How To Eat A Watermelon
Created on: May 15th, 2007
How To Eat A Watermelon
I'm sure some of you have seen this video before, but if not; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc (this site inspired by Preston and Steve)

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May 15th, 2007
(11)
Gold.
May 15th, 2007
(1)
PINK AND FLESHY
May 15th, 2007
(0)
and wtf
May 15th, 2007
(7)
LORD HALF MERCY
May 16th, 2007
(1)
Replied
May 18th, 2007
(0)
luhahvemuhc
December 6th, 2007
(0)
andtheyllseemeeatinapieceofwatermelonlikethis'ere
January 11th, 2008
(4)
This is one of the great dark horse YTMNDs. And I'm not just saying that because he's black.
May 15th, 2007
(2)
silver
May 17th, 2007
(5)
Lrd 1/2 mrcy.
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Platinum.
May 15th, 2007
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You need to extend this.. this isn't even the funny part!
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Damn funny.
May 15th, 2007
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(5 none the less)
May 15th, 2007
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haha
May 15th, 2007
(6)
Your snippit is funny because its done in such a way that makes it seem like it goes on forever.
May 17th, 2007
(0)
May 15th, 2007
(1)
"and i was like, WHY YOU PUTTIN SALT ON YOUR WATERMELON?"
May 15th, 2007
(0)
May 15th, 2007
(0)
meeeeeem!!! Tom Cruise wont come out of my closet!
August 24th, 2007
(1)
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem irrelevent.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
thanks.
(9)
Chewie began pumping his hips rhythmically, driving himself into Leia as far as he could go.
May 17th, 2007
(1)
I should think this is not funny, but every time I see it, I laugh harder.
May 15th, 2007
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In a normal person's brain, there exist some sort of filter between the brain and the mouth to prevent nonsensical rambling. This may not exist for black people.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
amazing
May 15th, 2007
(0)
LOL WTF?
May 15th, 2007
(0)
omg loop
May 15th, 2007
(0)
I did this first, but not as good, and I got downvoated immediately by the downvoating scum. http://peteygreenewatamelon.ytmnd.com/ Good luck to you though, this was a fine job. I hope this stays up because this is a murderously funny clip. Good form.
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i like the loop
May 15th, 2007
(0)
lol the loop made this, any more longer and you'd probably get some "OMG youtube -1 crap"
May 15th, 2007
(0)
wow
May 15th, 2007
(14)
very true. As a white man, I'll say wholeheartedly that WATERMELON IS AWESOME. seriously. if you don't like fried chicken and watermelon (not together, separately), something ins wrong with you.
May 17th, 2007
(2)
Beans and cornbread!
August 24th, 2007
(0)
PRAIZ DA LORD!
May 15th, 2007
(3)
I came
May 15th, 2007
(4)
DESPICABLE + Daffy Duck = 5. Beautiful loop, too.
June 26th, 2007
(0)
+1 Daffy Duck. But seriously I just don't understand how this could be seen as funny.
(0)
omfg that is hilarious.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
f*cking hilarious! Also, nice circular run-on-sentence loop
May 15th, 2007
(1)
omg i been looking this clip forever
May 15th, 2007
(1)
i'm not a racist... that's what's so insane about this 5. but you had me at the daffy duck "that's despicable" part.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
im sorry, i had to 5 this again
May 15th, 2007
(0)
Good execution and nice loop
May 15th, 2007
(0)
wow i actually lol'd
May 15th, 2007
(0)
Well done sir.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
i can't stop laugh, my throat hurts LOLOLOL
May 15th, 2007
(1)
Whenever I write an essay for a class, I try to make it end full-circle. This has the same pleasing effect.
May 15th, 2007
(1)
water melon=good
May 15th, 2007
(5)
I'm not sure why it's black people who like watermelon. Doesn't EVERYONE like watermelon?
May 15th, 2007
(1)
this f*cking slays vaagina
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The "kicked him in the penith" boy. . . all growed up. . . :*)
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lol, self reply.
May 16th, 2007
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i was thinking that too
May 15th, 2007
(1)
pretty good. -5000 for making me click +5004 for cleverness
May 15th, 2007
(0)
wow, perfect!
May 15th, 2007
(0)
Genius!
May 15th, 2007
(1)
It's sites like this that make me want to vote 6. Seriously, it syncs perfectly, and makes me laugh everytime I see it. I especially lol'd at "Lord half mercy".
May 15th, 2007
(0)
So damn funny ahaha the crammed words part owns me. 5'ed
May 15th, 2007
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lol
May 15th, 2007
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hahaha i remember when i first saw that video. it was so unbelievable i nearly sh*t myself laughing. this and the video with the fat black bitch who sings about her "fried chicken, southern fried chicken" set the black race back 150 years. Also, don't ever go to a black doctor. according to actual medical students, they don't actually have to pass any courses to get degrees. thats what we call "progress" though. f*ck affirmative action. it ruins everything and DOESN'T help black people in the end
May 15th, 2007
(0)
lol
May 15th, 2007
(0)
wow, I have to 5 this.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
Despicable sir, dispicable indeed.
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hahahahahah!! I LOVE that video!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc
May 15th, 2007
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text synced with speech, top quality!
May 15th, 2007
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Your despicable!
May 15th, 2007
(0)
Yes sir, I liked it.
May 15th, 2007
(0)
nice loop, well done
May 15th, 2007
(6)
you win 1 night with me
May 16th, 2007
(8)
cya soon
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lolz, i love it
May 15th, 2007
(0)
Awesome site man, great loop as well.
May 15th, 2007
(-2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3vTCsGv3I
May 15th, 2007
(0)
bronze
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Nice loop
May 16th, 2007
(0)
good edits even if its youtube
(0)
i lol'd good, lawd half mercy
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Incredible job, seriously.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
LORd HALf MERCY
May 16th, 2007
(0)
But it's GOOD.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
watermelon good
May 16th, 2007
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well this surely pushes the envelope
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This is funny. VERY funny.
May 16th, 2007
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I didn't hear an explanation on how to eat watermelon; this sh*t fails so hard...
May 16th, 2007
(0)
I see black ... my black brothers and sisters ... givindistingrite'erea FIVE!
May 16th, 2007
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Old http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w7YPlGRX5w But since you are a Petey Greene fan, I'll let this one slide because this video is really funny to me.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
I know only one thing. And one thing only. ... I want to find this man's closet.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
OMG! I can't stop laughing.
May 16th, 2007
(1)
LORD HALF MERCY!
May 16th, 2007
(-1)
I prefer Strawberries myself
May 16th, 2007
(-1)
this is racist
May 16th, 2007
(0)
if it is, you're calling Petey Greene a racist. All I did was add some visuals
May 16th, 2007
(0)
I'm mocking the people who decry it as racist. notice the 5 stars.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Well I was mocking people who just had woken up and made a couple quick replies before going to work. *cough*
May 16th, 2007
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:*(
May 16th, 2007
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=D
May 18th, 2007
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last word bitch! ^_^
May 16th, 2007
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andthey'llseemeeatinapieceofwatermelonlikethis'ere
May 16th, 2007
(0)
This is godly.
May 16th, 2007
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All I did was get out of the shower.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!
May 16th, 2007
(0)
THAT WAS AWESOME!
May 16th, 2007
(0)
I had some Gadzooks the other day and it was far from despicable!
May 16th, 2007
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This is the most beautiflul and disturbingly well put together looping file in the history of ytmnd. It's like... he's just saying the same goddamn thing over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over again. And yet.... I keep waiting for him to say something new. Lord half mercy.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
You know what's good? The watermelon with little to no seeds in it.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
And that's good. And you know a thing that makes me mad?
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Grinding your gears?
August 24th, 2007
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man that ain't watermelon if it ain't got the seeds!
May 16th, 2007
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tasteless and racist bullsh*t.
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Lord Half Mercy = 5.
May 16th, 2007
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omg...that's awesome!
May 16th, 2007
(1)
THATS DESPICABLE
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Not all black people eat that sh*t, I personally hate it.
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I concur. If I wanted water I'd drink it!
May 16th, 2007
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andthey'llseemeeatinapieceofwatermelonlikethis'ere
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Now that is an awesome loop. Took me a few seconds to realize it had looped.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
LOL! Creative and funny. Thanks a lot for helping the site look better!
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It is green.
May 16th, 2007
(3)
Beans and Cornbread.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Pure gold :D
May 16th, 2007
(0)
you stupid ytmnd crackers should google the name Peetey Greene, he was about much more than watermelon eating ettiquite
May 16th, 2007
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daffy :P
May 16th, 2007
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I believe this is how to eat watermelon. info.ytmnd.com
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Badass. Images go real well with it.
(1)
Perfect win
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dear god.. this is awesome
May 16th, 2007
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Nice illustration. www.gabbly.com/ytmnd.com
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Fad this mother.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
lmao, wtf was this piece of hilarious nonsense
May 16th, 2007
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How to prank a n*gg*r
May 16th, 2007
(-1)
This is f*cking retarded
May 16th, 2007
(0)
LOL
May 16th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHA
May 16th, 2007
(1)
Nobody should eat watermelon in the closet just because they're afraid of being stereotyped.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
This was great.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
LMAO WOOT!
May 16th, 2007
(0)
Sounds more like"Lord hammer"
May 16th, 2007
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May 16th, 2007
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I didn't want to like this. And then the loop and the sync is too good to downvote.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
...hhehehhee waudamella!
May 16th, 2007
(0)
LOOP. OF. POWAH.
May 16th, 2007
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I know better than to get between a n*gg*r and their watermelon. Lord half mercy.
May 16th, 2007
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OLD
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smirk...
May 16th, 2007
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O_o o_O O_o o_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD
May 16th, 2007
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Amazing. Epic. Wow.
May 16th, 2007
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lol...daffy duck FTW
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allthosewordspushedtogetheriswhatmademelmao
May 16th, 2007
(0)
best loop ever
May 16th, 2007
(0)
LORD 1/2 MERCY! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
May 16th, 2007
(0)
funnyest thing ive seen all day
May 16th, 2007
(0)
I was just thinking about this video today.
May 16th, 2007
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Awesome. Lord half mercy is a riot.
May 16th, 2007
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Lord 1/2 Mercy
May 16th, 2007
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black people get offended when other black people eat watermelon? when the f*ck did this happen?
May 16th, 2007
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LORD HALF MERCY
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I'd ask R Kelly about the watermelon in the closet thing.
May 16th, 2007
(0)
That kicks ass!
May 16th, 2007
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andthey'llseemevotinafiveonthisite'ere
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Watermelon = African Ham.
May 16th, 2007
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Oh my God... yes, YES! This is brilliant. And the keyword(s): "how to guide about how one would go about imbibing this ambrosia this food of the gods " is the best keyword(s) of all time.
May 16th, 2007
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this is not smart racism , just the stupid kind, which is not funny in any way.
May 16th, 2007
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LORD 1/2 MERCY
May 17th, 2007
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I don't know if this is funny or not. v-_-v
May 17th, 2007
(0)
best ytmnd ever!
May 17th, 2007
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it took me awhile..and watching about 30 times butifyouseemeeatingpieceofwatermellonrightere
May 17th, 2007
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Classic
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The Daffy Duck makes me chuckle every time.
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what
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racist
May 17th, 2007
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I eat watermelons.
May 17th, 2007
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4'd, because I can't understand why you eat beans and cornbread in public either
May 17th, 2007
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That's despicable.
May 17th, 2007
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Lord half mercy.
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it's good
May 17th, 2007
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lord half mercy
May 17th, 2007
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Cataclaw here, back from the dead, to vote 5 this masterpiece. That is all.
May 17th, 2007
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Excellent.
May 17th, 2007
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thumbs up
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Awesome subtitles
May 17th, 2007
(0)
5 for melon munching noises
May 17th, 2007
(0)
OMFG THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER MADE lets have sex
May 17th, 2007
(1)
NeoMatrix has me for 1 night this week, but I'm sure I can fit you in
May 17th, 2007
(0)
Awesome
May 17th, 2007
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WHY AM I LAUGHING?!?!?
May 17th, 2007
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hahahahahahhahahahaha
May 17th, 2007
(-1)
Great loop.
May 17th, 2007
(1)
Nothing wrong with watermelon...mmm...
May 17th, 2007
(-1)
Best ytmnd in a long time
May 17th, 2007
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Not quite sure where this is from but humorous nonetheless
May 17th, 2007
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May 17th, 2007
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5'd for lord half mercy
May 17th, 2007
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But its g00d.
May 17th, 2007
(0)
Nice sync
May 17th, 2007
(0)
It makes perfect sense, just like Kentucky fried chicken with beans and cornbread!
May 18th, 2007
(0)
good visual interpretation
May 18th, 2007
(1)
Despickable Daffy Duck.
May 18th, 2007
(0)
Very very funny. rofl.
May 18th, 2007
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Daffy ftw! F*cking sweetness...
May 18th, 2007
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sorry, but this is GARBAGE.
May 18th, 2007
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I've been watching this for the past few hours
May 18th, 2007
(0)
Gadzooks!
May 18th, 2007
(0)
CARSON DAILY IS A TOOL!
February 18th, 2008
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i swear carson daily is a muppet
May 18th, 2007
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haha black people, watermelon, so funny i am laughing now yes haha
May 18th, 2007
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ROFL
May 18th, 2007
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Lawl black pplz
May 18th, 2007
(0)
I lolled at Daffy Duck.
May 18th, 2007
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LORD HALF MERCY@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 5'd.
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lol upvote
May 18th, 2007
(0)
May 18th, 2007
(0)
I give it a 10....
May 18th, 2007
(0)
the loop makes it funny
May 18th, 2007
(0)
the loop is perfect
May 18th, 2007
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
May 19th, 2007
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May 19th, 2007
(0)
this is so good i loled out loud
May 19th, 2007
(0)
Oh jeez
May 19th, 2007
(0)
Lord 1/2 Mercy.
May 19th, 2007
(1)
LAWD 1/2 MERCA
May 19th, 2007
(0)
2 cold blooded country bamas..
May 19th, 2007
(0)
Funny? And not a fad? I think you may be onto something here...
May 19th, 2007
(5)
Lord 1/2 mercy!
May 19th, 2007
(1)
andtheyllseemeeatingapieceawatermelonlikethisere
May 19th, 2007
(1)
andthey'llgotofrownuptheirfacesandthats
May 20th, 2007
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DESPICABLE!
August 25th, 2008
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BUT IT'S GOOD!
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Win.
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