nothing from nothing

so the other night i mananged to not only get drunk (big surprise) but i somehow managed to purchase a plane ticket to new orleans and a gigantic new orange suitcase. luckily my ticket is non refundable, which means i'm forced to show up in new orleans next thursday. since i've obviously made a gigantic error, i've decided to take it a step further and willingly meet ytmnd users.

so far i've managed to arrange boarding and transportation, but i'm still looking for a good home cooked gumbo. if you are an LSU student or in the nearby area and can manage to cook a delightful meal for me and a few guests as well as be entertaining, send me an email.

Other possibly bad decisions I've made recently: buying a guitar and drawing tablet for my computer instead of food, ignoring my girlfriend over a period of three months to the point where she would break up with me, installing my air conditioner to assure i would never leave my apartment this summer ever.

on that note i hope you like the new profiles, and the editing woes caused by the recent "no image or sound left behind" rule should be dealt with soon.


for those of you in the area, i'll be in baton rouge or the nearby area from around the 14th to the 18th.

ALSO I might add if you are not of legal drinking age or unable to pass as such, do not bother.

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June 6th, 2007
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dude you do not want to meet your site's users that is a very poor idea
June 6th, 2007
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If you come out to California sometime let me know.
June 6th, 2007
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your orange suitcase intrigues me
June 6th, 2007
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lol, out of control!
June 6th, 2007
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Lol I did the same thing last winter!
June 6th, 2007
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Max, I love you
June 6th, 2007
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Great!
June 6th, 2007
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bit graphics
June 6th, 2007
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ITS A TRAP HES GUNNA RAPE U
June 6th, 2007
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CAN I EDIT MY SITE PLEASE?
June 6th, 2007
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Come to NYC so I can get you sh*tfaced and we can go to a strip club, and I'll pay some whore to sniff coke off your ballsack.
June 6th, 2007
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We all know max is just going there to meet some slut he met online. This is all just a cover so his gf doesn't find out.
June 6th, 2007
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Get drunk again and buy a ticket to Kentucky, please.
June 6th, 2007
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Sometimes, I wish there was a way for you to cut down, Max.
June 6th, 2007
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I cannot wait to see all sites the come from this encounter.
June 6th, 2007
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max bought a ticket to my heart
June 6th, 2007
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What kind of drawing tablet? I'm in the market for a new one, and I'd like to be able to say it's "The one max uses" :)
June 6th, 2007
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You bought your drawing tablet at Circuit City?
June 7th, 2007
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I got mine on wacom.com, but it's a 6x8 ~200 dollar one and I want a nicer one. Max's Recommendation would be nice :P
June 6th, 2007
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Yeah you're not a pedo =\
June 6th, 2007
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Chocolate?
June 6th, 2007
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in louisiana you don't need to be of legal drinking age... i know
June 6th, 2007
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you suck
June 6th, 2007
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MAX GOLDBERG IN NEW ORLEANS! WILL EAT OWN HEAD FOR PLANE TICKETS!
June 6th, 2007
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when you have the time, max, would you care to visit a little forgotten city in "canada" called mississauga?...i'd like that alot.....christmas shoes.
June 6th, 2007
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Where do you live now Max?
June 6th, 2007
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Iran
June 6th, 2007
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But he has a summer home in Estonia
June 6th, 2007
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bring the lulz back dude
June 6th, 2007
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One day a young boy walks on to a stage for an audition, he says that he has an act to perform and gets on with it. The young lad prints out pictures of dead children, necrophilia, Japanese and German scatological pornography, girl on dog bestially with a horse thrown in for BDP, naked 8 year old girls triple penetration porn, regurgitation pornography, animal bukkake, incest rape, dead babies, forced afterbirth consumption after giving birth.
June 6th, 2007
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The young boy takes all these pictures and throws it at the audition Judge and laughs to himself while pointing. Wow thats quite an act! The man says, What do you call it? The Aristocrats! The young boy says. Oh wait, The boy continues. Its your standard, average, mediocre, pathetic, sad, stupid, gay, attention seeking laughable f*cking nonsensical cowardly anti-confrontational silent cry for attention and acceptance by my parents!
June 6th, 2007
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you're actually going to go to another users house?! good luck^_^
June 6th, 2007
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if you stayed with nugget you would be having alphabet cereal for breakfest LOL
June 6th, 2007
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Make sure you stop at the Tropical Isle and have yourself a Hand Grenade. Best drink in New Orleans. Also check out Red Fish Grill and try their Aligator Gumbo. Have fun man.
June 6th, 2007
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I can verify these statements. Hand Grenade tastes like a bitch drink and will hit you like 3-4 drinks. Great sh*t.
June 6th, 2007
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June 6th, 2007
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Now my browser doesn't almost crash every time I view DarthWang's profile.
June 6th, 2007
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ok??
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This is
June 6th, 2007
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!
June 7th, 2007
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Foods overrated
June 7th, 2007
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If you go to someone's house, they're just gonna tie you up and hold you for ransom
June 7th, 2007
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LOOOK, it's a midget! Check it out... it's a full-on necro-beastial midget buttsex orgy!
June 7th, 2007
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HOLY CHRIST MAX, DO WE REALLY HAVE TO SEE ANN COULTER ADS ON YTMND?
June 7th, 2007
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lol legal drinking age.
June 7th, 2007
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http://hairlesskitty.ytmnd.com/ This site is way underrated.
June 7th, 2007
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1'd
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gay'd
June 7th, 2007
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This will not end well.
June 7th, 2007
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Yes mastah! I'z be guud home cookin' for you mastah! >_> No.
June 7th, 2007
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RAPE!
June 7th, 2007
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see above.
June 7th, 2007
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has anyone offered to be host yet?
June 7th, 2007
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805th :D
June 7th, 2007
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You've made total votes with an average rating of 0
June 7th, 2007
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Max, I could drive to New Orleans from Dallas and I have passed for 21 many times. I can also make microwavable Gumbo.
June 7th, 2007
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haha this is the most awesome story/resolution i have ever read, only on YTMND
June 7th, 2007
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ey max. I go to UL in lafayette (about 2 hours from New Orleans and 1 Hour from baton rouge). I used to live in the New Orleans area before i went to college. If you want to meet up with me, my brother, as some other people i would be down lol
June 7th, 2007
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aw max i hope you enjoy your trip :) i haven't been back to new orleans since i moved from there after the hurricane :(
June 8th, 2007
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I live about 100 miles from new orleans, its a nice place to go, i like the oriental food at the river walk :P Don't forget to visit the National WWII museum, it sounds boring but it is a lot of fun. Also, please don't be a tourist and think everybody there always wears beads and sh*t, cause they don't, but if you do see someone doing that, they are in fact a tourist and you should point and laugh at them for being a tourist. Also, don't get out of the car in a bad neighborhood, and lock your doors to.
June 8th, 2007
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...and be sure to lock up your bike. Just sayin.
June 8th, 2007
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uh what
June 8th, 2007
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n*gg*r joke FTL
June 8th, 2007
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lok up ur plazma screenz
June 8th, 2007
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IT'S A TRAP
June 8th, 2007
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Also, Shoutout to the IBers. >_>
June 8th, 2007
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i got something entertaining in my pants
June 8th, 2007
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remember your scuba gear
June 8th, 2007
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that's an awesome story...you get drunk then wake up with a non-refundable ticket to new orleans.
June 8th, 2007
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There is a downside to the new layout. Now when I get e-venged people are going to attack my newest sites instead of my early sites which deserve to be downvoted.
June 8th, 2007
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Personally I think we ought to be able to choose the five sites that appear in that space. Maybe that's just me.
June 8th, 2007
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srsly? you've seen their sense of humour and you would still eat something they cook? wtf? R U still drunk? :P
June 8th, 2007
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Not again!
June 9th, 2007
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Just when I think YTMND has gone for the better, all these inactive downvoters and gimmicks come back along with some new people.
June 9th, 2007
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Yeah, I noticed the old ones coming back when I read 'PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!' on my latest site.
June 9th, 2007
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School's out for summer!
June 9th, 2007
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Hank's on to something. What, no ice-cream trucks to keep them occupied these days?
June 9th, 2007
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Work Camps, Fat Camps, as long as they're not online.
June 9th, 2007
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Hey, thePlease is out too, whining already.
June 9th, 2007
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Oh man, YTMND sure is out of money. Here we have Max buying a guitar and plane tickets. +5
June 9th, 2007
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Foot Doctor a fad? How absurd...
June 9th, 2007
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Come to Vegas and sleep with my mother!
June 9th, 2007
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I think everyone should delete any of their sites that score below a 3.0.
June 9th, 2007
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HEIL HITLER
June 9th, 2007
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I saw a post the actual Stephanie made, in a forum about preteen pornography, and she used the F word, it was arousing in a totally non sexual way, Im not a nave person, Im positive it was her, 100%.
June 9th, 2007
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wat do we get for 10 dollars?
June 10th, 2007
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wat is the new what
June 9th, 2007
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XD
June 10th, 2007
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typical jew looking to suck off people. don't you make enough money from all the ads on this site to feed yourself?
June 10th, 2007
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Your an example why people hate the jews so much. F*ck this sh*tty site.
June 10th, 2007
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lol at the homepage title
June 10th, 2007
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F*CK I ALWAYS MISS IT! >:( 387th
June 10th, 2007
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Who else noticed that the title of the front page of YTMND had added a false spoiler (maybe true) for Harry Potter?
June 10th, 2007
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me, plus max spelled Voldemort wrong
June 10th, 2007
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I wonder if anyone else has noticed... but to max: "Noooo, you bitch". lol, amazing little treat in the tittle bar. Too bad I dont read Harry Potter :)
June 10th, 2007
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tittle bar lmfao
June 10th, 2007
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That's titles... titles, Mr Connery, not titties
June 10th, 2007
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I love the Tittle bar, I frequent it often.
June 10th, 2007
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ANAL BUM COVER for $200
June 10th, 2007
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typical jew behavior... dont wanna pay for hotel or food
June 10th, 2007
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wow max is such a big f*ggot, who does he think he is.. I'll serve u some fresh home-cook crap u c*cksucker
June 10th, 2007
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man, nobody wants to meet you.
June 10th, 2007
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Alts of ShomerFlash. He upvotes his own sites and downvotes everyone else. He may have more. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/SomewhattDamaged/votes http://www.ytmnd.com/users/SomewhattDamaged2/votes
June 11th, 2007
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He probably has much more than that. His recent site had over 50 votes but had only 9 comments.
June 10th, 2007
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curses when can we have a broolkyn meet up?
June 10th, 2007
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Will you please delete this guy already? All he does is post the same naked man every day. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/ExFurry/
June 10th, 2007
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5'd for harry potter spoiler... oh wait
June 10th, 2007
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F*CKING LOL AT YTMND TITLE.
June 10th, 2007
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OMGF SNAEP DIES KILLING VOLDERMORT SO ARRY CAN LIVE IN BOOK & LOL... nice one.
June 11th, 2007
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SNAPE DIES KILLING VOLDEMORT SO HARRY CAN LIVE!
June 11th, 2007
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My frontpage died and i need it back.
June 11th, 2007
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SRSLY my template f*cking broke when you changed the site title and I can't see my fav sytes.
June 11th, 2007
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If only it was NY...
June 11th, 2007
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self pwnage
June 11th, 2007
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george bush doesn't care about black people but Max DOES!
June 11th, 2007
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Next time you hit the grey goose, remember to buy a ticket to california
June 11th, 2007
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sh*t break brb
June 11th, 2007
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OMG "VOLDERMORT" NEW CHARACTER SPOILER
June 11th, 2007
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Qnslaught/comments - delete.
June 12th, 2007
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I am back because I feel like it and its the summer. Also lol to max because he made sure I didnt come back so I'd vote on pacard stuff we started on vent.
June 12th, 2007
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LOL MAX IS A DUMB NERD LUL
June 12th, 2007
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i'm in the br area, have school on wed night. about all i can do for you is show you some hotspots around br where i use YTMND and PTKFGS for NTN and bar game names.
June 14th, 2007
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You can hollah at me if you are around Tulane.
June 25th, 2007
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so, do you think you are a celebrity?
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