Tubular Nets
Created on: November 29th, 2007
Tubular Nets
George Bizzle and his crew breaks down the intertubes game.

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November 30th, 2007
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Holycrapthatrocked.
November 30th, 2007
(1)
This site is so damn good I'm writing my first comment on it
November 30th, 2007
(1)
XD
November 30th, 2007
(1)
lol, pretty damn good.
November 30th, 2007
(1)
This YTMND rapes me up the awesome.
November 30th, 2007
(1)
It goes down smooth.
November 30th, 2007
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I hain't gots nuttin' to say dat hain't nalready been sayed!
November 30th, 2007
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Sad
November 30th, 2007
(1)
Truly an epic win
November 30th, 2007
(1)
can't stop listening
November 30th, 2007
(1)
*applause*
November 30th, 2007
(1)
word.
November 30th, 2007
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This beats the sh*t out of the hundreds of terrible "remixes" that show up on YTMND. Seriously, good job.
November 30th, 2007
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vote changed to 3 because this really does not deserve a 4.7
November 30th, 2007
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I voted four, but since keaton downvoted, I'm voting five.
November 30th, 2007
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a 3 is not a downvote c*ckf*g. but because you are voting 5, i'll vote 1 to even things out
November 30th, 2007
(6)
Dammit Keaton! You dropped the rating from 4.705 to 4.6985
November 30th, 2007
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
December 1st, 2007
(6)
It's kind of childish when people downvote to "balance" out a ytmnd.
December 2nd, 2007
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It's kind of childish when people downvote to "balance" out a ytmnd.
December 3rd, 2007
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It's kind of childish when people downvote to "balance" out a ytmnd. also shows gel uh she
December 3rd, 2007
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Okay, so if I would be giving no vote, but then keaton downvotes to balance out, but then Octo upvotes by 1 to make it even, but then keaton re-downvotes even more, and there are 1445 votes already . . . let's see, carry the one . . . I have to multiply my original vote by Avogadro's number and then subtract Jude Law's phallic girth (in nanometers). Someone check my math?
November 30th, 2007
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Man i have to admit, Dubya can wear that suit well.
November 30th, 2007
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While I can understand how many hours it took to make this site, do we really need another site reminding us about fads that are still being used? It's like watching a clip show. To be honest, I can't listen to more than 20 seconds of this because it doesn't hold my attention.
November 30th, 2007
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It's like watching a clip show on the internets.
November 30th, 2007
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You are only seeing the forest for the trees, my friend. Do not take these words of wisdom at face value; this is much more than just a fad. We've all had a laugh from these lines before, but now is the time to stop and think about what they really mean. Why was Steven's staff trying to send him an internet? The WHOLE internet? Could there be more than one internet? Perhaps the government has their own secret network of internets. Did Al Gore invent all of them, or just our own personal internets?
November 30th, 2007
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When President Bush said "I hear there's rumors on the internets." perhaps it was more than just another linguistic error, but a momentary lapse of judgment in which he revealed a classified government secret. No wonder Ted's tubes keep getting clogged up! They're trying to send him enormous amounts of material. Indeed, that is not something that can be simply dumped on a truck.
November 30th, 2007
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The government is keeping this all very hush hush, and nobody is quite sure what to make of it all. But there is one thing we can be certain of: The tubes are massive. From South Carolina, to Oklahoma, to Arizona, to North Dakota, to Michigan and Texas, they form an intricate network beyond our comprehension. It stands to reason that such a large infrastructure would be needed to store all of our pornography, spyware, viruses, and the keys that we punch.
November 30th, 2007
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I have my own theory. Years ago a brilliant film called Hackers forsaw the future. In it, the antagonists likened hackers to terrorists. The government must have recognized this danger and decided to keep the tubes underground. Think about it. What is the terrorists' most effective weapon? IED roadside bombs!!! That is why they decided years ago that the internets would not be a big truck, on which explosives could be dumped on.
November 30th, 2007
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I hope you can now appreciate the magnitude of this situation. I did not create this site only to provide entertainment, but also to raise awareness of a government conspiracy. There is something about the internets that they aren't telling us, and it is our duty as patriotic Americans to get to the bottom of it. We all know that there's rumors on the internets. Won't you join my search to find the truths on the tubes?
November 30th, 2007
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That may be the case, but I still can't get past 20 seconds of the audio.
December 1st, 2007
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You're going to be found hanging from a shower rod astute. One doesn't just walk into the internets and say what you just said.
December 3rd, 2007
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astute 4 nobel prize
January 6th, 2008
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My god, it's full of memes.
November 30th, 2007
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epic
November 30th, 2007
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epic
November 30th, 2007
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hah whoops!
November 30th, 2007
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hah whoops!
December 1st, 2007
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hah whoops!
December 1st, 2007
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
November 30th, 2007
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I am so happy
November 30th, 2007
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5, also, this YTMND is interesting if true.
November 30th, 2007
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5 for the immense amount of work this must have taken. Also, alert the internets I'm buying pornography!
November 30th, 2007
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Oh god this is like so bad, I mean it doesn't have Mario or some other ancient video game character in it...
November 30th, 2007
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internets win!!!!!!!11!@!!
November 30th, 2007
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You absolutely win. This person gets weeklong victory.
November 30th, 2007
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taking a page from Kassius' book huh? the bass of your track really makes this site.
November 30th, 2007
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*orgasms*
November 30th, 2007
(1)
Jesus, YES.
November 30th, 2007
(1)
5'd and fav'd on the internets
November 30th, 2007
(0)
Damn dog, you off the chain and you dont feel no pain
November 30th, 2007
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This is the funniest thing I've seen all...ever.
November 30th, 2007
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Brilliant!
November 30th, 2007
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THATS SO GAY THAT I PREFER TO SWALLOW MY VOMIT UNTIL I DIE THEN LISTEN TO THAT N*GG* THING
November 30th, 2007
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The way you did Leroy was a nice touch
February 24th, 2008
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Yes.....YES
December 1st, 2007
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
December 1st, 2007
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dats it keaton, no more 5's for JOO!
December 3rd, 2007
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srsly, he's being such a crybaby
December 1st, 2007
(0)
Cue up epic music for your win
December 1st, 2007
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I need online
December 1st, 2007
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this is the dopest f*cking song. Props.
December 1st, 2007
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December 1st, 2007
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Wow. just wow.
December 1st, 2007
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5 tubes, i mean stars
December 1st, 2007
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EPIC WIN!
December 1st, 2007
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lol
December 1st, 2007
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You, are godly.
December 1st, 2007
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A-f*cking-mazing. Good, job bro.
December 1st, 2007
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Nicely done, sir. On the Internets.
December 1st, 2007
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Is the beat/jingle your own? If so, what did you use to make it (aside from Notepad, naturally...)?
December 1st, 2007
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I'm faving your site... on the internets!
December 1st, 2007
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YTMND is a series of fads.
December 1st, 2007
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This is the greatest thing ever in the history of the world.
December 1st, 2007
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Too long didn't read.
December 1st, 2007
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December 1st, 2007
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masterpiece
December 1st, 2007
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This is excellent.
December 1st, 2007
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i listened to it 3 times and sent it to all my friends
December 1st, 2007
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ROFL!
December 1st, 2007
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Who did this?
December 2nd, 2007
(2)
I did.
December 1st, 2007
(0)
Holy sh*t.
December 1st, 2007
(0)
best ytmnd ever
December 2nd, 2007
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hahaha this is legendary (i really liked the shoutout to geoff leonard)
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Insta pawnage EPIC !
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
f*cking holy sh*t
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
superbe
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
I like
December 2nd, 2007
(4)
Let's all just vote this the highest-rated site of all time so we can finally accept that ytmnd is doomed and move on
December 2nd, 2007
(1)
I'm gonna rape you... on the internets
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
RAWR!
December 2nd, 2007
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+1 for "George Bizzle."
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
awesome!
December 2nd, 2007
(-1)
Pretty good.
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
That is -f*cking amazing-
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
This is awesome
December 2nd, 2007
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Hooray for people with way too much time on their hands.
December 2nd, 2007
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don't need no trucks or tubes cause im Double U, we'll take the white house cause i stay YEEEEEARGH! we on the internet, porn and ebay where all our moneys spent but thats ok, cause i stay YEEEEEARGH! at $3.20 for gas, its a kick in the ass, but thats ok, cause we're in Iraq! doin e'erything with my daddies name, i'm still president da dada dada da
August 28th, 2008
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huh....i look back on $3.20 with fond eyes
December 2nd, 2007
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sweet!
December 2nd, 2007
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Howard Dean makes this ytmnd so spicy.
December 2nd, 2007
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thank you, that was wonderful. finally, someone who can match a sample to a beat.
December 2nd, 2007
(-1)
Most Epic Mix EVAR!!!
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
The Best Rap ever, past and future.
December 2nd, 2007
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A treasure.
December 2nd, 2007
(0)
alllllllllll gooooooooooooreeeeeeeeee
December 3rd, 2007
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I like it a lot. GReat work!
December 3rd, 2007
(-1)
I like what you've done with your recycling.
December 3rd, 2007
(0)
Brilliant.
December 3rd, 2007
(0)
5
December 3rd, 2007
(2)
You forgot Poland. On the internets!
December 3rd, 2007
(0)
well done
December 3rd, 2007
(0)
Magnanimous.
December 3rd, 2007
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Epic!
December 3rd, 2007
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-1 for spelling leeroy jenkins name wrong. and another -1 just cause I dont like it.
December 3rd, 2007
(0)
NO! The internet ... is a series of tubes! lolll
December 3rd, 2007
(0)
Fantastic.
December 3rd, 2007
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Possibly the greatest contribution to human advancement since the internets.
December 3rd, 2007
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you should have used some photoshop on those pictures. lolz
December 3rd, 2007
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oh hell yeah
December 3rd, 2007
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THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME SONG EVER
December 3rd, 2007
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this is the best thing I have ever heard
December 3rd, 2007
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entertaining
December 3rd, 2007
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omg fav
December 3rd, 2007
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December 3rd, 2007
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December 3rd, 2007
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Great job
December 3rd, 2007
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nice job
December 3rd, 2007
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LOL INTERNETZ
December 3rd, 2007
(0)
THIS SITE IS DEAD. jk
December 4th, 2007
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Molesting young boys on the internets.
December 4th, 2007
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I'm going to play this for some black fellas and see how fast they hate me.
December 4th, 2007
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jesus christ. this is the most win I have seen in a very long time. you win at the innernets, my friend.
December 4th, 2007
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fap fap fap
December 4th, 2007
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Homer saying "Pornography" did it for me.
December 4th, 2007
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This is awesome!
December 4th, 2007
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Godlike
December 4th, 2007
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You forgot Poland... On the internets. (I'm serious, what gives?)
December 4th, 2007
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FOR F*CKS SAKE, SOMEONE COME UP WITH SOMETHING FUNNY, WHY IS THIS SH*T< TOP RATED THIS WEEK FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS ...
December 4th, 2007
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Now that's talent, people.
December 4th, 2007
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dude. you should make that song for download. I want it
December 4th, 2007
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The new national anthem of the internets.
December 4th, 2007
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this may be the biggest win recorded in human history, next to Chuck Norris, Cheez Whiz, and instant ramen.
December 5th, 2007
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dude are you serious, this is too good for ytmnd. I thought they didn't make sites like this.
December 5th, 2007
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Well mixed, my good man.
December 5th, 2007
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Great work!
December 5th, 2007
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take out leroy jenkins for a 6
December 5th, 2007
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amazing!
December 5th, 2007
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still fly is just that good
December 5th, 2007
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A job well done!
December 5th, 2007
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this is catchier than herpes at a gangbang
December 5th, 2007
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i'm a sick human being
December 5th, 2007
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Well done. YTMND in extremis.
December 5th, 2007
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He ____ my ____ on the internets!
December 5th, 2007
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The internet is a series of tubes on the internets.
December 5th, 2007
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bravo
December 5th, 2007
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December 5th, 2007
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i f*cking love you
December 6th, 2007
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Pure f*cking win!
December 6th, 2007
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This is win... on the internets!
December 6th, 2007
(0)
Simply awesome.
December 6th, 2007
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This song was catchier than Still Fly. Nice job on the timing of the lyrics and stuff.
December 6th, 2007
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So f*ckign awesome. Still fly alone makes it worth of 5 stars. Great f*cking site.
December 6th, 2007
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It's a series of tubes!
December 6th, 2007
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Too much win to describe
December 6th, 2007
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A, good mix
December 6th, 2007
(0)
this sucks
December 6th, 2007
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I can't believe I didn't click this link until now. Foolish mistake avoided.
December 6th, 2007
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Made of Creamy Instant Win & Brown Sugar.
December 6th, 2007
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WOW! That was amazing!
December 6th, 2007
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GOD-LIKE! One of the most innovative YTMNDs Ive seen in a while: +5 for originality & creativity
December 6th, 2007
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this is beautiful sir.
December 7th, 2007
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whatever the f*ck this retarded *ss sh*t is, i will not wtahc it, as soon as i saw the picture, i go directly to 1 star
December 7th, 2007
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I salute you, sir. This was a maneuver worthy of a Romulan.
December 7th, 2007
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This mix reminds me of The Avalanches. F*cking awesome.
December 7th, 2007
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You sir get a special place in heaven.
December 7th, 2007
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This is quite possibly the best music YTMND I've ever seen...on the internets.
December 8th, 2007
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Officially the best thing ever.
December 10th, 2007
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Good to see ol' Ted Stevens back. Oh, and great rap too. Five'd and fav'd.
December 11th, 2007
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Amazing. Except now I want to see a rap battle between Cosby and Ted Stevens.
December 13th, 2007
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This is Instruction Page number 3 for YTMND manual LOL THIS IS AWESOME!!
December 14th, 2007
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This deserves so much more than a 5
December 14th, 2007
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PORNOGRAPHY! I still get over this.
December 15th, 2007
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This is one of the most awesome things I have ever heard.
December 16th, 2007
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f*ck, i thought this was going to be really bad but it's sogoooooood.
December 16th, 2007
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win
December 17th, 2007
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cool song, horrible ytmnd
December 18th, 2007
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genius
December 19th, 2007
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this will be #1 for a long time
December 25th, 2007
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This is just an absolutely perfect remix.
December 27th, 2007
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strangely, this site didn't get too much downvotes given its WoW content, gj anyway, very great site.
January 1st, 2008
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Freakin' Epic
January 7th, 2008
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I'M CHRIS HANSON
January 30th, 2008
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I hear there's sh*t on the, uh, top viewed...AGAIN
February 18th, 2008
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Win.
February 24th, 2008
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Holy sh*t man, you wrote the theme song to the Internet.
February 24th, 2008
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lol I'm gonna steal the dangling comments
February 24th, 2008
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Greezy47, I.....I have something to tell you. It's hard to say. I.....this site is only rated at 4.71 in the future - and I'm worried I may no longer be a dyke.
March 4th, 2008
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lol ya got me. ain't that a bitch?
April 24th, 2008
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5'd, but fav'd for MasterShake!
May 6th, 2008
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Wow so much win in so little space.
May 8th, 2008
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May 11th, 2008
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It's a series of 5's!
May 25th, 2008
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I hear theres rumors on the Matlab
June 7th, 2008
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Wow - awesome.
November 5th, 2008
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I'm gonna fav this...on the internets!
January 12th, 2009
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one of the best remixes in our short history
March 9th, 2009
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as the price of a hamburger goes up, the price of tubes goes up
March 9th, 2009
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I love it
March 9th, 2009
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I was hoping this would come up again, forgot what it was called!
March 9th, 2009
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I'm giving this site a series of stars. Five actually.
March 9th, 2009
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Hey, guess what site isn't overrated?
May 12th, 2009
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Need mp3 for this ytmnd. I need it bad.
May 16th, 2009
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I'm the 1,038 user that faved this el be around forever.
March 4th, 2010
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http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4272/lickitwellhiemirl.jpg
October 13th, 2010
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It's amazing how long people can spend to make these brilliant ytmnd sites :) well done!
December 11th, 2010
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I can only hope that they played this at Ted Stevens funeral. RIP :'(
March 1st, 2012
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This is literally probably the best song I've ever heard. Bravo, good sir, bravo.
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thank god for alaskan senators

and governors

can't forget those
November 30th, 2013
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