Avril Lavigne: Corporate Whore or International Slut? (long audio/refresh)
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May 10th, 2007
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haha, oh wow
May 10th, 2007
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JE SERAIS TA COPINE. ITS FUNNY HOW YOU PUT THE "F*CK YOU" WITH THE FRANCE FLAG
May 10th, 2007
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And the first flag should have been Canada. wow
May 10th, 2007
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sorry on the us flag f*ckup. I wasn't really thinking about it. fix'd.
May 10th, 2007
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LOL
May 10th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^
May 10th, 2007
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canadians don't deserve to live, cept sitsu and kitty...they can live.
May 10th, 2007
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i'm half canadian....
May 10th, 2007
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how can you be half canadian? lol
May 10th, 2007
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Thank God that bitch doesn't belong to America
May 10th, 2007
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well...my mom my is canadian and my dad isn't?
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Look, either you're recognized as a Canadian citizen or you aren't. Unless he's half French canadian, most people don't distinguish between the nationality of parents who are: Canadian, American, British, Australian, or New Zealanders.
May 10th, 2007
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i hate how people get mad at people who are trying to make money "sell out" "corporate whore" stop being mad shes making money and you arent. sadly some of the money makers like her dont deserve it because they dont have any skill (i've heard some live things from avril *gasp*) but still people make money and get famous dont be jealous.
May 11th, 2007
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what stupidborring*ssh*le said.
May 11th, 2007
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duel citizenship mothaf*ckas
May 11th, 2007
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i guess no one on ytmnd can take a joke.
May 11th, 2007
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most annoying song ever.
May 11th, 2007
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lol wut
May 12th, 2007
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massive c*ck 4 u n_n
May 19th, 2007
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you can be half canadian if your parents had sex in the car at the border.
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we couldn't run an ad that said "no portugese" but umm...no portugese
May 10th, 2007
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Avril Lavigne SUCKS at speaking foreign languages. Especially the German and Japanese. "No way, no way, eesh kahnne dinah froy-ndinn sign!"
May 10th, 2007
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Being a fluent German speaker, I agree.
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the funny thing is, the annoying young german girls probably don't care, and sing it that way anyways... no wait, they're Germans, they wouldn't, never mind.
May 10th, 2007
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I don't think she did the Japanese version...let me check.
May 10th, 2007
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5 for russian avril
May 10th, 2007
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ok so now its confirmed, that song is avril... ok now lets never listen to it again
May 10th, 2007
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...and I'd hit it in all 8.
May 10th, 2007
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me too :/
May 10th, 2007
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word.
May 10th, 2007
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...with a sledgehammer, in the back of the head
May 10th, 2007
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...with a sledgehammer, in the back of the head, twice
May 11th, 2007
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why stop there? the more you hit the bitch the bigger the imprint you'll leave.
May 12th, 2007
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Thrice.
May 10th, 2007
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Agree ^ Call her what you want , but most of us can't even talk in 2 langauges let alone sing them.
May 10th, 2007
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She forgot Poland
May 10th, 2007
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AHAHAHA
May 10th, 2007
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OH SWEET JESUS
May 10th, 2007
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LMAO
May 11th, 2007
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^Made this ytmnd worthwhile
May 11th, 2007
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holy sh*t
May 12th, 2007
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My son, God loves you.
May 12th, 2007
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best comment ever
May 12th, 2007
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5'd JUST FOR THIS!
May 12th, 2007
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This is the second best comment ever... did you forget about the comment that started nedm
May 12th, 2007
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Hahaha
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June 11th, 2007
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Holy brilliant!
May 10th, 2007
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alright
May 10th, 2007
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-1 for no dutch version.
May 10th, 2007
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Her lyrics are trite enough that she could have learned simple words and then sung them. Any of us could do it if we had the time and money this no talent bitch has. They converted her song to different languages anyway. May she burn in a fiery napalm bath.
May 12th, 2007
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As much as i agree with you, you're still a stupid annoying bitch.
May 10th, 2007
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I hate to tell you this, but this is very common in the recording industry. It goes way beyond a single artist, and was especially popular in the 60s-70s. The Beatles recorded two of their songs in German (even though they did hate it).
May 10th, 2007
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Yeah, I still remember "Por Siempre T", Christina Aguilera's Spanish "I Turn To You".
May 10th, 2007
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You can hear them on The Beatles Past Masters Volume 1
May 10th, 2007
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Not quite the same as the Beatles thing, gamekid. Christina Aquilera IS hispanic, she didn't have to memorize foreign words to appease the record label.
May 10th, 2007
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Yep, it's fun to listen to the Beatles' classic singles "Komm, Gib Mir Diene Hand" and "Sie Liebt Dich." In fact, it's one of the few reasons to get volume one of the Past Masters series at all.
May 10th, 2007
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dascoot, Christina Aguilera couldn't speak a word of Spanish when she recorded that song. They had her sing it from a paper that had the words spelled phonetically. I don't really have an opinion one way or the other on it, I'm just saying.
May 11th, 2007
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syncannnnnnnn
May 11th, 2007
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Oh sh*t lizardman are you serious? Hahahahha ok so I stand corrected.. hahah phonetically. I love that she needed ridiculously simple Spanish pronunciation to be dumbed down for her.
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ya... and.. make teh first flag a canadian one.. cause shes canadian... and speaks canadian in that song.
May 10th, 2007
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Yeah, EH!
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got the real scoop there, eh, bacon?
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note the time and date of my post mr sarcasm
May 10th, 2007
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Fluent in eight different languages! Impressive...
May 10th, 2007
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world hump day
May 10th, 2007
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Ich bin hier Und du bist mein Sofa
May 10th, 2007
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I like how the Portugese one sounds like they crammed in as many words into the verse as possible, just to fit the beat.
May 10th, 2007
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Yeah, that one sounded awkward to me too.
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Blame the language for being a bloated mess compared to superior languages. :D
May 10th, 2007
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You realize its gay. So why make a gay ytmnd?
May 10th, 2007
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Does she gag in eight different languages?
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the russian sounded terrible
May 10th, 2007
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ah hahahahahahahahahaa hahahaha hahahaaaaaa
May 10th, 2007
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as stated before, it is truly a disgrace to see my mother-language being brutally assassinated
May 13th, 2007
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lol Meg Ryan
May 10th, 2007
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lol, chinese seemed to difficult so they edited it....
May 10th, 2007
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Well, if I ever find myself in any of those other countries...I will at least be able to say "hey."
May 10th, 2007
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Isn't she Canadian?
May 10th, 2007
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yeah she is, changing vote to 1 til there is a Canadian flag in the back
May 10th, 2007
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^ Withholding vote for same.
May 10th, 2007
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capitalism = mutliculturism. 5'd for the appropiate use of the words corporate whore........I hate multiculturism
May 11th, 2007
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capitalism = making all cultures the same by taking away all real culture equally. HURRAY FOR THAT!
May 12th, 2007
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you guys are so wrong
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At first I was like "...." then I lol'd
May 10th, 2007
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Had me at Japanese.
May 10th, 2007
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I hope there was no surprise at the end.. But I couldn't stand to hear that squirrely c*nt for one more second.
May 10th, 2007
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Oh anyhow, good title.
May 10th, 2007
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just embarassing
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Making every penny possible - awwww; I miss her little tie & wifebeater
May 10th, 2007
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Terrible song and this talentless Canadian bitch needs to STFU
May 10th, 2007
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-1 for no poland.
May 10th, 2007
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LOL international annoyance.
May 10th, 2007
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Annoying in all languages
May 10th, 2007
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"She forgot Poland" LMAO
May 10th, 2007
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1 For thinking 'English' comes from America.
May 10th, 2007
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well actually shes from Canada
May 10th, 2007
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-1 for thinking that the English dialect spoken in America is remotely similar to the true English spoken by true un-Americanized Brits.
May 12th, 2007
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This subthread here is riding the short-bus. I'm gonna take these retards to the zoo.
May 12th, 2007
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I want to go to the zoo
May 12th, 2007
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She isn't really speaking english. She's more killing the collective unconscious of humanity. I believe that's Bantu. THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS, by the way. "HEY HEY YOU YOU *click* *click* *mge* *click* NO NO WAY WAY *click* *ngu* *clickclick* *ungedan* HEY HEY YOU YOU *click *mnonggen* *click click* *derp*
May 10th, 2007
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You Forgot Poland
May 10th, 2007
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i jus threw up on myself.
May 10th, 2007
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It's good to know that Japanese girl bands singing hideous English are not the only example of this kind of thing happening. The Chinese I would say is the flat out worst of them all. Japanese isn't so bad; any English speaker can at least pronounce Japanese fairly easily except for the r/l thingie.
May 10th, 2007
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List: English French German Italian Japanese Chinese Portuguese Spanish and yes poland was forgotten.
May 10th, 2007
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It's badass in japanese
May 10th, 2007
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Well, firstly I think the first one shouldn't be an American flag it should be Canadian, as she is actually Canadian. Secondly her singing sucks, the only thing going for her in my honest opinion is her good looks.
May 10th, 2007
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5'd for being a whore.
May 10th, 2007
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once it hit japan it started getting funny
May 10th, 2007
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a hidden "khaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!" in there really wouldve put a smile on my face. but no, no you just wanted me to hear her sing in eight different languages. thanks for that.
May 10th, 2007
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ROFL AT THE CHINESE..it is SO TERRIBLE, this song sucks btw
May 10th, 2007
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that was Japanese
May 10th, 2007
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but there was also a chinese one in there
May 10th, 2007
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.....yes I know
May 10th, 2007
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Recording the same song in 8 different languages for an international audience is so PUNK.
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I vote for Slut internacional, internationales Slut, Slut internazionale, internationale Slut, международное Slut
May 10th, 2007
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Even though I bet you just stole this from some blog, can you give us the mp3s, specifically for the second last song? Kind of catchy
May 10th, 2007
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I'll have to tunebite off napster, but yeah if you guys really want them I can hook you up.
May 11th, 2007
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he didnt ask for the mp3s for fun
May 12th, 2007
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"can you give us the mp3s, ...Kind of catchy" i should kill you.
May 10th, 2007
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Someone kill her please.
May 10th, 2007
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as if the rest of the world didn't f*cking hate us enough
May 10th, 2007
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She could sing that song in language of the gods themselves. . . and it would still suck balls.
May 10th, 2007
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shut up, man! Don't piss her off! Don't you know she's a bad-ass rebel?! she'll come here and kick all our asses!!!
May 12th, 2007
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8 Different languages and shes mad in all of them
May 10th, 2007
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still need poland.
May 10th, 2007
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hey hey you you i dont like ur website no way no way hey hey you you i hate arvil yes way yes way
May 10th, 2007
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5'd for entertainment. lawl
May 10th, 2007
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lol canada.
May 10th, 2007
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doing it in english and french is not particularly surprising. but the other languages are kind of ridiculous
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The song was drowned out by the voice in my head screaming "F*CK HER BETWEEN THE TONSILS!!"
May 10th, 2007
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That song is so f*ckin annoying.
May 10th, 2007
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Yes, she's a corporate whore. Still, a corporate whore who I'd love to introduce to my throbbing penis.
May 10th, 2007
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damn that chinese was horrible
May 10th, 2007
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both
May 10th, 2007
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So good it's bad. There hasn't been one Avril Lavigne song that made me want to rip off my own f*cking ears and shove them up my ass.
May 10th, 2007
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i worded that wrong didn't?
May 10th, 2007
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Where'd you find all the mp3s?
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hey! she's hot...and stuff...
May 10th, 2007
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1 star for google image, another star for thinking she's a whore for singing in other languages. Dumbass.
May 10th, 2007
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This is the final frontier
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X_X I'm glad rrkfan agrees with me on this. I'm also canadian and now i'm offended by her because of this song. Way to raise the slut ratio, deuche! DOES WAYNE BRADY HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH!? 5/5 tho for having something in common ^_^
May 10th, 2007
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I'd hit her. With my fist. I'm an angry god.
May 10th, 2007
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I died after the french version. Sorry.
May 10th, 2007
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jouna poppa cokefiend?
May 10th, 2007
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Some of the country flags like the one with the leaf were a bit hard to identify, but other than that good ytmnd.
May 10th, 2007
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LOL the second song sounds like she says something about being a coke fiend.
May 10th, 2007
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Beat ya to it, hah.
May 10th, 2007
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It's a shame that Italy listens to her sh*t.
May 10th, 2007
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cool, how'd you find these?
May 10th, 2007
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I was f*cking around on napster the other night...and found that she had all these mixes of girlfriend. Hilarity ensued and after my finals today i made it.
May 10th, 2007
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The media told me she's a punker so she can't be a corporate whore.
May 10th, 2007
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Lol, I checked the song on iTunes, and her HXC fans are complaining that she's "sold out." The irony actually BURNED.
May 10th, 2007
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Actually you forgot the POLAND version... On a serious note... that really her singing all those versions?
May 10th, 2007
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you forgot poland
May 10th, 2007
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Amazingly in every language she's a poser. +3 for Portugal
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u know having a polend version would work too
May 10th, 2007
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IM NOT A FAN BUT THIS WAS PRETTY COOL
May 10th, 2007
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wtf slutface
May 10th, 2007
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Okay the Japanese is just awful. I vote whore.
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I thought she was a hard *ss punk chick. Oh yah - thats right - she used to sing in a folk band with old people back home. Another waste of airspace.
May 10th, 2007
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what a sad bitch. who gives a f*ck about German people
May 10th, 2007
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i liked the portuguese one better than the english :x
May 10th, 2007
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Annoying in 8 languages.
May 10th, 2007
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OMFG where did u get that? O_o
May 10th, 2007
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this is awesome.
May 10th, 2007
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Can't she be both a corporate whore AND an international slut? She's still hot
May 10th, 2007
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ear rape
May 10th, 2007
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LOL I laughed my *ss off! Literally. Call a doctor. THE BLOOD!
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Sounds terrible in every language.
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And her French makes me want to shove a baguette down her throat.
May 11th, 2007
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"Baguette" eh...so thats what you crazy kids are calling it these day. In my day we just said we wanted to "throat f*ck" her
May 10th, 2007
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Annoying after a while... But at least I understand two of them.
May 10th, 2007
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regassa!
May 10th, 2007
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i could care less
May 10th, 2007
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I love that it's exactly the same tune and rhythm and she just tries to cram the sentences into the time allotted.
May 10th, 2007
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elaborate , 5er
May 10th, 2007
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I need to get the portuguese version for my family
May 10th, 2007
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wow!!!
May 10th, 2007
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I have no problem with people speaking or singing in different languages. I'm no fan of hers but much like the "duck tales fad" etc., I always enjoy different renditions of a song, just to hear what people in other countries are hearing. I think i'll try to find some of these. 4 stars for giving me some more songs to listen to.
May 10th, 2007
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Those can't all be her; there have to be some impersonators. At least the Chinese version. lol at the Chinese. Anyway. . . Sie liebt dich. 4'd your information.
May 13th, 2007
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It was said somewhere on here that she sang it really really slowly and then they sped it up. I think...
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this might be the worst song ever made
May 10th, 2007
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You forgot Poland.
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Shes both!, I hate this bitch. This has to be the most annoying song EVER made!!!!!!!!!
May 10th, 2007
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holy f*ck!
May 10th, 2007
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She sucks at speaking 8 languages.
May 10th, 2007
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OMG Secret Mountie/Pussy/Nazi/Facist/Kamikaze/Communist/Something bad about Portugese people/Euro Spick Bitch
May 10th, 2007
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-1 for this reminding me of the Night of the Unicorn
May 11th, 2007
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her french is awful!
May 11th, 2007
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Everytime I think it's going to repeat, there's another. Total whorage.
May 11th, 2007
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Even if making multilingual versions of your song were somehow a sign of corporate whoring, this YTMND would still be awful.
May 11th, 2007
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Wow. Her accent is terrible in all of those languages.
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Well, her accent might be really hot to native speakers. Who knows? -1 for Canadian Flag.
May 11th, 2007
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Konya there is thing called thinking which you should do before you type .. now let me explain something, if you were asked to sing in a language you were no fluent do you think you would sound any better? In other words you're comment was both stupid and unessisary
May 11th, 2007
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good f*cking lord....
May 11th, 2007
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GOOD WORK
May 11th, 2007
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OH MY HELL! I can speak a little Chinese (mandarin) but could NOT understand one word of hers... then you get to the part where its edited! AWFUL! She KILLED Chinese!
May 11th, 2007
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Amusing =)
May 11th, 2007
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wow lol, the japanese one is hilarious. yeah, the only thing avril has is good looks, at least to me.
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God-f*cks! Her mother is a French speaking Ontarian and her fathers comes for France, and listen to that french accent! Damnit!
May 12th, 2007
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I think she admitted that she didn't speak French at the time she recorded it. Or at least wasn't fluent. Ha ha.
May 11th, 2007
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She speaks 8 languages?
May 11th, 2007
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clever business plan from avrils managers
May 11th, 2007
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I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god, but only if she moans in japanese
May 11th, 2007
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At times of crappy music like this... i say one thing... BLAME CANADA!!! btw im italian and you can't really understand what she's saying, apart from the fact she's say i dont LOVE you girlfriend in instead of like... stupid whore... 5 for ridiculing a world-wide failure...
May 11th, 2007
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BTW you dont see any other non english speaking YTMND's sayin "im the only one from that country. and im stuck up my own *ssh*le" (MegAtYRaN)
May 11th, 2007
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the russian one made me lol
May 12th, 2007
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Considering there was no Russian one, which one did you LOL at?
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Avirl Lavigne farted. =/
May 11th, 2007
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I can't even think of anything to say, im just that dissapointed.
May 11th, 2007
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omg that just f*cked my brain up for the day. so painful.... ugh
May 11th, 2007
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http://www.blender.com/AvrilLavigneAnswersYourQuestions/video/839.aspx
May 11th, 2007
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And she's a thief... she stole arcade sounds for her 'girlfriend' video from http://arcade.hofle.com
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interesting, but you might be more of a slut for compiling this
May 11th, 2007
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funny thing is in france they played the english version
May 11th, 2007
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Oh my god some of these are hilarious
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She sounds like she's gonna kill someone when speaking in Chinese o_o And I actually understand the Italian version quite well, those 5 years of education somehow payed off... I guess
May 11th, 2007
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This just means that the whole world can laugh at her now.
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5'd for absolutely apalling Chinese Avril. No let's never, ever watch this YTMND again.
May 11th, 2007
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the chinese version is a mess lol
May 11th, 2007
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not only that, she could barely handle the languages
May 11th, 2007
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the chinese one sounded baaaaaaad. Just awful.
May 11th, 2007
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agreed, it was terrible! the others sounded ok tho. the french one sounded the most natural I think.
May 12th, 2007
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Well I read that she couldn't get the words down so they had to edit her pronouncing each individual syllable and make it a word digitally.
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