In Soviet Russia, Pics Take You! (updated)
Created on: October 5th, 2007
In Soviet Russia, Pics Take You! (updated)
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October 5th, 2007
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yeah, it's a pretty quiet neighborhood
October 6th, 2007
(4)
Was anyone worried about the mental state of Russia and the reconstruction of their civilization? Nah screw it! Back to Lazytown!
October 6th, 2007
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Man that car has alot of horsepower. HaHa... Ouch... :(
October 7th, 2007
(3)
Chernobyl is in Ukraine. Although it DID happen during the USSR, it was never a part of Russia(only part of the USSR).
October 7th, 2007
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I DO UKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNE
October 8th, 2007
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in soviet russia, life kills you
October 9th, 2007
(5)
in soviet Russia, this joke wouldn't make any sense
October 9th, 2007
(6)
I swear this would be the US or Canada if YTMNDers came to power.
October 10th, 2007
(2)
Takra, I'm afraid to say, it would be MUCH worse...
October 10th, 2007
(3)
That chick layin in the garbage is sexy
October 11th, 2007
(0)
Garbage sun tanning ftw.
October 13th, 2007
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Hahaha omfg I <3 Russia
October 5th, 2007
(2)
5 for chernobyl.
October 12th, 2007
(1)
Ukraine'd!
October 5th, 2007
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LOLZ!
October 5th, 2007
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That is the rock and roll version of the RUSSIAN anthem, not the Soviet Anthem. Both anthems used the same tune, but the words are changed. Also 1 for in Soviet Russia sites fjehgjeg
October 5th, 2007
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I definitely had to watch that a few times through to really get it...awesome.
October 5th, 2007
(2)
5 for hidden horsedick
October 8th, 2007
(0)
I really do have donkey dick pic but I didn't add it LOL http://img69.imageshack.us/my.php?image=050920115046bigfp3.jpg
October 13th, 2007
(0)
No way that was photoshoped! a white horse with a bright pink c*ck?
October 5th, 2007
(26)
Dammit, I hate it when people double park their MiG fighters...
October 5th, 2007
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What a balcony! I'd hate to be tending that flower pot when the train rolls by!
October 5th, 2007
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lol, MiG-21... Also, hawt swamp tanning babe.
October 5th, 2007
(1)
that car was pretty hawt
October 5th, 2007
(0)
too funny
October 6th, 2007
(0)
Oh my, the music is awesome. Who's it by, does anyone have a link to the full version?
October 6th, 2007
(0)
Yay, found it on YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pavbnb9rD6Y
October 6th, 2007
(0)
http://folk.ntnu.no/makarov/temporary_url_20070929kldcg/anthem-russia-2000-lubeh-rasseya_2005.mp3
October 6th, 2007
(1)
http://www.hymn.ru/index-en.html , search for rock style
October 6th, 2007
(0)
Thanks for the MP3 version polymorph. Been listening to other songs by the same band (some sites call them Lubeh, some call them Lube, ha), but they're not as cool as this track
October 6th, 2007
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family guy sucks
October 6th, 2007
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lol, sunbathing with garbage
October 6th, 2007
(0)
What a charming nation.
October 6th, 2007
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Very funny pictures. because i hate this f*g in the other fad i give you five.
October 6th, 2007
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Obvioulsy some are photoshop. Nice job looking on Google, buddy.
October 6th, 2007
(4)
Russia looks like the place where the party doesnt stop 24/7
October 7th, 2007
(9)
7/24 in Soviet Russia
October 6th, 2007
(0)
awsome!
October 6th, 2007
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Flickr
October 6th, 2007
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Cold war ended to soon. WE MISS YOU MOTHER RUSSIA
October 6th, 2007
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5d for the f*cking MiG-21!
October 6th, 2007
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Are you sure that isn't Kasihkstan?
October 6th, 2007
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THAT JET FIGHTER IS WAY TOO SMALL
October 6th, 2007
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I have one from an old ytmnd of mine you can add to this if you want. http://russiabear.ytmnd.com/
October 6th, 2007
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wow, russia totally sucks balls
October 6th, 2007
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The cops were awesome
October 6th, 2007
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would make me want to come to work haha
October 6th, 2007
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Lol, Chernobyl.
October 6th, 2007
(1)
On YTMND, compilations of images stolen from other sites present in sh*tty slideshow format you!
October 6th, 2007
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That didn't even make sense
October 7th, 2007
(1)
TRANSLATION: This site sucks
October 7th, 2007
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It made perfect sense. It just outlasted your attention span.
October 8th, 2007
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present in sh*tty slideshow format you? what the f*ck is that? you mangled a soviet russia so badly that soviet russia doesn't even expan this grammar mangling
October 11th, 2007
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Mangled or not, my sentence took more effort than the site itself and probably generated more laughs.
October 6th, 2007
(3)
they looked shopped plus its just some site
October 6th, 2007
(5)
Russia - When white people don't care anymore.
October 6th, 2007
(0)
They love their vodka and McDonald's.
October 6th, 2007
(3)
The happy meals now come with choice of toilet paper or bar of soap.
October 7th, 2007
(11)
Most times, the happy meals ARE toilet paper or a bar of soap.
October 6th, 2007
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ugh, the level of cliche=s and horrid photoshops on this site is more than my bullsh*t-o-meter can handle.
October 6th, 2007
(4)
i'd do the garbage sunbather in an instant.
October 7th, 2007
(6)
In Soviet Russia, garbage sunbather instantly does you.
October 6th, 2007
(0)
f*cked up sh*t right there
October 8th, 2007
(0)
In Soviet Russia, sh*t f*cks you!
October 6th, 2007
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I guess "Phase 1" was building an escalator and "Phase 2" was building a second floor.
October 12th, 2007
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No No lemme fix that. Phase 1: Build Escalator Phase 2: Build 2nd Floor Phase 3: ??? Phase 4: PROFITS!!!
October 15th, 2007
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From what I've heard, there have been a lot of half-assed (re?)construction efforts in Russia that produce this sort of stuff.
October 6th, 2007
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lol, the escalators go into the ceiling and that deck is built over a railroad track. hopefully a train doesn't come and SMASH into it
October 6th, 2007
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"In Soviet Russia" is annoying enough on Slashdot. It's even more annoying here (nevermind that the FUNY PIX slideshow looks straight out a bad "Fwd: lol" email).
October 6th, 2007
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They ain't takin' me
October 6th, 2007
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wow... Russia is a funny place aparrently.
October 6th, 2007
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don't taze me bro
October 7th, 2007
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don't send me to gulag, bro !
October 6th, 2007
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I like how you left the URLs in some of the images.
October 6th, 2007
(1)
In Soviet Russia, 5 votes you!
October 7th, 2007
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It not the votes that count but those who count the votes -Stalin
October 6th, 2007
(1)
How did they not win the Cold War with that stuff?
October 6th, 2007
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LOL SEeING A FUNNY PIKS IS FUNNE LOL SO I SHOLD MAKE A FUNY YMTD!
October 6th, 2007
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LOYAL TO MOTHER RUSSIA
October 6th, 2007
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In Soviet Russia, anthem rocks you!
October 6th, 2007
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I hope you have a high tolerance for polonium
October 11th, 2007
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The ladies call him boronhide. Rollin' into town with a lead-lined ride. Stops at the corner for the garbage chick, chillin' in the back, suckin' that d**k. Down to the reactor, livin' in the core. People run and scream by he only wants more. Glow-in-the-dark irradiated eyes. Actinide series fallin' out of the skies. Party! Ionized acid. Penguin! Swimmin' in Placid. Word. Hey that was fun, stay in school kids!
October 11th, 2007
(0)
I see what you did there..... or did I
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Greatest country on earth.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
lol
October 7th, 2007
(0)
What a beautiful place
October 7th, 2007
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At least someone is trying to keep this site alive
October 7th, 2007
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Ruskia
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oh russia. you're so silly.
October 7th, 2007
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in soviet russia forums.offtopic.com would upload things you made
October 7th, 2007
(0)
superbe
October 7th, 2007
(0)
nice
October 7th, 2007
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4 for awesome rock rendition of Russian anthem. Sorry to nitpick, but Chernobyl is in Ukraine, not Russia. Nice pics otherwise, though.
October 7th, 2007
(2)
This is how communism works!
October 7th, 2007
(1)
seems like a fun zone
October 7th, 2007
(1)
Some of these are awesome, others, not so much. Get the Chernobyl picture out of there, it's idiotic and ruins the rest.
October 7th, 2007
(1)
ot rules
October 7th, 2007
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I MUST BREAK YOU.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
RAWR!
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Id move there in a heartbeat
October 7th, 2007
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bad update.
October 7th, 2007
(2)
In soviet russia bad updates make good
October 8th, 2007
(0)
good update.
October 7th, 2007
(1)
f*ck it i fapped.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
Man, They might have powerful military and scientists, but their architects stink.
October 8th, 2007
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They USED to. Nowadays they'd have to resort to throwing turnips.
October 7th, 2007
(0)
A stairway to a window?
October 7th, 2007
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Poorly optimized JPEGs put inserted into a sh*tty quality, long GIF that is easier to watch on the other 200 websites that host them.
October 8th, 2007
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I agree on the optimized part, I need some tips
October 8th, 2007
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well your loop is terrible but I gave you a 5 cos the pics made me fap. Get the whole song and loop it its really jarring as it stands.
October 8th, 2007
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yeah I would add the whole song but its comes out to 3mb at 128 and my damm gif is also 3mb prob just have to many pics and the size. ahh well good enough for now
October 12th, 2007
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a simple fadeout would do wonders
October 8th, 2007
(0)
outside russian toilet FTW
October 8th, 2007
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the radiator in the car killed me.
October 8th, 2007
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Russia is somehow out rednecking the American South No easy task!
October 8th, 2007
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lol@ the mig
October 8th, 2007
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hey, you need to put that pic back up of that ugly bitch with cherynoble back on there. it cracked me the hell up every time i saw that one
October 8th, 2007
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lol @ car spoiler/wheel barrel chained up
October 8th, 2007
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Nation of peasants indeed...
October 8th, 2007
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its f*cking slideshow get over it
October 8th, 2007
(0)
everything in Russia is backwards, and more.
October 8th, 2007
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Of these pictures, none sum up the present culture of Russia better than the horse and cart pulling up to the McDonald's window. Russia is a backwater (if you exclude Moscow and central St. Pete) country desperately trying to Westernize itself, but on the whole, it fails miserably. Still, there are few places in the world as charmingly quirky (excluding a certain impending autocracy) than Rossiya.
October 8th, 2007
(0)
This is the effect of Communism, kids.
October 9th, 2007
(1)
I'de love to lick off her vaginal cheese then rub my self down in oil then beat her children to a minute of there death, just before I sell them onto the childs slave market in asia.
October 9th, 2007
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Well I Just Wanna DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
October 9th, 2007
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I dont get how they can live like that.
October 9th, 2007
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damnit russia p0wnes the west so much
October 9th, 2007
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althou some of them are clearly photoshopped, it's somewhat hilarious
October 9th, 2007
(0)
Russia FTL.
October 9th, 2007
(1)
I still love this YTMND. Russia still rox my sox.
October 10th, 2007
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i was humming the russian anthem for hours the other day. they're coming for me.
October 10th, 2007
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It was humourous, comrade
October 10th, 2007
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The song sounds like its from Rammstein.
October 10th, 2007
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Atleast the chicks are hot. Also, white ghetto?
October 10th, 2007
(0)
moscow! moscow!
October 11th, 2007
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*speechless*
October 11th, 2007
(0)
Increase the delay, and it's perfect!
October 11th, 2007
(0)
Best....site...ever... (Why did you remove the horse in car tho)
October 11th, 2007
(0)
лол
October 11th, 2007
(0)
the words are enunciated much better in the rock anthem version
October 11th, 2007
(0)
seems like an ok place
October 11th, 2007
(0)
this song makes the whole ytmnd
October 11th, 2007
(0)
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
October 12th, 2007
(0)
Man, Russia ******* owns
October 12th, 2007
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that's a rock'n'roll verson of that song from Rocky IV - :)
October 12th, 2007
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in soviet russia, 1 votes you!
October 12th, 2007
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Black power and ATM picture made me lol.
October 12th, 2007
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Yup, there's a lot of room for improvement, but it's still the motherland. Maybe some day I'll go back and help fix the mess, working from the top down.
October 12th, 2007
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Does anyone else find this to be pointless or did I just not watch all of it?I will 5 it for Russia
October 12th, 2007
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
October 12th, 2007
(0)
OMG MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
October 12th, 2007
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October 12th, 2007
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How could I not 5 this?
October 13th, 2007
(0)
In Soviet Russia, Bro tase you!
October 13th, 2007
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If only the whole song was in there...
October 13th, 2007
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would make it too big :( to many pics to add the whole song
October 13th, 2007
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Godly
October 13th, 2007
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Easily the best YTMND in recent memory.
October 14th, 2007
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В советской России, кот убивает мула
October 14th, 2007
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That was me trying to write in Russian symbols. :(
October 15th, 2007
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In Soviet Russia, Word processes you!
October 17th, 2007
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OYES RUSSIAN!
October 19th, 2007
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you got these images from ONE single gallery which was posted on all like russian forum a week ago.
October 24th, 2007
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Wow, so all you did was steal a bunch of funny images from diffrent sites.
October 24th, 2007
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Hey my name is also Ryan :) high five
October 28th, 2007
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AW RIGHT!
March 10th, 2008
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Epic'd
November 2nd, 2008
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In Soviet Russia, garbage takes out you!
November 3rd, 2009
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So much win.
December 4th, 2009
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in Soviet Russia the sense jokes on you