Five-Star Restaurant
Created on: July 31st, 2008
Five-Star Restaurant
Harry's date is ruined.
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July 31st, 2008
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wait? its a good marv site?
July 31st, 2008
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IM GONNA KILL THAT WAITER
July 31st, 2008
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nice
July 31st, 2008
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What's with all the people making funny sites from f*cking horrible fads?
July 31st, 2008
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HERRO, SH*TTY BANK U WANT SUM
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I'm callin' the cops!
August 1st, 2008
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what the f*ck is this doing on top viewd today list... come on...
August 1st, 2008
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yoursh*tiscreepingupmyleg.ytmnd.com this is the original site made 2 years ago...by the same person...........................................dotdotdot
August 4th, 2008
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pretty decent
August 6th, 2008
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I can break these comments.
July 31st, 2008
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...marv..??
July 31st, 2008
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50
August 5th, 2008
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-44
July 31st, 2008
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this is so f*cking good
August 1st, 2008
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login 5 & fav
August 4th, 2008
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login 5 & fav also. You have no idea how hard it was not to bust out laughing in my office...like really inappropriately loud. I broke blood vessels in my eyes.
August 13th, 2008
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I just pooped a little bit.
July 31st, 2008
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not something i would expect from you, holy sh*t
July 31st, 2008
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LOL!
July 31st, 2008
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I'd be screaming like Marv if I saw that on my dinner plate
July 31st, 2008
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the food was...marv-elous
July 31st, 2008
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rofl @ Jetz. Great site, Andy.
July 31st, 2008
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I'd like to hire jetz to write my site descriptions
July 31st, 2008
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finally, a legit job
August 1st, 2008
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Waiter! There's a spider in my Marv!
July 31st, 2008
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4 because Father-Mckenzie told everyone never to remix the Marv sounds at below 48 dB
July 31st, 2008
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so what your saying is Father-McKenzie is your master?
July 31st, 2008
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Operation: Knightfall, also known as the Raid on the Jedi Temple, the Attack on the Jedi Temple, the Siege of the Jedi Temple, the Fall of the Jedi Temple, or the Jedi Temple Massacre was one of the first conflicts of the Great Jedi Purge, where the newly anointed Darth Wang and the GRAND COALITION of the 30 SECONDS stormed the CETI ALPHA 5, initiating a massacre under the authority of Father McKHAAAAAAAAAAANzie.
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come my minions...
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90 decibAls**
August 1st, 2008
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Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying
August 1st, 2008
(1)
I thought you followed only the will of zomglolwtfzor?
August 1st, 2008
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squarewave30
July 31st, 2008
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Is that...the sound of tool chest falling down the stairs?
July 31st, 2008
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The food was "I can Break these Cuffs"
July 31st, 2008
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Commercial YTMNDs done right are some of the best YTMNDs
July 31st, 2008
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I kind of wish he found a way to work out the citi logo at the start, though.
July 31st, 2008
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LOL! did NOT see that coming!
July 31st, 2008
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marvfad.ytmnd.com
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this is unbelievable... i have not laughed this hard in a LONG time... SO RANDOM
July 31st, 2008
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I wonder how the rating would change if you used another random fad character.
July 31st, 2008
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oh dear god i cat stop laughing, hhahahahhah, thats f*ckin faved
July 31st, 2008
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Yes
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Instant Classic. I mean absolutely random, yet flowed perfectly.
July 31st, 2008
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WAIT....wait, wait, wait....did the host resemble Captain Jean Luc Picard to anyone else?
July 31st, 2008
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AHHAHAHHHHHH o_O
September 2nd, 2009
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection I 1'd a site of yours once. And you flipped out. And I said you 'lacked balls' for not commenting with your 1, after you called my 3 a 'pussy's downvote.' That comment itself was you baiting a flamewar, not your lack of comment.
September 2nd, 2009
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oh jesus. i pray you get banned for good this time
July 31st, 2008
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Laughality!
July 31st, 2008
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Amazingly good
July 31st, 2008
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Your five is ready, sir, medium rare. We hope it is to your liking!
July 31st, 2008
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whoa
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http://chariotsofmarv.ytmnd.com/
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1'd for being too good
August 1st, 2008
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Lol sound origin.
August 1st, 2008
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No ear raep?
August 1st, 2008
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that scream is probably one of my favourite screams of all time
August 4th, 2008
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You mean, next to the Wilhelm scream?
August 8th, 2008
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better imo
August 1st, 2008
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5 for your sound source description alone
August 1st, 2008
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What is this, a good ytmnd? When did people start making these?
August 1st, 2008
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hahahahaha
August 1st, 2008
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Andy, you... YOU did that.
August 1st, 2008
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-1 for 'the wine list was phenomenal!!' making me want to choke a bitch but +5 for "maaahv?"
August 1st, 2008
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this is pretty stupid
August 1st, 2008
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This was a fave-star restaurant
August 1st, 2008
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disappointing Andy, you feel good about yourself?
August 1st, 2008
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best site in the last couple weeks! GOLD
August 1st, 2008
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XD
August 1st, 2008
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5 star for 5 star restaurant
August 1st, 2008
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taht wash teh shound ouf a toulchest fhalling down teh shtairs. OUUHK
August 1st, 2008
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looks like a delicious meal
August 1st, 2008
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MARV?
August 1st, 2008
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recently more than ever, users have been complaining about fads, but where would ytmnd be without all the fads that originated here. if people didnt keep reusing fads then they wouldnt be fads would they
August 1st, 2008
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Looks like her dish was lacking meat :-(
August 1st, 2008
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yes
August 1st, 2008
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Meh, not all that funny.
August 1st, 2008
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5 for home alone
August 1st, 2008
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lol maahhhv? They should let you do their next commercial it would have a better chance of getting my attention.
August 1st, 2008
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That's embarassing.
August 1st, 2008
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I received a PM from someone telling me I need to explain why I don't like certain sites because I am coming off as a bully. So for the record, let me explain why I gave this a two. This is a random joke insertion where I felt it wouldn't have mattered what head you put in there. It could have easily been Sean Connery saying "You're the man now, dog" or Billy Koen saying "Can you believe it, you've already finished C. Do you think you can do Matlab." In this case you chose Marv.
August 1st, 2008
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Now I hated Home Alone and I hate the Marv fad. I have never upvoted a Marv site. Honestly when Marv showed up, I was rather annoyed. So I voted accordingly. My vote isn't a reflection on how I feel about AndySavage. I gave his cuff site a five and I have given him many fives. In this case I felt he missed the mark. No big deal.
August 1st, 2008
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you still suck
August 1st, 2008
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Maybe, but I'm honest and I think for myself.
August 1st, 2008
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lol, hank, i want you to take a second and read over that paragraph you just wrote,
August 1st, 2008
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and imagine me writing it word-for-word (minus the relevant characters/quotes) on the comment page of http://can-you-believe-it.ytmnsfw.com/. I appreciate you explaining yourself and all, but do this for me and you might see how stupid it sounds coming from you.
August 1st, 2008
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...and now you know why I don't care to write long essays explaining why I don't like a particular site [speaking to the person who PMed me]. Seriously though, my taste for a site depends on my frame of mind at the time. What I like now, I could end up hating in an hour and vice verca.
August 2nd, 2008
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OH SNAP GREENSCREEN
August 2nd, 2008
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Vote Hack: http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7181/00ju4.png
August 3rd, 2008
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Would you like some more straws to grasp at? I know you watch the spy all f*cking day and probably logged each of my site's votes in notepad, if I votehacked at any time then show me a list of alts I used. Or maybe just one. Just ONE alt. While we're on the subject, I will say that I did notice several people 1'ing my sites whose accounts apparently hadn't been used since 2006, I'm just gonna throw that out there, you can take that however you want
August 4th, 2008
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"I know you watch the spy all f*cking day and probably logged each of my site's votes in notepad" "I will say that I did notice several people 1'ing my sites whose accounts apparently hadn't been used since 2006" lol
August 4th, 2008
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Guilty as charged. I always leave spy open in a tab whenever I make a new site. It's pretty ridiculous that we can't just access a full record of all of the votes for any particular site.
August 4th, 2008
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imo spy should just be taken away from the public, all it does it cause people a lot of frustration when they see someone 1 their sites
August 4th, 2008
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I think Umfuld's the only one with OCD here. I leave a spy window open, check "my sites" and let it fill up, and check on it every hour or two at most, if I'm even around the house.
August 6th, 2008
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what's spy?
August 6th, 2008
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James Bond
August 7th, 2008
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aw naw you dih-int!
August 1st, 2008
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Marvelous.
August 1st, 2008
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Good.
August 1st, 2008
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One of the best/funniest sites ever, instant 5
August 1st, 2008
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Outrageous. Harry ordered the Silver Tuna Special, not the Carved Marv!
August 1st, 2008
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destined for my fav list
August 1st, 2008
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I almost went for the mute button once I saw Marv's face
August 1st, 2008
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Random, therefore 5!
August 2nd, 2008
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Five star vote
August 3rd, 2008
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MARV!
August 4th, 2008
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5 STAR SUCK MY DICK http://haljordan.ytmnd.com/
August 4th, 2008
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If the marv head wasn't animated, and done so well, this wouldn't have warranted much more than a 2. Bravo. (Also SFW)
August 4th, 2008
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Also I think this may be the culmination of the Marv fad, anything further would be redundant and stupid.
August 4th, 2008
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This is begging for some Lost Horizon facemelter action!
August 4th, 2008
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No, this is a site that should never be copied or turned into a fad, it should be what it is and just that. Otherwise it loses it's potency.
August 4th, 2008
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this 1 comes to mind all the time lmao.....MARV? hahaha
August 4th, 2008
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Phew, that was a lot of clicking. I have negrepped every comment in this site, in the hopes that everyone will do the same to this comment.
August 5th, 2008
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But what is someone posireps them all? Then nobody will notice your work.
August 4th, 2008
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NEDM the girl's date at the end for a 10. Yes it would be too many jokes on one site, but I like NEDM, so bite me.
August 4th, 2008
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I like. It's even better cause I hate that damn commercial.
August 4th, 2008
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...Random.
August 5th, 2008
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best quality marv site
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ok. that was well done.
August 5th, 2008
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The food was... a SCREAMER.
August 5th, 2008
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/875235 for the original video.
August 5th, 2008
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holy sh*t that ending was a surprise! marv?
August 5th, 2008
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+5 for unexpected.
August 6th, 2008
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Marv??
August 6th, 2008
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haha, win
August 6th, 2008
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awesome
August 7th, 2008
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FINALLY, A GOOD YTMND
August 7th, 2008
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5'd and Fav'd... especially for the sound citation :D
August 7th, 2008
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Very good.. Did not expect that
August 7th, 2008
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HAHAHA
August 7th, 2008
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no lie, i watch this site 3 or 4 times a day, and it never fails to crack me up
August 8th, 2008
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...with club sauce?
August 8th, 2008
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hahahahaha holy sh*t, this ones funny.
August 8th, 2008
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YES!
August 8th, 2008
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What the f*ck
August 8th, 2008
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So unexpected!!!! 5/5 fav'd!!! :D
August 10th, 2008
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I was expecting a picture of Herman Li to be on the plate
August 14th, 2008
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 18th, 2008
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I laughed for like 15 minutes, unable to function during so... Gimme back my 15 minutes!!
August 27th, 2008
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http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bI7SFyevM
August 27th, 2008
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BTW, this is this site on YouTube by a user who puts a lot of YTMNDs on YouTube.
September 1st, 2008
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http://putitbacklink.ytmnd.com/ <--I stole your idea and ran with it
July 29th, 2009
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5
July 29th, 2009
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You had me at citibank. You lost me at Marv.
November 8th, 2012
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obligatory fuck marv