30th, 2007
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that's why i'm a mac..... and microsoft's a pc
April 30th, 2007
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I lol'd. I hope microsoft fixes this sh*t.
April 30th, 2007
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consoles suck, this is not news
April 30th, 2007
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consoles can be easily fixed or replaced, where as a computer is not always easily repairable and more expensive to replace........ or maybe it's cause i live just 10 min away from the microsoft headquarters so it's convenient......... F*CK THE ZUNE, F*CK PAUL ALLEN, F*CK BILL GATES, F*CK THE 360, F*CK YOU MICROSOFT............also vista, F*CK YOU!
April 30th, 2007
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lol clydefr0g you're a moron. Consoles easily fixed or replaced? You have no idea what you're talking about.
May 1st, 2007
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PC > Console and Vista does suck balls. Microsoft is such a piece of sh*t for making software vista only, its the same basic operating code since windows 2000!! F*cking dirtbags.
May 1st, 2007
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easily replaced as in they dont cost that much...... and as i said. i live right by the microsoft headquarters so an xbox, or pc repair is just a short drive away. but i use a mac
May 15th, 2007
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You said a computer is not always easily repairable when really they're far easier to repair than a console.
May 1st, 2007
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The only console I'm getting is the wii, I know nintendo's sh*t will last. Consoles mostly suck though, PCs for life.
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Those are NOT MY MACHINES!!!
May 1st, 2007
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that sucks
May 1st, 2007
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THERE IS A PUBE ON THE FLOOR TO THE RIGHT OF THE CONSOLE FOR GOD'S SAKE
May 3rd, 2007
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A big one around the cable in the back too. SD must have a jungle between his legs.
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I will say this. The Red Ring of Death looks bad *ss on a sleek black machine.
May 1st, 2007
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Wow, self-sponsoring lame sh*t...forget it
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!........yup.......THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!!!....
May 1st, 2007
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yeahhhh well I had a premium since the day it came out and now I have an elite, and I've never had that problme. You f*cks just don't know how to work a damn gaming console
May 1st, 2007
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This is stupid, and the elite totally blows, why pay PS3 prices for an XBOX? Also 1'd for still playing consoles, haha
May 1st, 2007
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Because its 100$ cheaper, better games, more good games, and its faster, with better graphics, and XBox live, plus its got a year warranty, unlike PS3's which 1/8 will be broken on sale day. I do agree that a PC owns any console, for the rest of eternity, even if for the fact that you can play console games on a pc.
May 1st, 2007
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Actually, PS3 and 360 are almost exactly the same in terms of graphics. The only reason the PS3 costs more is because of it's built in Blu-ray compatible drive, that allows it to play HD movies, right out of the box. If the 360 was equipped with an HD-DVD drive, it would also cost $600 or more. Also, $400 360, + $200 HD-DVD add-on, = ???
May 1st, 2007
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Why didn't Microsoft call this the XBox 1337 anyway?
May 1st, 2007
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May 1st, 2007
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I need a red light for mine, so I can get the HAL9000 skin for it...
May 1st, 2007
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May 1st, 2007
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Make the lights green for a 5
May 1st, 2007
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looks very big and gay congrats
May 1st, 2007
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I smell fad music.
May 1st, 2007
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Great, it's an xbox that's been modded a little... not sure why this is top viewed.
May 1st, 2007
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Xbox fanboys are downvoters. PS3 fanboys are upvoters! Go go go go go!
May 1st, 2007
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It really sucks that you have to pay $130.00 for a replacement.
May 1st, 2007
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this has brought me to a conclusion ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE DORKS gears this 360 that sony this your mother that.
May 1st, 2007
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But no one is saying WORSHIP this and JERICHO that
May 1st, 2007
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Congratulations, you probably didn't even plug a wire in, causing the red rings, f*g. also i've had mine since launch and no red ring so you = fail.
May 5th, 2007
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lol
May 1st, 2007
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omg RED CIRCLE OF LIFE? *jealous*
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my bro got one....thatone is messingup-red lights...check to see if cords are connected!
May 1st, 2007
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That's for the 4 red lights *ssh*le. 3 red lights, as shown here, indicates hardware failure.
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boring
May 1st, 2007
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May 1st, 2007
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Combine this with backwards compatibility issues, lack of space on standard DVD's AND the lack of future support for Xbox (regular) games, and the future is looking pretty bleak for Xbox fans.
May 1st, 2007
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That sucks man... But this song is most definintely PIMP. I wanna get my paws on some Plus-Tech Squeeze Box, but not before some Pokemon Diamond. Booyah!
May 1st, 2007
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5'd for sponsorship.
May 1st, 2007
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what a sh*ty console
May 2nd, 2007
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Plug it in
May 2nd, 2007
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YIFF ^^
May 2nd, 2007
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oh i bet most ppl, hate it becaue they dont under stand, it didnt at first but this is a win
May 2nd, 2007
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this site sucks :D
May 2nd, 2007
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5 because f*ck everybody
May 2nd, 2007
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"Xbox fanboys are downvoters. PS3 fanboys are upvoters! Go go go go go!" And both are idiots for buying these piece of sh*t systems.
May 2nd, 2007
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Hah! It's broken! Oh, okay.
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God, can't they make this POS console work right? Everyone I know has had at least one break down on them. Utter garbage. Fail Microsoft. Big time fail.
May 2nd, 2007
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how the f*ck do you have so much money to blow on ytmnd..?
May 2nd, 2007
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That's what happens when you make sites like this on ytmnd.
May 2nd, 2007
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edit the picture with a part of the manual where it says that 3 leds stand for hardware failure. but still worth a 5. now iam glad i bought a PS3 and a Wii instead of a Xbox and a Wii :P
May 2nd, 2007
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Or you can buy new computer and a Wii? Why would anyone buy a xbox360 and a ps3 is beyond me
May 4th, 2007
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"Why would anyone buy a xbox360 and a ps3 is beyond me" because, unlike you... many people aren't poor, and like to try different things. There are plenty of games on, or going to appear on the 360 and PS3, that won't be on the wii, or PC. Hence, owning all 3 consoles and a good gaming PC = Best combination. B), but even though I own them all, my PC is still a million times as useful.
May 2nd, 2007
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You paid $60 on this SH*T??!!!!!1111 YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER IN LIFE. SAME WITH THAT BITCH HUMAN FOR EPIC SPONSOR OF $281.00. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE GOOD USE OF THAT MONEY AND PAY IT TO THE CANCER FOUNDATION RICH BASTARDS!!!!!!
May 3rd, 2007
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YTMND IS the cure for cancer.
May 2nd, 2007
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kkkk
May 3rd, 2007
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lmao I love my xbox... Microsoft sent me 5. The first one lasted 6 months the others lasted days. One lasted i sh*t you not.. 13 minutes... SOOOOOO they sent me one last one with a giant crack in the side and I extended its warrenty because it has a freaking vagina hole on it.. why wouldnt I? Welllll... vagina box hasn't died yet.. its been 3 months. What good that warrenty did :(
May 3rd, 2007
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+ for vagina box
May 3rd, 2007
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4 lights=Unplugged AV cables. You lose. SocialDemocracy where does your money come from? I'll do some harcore scat porn for $500.
May 3rd, 2007
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As broken as my old NES
May 3rd, 2007
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And here I was thinking that in the picture, the elite just had neat red LEDs. 5'd for learning something new!
May 3rd, 2007
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I just bought a 360 yesterday. If it messes up, I will be putting my fist into Bill Gate's face.
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f*ck Red circles of death
May 3rd, 2007
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lmao i have an xbox 360 and that doesnt change the fact that this is f*cking funny XD
May 3rd, 2007
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http://news.softpedia.com/news/Yes-the-Elite-has-Problems-Too-53577.shtml
May 3rd, 2007
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5 for Red Ring of Death. (For those lacking brain cells out there, that means it overheated)
May 3rd, 2007
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lol this happened to my original xbox and i got a refubished ... the disk drive doesnt open untill i hit it lol
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Video games are for talentless f*gs. Congratulations f*g.F
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I'll downvote because this entire generation of consoles sucks.
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wtf. and i also adore your choice of music.
May 5th, 2007
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Kudos for amazing new fail music
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I'll give you a three, but only for the whacky music. I hate XBox.
May 5th, 2007
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F*ck! Not the Red Ring of Death again? -_-
May 5th, 2007
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Wow. This is madness, blashemy, and SPARTAAAA all rolled into one. ALSO THNX SD FOR SPONSORING MAH VIOLEEN SITE
May 5th, 2007
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XBOX ELITE (really they should attach a vagina too it)
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5 for music.
May 5th, 2007
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Lol ring of death.
May 5th, 2007
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5'ed for quality music
May 5th, 2007
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lol thats hillarious, but happened to my premium 360 and i know how much it sucks
May 5th, 2007
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That is a phothoshopped pic. You can see the reflection of the green circle on the floor. Fission Mailed.
May 5th, 2007
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Stolen.
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Microsoft- Failed at making a system that is flawless Sony- Failed at making a system anyone would buy and keeping exclusive developers Nintendo- Your time will come shortly be sure of fanboys trying to prove which failure is better- priceless There are some things that'll never change in life, for everything else, theres mastercard.
May 5th, 2007
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Please die in a terrorist attack, Sony fanboy.
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I'm not a Sony Fanboy. Read my above post. I own both a 360 and a Nintendo Wii.
May 7th, 2007
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if he was a sony fanboy why does he have a wii and a 360? and why did he make a site spisifically (sp?) about a 360 elite?? he even made a post saying he has them...Irn2read
May 6th, 2007
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Just another Commodore64 fanboy.
May 6th, 2007
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1
May 6th, 2007
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5 for music and fantard sh*tstorm.
May 6th, 2007
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GoW is awesome, f*ck you douchebag
May 6th, 2007
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lol sry, ment to reply to wild09's gay comment about GoW. xD
May 6th, 2007
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Haha yeah I saw this
May 7th, 2007
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FISSION...MAILED. luckily my trusty 360 hasn't copped out on me yet...of course, it was a replacement for our easter lemon.
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this song reminds me of that keaton website.
February 13th, 2008
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at least someone knows where it comes from
May 7th, 2007
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To.. Many.. Fanboys...
May 7th, 2007
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5'd because that thing looks bloody awesome.
May 7th, 2007
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1'd because the not only did the Original Xbox suck major and it only survived because of Halo but also the Xbox 360 and now the new Xbox 360 Elite both f*cking suck. Microsoft did a great job...AT FAILING!!!
May 7th, 2007
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1'd because the not only did the Original Xbox suck major and it only survived because of Halo but also the Xbox 360 and now the new Xbox 360 Elite both f*cking suck. Microsoft did a great job...AT FAILING!!!
May 9th, 2007
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stfu sony fanboy... and im NOT giving that comment 599 US dollers SORRY!!!
May 7th, 2007
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360 is good, wii is good, ps3 is mediocre, nes is the best.
May 7th, 2007
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OMG, that music is hysterical!!!
May 8th, 2007
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Oooh, "Sony/PS3 fanboy", say the Internet fanboys.
May 8th, 2007
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Image saved in case of site deletion.
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DONUTS
May 12th, 2007
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There have been about 8 million Xbox 360 consoles sold. So, let us fantasize that the failure rate that Microsoft gave us is in fact true, at 3%. 3% of 8 million is 240,000 defective consoles. Let us say that half of these consoles have gone out of their warranty. Now, 120,000 defective consoles. Let us say that 75% of these people pay to get it fixed. 90,000 people with defect consoles paying Microsoft $129. $11,610,000 made strictly off of defective consoles in favor of MS.
May 16th, 2007
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This music is kind of epic.
June 5th, 2007
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wee we we ha ha de la (sum frech sh*t i made up)(i hat edem frenchyd)
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This is why you buy a cooler (fan) if need be. Otherwise stop playing when it gets hot.
June 13th, 2007
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The genius is not in getting the joke. The true genius is in knowing full well that there is a perfectly servicable joke of some kind, while at the same time not actually knowing what it would be, as well as not caring.
July 15th, 2007
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u talks funni
July 15th, 2007
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I WOOOOOON!!!!!!!
August 6th, 2007
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Lol, hardware failure. Nice job. 5'd and Fav'd. =P
August 27th, 2007
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
January 20th, 2008
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1 for your username, you f*cking neocommie.
October 5th, 2008
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ASS ASSS!!! PISS PISS!! ASS, PISS, PISS!! PISS IN THE ASS!! PISS COMING OUT FROM MY ASS! PISS OUT MY ASS!!!