damn Damn DAMN 007
Created on: March 1st, 2008
damn Damn DAMN 007
Inspired by one of the best YTMNDs of all time, http://ahhhohhh.ytmnd.com. Based on Chronster's http://damndamndamn.ytmnd.com

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March 1st, 2008
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lmfao
March 1st, 2008
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hall of fame
March 8th, 2008
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hall of Damn
March 1st, 2008
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WHAT A HOT N*GG*R
March 1st, 2008
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you cant get any f*cken randomer than this
March 1st, 2008
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i beg to differ http://antijewchu.ytmnd.com/
March 1st, 2008
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5'd for getting killed by the glass bowl
March 1st, 2008
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damn damn DAMN
March 1st, 2008
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This is simply, and amazingly, awesome. Magnificent. Amazed I found this on the Recently Created YTMNDs, but not suprised by the acclaim it's getting. OTHER POSSIBLE COMMENT: All I can say is DAMN DAMN DAMN!
March 1st, 2008
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Hall of fame this sh*t
March 1st, 2008
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that was truly amazing
March 1st, 2008
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I would so choose her in goldeneye multiplayer
March 2nd, 2008
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I choose Oddjob
March 2nd, 2008
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I choose Oddjob
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Baron Samedi all the f*cking way dude his white hat was pimp
March 5th, 2008
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It's a shame that slapping while using Jaws didn't result in a one-hit KO. I mean it would make sense; If he punched you into a brick wall, it's gonna leave a mark. Not in you, but in the wall.
March 6th, 2008
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Baron Samedi for sure. He's the sh*t.
March 1st, 2008
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Daaaaaamn!
March 1st, 2008
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The NSFW police strikes again.
March 1st, 2008
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how is Good Times and 007 NSFW? Btape, thats what.
March 1st, 2008
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"sh*t"
March 1st, 2008
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unblock my other accounts you stupid n*gg*r
March 3rd, 2008
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I think you mean to say "that's 'how'"
March 1st, 2008
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Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where Goldeneye got released on Xbox Live and also got TV Land-themed downloadable content...
March 1st, 2008
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NSFW? wtf?
March 1st, 2008
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I liked the "awwww sh*t!", but I had to replace it until I find something better. It's not worth getting a site NSFW for just one word, really. http://media.putfile.com/awsh*t
March 2nd, 2008
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I think it's funnier after you changed it.
March 2nd, 2008
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Yeah, any creative vision is better when you apply rules to it and then go back and change it. COUGH COUGH HOLY F*CKING SH*T COUGH N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH IM OVER REACTING TO THIS COUGH COUGH N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R NSFW WHAT THE F*CK DICK C*NT SH*T TITS WHORE BITCH F*GGOT SPIC VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA
March 3rd, 2008
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N*GG*R
March 1st, 2008
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This really shouldnt be funny... so why did i rawfull?
March 1st, 2008
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Dude this is completely ridiculous. Plus i just got done playing goldeneye
March 1st, 2008
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"Awwwww sh-DAMN" = EPIC
March 1st, 2008
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Well done. I needed a good laugh today.
March 1st, 2008
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wow
March 1st, 2008
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From Florida with Love...get it?
March 1st, 2008
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And you were so close to getting paintball mode.
March 1st, 2008
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I don't understand who these two things go together at all.
March 1st, 2008
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Yes! It's a dam!
March 1st, 2008
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so random lol
March 1st, 2008
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I smell a fad comin' on
March 1st, 2008
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epic
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DAMN
March 1st, 2008
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"DAMN"-Ron Simmons
March 1st, 2008
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"PICKED UP A SALAD BOWL" did it for me.
March 3rd, 2008
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That was the turning point for me, too. I went from mild amusement to being totally immersed in the intense cinematic gameplay experience!
March 3rd, 2008
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Especially since "A Salad Bowl" means multiple Salad Bowls.
March 1st, 2008
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this did not go far enough.
March 1st, 2008
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wow wtf
March 2nd, 2008
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F*CKING WIN, I LOVE YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
March 2nd, 2008
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didn't like the remix element of it - otherwise it was freakin' awesome
March 2nd, 2008
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This is one of the most random things I've ever seen... :O... good stuff XD
March 2nd, 2008
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comment downvoting alts, ftl. they need to get back to chaffing their dick from repeated masturbating sessions
March 2nd, 2008
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You are one brilliant mofo'.
March 2nd, 2008
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damn
March 2nd, 2008
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Honestly, this is one of the best YTMND's I have ever seen. Truly addicting.
March 2nd, 2008
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I want to give this less than a 5 for getting "Damn damn damn" (or dam dam dam) stuck in my head. But I can't, it's just too brilliant.
March 2nd, 2008
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Seriously, I would have fived this for only the first 7 seconds.
March 2nd, 2008
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Because the Map is DAM
March 2nd, 2008
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March 2nd, 2008
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It's funny, but it would have been even better if the BAH lady killed her at the end.
March 2nd, 2008
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What did the fish say when he collided with a cement wall? DAM! HAHAHA
March 2nd, 2008
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A priest walks into a fish market and he asks a clerk. "What kind of fish do you have." The clerk says,"We have dam fish." Then the priest gasps. Then the clerk says "You know, the kind you get from a dam". So he goes home and sits down at the table to eat his dinner and he asks his son,"Hey son can you pass the dam fish?"-Pretty cool dad pass the f-ing potatoes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
March 2nd, 2008
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pretty cool dad pass the f-ing pillowy mounds
March 2nd, 2008
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Oh my god. Turkey.
March 3rd, 2008
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... with f-ing club sauce
March 2nd, 2008
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Oddjob was unfairly short.
March 2nd, 2008
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Moonraker to the crotch
March 2nd, 2008
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5
March 2nd, 2008
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hilarious
March 2nd, 2008
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THAT WAS TOO COOL 4 SCHOOL
March 2nd, 2008
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dammnit yes
March 2nd, 2008
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Its impossible to get any more random than this, and ive seen bill cosby give birth to an organ that a magical hand started playing for some reason.
March 2nd, 2008
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Yo mamma so fat, her nickname is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMN!
March 2nd, 2008
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GLASS BOWL DEATH 5*
March 2nd, 2008
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I sense a fad...
March 2nd, 2008
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retarded
March 2nd, 2008
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"+ edits" - lol, subtle edits much?
March 2nd, 2008
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lol!
March 2nd, 2008
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March 2nd, 2008
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Aaaawwww ssshhDAMN!
March 2nd, 2008
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I thought this was going to suck. I was mistaken.
March 2nd, 2008
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This is SO. RANDOM.
March 2nd, 2008
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wtf
March 2nd, 2008
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Sweet lord, that was HILARIOUS.
March 2nd, 2008
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epic leetness!
March 2nd, 2008
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3
March 2nd, 2008
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rawr.
March 2nd, 2008
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*clap* DY-NO-MITE!
March 3rd, 2008
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LOL U win the comments!
March 2nd, 2008
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That's the facility music but still 5
March 2nd, 2008
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Yeah, and a section of dam was cut out entirely
March 3rd, 2008
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heres my bit of nerdy excessive goldeneye knowledge
March 2nd, 2008
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awesomeee
March 2nd, 2008
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That sh*t makes no sense, but at the same time is awesome.
March 2nd, 2008
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the salad bowl was just as effective as the golden gun, though it worked more like throwing knifes. also it had the secondary proximity mine mode which is key in many sticky situations
March 2nd, 2008
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eatin cheese
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ytmnd is so useful
March 2nd, 2008
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whoa lay off the drugs
March 2nd, 2008
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What is the meaning of this!? I haven't done any hard drugs in the last 48 hours!
March 2nd, 2008
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lol
March 2nd, 2008
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O wow...u win
March 2nd, 2008
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I was really expecting a lot more "+" votes next to people's names. This is a pretty good ytmnd yet there are at least 78 people who fail in general cutting it down. This is awesome and if you don' like it DAMN DAMN DAM
March 2nd, 2008
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you saw perfection
March 2nd, 2008
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I think this is the most random thing I've seen on the site so far.
March 2nd, 2008
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What, the hell.... lawl
March 2nd, 2008
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this is like funny lawl
March 2nd, 2008
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That was actually damn good.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
March 2nd, 2008
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I Came
March 2nd, 2008
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u win
March 2nd, 2008
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LOLOLOLOL f*cking epic hilarious.. thats from when the f*ckin father dies on the show LOL!!!!!!! i love when the music starts playing when he actually starts navigating the level.. omg
March 2nd, 2008
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Yeah and it goes "Daaaamn daaaamn damn"
March 2nd, 2008
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LOL, Bond didn't even make it to the DAM.
March 2nd, 2008
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Ich habe gelacht.
March 2nd, 2008
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wtf lol
March 2nd, 2008
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trieed waaaaay too hard. also not funny?
March 3rd, 2008
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Wife types screwin up and gun shootin is what I love about my house. Five stars for class.
March 3rd, 2008
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WTF?
March 3rd, 2008
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incredible
March 3rd, 2008
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darn
March 3rd, 2008
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Her boobs are as big as Xenia's
March 3rd, 2008
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Aw sh-damn.
March 3rd, 2008
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Awesome site, I really didn't expect it to get this high of a rating due to its obscure nature.. It totally deserves it though.
March 3rd, 2008
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March 3rd, 2008
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I miss the *BAH* fad. It had a lot of well made ytmnds with it.
March 3rd, 2008
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ROFLMAO
March 3rd, 2008
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What were you thinking making this?
March 3rd, 2008
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A spy sapped her sentry.
March 3rd, 2008
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Best explanation yet! +
March 3rd, 2008
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah shi-DAMN
March 3rd, 2008
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hoooly sh*t
March 3rd, 2008
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weird and wonderful.
March 3rd, 2008
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Not very funny for how long it is.
March 3rd, 2008
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holy sh*t that was one of the funniest f*cking ytmnds ive ever seen
March 3rd, 2008
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Inspired by one of the best ytmnds of all time? This IS one of the best ytmnds of all time.
March 5th, 2008
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qft
March 3rd, 2008
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whaaaaaaaaaaaha hah haha
March 3rd, 2008
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RAYYUHHD
March 3rd, 2008
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lawl
March 3rd, 2008
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THE BEST YTMND I'VE SEEN IN 2 MONTHS
March 3rd, 2008
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Maybe the worst excuse ever for a YTMND. Didn't even bother to finish it.
March 3rd, 2008
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OMG this is so wacky!
March 4th, 2008
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She is living Comfort Eagle.
March 4th, 2008
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you are retarded you didn't even pick the level called dam. SH*T!!!!!!!
March 4th, 2008
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Greatest site I have ever seen! Sponsored.
March 4th, 2008
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Still the best.
March 4th, 2008
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DAM DAM DAM
March 4th, 2008
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I remember Goldeneye pushing the N64 so hard, that the framerate was very low at times. This YTMND is making my brain slow down trying to process it.
March 4th, 2008
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This reminds me of Mars Attacks.
March 4th, 2008
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Lmfao, dkdn't realize at first, but you have her playing the DAM. Even better, man. Lmao, how did you come up with this combination, and how long did it take you?
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Wonderful DAMN DAMN DAMN!
March 5th, 2008
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if i had paypal i would donate $100 just cause this is so DAMN funny
March 5th, 2008
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needs less win
March 5th, 2008
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People find this funny?
March 5th, 2008
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haha, pro job
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eppic edits, you sir get a big fat 5!!!!
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Being Black ain't easy!!! i know....
March 6th, 2008
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awww ship
March 6th, 2008
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what the f*ck....
March 6th, 2008
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Now I've seen everything.
March 6th, 2008
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Man that was one of the best ive seen in a LONG time.
March 6th, 2008
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This makes my all time top 10 ytmnd list. Epic.
March 7th, 2008
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DAMN DAMN DAMN!
March 7th, 2008
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LOLLLL wow ytmnd is friggin weird. I guess as long as it makes me laugh i'll 5...
March 7th, 2008
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Changing vote on howtoupandcomingytmnd.ytmnd.com to a 1.
March 7th, 2008
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I've been finding myself coming to YTMND less and less, because they are just lacking the stupid humor i require.... But This.....THIS! This is something else. F*CKING, AMAZING. Kudos for chronstar on the find, and kudos to whatever the hell it is you are smoking in that crack pipe that influence such nonsensical brilliance
March 8th, 2008
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this site wins.
March 8th, 2008
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What the f*ck is this? Awesome.
March 8th, 2008
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Is that fact that it's the Dam level supposed to be a pun?
March 9th, 2008
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Epic.
March 9th, 2008
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Funniest sh*t in a looong time. =D
March 12th, 2008
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Did the lock bleed when it was shot? O_O
March 15th, 2008
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100% win, daymn.
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April 1st, 2008
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i love the idea of enemies throwing salad bowls. how would you like a contract with EA Canada?
July 11th, 2009
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BWAAAAH!!!!
November 24th, 2009
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YOU'RE A SICK BASTARD, I LOVE YOU
December 13th, 2012
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This is the funniest YTMND I have ever seen.