99.5% Effective - P.1
Created on: January 25th, 2008
99.5% Effective - P.1
Part one. please make a part two for this life turn in Elliot's life. If you do, just put the address in the comment box so I can see how it turned out for him.

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January 25th, 2008
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1st
January 25th, 2008
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ET phone 1-800-772-9100
January 25th, 2008
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The is the most captivating thing I didn't need to see and think about.
January 25th, 2008
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Thats gonna be one ugly baby.
January 25th, 2008
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So wait, which one got pregnant?
January 27th, 2008
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It's elliot's mom. See ET knew that some incest sh*t was going down so ET the Condom Dispensing Anti-Retard Alien comes down to deliver a special something for Elliot. Elliot finds a weird stick in the trash of his mom's bathroom, phone's ET at his home, and ET comes down and explains what it is and that it was only 99.5% effective. Elliot, in turn is pissed.
January 27th, 2008
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You know what? F*ck what I just said. Part II should be about how ET is trying to get Elliot to miscarry through drinking a bunch of beer.
January 25th, 2008
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What the f*ck
January 25th, 2008
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Here are two old ideas. First - the "One, PUSH! Two, PUSH! Three, PUUSHH WHAAAOAOAOAHHH" thing with Bill Cosby. Second - Alien chestburster.
January 25th, 2008
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Here are two new ideas: First - you just take Knocked Up and photoshop their faces into the movie and change very little else. Second - You take the footage of the agents running with their guns but instead of walkie talkies you photoshop in bloody coathangers.
January 25th, 2008
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Better yet, have ET giving reverse birth to Darth Vader
January 27th, 2008
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@Shylock - Bloody coathangers! Bwahaahaha! That's some funny sh*t right there!
January 25th, 2008
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this is really good
January 25th, 2008
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I was expecting Elliott to get AIDS and then show when the house is quarantined because he has AIDS.
January 26th, 2008
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house is closed due to aids?
January 26th, 2008
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Better idea
January 27th, 2008
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/sign
January 25th, 2008
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oh christ
January 25th, 2008
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Clever, if a bit slow.
January 25th, 2008
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really really good
January 25th, 2008
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Sexual innuendo FTL.
January 25th, 2008
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We should drill in ANWR
January 25th, 2008
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ELLIOT IS HAVING ET'S BUTT BABY
January 25th, 2008
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wow... no, wait... really? wow... I did just witness that, I cant unwatch it now... ok... again!!
January 25th, 2008
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5'd for informing me of quality music
January 25th, 2008
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oh f*ck, simon birch is pregnant.
January 25th, 2008
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So wrong.
January 25th, 2008
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I literally cannot believe what i just saw.
January 26th, 2008
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F*ggy short film.
January 26th, 2008
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You sir have restored my faith in humanity. With this magnificent ytmnd you shatter reality. Continue the amazing work.
January 26th, 2008
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brb, need more Jolt Cola
January 26th, 2008
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I'll see pt. 2 on jerry springer
January 26th, 2008
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:(
January 26th, 2008
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Oh man, I love it.
January 26th, 2008
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That was riveting o_o...
January 26th, 2008
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he took his dick and he f*cked him
January 26th, 2008
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this is quite sad...
January 26th, 2008
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teen/alien pregnancy is a serious issue.
January 26th, 2008
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wow.
January 26th, 2008
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5 stars for Mogwai + general awesome.
January 26th, 2008
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Interesting.
January 26th, 2008
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I know I should be disturbed by this movie's intent, but instead I'm just confused.
January 26th, 2008
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omg
January 26th, 2008
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January 26th, 2008
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Reese's Pieces are NOT birth control pills.
January 26th, 2008
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Pretty f*cked up I must say.
January 26th, 2008
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hahahaha! that's terrible! lol
January 26th, 2008
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So wrong but so right too...
January 27th, 2008
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I have no idea what vote to give this.
January 27th, 2008
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beautiful man, just beautiful. lolz
January 27th, 2008
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Worth the wait
January 27th, 2008
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wow just wow
January 27th, 2008
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Mogwai
January 27th, 2008
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too f*cking boring didn't have the patience after twenty minutes for it to end
January 27th, 2008
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Grow up. :)
January 28th, 2008
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wipe that smile off your face you queer.
January 27th, 2008
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I was so waiting for the finger touching, but it never came.
January 27th, 2008
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this is art
January 27th, 2008
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It should end with ET's spaceship flying away.
January 27th, 2008
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The Terminator should have raped Link.
January 31st, 2008
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Now your learning!