let's get a little bit closer baby

Friends,

Recently, it was revealed that I would be presenting a "magical update" for you. However, shortly after, it was mentioned that I was "lagging" on my update. Well, what max didn't tell you was that I had, in fact, released my code to him many days prior to this. For the past nine days, I have been locked in his basement, given a ration of only 4 ounces of Grey Goose per day, and forced to listen to "Lazy Town - Crazy Cake" on repeat. Only 4 ounces of Grey Goose. That truly was ultimate suffering.

Anyway, I'm safe now, and you will perhaps notice a new icon next to your username. Behold YTMND Private Messaging!


Everything should be fairly straight-forward, and you should find a new message from max explaining functionality in your inbox.

Well...enjoy! Feel free to send me a message if you have any problems or find any bugs, or just to say hello.

note from max:

just a piping up to mention I received the following letter from the scientology lawyer:

Dear Max,


I wanted to let you know that I have read your response and am researching the points you raise. I will be responding to you shortly. In the meantime, I wanted to let you know that someone, and I believe it was your customer who put up my client's materials on your website, left me a message on my firm's answering machine. The message itself was unpleasant and harassive and was not necessary at all.

I would like to know who this customer is in the event I wish to report this to the proper authorities.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Ava Paquette

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you guys are sooo busted.

<3

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also, thank you for your hard work syncan!
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syncan makes me happy in the pants.
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also, tridents.
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not 5th?
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also flying lobsters
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Amazing.
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omg 7??/
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hooray
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9th nigra
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cocks
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cool!
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f*ck yeah.
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in before most
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no work...gg
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Aw man, one of you idiots summoned the Cyber Terrorism Unit
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cool
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I MENT TO SAY 10TH
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lol in b4 people
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Syncan is the reason people come to this site.
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ok
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I f*ck on the first date
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Alright who's the wiseenheimer?
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something tells me this was a bad idea
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f*ckIN' AWESOME!!!
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YAY!, Im gonna email all my fav users
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TY
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Someone make a ytmnd about that message being sent
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lol @ you guys are sooo busted.
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ohhhh fux
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cool
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Way to go, Syncan!
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In before the 40
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Yippy!
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i'm really a robot
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yay 4 max! -Izlude Tingel
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42nd, this is sick
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customer? hahaha ... these idiots just don't get it do they? YTMND IS FREEEEE! FREEEE FOR ALL YOU MORONS!
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awesome! 42
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we are soooo busted indeed. also, to all you who aren't max--don't do that. it's pointless and lowers our credibility
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woot
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Under 50 ftw! Max, watch your *ss from Scientology!!
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OMG
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Oh sh*t, run like you stole it.
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Give those freaks hell.
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Send your scientology beefs my way :D
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Wait, now I gotta deal with these longwinded screeds from TWO people? Laaaaaaaame.
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^indeed
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there are so many things wrong with this website
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ohhohoho! so they come after us again! nice job on the PM's, syncan.
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YAYAYAYAYYA!
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lol, ________
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The first step to scientology attacks it to accuse you of a crime.
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syncan has PMS
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very cool
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im like the last person to see these
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Eek
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NINTENDO 64TH OMG :o
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._.
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I like where YTMND is going!
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67th. Nice.
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Only 4 oz of grey goose? You'd have to save up for a week just to get a light buzz!
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SIXTYEIGTH
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HATEFUL COMMENT
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We can cyber now
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max can we see your response to the cease and desist letter? Blog the whole conversation with Ava. ftw
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LOL I AM RETARDED
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LOL, PMs
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o.o
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max, why did you send me nude photos of yourself? Did everyone else get this?
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Awesome.
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That's it. I need to get serious about composing a Cake Song remix.
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post counter = news posts somehow become gayer than before. maybe if there's an automated feature to add "I think 'also cocks' is still funny" that'd do it
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is there a link to max's response anywhere?
June 14th, 2006
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Great update guys, YTMND gets better and better.
June 14th, 2006
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"Mess around with it and see if you can break anything." Well...you heard the man. Let's get to work.
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i thought you died in iraq inkdrinker, welcome back pal.
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What if Syncan was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?
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89th!
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max, max, max, PLEASE fix the searchbase glitch. A large number of sites created yesterday are still not showing up anywhere even tho they are high rated.... fix it, fix it, fix it,
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Yep. XD
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Now I have nothing against a bunch of quacks being stupid, but there comes a point where stupid... just... yeah.
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needs a anti-spam feature! http://pmbox.ytmnd.com/
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ok syncan, so this brings you to ummm...lets see.... 1,000 Internets won I believe?
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lol at the
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I guess I can't do a less than sign. So Generic Comment.
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First of all, I hae been begging for PM for about nineteen years. I am so glad someone went into his or her basement and gave me what I wanted. Secondly, Ava Paquette is a horrible lawyer.
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private messaging is a fad of the entire internets. in before 100.
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Is there gonna be a friend list soon? Lol.
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100th post
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This is so f*cking badass!!!!! SYNCAN FOR VICE PRES.
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great stuff! but 4 oz of grey goose... we need to have a vodka fundraiser for ya.
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Before we know it YTMND.com is going to be like MySpace.com
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BrickTamnland, just kill yourself now
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Well, at least dogporno will reach us that much faster!
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TOO MANY SEARCHES IN PROGRESS. TRY AGAIN IN A FEW SECONDS.
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Thank you
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Some of the themes of rebellion in Rosario Ferre's post-Boom Latin American fiction works may be due to her having been born into a powerful political family in Puerto Rico.
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Sux
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wow! private messages on ytmnd! nice
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Nice, as I said in http://dumbdumbdumb.ytmnd.com/ this will be a great way to get in touch with people who don't have any sites.
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"The message itself was unpleasant and harassive and was not necessary at all." -- So someone sent her the Crazy Cake song, huh?
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btw, Ava Paquette is a pretty powerful Scientology lawyer :(
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only 4 f*cking ounces of GG? WTF WTF
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Fix this 'too many searches' bug!
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Good stuff, guys. Good stuff.
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120th..
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Thanks to syncan for instant messages! No longer do people have to use AIM to abuse me in private! Thanks to max for standing up for Xenu!
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HAHAHA CUSTOMER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE f*ck
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5 stars because it was funnier than jesus is magic
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We should submit Scientology stuff to ebaums, and let them go at each other.
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Pokemon? Pokemon? With the Poke and the mon, kids listen to the rap music, NO! Acually they the Kids, the listen to the Jazz, but only if you attack its weakpoint for MASSIVE damage. What do you like to play? Here comes this giant enemy crab! Que? koo koo ka-cho! Zip zop zoobity Bop! Down the Slope. The Sont PS3 will retail for ... 599 US dollars! Pokemon???
June 14th, 2006
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Syncan, how can we not love you? Uh oh Cyber Terrorism Unit is gonna be unleashed again....
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in before SpaceDolphin
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lol, wikipedia: "In 2006 Ava Paquette sent a cease-and-desist letter to YTMND asking the owner of the site to remove allegedly infringing content uploaded by the users of YTMND."
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Google "Ava Paquette" guys...she won against...well google even!
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Hey, PMs! Fantastic.
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Nice one syncan.
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At least know how to bake a cake now FTW
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:goodone:
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Awesome.
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BobOstertag wins this thread.
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nice work on the private messaging, much better than hoping someone reads your comments on a site they may never look at again
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ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO BLOCK MAX!!!????
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hah, that's a STRANGE coincidence. Newgrounds just unveiled their PM system also.
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Pm system, cool. Also: cocks
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SYNCAN, MAX, GO TO THE ESPARANTO AND FETCH ME 12 KEGS OF GREY GOOSE, STAT! EVERYBODY GET IN THE MOTHERf*ckING VAN, WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!
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Flame wars are going to be taken to the next level with this.
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, THERE IS A BLUE HONDA CIVIC DOWN IN THE LOWER PARKING LOT, YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON.. ALSO COCKS, HORSEDICK, sh*t AND MY MOTHERf*ckING VAN..
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Sounds like the emo suicide at that last part max. "We are soooo busted.
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Jazz is like the new private messaging system, it'll be around forever.
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Somebody PM me.
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152nd comment about pm system
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Righteous 153'd
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Huzzah!
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Syncan has does it again!
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idownvotethieves posted that message yesterday.....Also, syncan can post?
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So what?! EBAUM IS GETTING SUED! HOORAY!
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*applause*
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*done I've had too much Grey Goose.
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syncan news post? ZOMG.
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159 people are cooler than me
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Dawesome. Totally Dawesome! Good Job.
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Also, testes
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One SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOUUURRRRR!!!!!!!
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The people running this site impress me more and more everyday.
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One sixty fife.
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way to go syncan
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hooray
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hello
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w00t! Thanks for the new message system, guys. :D
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Why do you guys keep having your titles based on Hip hop and R@B songs? what you know about dat? Thats from TI... Get a little closer BlueStars... rollback Ludircis.
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XD That caller could be almost any user of this site.
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Y T MYSPACE N D
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They started it.
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I would advise not leaving harrasing messages with them. They will use anything as ammo to fark with ytmnd. The strange coicidence here is that listening to the cake song repeatedly while ingesting vodka is the first step of the scientology brainwashing process.
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o0o0o00 : (
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YAY!
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180th!
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cool
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In b4 Negroes
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I'd go to jail for someone with the name Ava.
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max=god, syncan=jesus (god creating everything, jesus providing nessisary updates :P) christianity lol
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Wooo,max and syncan own. also,busted!
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Syncan. May I bear your children?
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yay! :)
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LAWL
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ROFL!
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that's showing them. let us prove out rights by acting like 12 year olds. -remembers who he's talking to- >_>;
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syncan you make me sex wee dans mon pants
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We should make Grey Goose the official alcohol of YTMND. Makes me sad I'm not old enough to drink...
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WTFFF IS THE LISTS TAB????
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I LOVE YOU
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Our Xenu, is an awesome god he rains, from somewhere out in space
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How can ytmnd have customers? I hope scientologists burn, burn for thier idiocy.
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scientology FTW!
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AHHH PRIVATE MESSAGING!! THANKS!!! Just too bad YTMND is gonna be sued to down to nothing soon....
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you are god
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in before 200th. also scientology is scary but so is unification church fo reals
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I better be getting Christmas cards from you guys.
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FIRST!
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Nice! So how long before we are getting raped via PM? :D Love ya!
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HOLY CRAP, YEAH, NOW I CAN SPAM!
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also cocks
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*takes a swig of Grey Goose* TWO HUNDRED f*ckING SEVENTH
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208th. haha u guyz r in trubl
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pussy *ss jew
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210th!
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let's get a little bit closer baby.
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you might want to go ahead and call her on the "customer" bit, the whole thing behind fair use is in a "non-commercial" means.
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This is getting to be huge >_>
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Uh oh, skettios!
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OH ILOVE IT!!!
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lol
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it was me who called them. I'm sorry ;( jk lolololololololololol
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"Customer?" Dude, we're not Max's customers. We don't spend "employment hours" to harass people... that's our own damn time! Don't blame us being dicks on Max!
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man, syncan is the man with computers. and a handsome devil to boot!
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Sure me can make fun of blacks, jews, asians, americans, christians, muslims, movie characters, tv shows, terrorists, and everything else in the world, but as soon as we make fun of scientology they get pissed.....WHAY SHOULD THEY CARE?!?! If they don't like what we post on YTMND then they should just not go to YTMND...don't ruin it for the people who are smart enough to have a sence of humor......aside from that awsome job syncan...
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
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i think the scientologists should just stop hating and post their own ytmnd's......cmon all that money they got, they have to be able to afford good software like macromedia studio and photoshop.....YUO CAN DOIT!
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lolcustomer
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LOLOLOLOLOL PWNAGE
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Perhaps someone should tell these scientologists and their lawyers that Anyone can make a YTMND. Even them? Wait... Lawyer YTMNDs... The horror.
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I had sex with a ham sandwich once.
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please delete thefinger. He is an alt acount.
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FRIENDS LIST IS f*ckING MISSING.... Thanks Syncan for the update, ROFL Scientologist prank colliers! HA
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jewish-hitman, EXACTLY! they dont CARE about the "religion" ITS THE MONEY! they sue/harass anyone who dissagres or posts something they dont like, and the worst part:they use legal tactics, so you cant get them thown in jail..Max, dont give em ANYTHING, ytmnd is copyrighted, correct? well, then they might have voilated YOUR copyright, pehaps you can sue them back :D
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lol PM me to join SKD'S Downvote clan!....pfffft...
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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excerpt from comment 220 "WHAY SHOULD THEY CARE?!?! If they don't like what we post on YTMND then they should just not go to YTMND...don't ruin it for the people who are smart enough to have a sence of humor" ... LOL the word "smart" and flagrant typos in the same sentence. orz
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R U 4 SEXES CHAT?
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A "customer"?
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Yeah, I'm sure she's researching real hard, because the guidelines of copyrights and fair use really aren't something they hit upon in laws school. Good god did we really need any more reasons to f*cking despise lawyer any more than we already do. f*cking Greeks seeting a precedent for all future judicial systems to follow. Buncha' f*gs the lot 'em I say.
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twothreenine
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knock knock
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We need to get max a Pope-mobile. The Scientology f*ckheads might try to take pot shots at max! I'll Drive =)
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lol release syncan upon their answering machines!!!! haha DEATH RIOT!!! xD
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another unnecessary and buggy 'feature' that bogs down the site, joy
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twofourfive and thank you syncan!!
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It is a wonderful day in the neighborhood. And Syncan, you ARE my Neighbor.
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Syncan, you lagged forever, then ytmnders went on strike and max was forced to close down the site. A year later, ytmnd was no more. But you went back in time and finished it, M I RITE? Push it to the limit!
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Syncan can post news articles? whoa.
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you guys are sooo busted.
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cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool thx max!!! :D
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max, you sent me a PM. since you're so far out of the loop, i figured i'd tell you.
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UH OHZ
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255th wewt
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Tridents in the update = auto-win for syncan.
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Remove that hope thing in the background. It's annoying as all hell.
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Keep working you lazy bastard! : p
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brbfbi
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i thought i was going ot be a great ytmnd
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lol, Honda
June 14th, 2006
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whoa
June 14th, 2006
252nd
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lol, Customer! Good job as sueing a website when you don't even know what it does!
June 14th, 2006
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It wasn't me!!! I swear!!! Also syncan restored my faith in private messaging.
June 14th, 2006
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266th
June 14th, 2006
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lawl ... I got mail
June 14th, 2006
256th
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YTMND messaging... the future of screenshot YTMNDS!
June 14th, 2006
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Max, make a ytmnd for donations for what you might be fined in the scientology case that is about to happen.
June 14th, 2006
259th
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Hurrah!
June 14th, 2006
260th
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YTMND: 3(?) Silly Religious people: 0
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