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In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy jewish landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

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In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

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Your statement seems to blend references to pop culture, politics, and historical events into a surreal narrative. Here's a breakdown:<br /><br />- **Pink video game boxer and Apollo Creed**: Likely referencing *Big Rumble Boxing: Creed Champions*, where characters like Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa are playable in exaggerated arcade-style boxing matches[1][3]. However, you were referencing a rap song remixed into the NES console game called " Punch Out " based on the arm wrestling arcade game. <br /> <br />- **Hidden San Diego Navy base**: Possibly alluding to local military installations or conspiracy theories about secretive freemason activities in San Diego.<br /><br />- **Burger clown mascot singing "Deja Vu"**: A whimsical image, perhaps inspired by anime culture and fast-food mascots like Ronald McDonald.<br /><br />- **Ugly orange guy eating pizza backwards**: Likely a humorous nod to Pizza Hut's "Stuffed Crust Pizza" commercials or a pop culture caricature who unfortunately won the American presidency in 2024. .<br /><br />- **Brittany Venti and Nick Fuentes**: Both are controversial internet personalities. Venti is known for her provocative content, while Fuentes is associated with far-right commentary.<br /><br />- **Shoe0nHead storming the Capitol**: Shoe0nHead is a YouTuber known for political satire, but she was involved in the January 6th events.<br /><br />- **Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner)**: A reference to Jenner’s transition and political controversies, exaggerated here for comedic effect.<br /><br />- **Old man calling Michael a "Meathead"**: Likely referencing Archie Bunker from *All in the Family*, a show that explored themes of racism and social change.<br /><br />This mix of satire and nostalgia reflects a unique perspective on cultural and political figures.

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Valid complaint . <br /><br />I miss the good old days where the racism was less obvious. <br /><br />A pink video game boxer is trained by a elderly Apollo Creed.<br /><br />Strobe light blinking of a hidden San Diego navy base.<br /><br />A burger clown mascot who drives to the west while singing Deja Vu from a forgotten anime series based on the video game.<br /><br />A ugly orange guy who ate a pizza backwards before being shot at. <br /><br />A ugly Starbucks Enthusiast named Brittany Venti who used to be smart enough to avoid getting arrested at riots she caused.<br /><br />A gay Hispanic guy named Nick Fuentes who claimed to be kidding before he had a date with " Destiny " .<br /><br />A ugly anarchist woman named Shoe0nHead who dressed up like a man and stormed the capitol on January 6th 2021 while impersonating a federal agent. <br /><br />A ugly Olympic athlete named Bruce Jenner who used to like trans people before he decided to execute all of them to secure his world record as the first racist trans athlete. <br /><br />A old man who called Michael a " Meat head " before having a change of heart over his racism after a blood transfusion because his story was the prequel to the Family Guy series.

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here's what I don't understand we both like Nicktoons, we both like goatse and lemon party but for some reason you hate me arbitrarily for old moon man shit that I no longer do.<br /><br /><br />If you wanted me to leave (which I agreed to) you alone you shhouldn't have made this site to provoke me.

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He was very hands, that Isaac Asimov: https://lithub.com/what-to-make-of-isaac-asimov-sci-fi-giant-and-dirty<br />-old-man/<br /><br />"....Asimov was known, in those days, to various women, as “the man with a hundred hands.” " -- Judith Merrill

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I know that feel with my old account. Been coming here since 2004. Happy 20th from fellow old man.

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Old Man + Pokemon but no Umfuld reference? For shame!

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Old man nudity. <br /><br />Done for reasons of idiocy, probably.

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your site is just as good as what is on the mans face. +1 for not being the 9000th time you posted that fat old man.

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Oh man, I remember when Google would do that. Reminds me of the old gnutella "keyword match" search responders which would just be malware and the title would be a repeat of whatever you searched.

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Bullshit, you've posted multiple things about Pokemon Go, look at your facebook, July 12. I don't really give a shit about that, just saying it makes you sound like a cranky old man. <br /><br />A few months ago you posted some bullshit article with fake stats about how 80 or 90% of white people who get shot in the US are shot by Black people. The article was very racist in tone, and I can't find it now, maybe you took it down. But it was such an insane statistic, you would almost have to be racist to believe it on first site enough to share it without checking to see if it was true. Not that that is the only racist or racially charged/biased thing you've ever posted, but it was the most blatant.

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You're mixture of POKEMON GO hating, minority distrusting, and reactionary politics just seem like the attributes of an old man.

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He seems like a prematurely bitter whiny old man to me, complaining about anybody who isn't just like him. Whether they believe in different economic policies than him, have different racial backgrounds (ie being willing to believe obviously fake shit about people not like him), or getting fucking annoyed by adults playing fucking POKEMON GO, which is a FUCKING AWESOME GAME.<br /><br />It makes me sad. <br /><br />I did make a political YTMND recently, but I did try and make it funny and it wasn't just a straight rip of other peoples memes. And I don't plan on making a habit out of it.

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Well it wasn't but thanks for the downvote as usual. I really thought you would at least enjoy the silent film, your basically a ytmnd fad. My Pac Man site wasn't even about you else it would of had you in the title or description. I was going to stop making anymore & had even stopped voting on yours in general & call a truce but sure enough I knew you'd throw the old 1 star.

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Moon Man will turn nine years old this year

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Comma usage, anyone? <br /> <br />And did you seriously just know offhand some old site where you once 1'd a DarthWang post? That's almost impressive, Rain Man.

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You think an old white man from a predominantly white area of the country hates white people?

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im really interested where that picture came from of the other girl on your actual, ssite.<br /><br />and man i never knew beign 6 and liking 6 year olds at the time was perverted.

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I went to it 3 times, many many many years ago. The first time it was fun. The second time I fell asleep. The third time I saw a 35+ year old man giving underage girls candy to see their tits, and I decided it wasn't for me.

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will probably be updated to an old man getting pissed in the face by a big black cock

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PAY DAY AEEEEEEE thank you for telling it like it is<br />trust me you're not the only one who feels like Suzanne brought a new wave a devastation to the quality of ytmnd. I have given up on trying to straighten this piece of shit user up. It's not even worth the physical effort moving the mouse to minus his comment(s) and 1 his sites. <br /><br /><br />as much as moon man had a negative effect on ytmnd, it didn't come close to how awful Suzanne has made this place. <br /><br /><br />I want to tell you that I'm sorry for my part in any way i've shat up this site when i joined the likes of SantabotAI. <br /><br /><br />You know who I am and so do a lot of people here. I miss the old days when me and you were cool. Like when i asked you to make a tour of your house and you did it. I hope you don't get offended when i make stupid jokes about you like how you wanna stick your dick in the edmund fitzgerald and shit.

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This was gonna be a 4 (I liked your Macgyver version better, especially since it was anti-Rickroll) but then you had to go an add a square wave for old time's sake. I miss the old YTMND characters: Kirk, Picard, Milton, Peppy, Hootie, Mullet Man, Ugoff, and of course, Dew Army and the Poland fad with the loud noises and the abstract pictures.

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I like the part where you attempt to shame me back, rather than accept that it's totally fucking pathetic that a self-proclaimed middle-aged man who [b]KNOWS WHAT'S FUNNY, DAMNITALL!!![/b] sits around all day on some website or another keeping "score" of views, likes, or whatever the fuck it is you've got scribbled down on those piles of notebooks from watching spy for nights on end. <br /><br />I also like the part where you think that retarded .GIF humor is some fucking contribution to the annals of Western Civilization. You think everyone should give the same amount of fucks that you give about some half-assed headpaste animation, like it's tantamount to "doing something with your life."<br /> <br />Take all the shots you want at directory's account, you cranky old fart. That guy don't give a shit because, after a year or so of making some of the most consistently well liked sites, at the peak of the ytmnd's popularity--and without resorting to "man gets hit w football" meets "pop culture joke inserted into internet meme inserted into pop culture joke somehow involving a fart, boobs, gay sex innuendo, or pedophilia" bullshit--he quit. Because this is all that fucking easy. And because it's funnier to play sociology games with you tards instead, to run five or six accounts, where people hate the guts out of one while worshiping another. To this day, you've got fives on sites of his that you still don't know were his.

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[i]I am now a 26 year old man who isn't quite as anti social and miserable as I used to be but I still have some work to do. I haven't been here in years but I came back for this day.[/i]<br /><br />Your a fucking idiot your the fucking same as you were 10 fucking years ago wow, the diff? because i am more "social." thats everybodys reasonm the world dosent revolve around you you faggot. Now your happy? fuck you your just a power hog because you have an income and buy more shit you like and have sex.<br /><br />[i]I was an anti social 16 year old who hated a lot of things but loved stupid internet humor.[/i]<br /><br />it must to been hilarious back then because you were a fucking retard to begin with you probley liked bad emo music and halo or some gay anime shite go fuck yourself. <br /><br />its fucking funny because this is the gay shit i go up agiasnt on ytmnd and its fucking pricks like you that get into power and make younger feel like shit plu your not honest with yourself and your a fucking liar fuck you you faggot dont post here again. 2006 gay ass faggot.

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I'm gonna pick your avocadoes, old man.<br /><br />What are you gonna do about it?

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This version of spiderman sounded like a 50 year old man rather than a college student.

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Here's another question: anybody know how, a while back, someone made fake inbound links to sites (they did it to me and umfuld) that had funny urls, like http://www.gr33nscr33nsucksdick.com/fat-old-man, or whatever? I can't remember the actual links nor what sites they did it on but it was funny and a nice touch of savvy rarely seen here.

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something that maddogsoldier would say if he ran for any kind of office, including the class president of his nephew's 4th grade class. despite the cease and desist orders, despite the pinky-moo-cow-nightgown'd lectures from his mom in front of the ragged couch in her own partially furnished basement:<br /><br />"Your nephew is running for HIS fourth grade class president, NOT YOUR fourth grade class president because you're a 38 year old man who has already been through the fourth grade - twice. The city doesn't want you hanging around the school. we talked about this. talked and talked and talked. you don't need to show up at the playground at their recess. the last 20-plus years has been your recess. what are you doing to find a job? you cannot be a teacher at that school. you cannot be a teacher and you cannot be a student."

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ur old man