Half-Life Pwns Conspiracists
Created on: January 19th, 2008
Half-Life Pwns Conspiracists
PORTAL TECHNOLOGY! TO OTHER WORLDS?!

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January 19th, 2008
(26)
But what I really like is the image.
January 20th, 2008
(9)
This made me LOL. Best YTMND in quite a while.
January 20th, 2008
(2)
Oh. My. God.
January 20th, 2008
(3)
Yes he was.
January 20th, 2008
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THIS IS NOT YOUTUBE
January 20th, 2008
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the best part is that if you haven't played half-life, this is completely unfunny.
January 20th, 2008
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and it's coast-to-coast AM, by the way.
January 20th, 2008
(14)
rise and shine, Mr. Freeman....
January 21st, 2008
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Geoguy lol i can totally see that.
January 21st, 2008
(4)
Here comes the newest blue ball machine and htpat...
January 21st, 2008
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poortulz teknalagiez
January 22nd, 2008
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AM. It's Coast to Coast AM you f*ckin retard. Also, George Noory is the man. 1'd all your sites.
January 22nd, 2008
(2)
Man, F*CK George Noory. ART BELL 4 LIFE N*GG*
January 23rd, 2008
(3)
Aperture>Black mesa
January 23rd, 2008
(3)
And when you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said f*ck you!
January 23rd, 2008
(2)
I only saw g man walking around once in half life 2 did i miss him?
January 24th, 2008
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Now your thinking in portals
January 24th, 2008
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11 downvotes for Travis's comment. Baaawwww. Youtube + gif = 5 town.
July 18th, 2008
(1)
hl3 is coming out
May 27th, 2012
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lol
January 21st, 2010
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January 19th, 2008
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:] hl2
January 19th, 2008
(8)
NO PERSONALITY???
January 19th, 2008
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I lol'd so f*cking hard.
January 19th, 2008
(25)
Portal technology! Just like the movie "Contact"!
January 19th, 2008
(13)
We are all Portal-stuff.
January 20th, 2008
(1)
time to choose
January 20th, 2008
(13)
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. Just like the movie "Contact"!
January 20th, 2008
(7)
THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE
January 19th, 2008
(3)
That's just like the movie Contact!
January 20th, 2008
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HEY GUYS LETS MAKE A YTMND FAD OUT OF SOMETHING FROM YOUTUBE!!!
January 20th, 2008
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Ahem... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/78336/
January 21st, 2008
(3)
Ahem... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKV4Ij8LtU the author fails twice as hard for using ebaums as a source. What the f*ck, YTMND? I seriously vote to stop all new registrations so this f*ggotry can be stopped.
January 21st, 2008
(0)
Which is awesome because Charlie Sheen looks exactly like Gordon Freeman in that movie.
January 21st, 2008
(1)
Which is /hilarious/ because Charlie Sheen wasn't even /in/ Contact.
January 22nd, 2008
(2)
stop all new registrations? if we had stopped all registrations, we wouldn't have people like Dmaz or Chronster churning out amazing site after amazing site. Theres still plenty of untapped talent out there waiting to discover the world that is YTMND. We can't let one bad apple spoil the bunch.
January 22nd, 2008
(3)
i vote that we don't listen to anyone who is afraid to put the u in f*ck.
January 24th, 2008
(1)
^LOL
January 27th, 2008
(0)
How can I vote 1 and still favourite? :(
January 27th, 2008
(-2)
Chronster is a f*cking f*ggot, and I knew it from the start with his little "first impressions of YTMND". all his "jokes" are dry as hell.
January 30th, 2008
(2)
It's funny how you call people f*ggots when you voted 5 on a site that had two black guys rubbing their boners together. Thats a real "wet joke", get it?
January 19th, 2008
(44)
Well now we know what Gordon Freeman's voice sounds like.
January 20th, 2008
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NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
January 20th, 2008
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Get off the phone Gordon. Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
January 19th, 2008
(-1)
lol. :D
January 19th, 2008
(9)
HTPAT imo
January 19th, 2008
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the G-man is watching
January 19th, 2008
(7)
Anyone else think it sounds a little like Tom Green?
January 20th, 2008
(6)
i thought the same thing. whoever he is, he's definitely Canadian.
January 20th, 2008
(7)
eh?
January 20th, 2008
(-1)
were you the one who called in, mrsinistar? or did you just make the ytmnd?
January 20th, 2008
(0)
I wish I made that call, but no...I just quickly made the ytmnd to show everyone.
January 19th, 2008
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WALL-O-SPEAK.
January 19th, 2008
(-1)
that is really awesome. lol Gordon freemen
January 20th, 2008
(8)
cool i could just waste my time and watch the same thing on youtube
January 20th, 2008
(20)
It's time to choose...
January 22nd, 2008
(2)
Well, if you focused mainly on watching this YTMND, technically you'd be comparing it to Photobucket or something
January 20th, 2008
(3)
Frickin awesome. He barely ever breaks from the character.
January 20th, 2008
(17)
That just takes the Cake.
January 20th, 2008
(19)
That's just a lie.
January 20th, 2008
(6)
Grief counseling and cake will be offered after the ytmnd.
January 20th, 2008
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January 20th, 2008
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Gordon Freeman is the best video game hero of all time.
January 20th, 2008
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Someone from the Aperture Science Enrichment Center should call in next.
January 20th, 2008
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This just aint that funny, people get a chuckle out of this thing, being able to pull a fast one on a radio talk show host, but its overdone (see: 4chan harassing the Tom Green show) and isn't worth it unless there's some kind of punchline
January 20th, 2008
(28)
"Hi? My name is..uh...Mario... I'm a plumber from Brooklyn, New York, and my girlfriend keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle..."
January 20th, 2008
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Dr. Wario is not a real doctor. Do not let him touch your genitals.
January 20th, 2008
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LULZ HE CHANGED THE WORDS AROUND SO IT'S TALKING ABOUT ANOTHER FAMOUS VIDEO-GAME FRANCHISE!!!
January 20th, 2008
(3)
Now you're thinking with portals!
January 20th, 2008
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
January 20th, 2008
(0)
haha Gordon Freeman is a nut job lol
March 21st, 2008
(0)
nut job with a penis...that's a nice band name thar!
January 20th, 2008
(0)
This is too great for words.
January 20th, 2008
(6)
This was a triumph.
January 20th, 2008
(5)
I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCCESS.
January 20th, 2008
(4)
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
January 20th, 2008
(3)
Aperture Science
January 20th, 2008
(4)
We do what we must
January 20th, 2008
(4)
Because we can.
January 20th, 2008
(3)
For the good of all of us.
January 20th, 2008
(4)
Except the ones who are dead.
January 20th, 2008
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c-c-c-combo breaker
January 20th, 2008
(3)
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
January 20th, 2008
(2)
We'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake.
January 21st, 2008
(2)
And the science gets done
January 21st, 2008
(1)
And you get a neat gun
January 21st, 2008
(1)
for the people who are
January 21st, 2008
(2)
In my closet.
January 25th, 2008
(0)
still alive
January 20th, 2008
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my jaw dropped
January 20th, 2008
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PORTAL TECHNOLGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
January 20th, 2008
(2)
This is definitely hilarious, but Coast to Coast is actually a really good show, too. The hosts are always enthusiastic and treat every craz wacko with respect. They usually are not judgmental about other people's beliefs, all they do is provide a forum for people who would not otherwise be heard to speak their minds. Sometimes it is downright hilarious.
January 20th, 2008
(0)
Heh yeah half life 1 is great, too bad they ruined it as it left the Sierra way of games. And quite frankly I don't need some tomb raider whore following Gordon around...
January 20th, 2008
(2)
This is amazing.
January 20th, 2008
(3)
Just like the movie Contact! <Mr Garrison throws up>
January 20th, 2008
(8)
Direct unedited youtube rip.
January 20th, 2008
(1)
Lambda
January 20th, 2008
(2)
Lambda, Lambda, Lambda!
January 20th, 2008
(3)
Revenge of the nerds anyone?
January 20th, 2008
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Marsha marsha marsha!
January 20th, 2008
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Or marcia, learn to spell noob. OMG THAT'S ME!!
January 23rd, 2008
(0)
tune in tokyo tune in tokyo
January 20th, 2008
(0)
F*cking Win!!!
January 20th, 2008
(5)
radio bit.
January 20th, 2008
(5)
how to prank a conspiracist
January 20th, 2008
(5)
BTape got it right
January 20th, 2008
(5)
gordon freeman was our guest last week...
January 26th, 2008
(1)
Funny how most featured users 1 this... it's like they have an understanding of the past. This site has no place on YTMND. It wasn't created by the user in any way, it is just a rip of a 'funny' audio call. This sh*t should not be rewarded. NOR SHOULD IT BE DUGG.
July 13th, 2010
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Can I have an understanding of the past?
January 26th, 2008
(1)
well, I have to agree with ya. the last thing i need is a HTPAT site for people to remember me by. a site change may or may not be coming...
January 20th, 2008
(2)
I laughed out loud >:/
January 20th, 2008
(1)
Him and his co-worker, Barney, call him the G-man
January 20th, 2008
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oh my god.
January 20th, 2008
(-1)
Now that is genuis
January 20th, 2008
(5)
It is some kind of feat for that man to keep his cool and not burst out laughing.
January 20th, 2008
(0)
"He's got this tick of adjusting his tie or brushing himself off" lulz
January 20th, 2008
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January 20th, 2008
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January 20th, 2008
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This is pretty funny. But remember. People do conspire. Heck this guy probably conspired with friends to come up with this idea
January 20th, 2008
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whos parent's all conspired with a group sex orgy so they wouldn't know whos kid is whos with out DNA testing... now thats a conspiracy.
January 20th, 2008
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This is fan-f*ckin-tastic. Aces, good sir. You have completely disrupted my workplace because we are all laughing so hard.
January 20th, 2008
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Coast to Coast is suppose to be "kind" to callers/prankers. It's not like he's going to cuss out the caller for bs. That's why people listen here this kinda crazy/funny stuff.
January 20th, 2008
(2)
this ytmnd ftw
January 20th, 2008
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5
January 20th, 2008
(0)
I use portal-potties.
January 20th, 2008
(0)
Just like Contact
January 20th, 2008
(1)
This is a triumph. I'm making a note here: EPIC LULZ
January 20th, 2008
(3)
How to prank Gman
January 20th, 2008
(1)
"Oh, and also, there's zombies and aliens all over the place, and all I've got to fight them is a stupid crowbar..."
January 20th, 2008
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Haha, I had to sumbit this to Digg last night. It was just that good.
January 20th, 2008
(0)
that was prefect
January 20th, 2008
(0)
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shi-ine.
January 20th, 2008
(0)
effing incredible. well done Mr. Freeman.
January 20th, 2008
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Incredible
January 20th, 2008
(0)
owned
January 20th, 2008
(0)
He's not the G-man. He's max. Think about it....
January 20th, 2008
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HEY GUYS LETS JUST SURF DIGG AND RIP OFF WHATEVER WE FIND THERE http://www.digg.com/pc_games/Gordon_Freeman_of_Half_Life_calls_up_Coast_to_Coast_AM
January 20th, 2008
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Your downvotes will ring across Digg and make people cower in fear at the thought of clicking the link.
January 21st, 2008
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FRONT PAGE MATERIAL
January 20th, 2008
(0)
!
January 20th, 2008
(1)
Find the forums.
January 20th, 2008
(0)
So incredibly awesome. First radio show I actually don't think was staged (aside from the prank caller)
January 20th, 2008
(3)
Hey let's turn all youtube videos into YTMND's! Heck let's use only pictures from 4chan while we're at it.
January 21st, 2008
(0)
i see a sarcastic featured user trend... it sounds like "Hey guys, lets all go bowling cause ytmnd sucks"
January 20th, 2008
(0)
god that was hilarious. I want it on an MP3
January 20th, 2008
(2)
Oops I accidentally voted 5
January 20th, 2008
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the real question is, does anyone know what/who the gman really is?
January 20th, 2008
(4)
MACGYVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
January 20th, 2008
(1)
Murdoc...
January 20th, 2008
(1)
5 for Coast to Coast AM *AND* Half Life! I have listened to this show for about eight years now, but have never taken it seriously. Good find!
January 20th, 2008
(3)
much work went into this one
January 20th, 2008
(0)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO THUNDEROUSLY EPIC
January 20th, 2008
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MrSinistar, if this makes Top Viewed again I think a certain Caribbean Holiness needs to show up.
January 20th, 2008
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to tell you the truth, I wish uncle philTMND had this many views. :P
January 23rd, 2008
(1)
PACARD '08!
January 20th, 2008
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January 20th, 2008
(4)
Hey MrSinistar are you sucking Sphonix's microscopic small c*ck?
January 20th, 2008
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who's Sphonix?
January 20th, 2008
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delete this.
January 22nd, 2008
(5)
One this
January 20th, 2008
(0)
ahahahahahahaha
January 20th, 2008
(4)
THIS.. IS... YTMND!!!! (not youtube)
January 20th, 2008
(0)
I was listening that night, and I'm so glad I knew what the caller was talking about. It was hilarious.
January 20th, 2008
(7)
HTPAT
January 20th, 2008
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That's what I said like 15 minutes after he made this, but narvs will be narvs.
January 20th, 2008
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 20th, 2008
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i listen to this hsow and i can't believe i f*cking ismsed this LOOOLOLOLOLOWLAOLWAOLWAOLWAOL i love this show best comedy ever
January 20th, 2008
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LOL someone should do a portal prank with the robots voice
January 20th, 2008
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ownage, pure ownage
January 20th, 2008
(1)
portal technology... just like in the game Portal!
January 20th, 2008
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Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine.
January 21st, 2008
(1)
That can't be gordon. Gordon's mute.
January 21st, 2008
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And there's another weird person where I work that just walks back and forth levitating each time he stops. He looks like David Blaine...
January 21st, 2008
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gman is a lizard
January 21st, 2008
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Coast to Coast AM FT-F*cking-W!!
January 21st, 2008
(7)
good job ripping audio from something you didn't make, *ssh*le
January 21st, 2008
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says the guy who uses ebaum's fart sound board in almost every site he makes.
January 21st, 2008
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says the guy who 4's a site that uses site citations from ebaums who stole the video from youtube
January 21st, 2008
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nevermind, he changed it to youtube. clever f*ggot.
January 21st, 2008
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Ya you're right. I don't normaly vote well on straight rips from youtube. The comment I made was a light hearted joke btw in case anyone's gonna come in here and f*g the comments page up with an argument over it.
January 21st, 2008
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you know what. i dont even know what im talking about anymore. Sinistar will understand why I 1'd a youtube rip.
January 25th, 2008
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Hey, no one has ever put fart sound boards to better use.
January 21st, 2008
(0)
This is goddamn fantastic.
January 21st, 2008
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this site is for retards
January 21st, 2008
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welcome home
January 21st, 2008
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The right man... In the wrong place can make all the...difference...
January 21st, 2008
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...in the world... So wake up, Mister Freeman...
January 22nd, 2008
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Wake up, and... smell the ashes.
January 21st, 2008
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Hello. I am an engineer for a specialized contracting firm. I specialize in building security sentries that identify, track and attack enemy combatants. But in my line of work, I've encountered a man. He wears a sharp business suit and what appears to be a ski mask. And it's strange because he seems to appear and disappear and at times he even appears like someone else. And he makes my life a living hell because he's always disrupting my work. He's a sapper. He always sapping my sentries!
January 21st, 2008
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Someone needs to make a PTKFGS with TF2 characters.
January 22nd, 2008
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The pyro phone call would be kinda lacking, methinks.
January 24th, 2008
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Hello, my name is Alyx, I am teamed up with a tall muscular handsome scientist. We kill aliens, and protect the world. But in my line of work, this man has never talked with me. He has never says a single word, and I find this to be extremely uncomforatble, as if I am talking to myself. So My question is, is this guy real or am I just imagining him. And if this guy is real, is he bad around woman or does he want to rape me?
January 21st, 2008
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Haha, nice!
January 21st, 2008
(0)
I love Coast to Coast AM
January 21st, 2008
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lolz!
January 21st, 2008
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Conspiracy Theorists are retarded manchildren who need to be dipped in lava feet first. FEET FIRST.
January 21st, 2008
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Even if this is another how to prank a telemarketer, it's still funny.
January 21st, 2008
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HAHAHAHA oh god I am dying here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 21st, 2008
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Here comes the latest incarnation of blue ball machine...
January 21st, 2008
(0)
Charlie Sheen was not in Contact, he was in this turd http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arrival_%28film%29
January 21st, 2008
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and this: http://the-cosby-arrival.ytmnd.com
January 22nd, 2008
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January 22nd, 2008
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some of the caller's lines were painful to listen to. otherwise funny.
January 22nd, 2008
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Gordon Frohman.
January 22nd, 2008
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Was anyone else bothered by the fact the Freeman was talking. You could make the same same joke as Barney, Kleiner, or even Adrian Shepherd and not break canon (too much).
January 23rd, 2008
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Well it's kind of like Link or Master Cheif talking, a part of us dies inside when we hear that.
January 23rd, 2008
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I can't wait to bomb some Dodongoes!
January 22nd, 2008
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You can tell Gordon doesnt talk a lot :P
January 22nd, 2008
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lame
January 22nd, 2008
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People hand out the "You win the internets" quote a lot these days but you sir do win....you win at life AND the internets
January 22nd, 2008
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He referenced so pretty minor details there. Like Black Mesa's competition with Aperture Science and players assuming the G-Man was the administrator, until HL2 came out.
January 22nd, 2008
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How to prank a telezenmarketerporter! :o)
January 22nd, 2008
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Views today: 6,666
January 23rd, 2008
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I listen to that show sometimes... I wish I had of caught that one live I would have called in right after laughing my a$$ off.. 5*
January 23rd, 2008
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too long to be funny
January 23rd, 2008
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lol.
January 23rd, 2008
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lol. this guy should play some more video games.
January 23rd, 2008
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Half-Life is full-life! + another half
January 23rd, 2008
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it's caturday already?
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I want to meet the man that made this phone call and buy him a headcrab hat.
January 23rd, 2008
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It's like youtube, only with less frames! But this conversation is way too good to downvote, so 5.
January 23rd, 2008
(0)
This is fantastic!!
January 23rd, 2008
(2)
We should drill in ANWR
January 24th, 2008
(0)
winrar
January 24th, 2008
(1)
um yeah the same guy always steals my chair and he sit in it and spins on it all day while he listens to tiny tim at his work station i
January 24th, 2008
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If this gets HTPAT'd, I might lower the rating even further.
January 24th, 2008
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That was epic. Best part was how he never gave himself away an the host completely bought it. I laughed when he was talking about his security guard friend Barney. Have you jeopardized yourself by calling in lol.
January 24th, 2008
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hahahaha oh wow. 5 for audio, -1 for simple graphics.
January 24th, 2008
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Now your thinking with portals
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